Before i start, i know there will be some comments. im from the uk and the legal drinking age is 18
So it was the weekend and i had been out clubbing with my mates. it was getting close to 4am and we were in the only place that was still open at this time. I was about a 7/10 in drunkness (9 would be throwing up, 10 would be passed out) so i was just about functioning at this point and i had somehow lost my mates on the dance floor. this wasn’t a massive club either. so loosing people was pretty difficult. i decided not to carry on dancing by myself and to walk the few paces past the bar to see if i could spot them. once i realised they weren’t there i decided to go for a smoke, i hoped they were out there and hadn’t left without me. once i got outside, i lit up a smoke and looked around to see if i could see them but they were nowhere to be found. the only other place they could be were the toilets but i had already started smoking so i thought i’d look for them after i finished.
At this point two girls came up to me and started talking to me. this was nearly 3 years ago and in my state. i probably wouldn’t remember what they had said to me the next day. but i remember after a bit of chatting they started whispering to each-other and i just carried on smoking, not really paying attention to what they were whispering about. once i had finished. they grabbed me by my hand and pulled me inside towards the dance floor where we spent a while dancing together. the blonde girl was grinding against me while her shy brunette friend danced close, watching what she was doing. the blonde one then turns around and grabbed my hand and tiptoed to kiss me.
this was great i thought. but she pulled away and started whispering with her friend again. Well not really whispering as the music was very loud, but the only thing i heard was her shy brunette friend ask. “do you mind” as the blonde girl shook her head. the brunette grabbed my hands and started dancing with me and putting her face close to mine. i looked up to see her friend watching us and dancing. but in my drunken state i decide to start kissing her friend. as I’m kissing her i feel the blonde friend grab my hand and start to dance against me again. and once i had stopped kissing her friend. she grabs my chin and pulls me towards her to kiss her again.
At this point i was shocked at what was happening but i had wanted something like this to happen for a very long time. the only issue was. i was still living with my parents. so the thought of taking these too girls back to my place was the worse idea possible.
after we finished dancing. we all left the club, it was starting to get light out, it was already 5am. we were stood outside the club smoking. i asked “so where are we going now?” they both said we couldn’t go back to theirs because of their families as well. but i didn’t want to turn away such a great opportunity so i decided to see if they would be okay coming back to my parents house. i said if they were quiet when we got in. it probably wouldn’t be an issue. it was only about a 20 minute walk back to mine but with daylight quickly approaching. we decided to see if we could get a taxi. eventually after waiting 10 minutes. we all jumped into the back seat of the taxi and i knew what was going to happen next.
once we got to mine we all stumbled through my front door, the girls start giggling to themselves and i was worried i would wake up our dog. whenever the front door opens. she barks the whole house down. i stop for a second and notice. silence. I’m in the clear i thought to myself. i just needed to get them up the two flights of stairs to my rooms. i got up the first flights of stairs i see a door open and my mum was standing in the doorway looking as two girls follow me up. i knew i was done for. i wait for a reactions. but she had just woken up so i breeze past her before she has a chance to say anything.
Once we’re in my room. the blonde girl was all over me. i didn’t get a chance to see what state my rooms in but she jumps on me and starts kissing me and running her hands all over my body while her friend just stands there awkwardly watching us. we eventually fall to the floor as i undress her and she undresses me. straight away she puts her botoxed lips around my penis.
i’ll be honest. every blowjob i had before this was pretty tame. but this was something completely different. she had obviously watched a lot of porn to try find what a guy would like. but even though it felt great, she was putting way to much effort into making this the best blowjob i had ever had. All i could think of was the brunette who had found a corner to sit in and just watch us/awkwardly look at her phone whenever i looked at her. so eventually i stopped the blondes blowjob, as i wasn’t getting anything from this and i asked her shy friend if she wanted to join us. but she smiled and said it’s okay. we could finish, but the blonde girl wasn’t having this either and pulled her in with us and started kissing her. i joked and said. “why are we still on the floor. there’s a perfectly good bed right next to us.” we all moved up to the bed and me and the blonde girl both started kissing the brunette while undressing her. after that the blonde girl pushed me down and started to ride on top of me while still kissing her friend. i was trying to hold onto her while running my hands across the brunettes body. after another over enthusiastic show from the blonde. i asked if the brunette wanted a go. but she was still very shy about the whole ordeal. so the blonde girl decided to start going down on her instead. i was happy to just watch this at this point but i did decide to put my hand between the blonde girls legs and start rubbing her a little. after that i ended up not cumming. in reality, with how drunk i was. i was surprised i could even get hard and i was just happy for such a strange experience. but im still not sure if i could call this a threesome as i only slept with one of the girls, even if there were two involved. Thoughts?
After we were done. we all went outside for a smoke and waited for their taxi to come. it was about 7am at this point and my parents had came down to have coffee while we were smoking outside. so they left through the side gate and i had a very awkward conversation with my parents about why there were two girls over last night before i eventually got some sleep.