Filling up (m)y (f)oreign coworker

I worked for a huge company, in the LA office. We had this ridiculously over-the-top company party one year that involved to flying people in to the NYC office. I'm still not totally sure what they were thinking putting that many 20-30somethings from across the planet in the same hotel with unlimited booze for a whole week, but I do know that it never happened again.

I had been working with Madeline for about a year at this point, but only through email. When I first saw her the thing that really caught my attention was her shimmering blue eyes. She was from the London office, had black hair, was somewhat short (maybe 5'3"), in good shape but not super skinny, and a perfect, huge smile.

Throughout the course of the week, we ran into each other somewhat frequently, and would generally just chat about our lives outside of work, since talking about actual work was the last thing we wanted to do. Nothing flirtatious really, it was very casual.

Near miss(ish) with my friend’s gf

I had a small, but tight, group of friends back in college. As you probably know, in situations like this, couples tend to get "recycled", and you can't really hold it against a buddy for getting together with your ex. That said, if a couple was still dating, no matter how rocky, you were expected to back off.

Alyssa pushed that one to the brink for me.

She was dating a good friend of mine, Chad. Alyssa and Chad (obviously not their real names) had been together for as long as I'd known them. Sure, they'd break up from time to time, or cheat on one another (usually instigated by Chad and then Alyssa for balance), but they'd been together almost three years.

On the night of this story, Chad was out of town to visit "friends", which inevitably meant he was getting drunk and picking up some floozie in a bar a few towns over. Alyssa knew this and was having her own private party in her dorm room with a cheap bottle of vodka. That's when I got her drunken call.

"DJ, you've got to come over! Right now!" she slurred into the phone.

[M]y older sister and I “shared” her female best friend [M/F/F threesome]

This story includes some marginal incest between consenting adult siblings. If you don't like that, don't read ahead…

I originally posted this story in /r/incest 2.5 years ago, in Dec 2012. A new Reddit friend who read my post history suggested I post here. So here goes:


I'm male, aged 32. The event described in the title happened in 2005. But first, some back-story:

  • My sister (I shall call her Carly) is my half-sister; same mother, different fathers. She is 7 years and 6 weeks older than me. Her friend (I'll call her Kyla) is only one month younger than her, making Kyla 7 years and 2 weeks older than me.

  • Kyla and I started fooling around one day while she was visiting our place. Our mum had gone out and my sister was taking a nap. Kyla did NOT force me, I was the one who initiated it, and it took some convincing on my part before she gave in. It progressed slowly over several years after that. My sister was suspicious, but never knew for sure (and I found out later she didn't really mind too much). I was hitting puberty, they were late teens when this started in the 1990s. Then it kinda stopped for a few years.

How I started my affair with the church lady [M/F]

Before this happened, I'd already had one long-term affair and several dalliances a few years before. However, I'd been "good" for a least two years at the time this happen. Also, all of the other women had lived out of town, and we had no other connection other than fucking each other.

Well, Jean (not her name) and I attended the same church. She was friends with my wife and I was friends with her husband. She never struck me as a sexual and/or adventurous person up until that point. However, we became FB friends too and Jean posted a bunch of old pictures from high school going forward.

As I looked at the photos, two things struck me: 1. she had a really nice body (several bathing suit, and short shorts with tank-top photos); 2. she seemed to enjoy enjoying herself (often without her couch potato husband).

So, I was working late at the office one Friday night. I'd already jacked off once that evening when I noticed that Jean was online; I started a conversation with her. We were just chatting about non-sexual stuff and then I said that I'd been looking at her old photos and that she was a looker back in the day, not that she wasn't one now. She thanked me and said that she had always thought I was attractive too.

One of my hottest sessions [M/F]

I [52] had been having an on and off affair with a married friend [50] of mine. We were in an off period when we ended up sitting beside each other at an evening seminar. She was wearing some type of sweater dress that really accented her tits. The hem of the dress was above the knee, and she was wearing pantie hoses with some kind of pattern on them. And heels, of course. I spent the whole two hour seminar trying to look at her, without looking like I was looking at her. And, trying to keep my boner down.

As we rode home with other people, we swapped text messages, and then once we were in our own cars, we started talking by cell phone. I told her how hot she looked, how I strained my eyes and my zipper during the seminar, and how I couldn't really remember anything the speakers said because all I could think about was wanting to fuck her.

Husband found me the most kinky lover ever

Husband perused craigslist one night and forwarded me an ad from a crossdresser looking for kinky women.

Hubs knows of my endless quest to fuck a man with a strapon. He won't indulge me, so he is happy to find my others who will.

