[FM] Craving creampies and rough face fucks

Cross-post. I hope it isn’t too much for this sub! Hope you enjoy :)

This happened the other day:

Normally, I’m an all-anal type of girl. I can’t help it. I love the way a cock feels buried inside my tight asshole; the way a thick, hot load feels as it coats the insides of my guts; the way it feels when a firm hand strikes my ass cheeks. There’s nothing better.

But today, I’m not craving anal at all. Today, I need two things: a dick in my throat, and a creampie in my pussy.

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This urge actually crept on me last night. Like many of my sexual impulses, it reared its monstrous head without any warning or reason, and suddenly it was all I could think about.

That night, I’d been telling a Redditor about my sudden need for a creampie, and lamenting that my boyfriend had come home all whiskey-dicked and was already asleep.

This online acquaintance, who knows that I live in a university town, dared me to find a random guy on campus to creampie me. I demurred–it was late, and I was pretty tired–but he egged me on and (without much effort, if I’m being honest) convinced me.

Two friends get heated [MM]

The year is 2015, I’m visiting my friend at his college apartment.

The day starts off pretty normal. He asks me if I want to come visit him for the weekend to blow some steam off since him and his girl just broke up. So of course I say hell yeah since it’s a short road trip and I wanted see my bro. That afternoon I make the trip and when I finally get there he’s ready to party.

He’s average height, athletic build, easy on the eyes, red messy hair, and dresses like a frat boy. A pretty good looking dude. I’m average height as well, curly blonde hair, blue eyes, a little chubby but not too much, I just don’t go to the gym as often as he does. I dress more casual, T-shirt and shorts type of style.

When I get there we start playing some COD, having a few beers, smoking some weed, the whole nine yards. Then the day turns to night and we get some dinner and drinks, go back to the apartment to freshen up for the bars.

Public Blowjob at South Beach [mf] [oral] [exh] [mast]

When she was a teenager, she snuck out of her house to meet her boyfriend in the park. Thing was, they lived in New York City, so the “park” was just a neighborhood playground with a few benches and tons of apartments surrounding it.

Her boyfriend slid his hand down her pants and fingered her until she orgasmed, not realizing that she had attracted a small crowd. After her boyfriend tiptoed back into his own apartment, Kathy was left alone to regroup after an outdoor orgasm.

She looked up and saw a few people looking on. She couldn’t she their faces, she only knew they had been watching her boyfriend get her off in public.

This seemed hotter to her than anything else that had happened that evening and she knew right away—she was an exhibitionist.

A few nights later, she returned to the park and masturbated, making the same noises she’d made with her boyfriend. The same figures appeared in their windows to watch. When she finished, she’d skip home feeling a rush of excitement.

Kathy always found herself in situations where there might be one or two onlookers, but the more she fooled around in public, the more she craved.

[FM] A Success Story: Sex doesn’t have to be serious (aka let freedom ring and sorry I talked about slavery) (x-posted from r/dirtyr4r)

All my roads to Philadelphia seem to lead to Independence Hall—this trip was no different. Well, except for the fact that I had a bullet to strike off the old bucket list: complete a random internet (read: Reddit) stranger hook-up.

Note: there’s lots of extra prose because I’m feeling nostalgic. Scroll down for action.

By the time I made it into the city, I thought I was doomed to once again put off this quest since no one was catching my eye, but then it happened. A little orange envelope popped into view with someone who actually read through and followed the requests in my post! And he sounded sexually responsible and compatible to boot—a cautious gal’s dream come true.

We ended up migrating over to kik where we talked over safety and pictures were exchanged (oh he is a cutie!). I could hardly believe my luck and was climbing up the walls of my hotel when he said he’d be half an hour to get to our agreed upon meeting place (La Colombe, that coffee haven). I ended up settling my nerves at the hotel bar with a gulped down glass of prosecco before stomping out into the crisp evening air.

[MF] long lost friend makes a visit.. [oral]

Last summer I was contacted by a girl I used to hook up with. When I say used to I mean we parted ways probably 12 years prior. Now at first I had no clue who she was. The name didn’t ring a bell and she looked completely different. Once I figured it out it brought back so many good memories.

Things were normal at first. Nothing dirty or sexual in nature. We were talking about life and how times have changed and how we both look different. She then send me a fullbody naked picture of herself and asked if I still thought she was sexy. Well goddam was she. She had a slender body. Was always really skinny but her tits and ass really filled out. Her nipples were hard and perky. Pussy was shaved but thid picture didnt give a clesr view. She said her looks weren’t all that’s changed. Then she proceeded to tell me how she spent the past few years trying to get as good as possible at sucking dick in hopes that we might hang out again. I was a bit taken back and didn’t understand why. I get missing a fun sexual partner but, practicing just in case you see them again? I had no complaints but she started going on about how awful she felt about her dick sucking abilities back then. Apparently she had never done it before me and thought it was terrible and I must have hated it.

