I fail painfully in my attempt to rock a black girl’s world

I'm a writer and I go by Johnny Dongle, which is a pen name, because everything I write is 100% true and if I used my real name, well — that'd be bad. This is one of my true stories. If it entertains you guys, I'll post more.

I am an equal-opportunity lover, and as such, I LOVE me some brown sugar on occasion. It would definitely be more than “on occasion” if I could convince more black women to sleep with me, but by and large I'm not exactly blow-the-doors-off successful in that department. I believe in the Chris Rock theory of why I can't get a lot of action with black girls: while it's a common fantasy for white women to want to fuck black men, that shit just doesn't work the other way around, unfortunately. Not nearly as often anyway. To paraphrase Mr. Rock, “Sure, a black woman will fuck Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but other than than, black women don’t give a fuck about fuckin’ white boys.” Read more »

I let my co worker tit fuck me

I've been crazy sexual lately. I'm married but the sex isn't what it was. Hooked up like 4 times with a old crush. Today at work though I was just flirty and horny. I ended up having to go to storage to put a few dozen boxes of records away. I asked my coworker to help me. Once we got there I made the mistake of taking off my top shirt. Leaving on a tank top. Left my boobs pretty exposed! Lol. My coworker was just staring. We had been flirting all day before. So as a tension breaker I told him to take a pic so it could last longer. He asked if I was serious. I laughed and said no. Told him he could peek. I flashed him and he asked if he could squeeze. I was like fine go ahead. Once he got his hands on them I was done! I breathed heavy and looked down. Sure enough he was bulging. I told him we should take care of that before we headed back. I squeezed my boobs together and let him slide in. Didn't last but was hot! Kik me if you want to ask details.

[MF][Bd/Msub] Lost Mind

I am losing my mind, getting high on the things you do to me. Oh lord, I’ve got what I need in the right time. We started off with “who’s your daddy?” games and we went up for more. I never knew how the game would play me, how your body would drive me insane when I can’t touch or taste it.

“Up in the bed” you said, grabbing my hand, “I am going to drive you mad. Twist and turn make you feel the love burn.”

“Now how about we take some turns, because I wanna get me some slice of that pie before I die.” I said following you.

“You are mine for tonight, you don’t have that right.” you said walking with me upstairs through the night.

Didn’t stop you, I just looked at your body move. Like the moon in the night you shined freaking bright. I didn’t even fight, I just wanted to make you cum all night.

“So how about I make the first turn and we take it from there, maybe I’ll let you play in my hair.” I said with a smirk, but she turned around and started to frown. Read more »

The weekend Sex adventure from Hell! [M/f/f and m?] (Kinky, Funny and OMGWTF!) Part 2 of 2

Continuation of Part 1

Recap: Val and I meet up for some sexy fun time on an anticipated 4 day weekend. We head over to her friend Chel's place where I'm introduced to what turns out to be a weekend filled with hedonism and debauchery of the best kind. While shying away from the sexcapades at first, Chel joins the fun to what turns out to be the single most memorable 3-way of our lives.

Day 2 continues – Threesome fun

Chel's face down prone form is still a loaf of bliss and erotic sensations. Still recovering from her monumental orgasm, she has little strength left to fend of our ass-sault on her helpless lady parts. Val is probing her pussy with fingering and clit rubbing while I've moved on from her now plugged ass to massaging her tense muscles and shoulders. Poor Chel can do little but occasionally protest through whimpers and grunts of misguided disapproval. "please… let me.. uuuughhh… rest". Having none of that, Val and I redouble our efforts and turn our hapless Hostess into a vessel of sensual desire. Our persistence pays off as Chel starts to move and gyrate with the motions of Val's probing. While still silent as ever, her hips and bubble butt ass thrust back and forth into her best friends soaked fingers. Read more »

Hooked up with my crush before graduation [m/m]

EDIT: Link to Part 2

I just graduated from college last week. There was a guy I ran into a few days before everyone left campus… I can't stop thinking about how nice it was. I've been into him since I met him sophomore year, which made it special. So, here's a little description. Let me know if I should write more/if you have any suggestions!

It was a while before our hands even met. We were both being bashful, sitting on his bed and talking as if things were completely normal. His brown hair reflected the warm glow of the lamp on the bedside. There were no other lights, just the one lamp casting shadows around his room. We’d spoken at the party for at least an hour, and by now we’d been chatting here for just as long. This seemed to be going on and on, but neither of us minded because it was marked by sincerity. When the conversation paused, we smiled again and tried to hold eye contact. Earlier that night, he hadn’t been able to maintain it more than a few seconds without breaking into a mess of smiles. But now we were alone together, so the space had to be filled. His brown eyes matched his hair just like my own. Yet it occurred to me that I could never replicate the way he looked- attractive and fit beyond comparison. It made me confident that he liked me, that he had invited me back home. By now we were too tender to be forward, but still too trusting to have any doubts. So I took his hand. He kept smiling. His fingers were soft and thin, a little longer than my own. Their light grip ran the length of my hand, like he was holding a pen or a brush. Read more »

The time I [M18] (f)ucked my gf [18] in public

So guys, this is my first post here sharing some of my experiences. Sorry if i make some mistakes – english is not my first language.

