I got my botty eather like groceries (M)

So 2003 I'm still living with my parents. I got hurt at work so I'm staying at home. My friend ex is coming to visit me every Friday and also giving me some head. One day I'm in my bed she's doing a great job down there then she tells me to pick my leg up. So I pick them up she is going to town on my balls. She asked me again to pick up my legs so now I'm pretty much in "giving birth position". It was a bit weird but damn she was doing a great job, sucking wile massaging my balls, then will jerk me off wile licking my balls. I was in heaven… then it happened. I felt this sensation it made me jump I hit my head on the wall. She laughed and told me not to move. She told me to keep my legs up she started sucking me again and then again grabbed my dick like if it was going to run away and started licking my ass again. It was intense I never felt anything like it. It felt as if i was having an orgasm but with out cumming. I couldn't talk I was shaking she is jerking me off at the same time. I finally gave out and I started to cum. As she always did she started sucking my dick as if candy was coming out of it. She swallowed it all then she stands up looks at me trying to catch my breath, smiles and say I'll be back let me use the bathroom. I layed in bed wondering what the hell just happened. She came back got in the bed kissed and asked me how I liked it. I just said wow. Never had it done again.

First week of college and how I [f]ailed to lose my virginity in the weirdest of ways

So I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time. By “this moment”, I mean the moment I’d get to recall the night I lost my virginity, write it down, and share the experience with everyone here. I’ve read so many stories to satisfy myself in the past I felt like I needed to give back.

Well, that was the plan, anyway. You might think that’s weird, and it probably is. I’m 19, a girl, and I just started my freshman year of college. I also have a bad addiction to reading these kinds of naughty stories. My parents were really, really strict with me in terms of boys in middle/high school. I’ve had a couple boyfriends here and there, but they never let me out of their sight with him around and needless to say I ended up coming to college a virgin.

Of course, they were strict but not really smart about it. I kinda figured out how to touch myself early on, and although they kinda tightened up on what I use the computer for when they caught me masturbating one day, they couldn’t keep me from reading. So I satisfied all my urges reading, pretty much. A fun thing to do was for me to just use the family computer and read a raunchy story while my parents were around, pretending to be working on an essay when really the “essay” was a word doc of something I copy-pasted from here.

fucking (m)y hot (f)riend on a bar tour…

This happened about a decade ago. I was in my early-20’s at the time. It was summer and a group of us decided to give a shot at a bar tour on one of the jumping ends of our city. There were six of us, four men, two women. One of the women who would be coming was named Olivia and my god was she beautiful. I had known her for about 5 years at this point, we were pretty close. She was a smoking hot, petite redhead. She was as flat as a board and kind of tomboyish, I never knew her to wear a bra. I knew from listening to her over the years that she very much had a girly, sun-dressy type girl hiding inside, but she always felt insecure about her body. She was a big drinker and a pothead, and was the type to get very flirty and sexual when wasted. I wanted her badly, but she had always been with someone or was otherwise occupied. A couple of times we had been drunk and done the touchy flirtatious thing, but nothing had ever happened. More than once I had to save her from making a drunken mistake at a party with a guy. We liked and trusted each other.

