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Closing time at the Ferryman [humour][halloween porn][skeleton/ghoul monster sex][warning – its just monsters having sex – it gets weird!]

I’ve been coming to the Ferryman for years. It’s pretty rundown but it’s a popular hang out for those of us who go bump in the night and the humans who like to bump with us.

Not that I was getting much of that action. Like pretty much every monster bar the vampires had taken the place over and ruined the atmosphere. Don’t get me wrong some of my best friends are vampires but they’ve got that whole supernatural brooding sexy ‘look at my silk shirt and perfect skin I’m so sad I’m immortal and have superpowers’ thing going on. I’m not sure they even qualify as monsters. ‘Oh I drink blood and have cute little fangs but am basically a supermodel in a leather jacket.’ Give it a rest! Just as bad as werewolves. Some of us are monsters 24/7!

A vampire could get laid in a convent and a lot of them do so why ruin things for the rest of us? How are we supposed to compete? Some hot monster curious goth in a tight black t shirt of a band I’ve never heard of comes in here are they going to be looking at me or the anemic pin up in the latex catsuit? No prizes for guessing I’m going home to my crypt alone again for some quality time with my own cold claws Read more »

Designated Nudist (FF) (Showers) (Public)

At long last, 11 o’clock rolled around and Denny locked the front doors of the fitness center we worked at.

“Alright! Lacey, Jenna, do you two wanna do the girls showers?” Denny asked. “Jace and Luke can do the boys showers.”

I groaned, until I looked over at Jenna, who excitedly agreed to go with me.

“Sure.” I said

“Perfect!” Denny said. “Let’s try and be done by 11:30. Sound good?”

Me and Jenna nodded simultaneously.

“Oh, I almost forgot. The wet suits have tears in them and are being repaired. So you’ll have to use the other method. Sorry.”

“Don’t worry about it!” Jenna said. “We’ll be fine, right Lacey?”

I nodded sheepishly.

“Right. We’re good here.”

“Thanks, you guys. See you in thirty!”

We collected the powdered chemicals from the closet and some gloves and made our way to the girl’s locker room.

The process was pretty simple. We turned on the showers and wetted the floors. Then, we turned them off and sprinkled the powdered cleaning components all over the floors and let it dissolve, all before turning the showers back on and rinsing it down the drain. Then it was scrubbing and mopping the locker room floors and that was it. Read more »

[M] 21 I SLEPT (AND STILL SLEEPING) WITH MY GF MOTHER

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Skip this part if you dont want read how I met her.

I started going out with this girl in high school. She was my “first love” as people say. The thing is, I come from a conservative minded immigrant household, but her family was an easygoing American (husband is not in the picture). Her mom was a hard-working single mother who always did her best to support her kids.

This lady was always happy to have me around. I got invited to thanksgiving dinners (American thanksgiving dinners are really delicious). Her mom would offer me a beer or cigarette when I came over. I used to come over and hang-out with her mom alone while waiting for my gf. We would talk about everything, including sex. Soon after, me and my gf broke up but the mom and I still texted each other and stayed friends.

A few years later (I was 19), my ex-gf and I ended up going to the same college. It just so happened that we ran into each and started talking again. Eventually, we gave dating another shot. Everything was going well, and the mom was really happy when she heard that we got back together. I was really looking forward to coming over again during the summer, and just spending time with her family including her mom. But this time it was different. Read more »

[M] Wife’s dildo became my toy

At some point my wife and I decided, that it would be fun for her to have some toy, as I was to leave for few weeks. She was a bit embarassed, but it was her idea and she chose herself suction pink dildo.
Skipping few weeks later, she brought it one evening and told me “I had my fun with it, now I want to fuck you with it.” She was so eager about it I didn’t dare to oppose. She took it really carefully with a lot of lube, she just penetrated me. I wasn’t prepared for such a dick in my ass, yet it got awfully pleasant after some time. When she saw that and heard my moaning, she just started ramming me with it. I came so much, as almost never.
I decided to try it on on my own. I put it on the wall in the shower and fucked it like that several times. Every time more pleasurable than previous one. She also got it more frequently, just gaining satisfaction from the change of roles. She found ramming my ass and sucking my dick is explosive combination.
Lately I decided to ride it. Took it with me to bed, put it facing straight up and lowered myself impailing onto it. I came almost immediately, even without touching my dick, cum just flooded my stomach. It was so intense and sudden, I was able to repeat it after few minutes.
I guess right now I dream about being sandwitched between my wife and some good cock. I’m cis and never tried anything with men, but just cannot get that picture out od my head.

[M]44 – Suddenly I became a sugar daddy

I made a post some time ago about our first encounter but, in the meantime, we managed to meet again a few times so this is the updated story. For a little background, one thing that I didn’t find necessary to mention in my post, is that we reside in different countries (although only a 90 minutes flight).