Right away from the first email from Marie and pic, I was into her. Beautiful cherub face with perfect makeup, glasses and full sensual lips. Cute short black wig and fair skin just like mine. And one of the biggest cocks I have ever seen. She liked me too. Shes 31 and I am 44. But I can fuck whoever I choose. It's just easier for women. We are the almost the same size. Both 5 11, thin and feminine.

After 2 days of torrid emails, pics and vid exchange, we finally meet at a motel room I got. Her girlfriend dropped her off and my hubs dropped me off. Really. This did happen.

We fucked like animals for 9 and a half hours. Anal, oral, incest play, throat fucking, shower fucking and Marie changed wigs and outfits twice, and even let me see her as her real self, a beautiful blonde angel faced boy. We can barely part ways when we are through, but somehow I tear myself away from her and go home.

A Per(f)ect (M)unching, A Well-Placed Pillow, and A Chair

With the SO some time between 1 and 2 this morning. He strips me down and sets me on the bed. Grabbing a pillow, he slides it under my back, and pulls me to the very edge of his bed. He sits in his chair, putting my legs up over his shoulder. His tongue has touched me over 2 years now; I still hold my breath before that first touch. Right on my clit. He holds me in place while he flicks and traces circles around it. My breath is already heavy, my moans fluctuating between low growls and high-pitched whines. He loves the taste of me so much he moans. I'm grabbing my tits, the back of his head, his hands, his back… At times I have to pull my legs apart to keep them from clamping shut around him. When his touch and pressure changes, a different part of me shakes. My hips jerk on their own; my back arches as I cover my mouth (pretending to be modest). His tongue tickles in the best kind of way. He looks at me- I can't stand it. We take turns pinching my nipples and squeezing my tits. I'm on fire; babbling his name- whispering (when I have the willpower to control my voice) how he "eats me so good." I beg him not to stop. I swear he's so good he makes me wish I could eat my own pussy to see if it really tastes as good as he says.

Finally seduced a delivery guy (m/m)

I have been trying to seduce a delivery guy or service guy for years and today it finally happened.

A Time Warner guy came to my apartment to fix my internet. I was expecting a middle-aged average dude but I was pleasantly surprised to see a young blond haired trim guy walk up. I immediately changed into running shorts, freeballin of course, and no shirt.

I let him in, he does his business, and finishes (internet works now woohoo!)

As he is packing up, I ask him if there was anything I could do for him. He says to give him 10's on his work survey for his office. As he is walking out my door, I say that "I'll even give you 11's". He turns around and looks at me and then walks back in my apartment.

I was so fucking nervous and excited at this point! We walk into my room and he immediately proceeds to start sucking my dick. He then turns around and opens his hole for me to fuck him.

[Mf, incest, oral] A night with daddy.

I'm lying naked under my sheets waiting for you to come join me. You normally find me in just a skimpy pair of underwear, but tonight is special. I'll be leaving for uni tomorrow and I want to give you a night to remember before I leave. Tonight, we're actually going to fuck and I'm dripping at the thought. So far, we have only performed oral on each other, dry humped, and I've let you finger and grope me. That seemed to have satisfied us for the most part, but I want more and I think you do to.

I spread my legs wide and trail a finger down my young body and between my private folds. Yep. I'm most definitely ready for your cock. I haven't touched myself at all before now, but I'm so slick and damp and my juices are lubricating my asshole. Wonder if you'd like to fuck me there too. I check the time and its 1.45am. Your cock is normally down my throat right now while I'm press my cunt into your eager mouth. Why are you taking so long? The anticipation is driving me mad. I mindlessly play and tug at my nipples wishing you would hurry the fuck up.

My sexiest and craziest stories. All true. (F)

First up is my first lesbian experience.

So I decided to do a post on my first "Girl/girl" experience. Well not my first girl, girl experience but full on Sex I guess. I was a lot younger and skinnier when this happened! (before my training days) But it was one of my best memories and even though I love cock. I still love to play with a good pair of tits or dominate a small petite woman.

So before getting into the good stuff, let me just give you a short "how did we get here?"

A good friend of mine and I used to have what we called "Drunk Tuesdays." Basically it was our way of making a simple "weekend style drinking" acceptable for a Tuesday. Yep, we all have our excuses. Our goal on Drunk Tuesday was to get shitfaced drunk and whatever happens on Drunk Tuesday stays with Drunk Tuesday.

So here we go: It was just another Drunk Tuesday, and my friend (who I should mention has lesbian tendencies) and I were prime for it. We'd pregamed at home with a few Little King's and a bit of 80s music. I was only a few minutes from downtown and the art gallery was on in Columbus, so we walked our way into town.