[M/M] A butt plug indiscretion leads to a pretty hot blowjob

Soooo… First of all, this is my NSFW account, and I don’t think anyone recognises me from it. I will, however, change the names of the people involved (obviously). Most of my friends aren’t even aware of my promiscuous meanderings anyway, so I don’t really think anyone would put two and two together even if I didn’t. The subject of the story does not even browse Reddit, so safe there. Plus, sorry for the long post, but I don’t think I can cut this too much. I’m hoping for a bit of commentary and help, as I’m not 100% sure how to go from here. Seeing as this is my first story, a bit about me. I’m a relatively normal looking guy, dark haired, sort of athletic build – I was in a indoor football team until a couple of years ago. I was a pretty introverted guy until I went to college. You know the type, stable girlfriend, almost didn’t drink, and all that. Most of that was due to my parents; as soon as I moved to Lisbon for college, things derailed pretty fast. I eventually got my act together and finished college, along with a friend of mine, let’s call him Diogo. He’s two years older than me, but we finished college at the same time – he had failed a couple of years, I failed a semester. We had mutual friends (he was friends with one of my college football teammates), and for about a year and a half we were even roommates, we got along pretty well. He was never the “wild type”, but he always seemed to be a bit of the center of attentions, always well dressed, you know the type. He never gave out a gay vibe or anything, but a couple of times he had “friends” sleeping over – I kinda, sorta suspected something, but none of us ever mentioned it. So, skipping to the present, we’re not roommates anymore, we both live alone, but we still hangout a lot. We usually play FIFA together at the end of the day (online, each one in our house), go out together regularly, that sort of stuff. Last saturday, we went out to a popular area nearby (Bairro Alto). I felt frisky, so I went out wearing a butt plug (one of the smallest one I have) and some tight boxer shorts so it wouldn’t slip out a lot. A pretty normal night. We met some friends, I actually got diverted to a different group for most of the night, and got pretty drunk during that time (old friends, we remembered about this place that served “tábuas” – a wooden stick with a bunch of shots in it… yeah), but we bumped into each other again at the end of the night. I had gotten a bit frisky with a girl before, but I didn’t manage to get a phone number or anything so I was a bit bummed out, he also said something about being tired and the subway about to close, so we left (together – we take the same subway). We were talking about the night, both a bit wasted, so I ended up missing my stop. When I notice it he just says “Fuck it, let’s go to my place then.” I didn’t make anything of that, it sounded pretty normal, so I just went with it. We got to his place, we grab a couple of beers and turn on the TV – some football analysis show was on, and we sat a bit talking and sort of paying attention to the show. He doesn’t have AC in his living room, and its the last floor of the building, so a bit hot, so he took of his pants and shoes (this is still pretty normal). I did the same – I was still quite drunk, and didn’t even realise he would notice the butt plug. It only hit me when I reached down to throw my pants in a chair. I look down, and my boxers are a bit stained with lube (I took the butt plug out for a bit in the middle of the night, I must have smeared lube all around). I look at him, and he’s pretty much staring at my crotch. I kind of stand there a bit, then sit down again. I’m a bit frozen, undecided about talking about it or just pretending nothing happened – I was not really sure he realised I had a butt plug on. He breaks the silence “What was that?”. He’s kind of smiling, so I just think “Fuck it, we’re both adults” and answer him back “Yeah, it’s a butt plug” (Side note: I actually said butt plug, I don’t think there’s a portuguese word for it lol). He goes “Didn’t know you were into that kind of stuff” – by now he had a full grin on his face. I feel kind of relieved, and sort of start “confessing” to a bunch of stuff I did. I never really had someone to talk to about a lot of things, and he’s taking it really easy, so it is feeling pretty good. At one point I notice he’s sort of re-arranging his balls. By then I have a semi-hard on going, and I’m actually feeling quite comfortable, and really excited. The conversation sort of dies down a bit, and we both look at the TV a bit. He breaks the ice again, and gets up, stretching “Yeah, I had this guy coming over tonight, but he ended up not being able to make it. You can stay here if you want to, no subway anymore anyway”. That wouldn’t be a problem, I can walk home from there, but I notice he’s kind of stretching with his crotch right under my face. For some reason (alcohol encouraged probably) I figure he’s doing it on purpose. I raise my hand up to his crotch and touch his cock lightly. He doesn’t move away, so I go on and start rubbing his dick. He starts smiling and getting harder. After a bit I take his dick out (after fumbling with his boxers a bit – It seemed like a good idea to get it out through the button instead of pushing them down) and start jerking him off. He’s hard by now, and I’m pretty much staring at his cock. He’s got the hair trimmed a bit, and has a smallish but nice looking cock. I’m actually pretty horny by now, and I look up – he’s still smiling, and he starts moving forward a bit, inching his cock in my direction. I figure “Fuck it, I’m too horny to stop now” and take it in my mouth. I start sucking him, eventually getting on my knees, as I was still awkwardly sitting on the couch, and he starts moaning pretty loud. I start going at it pretty hard, as he starts moving his hips to fuck my face a bit. I can take him almost all the way in without almost no gagging (I have deep throated before, but I’m not exactly great at controlling the vomiting reflex). I figure he’s pretty close to cumming, as he starts moaning “Fuck it” (“Foda-se” in portuguese, something like “Oh fuck” in english I suppose) so I pull my head a bit back. He’s holding his balls with one hand and my head with the other by now, and I’m jerking off with my right hand and holding his ass with my left. I don’t remember him getting his boxers off honestly, but they’re off by now. He says “I’m about to cum” and starts jerking off a bit. I’m undecided about having his cum in my mouth or not, so I kind of hesitate with my mouth open and still sucking him. He throws his head back, and ends up cumming half on my mouth and the rest in my chin and t-shirt. I end up spitting his cum out on my hand. I look up, sort of smirking and hard as fuck, and he looks down and says “Fuck, usually I never cum with blowjobs”. I take it as a compliment and smile back. He leans down, starts jerking me off and I basically cum immediately – I had been going slow on myself on purpose. Not sure if he was trying to kiss me or not. Funnily enough, some of my cum ends up on his leg. After that it got a bit awkward, so I said I had to go clean myself and went to the bathroom. I took of the butt plug, cleaned up and came back out. When I came out he turned his head around to look at me, as he had sat back down to watch TV, smiled and said “Cool butt plug”. I laughed, said I had some more, and he replied “I should take a look someday” and turned back to the TV. I sat again, we watched a bit more TV (sort of weirdly) and he asked if I was going to stay. I said I should go back home, got my things and left. Since then, we’ve kind of talked a couple of times, but nothing more exciting happened. We played FIFA last night, but nothing more than that. I’m into having sex with guys, but not really into relationships. For some reason I find him quite hot, and would certainly want to fuck for real, but not really sure how to say or do anything. Any ideas?