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Some time back, talking to an acquaintance about the fact that I will go abroad for two days, she told me that she never traveled to another country. Probably out of boredom, I asked, “Wanna come?” and the answer was obviously positive. A few days later we checked into a centrally located hotel where I got a very nice penthouse corner suite with a king-size bed and a couch “just in case”, but probably the large terrace was the big bonus because we’re both smokers. Soon after, I let her know that I have to leave for a few hours but suggested a shopping street, mostly because she was dressed like hell. She’s very poor, no judgment here, and I’m also no fashion critic so take it with a grain of salt. Anyway, in the rush of the moment, I gave her 500 EUR and went to solve some stuff after leaving her in that specific shopping area. Read more »

Myself[33M], My GF[25F], My Cousin[34M] [MFM]. House Sitting.

This was one of the first times my wife had more then one guy. it was around 4 years ago. it was on a Friday afternoon that me an my
GF where relaxing when i got a text message from my cousin asking what i was doing. i told him that me an the lady where just
chilling. he asked me if i would be willing to watch his house for the weekend because his lady an him an another couple where going
out of town. i told hm it’ll be me an my GF. he said okay. he said he was gonna be leaving too. i told him that we’ll be to the house
before the sun goes down. so we got ready an packed a few clothes. we headed over to my cousins house but decide to go get
some drinks. so i got a case of Heineken, 3 six packs of La Cumbre, an a 5th of admiral nelson cherry an i got me a 5th of Jose silver.
my GF likes to drink it because it get her extremely horny an she don’t care what happens. Read more »

A Handjob to Save a Long Distance Relationship [MFM]

I picked Paul up at the airport. It was early summer and he had come back from a quick work trip. Kim was still studying abroad. His flight had gone well, but the traffic was terrible. We’d already been stuck on the bridge for twenty minutes and it looked like we had a lot longer to wait. The conversation was light. Mostly how much we both hated the Star Wars prequels.

“So. Last month?” He suddenly asked. Last month, with the urging of his fiancé Kim, Paul had shared a mutual masturbation session with my wife, Anne. Kim had been worried that their long separation would drive Paul into the arms of another woman. This was her way of reaching out to him over the distance. After the one night we’d never discussed it again. You’d think it would be awkward, but it hadn’t been. The next time we spoke we just talked about other things. We just never returned to the topic.

“Yes.” I kept my answer simple. I wasn’t sure where this was going and didn’t want to start out on the wrong foot. He turned to me and took on a serious tone. Read more »

A Dual POV scene from my first book, Fog. [26F] [30M] [Rough] [Creampie] [Dirty talk] [Spanking]

Jaxon

The second that I lock my door, I wrap my arms around her from behind, making her gasp in surprise. Walking us towards the back of my couch, I pin the front of her hips to it. I dive into her neck and start placing open-mouthed kisses on her.

I trail my tongue over her creamy, exposed skin and her body shivers in response. She lets out a strangled, shocked moan as I grind my hardening cock into her.

“Jax.” She goes to protest but her body betrays her. I feel her shiver and rub her thighs together. “We just got here,” she moans as I bite a little harder down on her shoulder.

“Don’t care.” I cup both of her supple breasts from behind and rub my thumbs over her hardened nipples. Rhythmically, I grind my hips against her.

“You’re not even going to offer me a drink?” she says breathlessly as she arches into my hold.

“I’ll get you whatever you want after, but I’m fucking ravenous, Ally,” I growl deeply into her ear as I grip her silky hair with one hand and pull her head back. Read more »

I (19) [F] ran around the outside of a dorm complex naked

(TL;DR at the bottom in case this is too long)

These are old dorms on the campus I was at, I don’t live in these anymore this was about a year ago. Basically they had these circular buildings with 4 floors. There was no hallways, it was all balconies that lead to everyone’s dorms. (I’m gonna try to explain the layout as best as I can) There’s 4 of these hexagon shaped towers with a dorm room on each side of the hexagon and on all 3 floors (not including the ground floor since it’s on the ground) there’s bridges that lead to the other towers that make a square shape with a tower on each corner. My dorm is on the bottom floor.

It was a holiday weekend so most (certainly not all) students were gone including my roommate. It was like 2am, I leave my dorm room unlocked and fully dressed, I go to a top floor of the tower that’s on the opposite corner from me, and I hide my key in a little hole for water drainage (not a pipe just like a hole so it falls out the side). I walk back to my dorm, strip off everything, no socks or shoes or jewelry, absolutely nothing on to be as naked as possible. I open my door, after the coast is clear, I lock my door, and then I shut it. Read more »