Some parody & humor for your enjoyment. I had fun writing this many years ago but thought it was lost forever. Turns out it had been ragged on by some folks parodying MST3K, and that version was still around. I've cleaned it up just a tiny bit, and here it is again after resting in obscurity for decades.
Tag: Anal
A dorm room threesome! [MFF]
One night in the late fall of my sophomore year, I found myself drinking in the dorm room of my friend, Mitch. My girlfriend at the time, Abby, lived next door to Mitch, and we had all been friends since freshman year. She was in the room, too, along with Mitch’s long-distance girlfriend and another friend of ours, Kate.
Abby was incredible, 5’4” with gorgeous medium-length chestnut hair, a bright smile, and deeply seductive brown eyes. She had the body of a former athlete, soft but toned, with B-sized breasts and an natural, unshaved pussy. She was witty, highly intelligent, sensual, and had a robust sexual appetite. She could also speak Spanish like a fiend.
I’m 5’10” with short, dark brown hair, pale skin, and green eyes. While not particularly athletic, I am proportionally well-built in all regards.
Kate was the shortest of us all, at 5’1” and thin. She had medium-long black hair and a wide, vividly white smile, and a strong Chicago accent. She wore chucks and rock band t-shirts and she was a lot of fun.
Caribbean Resort Vacation [mmf] [bi] [oral] [anal] [cuckold]
Hotel beach on a Caribbean island. I'm there with missus Rebecca. Black guy comes over and starts chatting up my wife. Ignoring me completely. She's loving it. Giggling and laughing with him. Everyone on the beach can see what's happening. Eventually they go off together to our hotel room. About an hour later they come back. She's walking a bit gingerly and looks quite red in the face. They have a deep kiss and then part. Again everyone on the beach can see what's going on. She lies down seemingly exhausted. Says nothing. I say nothing. I am a bit stunned as
This goes on for the rest of the holiday. Sometimes the same guy sometimes different. Once word gets around there is no shortage of lovers.
The holiday carries on as before – wifey getting chatted up during the day by the studs on the beach and going off for quick sex sessions and coming back.
One time it happens my curiosity gets the better of me and I go and peek in through the slatted windows. She's being taken from behind very hard. Much harder than I can manage without coming immediately. She's making noises I've never heard from her before. I slink away but can clearly hear her coming loudly as I walk back to the beach.
Vegas sex club – My {28F} experience as a sex slave
after reading the story posted on reddit (https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3mwaty/performed_live_porn_at_a_vegas_sex_club_for/) i felt compelled to share my own experience at this club. this happened a little over a year ago.
in a nutshell, i agreed to have sex with a group of men in front of a huge audience at a vegas sex club. like the other girl said in her story, parts of it was amazing. having 3 and 4 guys give you a sensual massage and take turns licking my pussy and bring me to orgasm was out of this world like a dream. while many parts were just complete domination and raw and powerful sex that took me through a myriad of emotions and left me physically ravaged. my body was used beyond what i was capable of handling but i walked away with over $78000.
the show the other girl did that i linked to above was an opening show and they are more tame and a mini-version of what happened with m. i was the girl who did the ending show of the night. i was the main "attraction" so to speak. not because i'm the hottest girl out there. but because i was desperate enough to say yes. willing enough to have the sex they wanted. and pretty enough to fit the mold of what the audience paid to see. for reference i'm brunette, 5'6", 125 lbs with 34B boobs.
Anal in the hot tub.
The first time he fucked my ass in the hot tub was an incredible experience.
I remember the cool night air against my face, the water bubbling all around us. He was in his spot, as sexy as ever, his electric eyes drawing me in. He was already naked.
I moved through the hot water, straddling him between my legs. We kissed, and I felt him harden and rise. My pussy started throbbing. I ached for him. He moved my bikini bottom to the side in the expert way he has and began guiding his thick cock into my pussy. I rode him, his hands on my hips, mine in his hair, our lips and tongues exploring the other's. I rode him until I came.
