Sometimes better than a Threesome

I have my fair share of kink in my life, being married to a mostly-gay, sexually dominant belly dancer. But after somehow wrenching my neck today and clearly being in pain, my wife offered a massage.

Twenty minutes of neck work later, I assumed her hands were crawling their way down to rub my lower back a bit (where I usually have pain). And she did, but only briefly. Her hands crept further down, over my butt and down between my thighs.

Here I am now, thirty minutes after that, a very relaxed and happy husband. I've seen a lot, guys, but sometimes no amount of latex-clad butt sex or any number of a wife's beautiful girlfriends can match a non-committal, face-down handjob after a neck massage.

And now she's making lasagna. I fuckin' win today.

The Extreme Fantasy Business-Part One [FMM,BDSM,Fsub,oral,prost,sadism]

I made sure he could see up my miniskirt while he described his preferences. Most clients that we deal with are either insecure men and you can sense the sex crazed manic in them the moment they walk in. Adrienne was different. He was by all means a complete stud and could probably get any woman he wanted. Not only that but instead of being eager and excited like our usual clientele, Adrienne seemed more frustrated than anything.

“What can we do for you today Adrienne?” asked my boyfriend/boss Ian.

He shuffled nervously. “Uggghh… your flyer said that you guys can um… satisfy the most extreme of fantasies?” His nervousness made him sexy. “It said here that there is limit to what your willing to do to satisfy you..” he stopped talking and awkwardly awaited a response.

“Mr.Panouge” said Ian breaking the silence “Call me A.D.” Adrienne said “A.D. Fantasies Limitless is unique for a call girl service for one simple reason. We. Will do. ANYTHING to ensure our customer is satisfied. You see the girls our company employs have to fit a very specific profile. Every woman in our employment has what we call an “extremist” personality type. They are adrenaline junkies. Not only have the ability to go far beyond the limits of what even the most intense human would say is painful, but the get off on it.” Read more »

So[m]etimes you eventually get to screw your high school crush, and even better, she’s a yoga instructor.[f] [continued in comments]

For my muse who got me to tell a few more stories

Jill was an acquaintance from high school. She was a cheerleader, maybe the most popular girl in four or five area high schools, and a secret crush of mine. When we were in high school, her body matured faster than other girls, other cheerleaders in fact. I can remember when we were at some spring sports event and some guys came up to her and another cheerleader from Jill’s squad. They commented on how the other girl was cute, but that Jill had a woman’s body. She was Filipina, with black hair that was curly in a loose, sexy bob.

Jump forward about 10 years, and Jill’s curves haven’t changed. That amazing athletic hourglass figure with full C cup breasts and long legs that had her at about 5’5”. She was now a yoga instructor on the west coast. She sent me a message saying that she had seen that I was coming to the west coast on business and offered to pick me up and to let me crash at her place for a few nights. Read more »

Worst prostitute ever! [m/f]

He didn't actually use that phrase but he strongly implied it.

Let's call him Kevin. Kevin had been a regular of the escort agency I worked for, long before I arrived and years after I left both the agency and the glamorous world of prostitution, I'm guessing he still is.

The woman that ran the agency loved him. It wasn't just because he was a frequent customer and the amount of money he pumped into the agency, I think it was because he fulfilled her expectation on every level of what her ideal customer would be like.

He was fat (pudgy rather than obese) balding and his 50’s, every woman’s dream, and he just wanted to be our friend. He also wanted to fuck us in the arse and urinate on us, though he was still a good bloke apparently!.

From before we joined the agency we were told we had to provide all the services the agency offered. So while a woman at another agency might not want to offer say, anal sex and her agency might work around it, our agency wouldn’t. In fairness when they were always up front about it. In practice how it worked was that your first time with a new client, if he asked for something like anal, you’d say not now, but once we’ve had a few bookings we’ll do it then. Read more »

Milia’s secret dinner. [mf] [vore] Part 2

It was midnight and the clouds were as dark as the midnight sky. She was sleeping on the couch as she was tired, but yet she wouldn't budge as the male that was unconscious made her worry a little bit too much. Her pendent could sense lifeforms that were close enough, or it least breathing a bit even if they are unconscious. She woke up a bit to see how her friend was holding up, after that unfortunate battle.

"Good Morning Milia" Hiru said with such joy as he hugged her seeing as though Milia brought him in and began to cuddle him a bit as she seemed to be happy. A few hours later she got up and decided to head towards outside stretching. She had a little bit of anger she was hiding but, she wasn't going to use it on him yet. A spirtual circle appeared as she began to summon some tea for her to drink as Milia, was quiet thirsty as well.