Marshmallow Fluff [MF] [Food]

My girlfriend Kate and I live in London, but have both travelled extensively in the states before we met. We both developed some food obsessions over there – I love what you guys call ‘biscuits’, and she loves Cheetos which are like Wotsits on speed.

Imagine our excitement when we discovered that the big supermarket near our house sells one item we both managed to get incredibly excited about: Marshmallow Fluff.

Creamy sugar in a jar, for us this really is confectionary crack. We grabbed some jars immediately. Too good an opportunity to pass up.

The same evening Kate used it in some brownies she baked, I ate a whole load with a spoon. Fuck sophistication.

But that evening Kate brought the opened jar up to the bedroom. Some naughty midnight snackage was in order, I thought. Little did I know it would be me being feasted on.

Kate told me she’d bought me some new trousers and was keeping them as a surprise. She wanted me to try them on right then and there, and pulled off my pyjama bottoms in one swoop. She’s never been the most subtle, but she is absolutely gorgeous.

[Group] I arranged a stranger to please my guy when I was out of town.

If I learned one thing in life, it’s that lack of fun is a relationship killer. I’m bound and determined to keep the fun in mine.

When I saw that I was going to be away from Reddit Guy (RG) for a while, I got an idea. There aren’t many things that men love more than blowjobs, so I was going to find a woman to step in in my absence.

I posted to reddit explaining my situation. I wanted a woman to give him head while her husband or boyfriend let me watch on FaceTime.

I got a handful of responses: some nice couples, some single women, lots of men who oddly interpreted the post as a reason to offer their studly bodies to me….and the sexual version of the lottery.

“Ann” is a trophy wife. She doesn’t mind being referred to as such. She’s several decades younger than her husband and a trophy by any standards.

Ann’s pictures showed off her long, tan legs, full boobs and beautiful blonde hair. She made it clear that her husband was on board with the plan.

I won’t tell if you don’t Pt. 1 [m] [F] [inc]

Steph was miserable in her marriage. We were distant cousins, but met when I was a kid and she was a college student and stayed close all these years.

As I got older, she was the cousin I’d run to with girl problems. Steph was the one who told me to jerk off before having sex for the first time so I could last a little longer.

When things in her marriage got tough, she confided in me, telling me she hadn’t gotten laid in over three years and slept in a different room from her husband. They only stayed together for their kid. She was looking for a guy she could trust to have an affair with — someone who wouldn’t tell.

“Don’t you miss sex?” I asked her one day when we got coffee.

“Oh my god, yes,” she laughed. “So much. I was such a hoe back then! Ohmygod okay listen to this story. I’m right out of college and this guy proposes to me. I said yes, but then decided, eh, maybe not. I had to discover myself, so I did one of those overseas charities where you build houses or whatever for poor kids. There were these three Italian men. Gorgeous. So beautiful. And I liked each of them, so. Oh, oh my god, nevermind. This is so not an okay story to tell you. You’re family!”

The bodyscanning hologram blowjob – year 2660 [oral] [scifi] [mf]

The Year was 2660 and John was about to wake up for the first time in over 300 years. Angry at the everyone, he was cryogenically frozen in an attempt to wake up to a happier world.

The first few weeks were rough, learning to walk again. Learning to eat solid foods. Also, learning new technology and customs. But the biggest shock of all was learning that Earth was no more. They’d been relocated—what was left of them—to a ship that housed nearly one million citizens.

It was a massive operation where every participant had a need. So, why at John been selected when he had been frozen this whole time? As a sort of experiment. They could learn from him.

After a month of physical therapy and education courses, he was given a small room where he would live the rest of his days.

There was a device in his room that could summon anyone or anything at a moments notice. Sort of like a virtual reality without the headset. A hologram of sorts capable of answering every question you could ask it.

Fucking our AirBnB renter [FMM]

Hi Y’all,

We recently converted our basement into a single bedroom apartment so we could rent it on AirBnB. We figure there are a lot of people PCS’ing in and out of JBLM or visiting for TDY that it might make some much needed money for us. It’s a nice space as it has it’s own small kitchen, a living area and a bedroom. It also has a separate entrance. The only thing it shares with the rest of the house is the laundry room. I made it look very nicely decorated so it would appeal to a single guy or girl or a very small family. My husband and I worked hard all last weekend to make it ready.

We had no problem finding our first guest who it turned out to be a guy my husband worked with and was transferring out of JBLM and back to Charleston, SC. It was yesterday and I was just finishing up picking up the kids after driving for Uber all day. As I was finishing my husband Erick called me and asked if it was ok to ask our AirBnB renter Dave up for dinner.