In one effortless movement, he lifted me off of him. He moved me away and raised himself out of the water, his perfect cock tempting me. I couldn't resist. I leaned down and took him into my mouth, still able to taste myself on him. I went all the way down, as far as I could go, but it wasn't enough. It never is. He pressed against the back of my throat and there were inches left. No matter how I struggled and choked, I couldn't take him. I gave up and focused on pleasing him. He moaned as I ran my tongue from his balls to the tip of his cock, sucking, swirling, licking while I stroked him with my hand. He held my hair out of the way so he could watch. I tasted him.
Not really sure if bi/gay stories are accepted here. Anyway, [m]y first ti[m]e with my best friend. Part 3
Sorry it's been a while folks. Just haven't gotten around to typing out this third part. Particularly because I'm afraid of how long it could be. I supposed this could be the part where things actually become more bi and less gay haha. So in the second part things got even more crazy between my friend and I. We sucked each other, made out, and 69ed. I also believe I mentioned Lexie who will kind of comes into play in this part. Lastly, if you haven't read the first 2 I suggest you do because this part will make more sense if you do.
Before I get started, a little bit about Lexie. Stan and I have both known Lexie since grade school and she's always been a good friend of ours. She's always been pretty attractive. Short, nice set of tits, blonde hair, blue eyes. Like I said, less better looking version of Melissa Rauch. I wouldn't say we were friendzoned by her but we just never figured we had a shot at her. She was good looking, was always with another guy, and we were good friends so it just wasn't there.
[MMF]- Another awkward male virgin loses his virginity with us.
This experience was a little unique as this time I got to fulfill a selfish fetish of mine. Our second virgin was exactly what we were looking for. A bit bigger, into video games and generally a nice guy. He wasn’t pushy or demanding so he seemed like the perfect type. I wanted to start off with someone I could jerk off watching porn with. So I found someone who would meet me in person. We talked in a public place and I found out the guy had never even kissed a girl but, like most men liked watching quite a bit of porn.
[M/F] Got a text at work earlier today; wife wants anal!!
I write this in bed as she sleeps next to me. I have to work early but I just can't help but write this down. It is written with minimal embellishment, and is absolutely true. I couldn't make this kind of heaven up if I tried.
We have been together for over a decade and it took a while to get into butt stuff but in the last 3-4 years she and I have both allowed our bums to relax and have really begun enjoying anal play (I've even begun to really enjoy her explorations of me too!). On occasions she will ok a night of anal sex and I always hurry home. Sometimes in the past our attempts at anal have ended in me getting off but more often it ends in her saying "ow" (even after taking it reeeeeally slow) then running off.
The last 2 weeks she has really opened up (pardon the pun) and allowed me in for a decent period of time in two at temps a couple days apart. God it was hot. I had to take it real slow easing myself in and then gently thrusting but any anal is great anal when you don't get it too often. After a bit of this I am amazed she isn't in pain, I am turned on enough but can't thrust fast enough to get off, so I pull out and with about 5 strokes I blasted all over her upturned ass.