It all started backed in 2010 when I was 18 and in my senior year in High School. I was the typical nerd (got great grades, hang out only with the "geeks", played pokémon, etc) but I was the only one in my social cycle that wasn't a virgin – I had sex with a girl, but this will be another post. So, in the senior year I got more confident about myself, which was good as I had kind of a low self-esteem. I’m Asian, I little chubby but in the other hand I think I’m a nice/funny guy.

So, in the senior year I was taking classes with this girl called Maria. She was HAF – long blonde hair, small tits, a delicious pussy you could always see in her tight jeans and the most delicious ass god has ever make (Here’s someone that looks like her). She also had this twin hot sister called Christine – she wasn’t as hot as Maria, but she was more hardcore. In the previous year they made out with half of the guys in school (the ‘players’) but as Christine didn’t minded, Maria was always very worried with the rumors and what people talked about her. Anyway, in this year I got to know Maria better and we kind of became friends as we had some likes in common. Read more »

Sex in the new apartment part 1 (M/F)

Hi guys, this is my first story here so bear with me. Writing is not my best subject. A little bit about me: I’m in my late twenties and I work in the automotive industry. For the past year, I’ve been taking night classes to get more certifications. My classes are on Mondays and Wednesdays, pretty late at night. My girlfriend, who I will call Sydnee (fake obviously), and I live together in an apartment. We had just recently moved, so because of all the turmoil, we haven’t had sex for a few weeks. She is half Asian, half white (and 100% sexy) and is in her mid twenties. She’s about 5’3” – 5’4”, pretty slim, long brown hair, with small B cup breasts and a nice ass. She’d always joke that her ass was much nicer when she used to run track and cross country in high school. I didn’t know her then, but I wish I did. Tonight’s class was just like any other; I’d daydream about sex and it always made me super hard (It didn’t help that I was browsing GWStories and totally ignoring the instructor, adding to my pent up sexual frustration). Normally, I would return home after class and Sydnee would already be asleep. Most nights I’d be too tired to jack off, so I’d go to bed with a raging hard-on. As class was ending, I get a simple text: “I’m horny.” A slow smile started to creep across from one cheek to the other. We were finally going to end our dry spell. I text her back that I’m on my way, followed by a wink smiley. The whole 45 min drive home, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to fuck her. I put some porn on my phone, turned up the volume, and listened to it as I was driving, trying to picture everything that was going on. Doing it this way was great; there are no limits to my imagination. I took the wheel with one hand as I whipped my dick out through my zipper and started stroking it slowly. I felt like I was about to explode. I’m averaged size, about 6 ½” long and 1 ¾” in diameter. Today though, it felt like I had gained an extra ½” due to the increased blood activity. Read more »

[mff, first time, breeding] In which my girlfriend and I take her best friend’s virginity

[had a few users from dirtypenpals suggest I post this here. Not written as a story as much as a dirty PM… so not sure about this at all. Almost completely true, but exaggeration does make things better.]

I had a girlfriend in high school named Andrea. We started dating as junior (me) and sophomore (her). She was a typical young Canadian girl that was horny every second of every day. Her best friend in the world was named Justine. Beautiful, sweet girl. Same age as Andrea, childhood best friends, the works for a lifelong friendship. Justine didn't have the social grace that Andrea did, even though everyone loved her. She was a virgin, and had spoken with Andrea numerous times about how much that frustrated her and how she didn't want to graduate without losing it. She wanted it to be with someone special, someone she knew, and for a girl who didn't really make friends the easiest that was difficult. Read more »

The weekend Sex adventure from Heaven! [M/f/+f] (Kinky, Funny, Sexy and OMGWTF!) Part 1 of 2

This story has been posted by me before on another website. If it looks familiar to you, then that's where you've read it before. This is the more complete version of the events that weekend. It's still a trainwreck so be prepared to enjoy my misadventures and fun times.

Background: For those following my other stories, Sarah and I had parted ways at this point and I had several more g/f's cum come and go by this point. Things were good. New job, finished college, a few friends with benefits on the side. No complaints but I was still far from wise and streetsmart.

The Story of Val
(this is why you don't fuck crazy!)

I was playing a famous MMO game and I met this chick whom I'll call Val. She and I had nearly everything in common including an obscure connection with a rarely played game that she and I both played. We instantly hit it off and quickly moved to sex chatting and finding out more about each other. Val was currently married but getting a divorce and just waiting on the papers to sign. She was bi, had a girlfriend on the side that her husband knew about and was cool with their relationship. She was 27, slightly overweight, tig-old-bitties, loves sex and describes herself as a willing sex slave. With short pixie-cut auburn hair, her frame screamed "cute" in every way. Read more »