"I hear that I've treated you badly, and I want to apologize for my behavior towards you" Hiru was angry. Alia looked towards the side and felt bad that he had to suffer like this, but knowing this she didn't have a say in it. Read more »

Impulsive outdoor breakup sex [F/M]

After getting over the initial shock of this encounter, I realized it would make a very sexy story since I haven't stopped being horny from it for the past 2 days. My [22F] (ex)boyfriend [26M] and I had been dating for about 2.5 years. We have always been semi long distance – we were both in school and 2 hours away from each other. This made it so when we did see each other about every 2 weeks, we typically fucked like bunnies.

Fast forward to our breakup. I have been traveling for about 5 weeks, and before and during my trip, we had been communicating our doubts in the relationship and pretty much hinted at a breakup upon my return to the US. Let's just say a breakup has been a long time coming due to our fighting – we're just such close friends (and not to mention really attracted to each other) that we didn't want to give up our relationship before. On Monday, he drove to see me – since it's summer, I'm in the town where I grew up, staying with my parents until I move for my job in August. With the knowledge that we were about to have a potentially harrowing breakup talk, and the only privacy we had was his car, I was nervous for the encounter. I wanted to boost my confidence, so I put on a new dress that hugged every curve, and was too tight to be able to wear underwear – so I didn't. I thought, "This will show him what he's missing." And I felt very confident in it, always a good thing for a breakup where you don't want to lose face. I had zero expectation of him being horny or affectionate in person since in our talks before meeting in person, he seemed angry and sad. Read more »

Surprise Strap-On / Lily Part II (F/F)

Did I give away too much in the title? Hehe. The prelude is here.

So after that first night Lily and I started dating. Proper dating, we really dug each other. My heart wasn't fully into it though. This was my wild "find myself" kind of summer and I wasn't about to be tied to one person. I was dating a guy too who thought he had my heart and I also had a random hook up here and there. I'm still shocked that I never got caught. I wasn't careful at all. That first night sitting on the balcony with Lily I actually saw the guy walk right below us (holding a ukele of all things – I have random taste in people – and a photographic memory it seems). Another night Lily brought over take out, we watched a movie, and we rolled around in my bed for a while. I wasn't watching the clock because I knew he worked late and by the time I smacked her ass goodbye I realized he would be getting off work any minute. Except he got off early. And literally knocked on my door MOMENTS after Lily's car pulled away. Thank you evil sex demons! That would have been difficult to explain to both of them… Read more »

Licking and pegging my adorable partner [MF][peg][anal][Fdom][Msub]

(Okay, so this is my first pervy post of any kind. Please be gentle, I just get these drawn-out fantasies and writing them down is the only way for me to get them out of my head. Might as well share them here.)

 

The view from our balcony at night is one I never truly tire of; the sight of the moonlight on the calm, blue sheet below is so very calming. Out here, the distant noises of cars and gulls are audible over the quiet sound of the shower running in the bathroom. The cool breeze blows the long, dark hair back from my face and flows over my bare legs. I stand still and enjoy the smell of the sea until the spray of cascading water in the background suddenly stops and I hear the shower curtain sliding open.

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I Bully and Humiliate My Obnoxious and Hot Roommate via an Unwanted Spanking While Everyone Laughs. [spanking] [mmf] [huml] [nc] [Mdom]

[This is a work of fiction but may bring to mind what actually happens sometimes all around the world e.g. in India (often in far more extreme form) so girl-tourists should use caution in India. Nobody herein described is meant to resemble any real person alive or dead. This text is not to be construed as a guide to appropriate behavior and condemns gender-violence of any kind. It's possible that the reader will get off to this. If he does not, he may get off pondering its moral message. Trigger Warning: hipsters, contempt, ACAB.]

Two policemen rode together in a police-car to what they thought was a crackhouse but was in fact your law-abiding, sovereign home. Due to a minor error in transcription, they'd been given the wrong address. As they drove, one policeman ranted the following to his partner shortly before bursting through your front door and killing you and your whole family. Read more »

Milia’s secret dinner. Part 1 [mf] [almost vore]

"Honestly it's only been a few month's and being non human clearly takes a toll on your humanity however…" She said with a pause looking at the ground and gets up and heads towards the kitchen

Hiru looked at Milia with such content and grabbed a metal sword and looked at her with such seriousness and charged at her with his strength to try and damage her even though she was giant.

"I will be the one to avenge the dead that you've eaten these past years, and whether it fail or succeed will depend on how you will deal with this situation!"

He said trying to it least damage her or bruise her but deep within it, was a mistake as he was picked up and was thrown hard towards a wall slightly damaged. "Get a move on and don't be such a slob because, if you continue this act I may have to result to brute strength and that's when I will be the one to take all of that life and turn it and bring it what you human's call Hell and Heaven whichever you go I will make you head there…By force!" Read more »