Pregnant Anal Sex [MF preg anal]
In the shower, the hot water running along you erect nipples jutting from your swollen f cup breasts, your 9 months with twins belly a globe of beauty on your body. Washing yourself, you body is sensitive to even the lightest touch, your enlarged curves making you undeniably horny as you lather yourself up enjoying the sensual feeling of the soap sliding along your glowing skin. The need to have pleasure can't be denied as you sit on the shower floor, hot water streaming across your body, your humongous belly pushing your leaking breasts into your face. You reach down and play with your clit, moaning at your touch imagining my thick cock, the cock that got you pregnant pounding into you, you cry out in pleasure as the first wave of orgasm hits and your neck and back arch back and your belly pushes out further. Milk sprays out from your engorged tits and quickly runs down the drain as the orgasm subsides leaving you feeling heavy and breathless, you struggle for a few minutes heaving your belly as you stand up slowly and finish your shower. You can feel your pussy staying wet even after you dry yourself, and you know that the only way to satisfy your slutty thirst for cock is to wake me up from my slumber. You waddle slowly into the bedroom, the early morning light peeking through the curtains. You see that I'm still deep asleep, and you pull the covers back slowly and gently, you moan as my half erect cock comes into view and you grab it and start stroking, you look up as I shift but keep sleeping, my thick cock in your hands starts to grow and you admire the feeling of me getting bigger, thicker and harder. You put my cock in your mouth and start sucking slowly, enjoying the taste and texture of my erect dick in your mouth. I shudder as I snap awake, but smile as I see you fully immersed in giving me pleasure, I lie back and moan your name as you suck and lick me. After a time you stop, and I move to cuddle you but you stop me, you need to be satisfied and hard you demand. You grab a bottle of lube from a draw and coat my cock in the slippery substance. You stand up slowly and bend over, your belly pulling down stretching it out making you look even bigger. Fuck me in the ass, you exclaim, or you don't get to feel my belly. I stand up, my cock coated in lube as I spread your thick luscious butt cheeks apart and see your tight puckered hole ready to accept me. I push my tip into it and you moan my name loudly. I let the lube help me slide my thick shaft in as I feel your body stiffen and you clench around my cock. I moan loudly from the tightness of your hole as I push in the whole 7 inches. I start thrusting slowly, the lube allowing the easy movement in and out. I grab your hips and thrust in hard, making you cry out in pleasure and pain. I snake one hand around underneath your belly and start fingering your cunt. You feel your orgasm build from the double penetration. You scream loudly as milk shoots from your breasts onto the floor, your belly bounces wildly and you clench tight around my cock as you coat my hand in your cunt juices. I grunt as you feel my orgasm build before I let loose a torrent of hot jizz inside you. I pull out slowly and carefully, my cock still covered in lube and some cum leaks from your hole. You lie down in bed as I lie down next you and rub your large belly and breasts. Now we both need a shower I whisper as I suck your nipples, you sigh as you feel yourself get wet again…..
Uber Driving Slut
Hey Y’all, With the kids in school and my days to myself I’ve decided to look for some work that was flexible given I still have my kids to haul around to Scouts and Football when they are out of school. A friend recommended I try becoming an Uber driver. I was a bit hesitant but decided to try it out since I have a Honda Odyssey and could make a little more as Uber XL. So after applying, getting my car inspected and passing the background check I soon had my mini-van equipped to start driving people around. This past week was my first week driving and it was actually a lot of fun. Given I only drive during the day and try to hang around the airport I get mostly professional folks that are mostly sober. I’ve read stories about what drunk people end up doing in your car sometimes and I’m happy I made it through a week without any having to clean up the back seat. For the most part people liked to chat with me about how driving for Uber was going and also how happy they were to have such a large and clean vehicle to ride in. Having a blog and occasionally posting pictures of myself I always wonder if people recognize me. As you can see from my pictures I do try to hide my face some but I suspect some people may wonder from time to time if I’m the slutty mom from Asheville, NC. We it happened yesterday when I picked up a guy from the airport who was going over to the Hilton in Bilmore Park. As soon as he got in my van I could see he kept looking at me like he knew me but not sure from where. We were chatting a little about the weekend and he then asked me what I had planned. I said I was hoping to go for a bike ride but mostly spend time with my kids at different events. He then told me he was a cyclist too and would love to get in a ride as well but needed to rent a bike as he was only visiting. He then asked if I’d ever seen a blog from Jen Dvorak of Asheville who was also a cyclist in the area. He then said I looked an awful lot like her. I’m not one to deny who I am and admitted laughing that I was Jen Dvorak. He freaked out and couldn’t stop laughing and slapping his knee say OMG, OMG!!! He told me he’d been reading my blog for years and couldn’t believe his luck. He said he wasn’t even sure I was real and now was totally freaking out that he was in my van. He said he had so many questions and first of all are my stories real? I told him the truth that they are all based on adventures I’d had but certainly have little bits of writer’s embellishment to spice up the story some. I could tell he was really getting excited and honestly if he wasn’t wearing a suit and looking like he was banker I might be a little worried over his enthusiasm.