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The Morning[M][M][M][oral][gay]

My head felt heavy. A thick fog filled my skull. I tried to open my eyes and the fog spilled out over my vision. I blinked a few times and reached up to rub my head. I felt dizzy, the memories of the night flooding back to me. I remembered going out with the guys, I remembered tequila, and that was all I could wrap my head around.

I blinked one more time and looked up at the ceiling. It took me a few foggy seconds to realize that the white popcorn ceiling above me wasn’t my own. I looked a little around the room. The grey walls, the pale beige curtains, the dark wooden desk in the corner beside the bed. None of it was mine. It was in this moment that I looked down. I hadn’t felt the sucking before then, my mind was reeling and I finally realized what was happening. I looked down my bare chest and saw that I wasn’t alone. Read more »

[MF] I have sex with my son’s girlfriend

I posted to Reddit about a month back about how hot my son’s girlfriend is. How she was flirting with me. I got some advice about texting her. So I did while she was at school, and flirted with her. Pretty heavily, too, I didn’t really try to be subtle. She was taking it like a champ and sent me a couple selfies with her lip bitten. I told her I wish I could see more of her, and I ended up receiving nudes of her in the bathroom – one of her shirtless, and one of her shirtless with her pants undone a little and her hand in them. On her lunch break, she came over and we had sex.

Eventually, she told my son. He was angry at first, but eventually calmed down and said he was actually okay with it, to my surprise, as long as she was happy. So we’ve been doing it nearly daily ever since. AMA, I guess. PMs are also welcome.

[MF] The one when I cheated on my wife

I made this account because I’m starting to feel old, and I’m telling stories about my youth, and not so youth, so that I might feel better.

I’m a normal guy in my early 40’s. I am married to a beautiful wife and have two children.

The “go lucky” part of my life is that I won the lottery. I won a shit load of money. But this has not changed me that much, I still have my normal job, I own just a car and only one house on a mortgage.

As a disclaimer, I am writing this as much to get it off my chest as to get off to it.

This happened about 10 years ago before I had kids. I was working as an engineer in a big multinational Oil and Gas company.

Every year, the company used to take the employees on a team-building trip in Austria where the headquarters are and where the company owns a hotel. Usually this is a department-oriented trip, but that year different departments were invited, meaning that I did not know many of the people. Most of us fly there, but we have the option of driving, and I like to drive because who can resist driving the Autobahn. Read more »

[MFF] My Military Sex Life was great..

The military life has given me several threesome experiences and one foursome. All were just me and females. Something about that uniform.

First one I’ll tell you about was with me and two girls(18 & 19). This was about 20 years ago. I was 26.

I was heading home from base and I stopped at a local gas station down from my house. I was fueling up when two girls pulled up to the pumps also. I started talking to them (cannot remember what we were talking about) but, it led to flirting. I told them I was heading home and that they were welcome to come visit.. they did.

They were sitting on my couch and I was sitting in my chair.. the conversation was heated and I had a raging boner. I adjusted my BDU pants a few times and Crystal (19) asked if I was having a problem. I said yes, my dick is hard. She wanted to see it. I told her that I wasn’t shy and warned her that I would do it. She took me up on it. So, I took my BDU pants off, took my T-shirt off and was standing there in my dog tags, underwear and green socks. I pulled the socks off and asked her if she wanted to pull my underwear off and she did. I’m there in front of them… hard dick and dog tags., Read more »

[MF] how i lost my anal virginity at 18 in my parents garage

When my boyfriend and i started dating, i had very few sexual experiences and definitely never had sex. I had just turned 18 and was off to college 8 hours away from home. I had been friends with him for a few years but we only decided to connect after i left town. I was a 110 pound 18 year old virgin, and he was a 225 pound experienced 27 year old. We did the first 2 months connecting long distance, so by the time i actually got to him i was bent up and ready to go. The first time was nothing special, your typical guy taking his time, going slow to make sure he doesn’t hurt me. Such a sweetheart he is.