The Morning Started Off with Birthday Sex…….

What’s better than Birthday Sex? Ruined orgasm birthday sex. Poor Adam – what can I say? I destroyed the last 364 days – what was one more day? I couldn’t help myself. Heath ( yes like the candy bar) and I had planned this special day for weeks. Double trouble! We wanted to destroy his ability to have an orgasm on his special day – Happy birthday bitch!

Adam woke up to the smell of bacon and fresh brewed coffee. Perfect breakfast in bed, followed by birthday sex with his wife. Nothing could be more perfect, so he thought. Til he heard two voices and giggling coming from downstairs. Heath and I went out for the evening before and caged Adam’s poor little cock. Little dick humiliation. The anticipation was building and he wanted to be released. Getting all excited – he couldn’t help himself. Oh My God! he thought a birthday threesome. Who could ask for anything more? His cock painfully stiffened inside the cage. His hopes of being “released” rapidly decreased, as he recognized the other voice.

(M)y first 3-some

On the night of August 17, 2015 I had one of the greatest, if not the greatest, experiences of my life. I got to do something I never thought I would have the chance to do. My girlfriend Elizabeth provided me the opportunity to have sex with her and another woman at the same time. While I realize this fantasy is one basically every male on the planet has, it does not diminish the experience that was given to me.

I used the word “given” because of the way that my fantasy came to fruition. Elizabeth and I had been becoming more and more open with each other about our sexual desires. I’ve mentioned several times that I have always wanted two girls to suck my dick at the same time, or have one sucking my dick while the other licked my balls. Over time as Elizabeth and I became increasingly comfortable with expressing ourselves sexually, she suggested that we both set up profiles on Tinder to see if we could make my fantasy a reality.

Sharing my first girlfriend

About 17 I got my first real steady girlfriend, prior to this I had several short lived relationships and an ongoing mutual oral thing with a male friend.

At some point my girlfriend, friend and I had gone to a music concert and had managed to find a reasonably quite corner out of the way for our tents as we were going to be there for the weekend. My girlfriend knew of my friend and I's mutual sucking, as I had been pretty honest with her from the start and she was cool with it.

First day was good, sun was out and the music was good, Lea was wearing a very skimpy outfit (micro skirt and boob tube) and looking smoking hot all day, Billy and I were in shorts and T-shirts. Eventually on the first night we were back at the tents drinking vodka and coke and generally chilling out for the night. Billy was remarking how horny he was, despite his efforts he hadn't pulled any girls during the day and all the skimpy outfits had been turning him on no end.

Full Body Orgas[M] with [F]WB

I'm seeing this cute girl named Nicole. She's 5'6", plays volleyball, and is very open about her interests in bed. Typically, I'm more reserved when it comes to letting my kinks out but she is so casual with the whole relationship that I find myself telling her things I would only consider telling a long term girlfriend. She's been to a few S+M club meetings and she says they focus communication as being the key to good sex. What's relevant here is that normally I don't tell girls about my sensitive back because I'm still trying to figure it out myself; but, with her, I told her the first night I slept with her. Nicole was understanding and then began trying different things to see what it did to me. She giggled a lot (only adding to the sexiness) because I started to lose control of my body when she got the right pattern down. It feels really good! Almost like an orgasm, but not quite. Like I said, still trying to figure it out.

[M]y con[F]erence experience with a colleague.

About a year back, I attended a well-known conference (8,000-9,000 attendees) with several of my colleagues. The conference was held in a prominent hotel where most go for vacation.

 

My colleagues and I get along quite well; however, we mainly socialize at work and work functions with little non-work related interactions making the following interactions much more surprising.