After my first tease at sex, i immediately started my period. Talk about bad timing. I was eager to feel him inside me again but was too self conscious to do anything while i was on my period. So he took me home because even though i was in college and an adult, my parents still didn’t let me stay out over night, yet they loved the idea of my dating someone almost 10 years older than me. Go figure. Read more »

[MF] Oral with my former babysitter/neighbor

K was two years older than me, and lived across the street in my rural home town. She would occasionally babysit me in our younger days, but definitely had mastered the “girl next door” vibe.

We had a friendly, definitely sexual vibe for many years. There was an evening where we were hanging out, and decided to play truth or dare. I eventuality dared her to let me smell her pussy with my eyes closed – I was a brash young man, still a virgin, but she complied.

Another time, after she got her driver’s license and a car, she took me to a beautiful overlook in our town, and we spent at least an hour making out. It was hot and heavy, but no sex.

Our final sexually charged encounter was a few years later, as I was getting ready to head off to college in a different part of the state, having spent my summer teaching kids about what plants are safe to eat in the wild, archery, and running a ropes course at a local summer camp. We were both of age by this point, but just barely so for me. Read more »

Successful Bumble Hook Up! [FM]

Long time lurker, first time posting!

I ended a relationship 5 months ago and was ready for something casual. I hadn’t had sex in 6 months at this stage and I noticed my standards dropping dramatically. I met someone on [/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob) and had my first taste of dick in a long while. It got me hooked. I had forgotten how fun sex is. Shortly after that pursuit, I downloaded Bumble with high hopes.

I began chatting with this gentleman (let’s call him Aaron) that was quite a conversationalist. Lanky tall (6.1ft), dark brunette hair with a matching beard, puppy brown eyes. He didn’t have any low self-esteem vibes or ass kissing tendencies which was a good sign. After several exchanges through text, we agreed to meet for dinner and a drink.

On the night, we happened to park right next to each other. Me in my car, him on his bike. I found it so intimidating upon meeting him initially. He had his bike helmet on and sunglasses so I couldn’t see his face. He towered over me (5.8ft) but I found myself both frightened and turned on by how mysterious he seemed. He took off his helmet and we introduced ourselves to each other. I was surprised by how handsome he was, his pictures certainly didn’t do justice. He led the way to the bar, he was more familiar with the area. Read more »

I[F] let my bf[M] fuck me in the ass 2 feet from my sleeping best friend on my birthday

Last weekend I celebrated my birthday. I got a bunch of friends together and we went out for drinks and food. After all my older friends went home for the night, it was my childhood best friend, my boyfriend and myself.

My best friend just recently got out of a long term relationship and was hoping to go out clubbing, and I was hoping to help her maybe get some strange to start the rebound process.

We went to a dinky little club. Def high energy but nothing to write home about. My friend spent the whole night unsure what to do, not really willing to dance with anyone other than me. She was really starting to kill my vibe, not ever leaving my hip, so I decided to try to give her some dancing/flirting tips using my readily available boyfriend as a demonstration. I was also hoping shed take the hint and give us a little bit of alone time. Read more »

[MF] To all of those repressed religious folks who had to one day just let it all out

This one is for you. I must forewarn those here, this is not a simple tale of smut, but rather an interesting peak through the window of a corn-fed Bible-bred Catholic boy.

I began dating a girl when we were both freshman in college. We had excellent physical chemistry, nearly unmatched even in my current sex life. But before we get to that part I have to first get through the awkward fun figuring-things-out phase that I imagine most people go through at some point. We both went to a fairly conservative high school in the same town and grew up in what I would say was a fairly sex-negative environment. The best safe sex is no sex, wait until you’re married, etc, etc. I’ll clarify that while neither of us were virgins at this point, we each guarded our perceived “virginity” in such a way that to have sex before planning our wedding day would be a life ruining disaster. Read more »