 

There aren't a lot of female in my career field and especially attractive females are much more rare. One of my colleagues (referred to as Hette) is just that: very smart, extremely personable, and incredibly attractive (approximately 66 inches tall, blonde-brown mix hair, deep blue eyes, and great figure). Hette is slightly younger than I and had little work and travel experience when assigned to my area. She was initially assigned to several of my projects so I could begin to introduce and integrate her into our custom processes. Subsequently, we've traveled together quite a bit, but have limited interaction to work matters until this trip.

 

[DAY 0]  

Hooking up with an older woman in the same room as our sleeping(?) friends [M/F]

Last weekend I traveled to Chicago to see my friend Blake who recently moved back home to Chicago. I arrived there Friday, along with some other friends and we went out to the bars that night. We bar hopped for a few hours and gained and lost people in our group by the time we arrived at this small bar that was a nice change of pace from the noisy and crowded clubs we were just at. I noticed two women sitting at the bar close by us. One was a brunette (Heidi) with a slightly foreign look about her; the other was a cute blonde with rather large boobs (Kate). I walked up to the brunette and introduced myself and we started talking. It turns out she moved to the US from the same country that one of my friends at the bar was also born in. I introduced the two of them and we all started talking. Heidi and my friend talked about growing up in same country, where they were born, their relatives back there, and so on. Thinking that my friend and Heidi were hitting it off I went back to talking with my other friends at the bar that night. Some time later Heidi came over to me and said that her and Kelly were going to another bar. I took that as an invitation and joined her. We were followed by one of Blake’s acquaintances who had his eyes set on Kate. Heidi, Kate, myself, and this other kid went to a bar where Heidi and I proceeded to make out for about half an hour. It was sort of a drunken blur now that I try to remember it. My next clear memory is being outside of the bar with Heidi. She said that she was gonna call it a night. I asked if I could see her again. Heidi asked me how old I was. I said I was 26. Heidi said that was too young for her since she is 32, however she still gave me her number. On Saturday I texted Heidi and we agreed to meet up at a rooftop bar for drinks. As the night progressed Blake and Kate seemed to be hitting it off, while Heidi and I were getting along okay but I didn’t think anything was going to happen. At one bar Heidi and I found a quiet place to sit and talk for a bit. She told me that there was too big an age gap between us (6 years) and she was looking for something serious. This made sense and I said it was okay, but we should try to see that Blake and Kate have a good night. Pretty soon it was near 4 am and we were calling an Uber for Heidi and Kate to take back to their hotel room (they were also visiting Chicago). I thought this was where we were going to say goodbye but to my surprise Blake was in the cab, so Heidi gave me the go ahead to jump in too. We arrived at their hotel and went into their room for some snacks and a nightcap. After we undressed a bit and turned off the lights Blake and Kate made out for a bit in Kate’s bed and Heidi and I started making out in Heidi’s bed. It appeared that Blake and Kate fell asleep shortly after the lights went out but we weren’t entirely sure. Heidi and I were way too turned on to care.
We started shedding more clothing: Heidi lost her bra and shirt, and I stripped down to nothing. Once her bra came off I quickly zeroed in on Heidi’s succulent C cup breasts. I grabbed them, sucked, pinched, and bit them to her delight. Our bodies were intertwined as we groped at each other and kissed passionately. It was a major turn on to be naked in bed fondling a woman 6 years older than me. Until that night I had only been with one woman older than me and that was a girl only about 6 or 7 months older than me. Heidi ended up giving me a handjob under the sheets in bed only a few feet away from her friend and mine, who we (correctly) assumed were asleep. Being a hotel room, I didn’t care so much and freely came on the sheets (gross to think about, I know). And we passed out around 5 or 6 am exhausted from the drinking and shared pleasures of that night. Heidi and I woke up a few hours later and continued to fool around. It was brighter in the room, but with the shades drawn close it was still somewhat dim. My hand found its way in between Heidi’s legs. I started rubbing her pussy from the outside of her panties. I could feel her dripping down her legs and soaking through her underwear. We were facing away from our sleeping friends, but if they were to awake they would still catch a pretty good glimpse of what was going on. Heidi tried hard to keep her little moans and sighs of pleasure muffled into the pillow as I continued rubbing and playing with her pussy. I’m not sure if she came or not, but she whispered in my ear that I should get off again before our friends woke up. We shifted our bodies so that her back was facing our friends as she pulled my cock out from my boxers and began stroking me again. This time I could see her hand grip around me and smoothly stroke up and down. It was such a turn on receiving a handjob from an older woman in the same room as two other people that I was trying hard not to make too much noise because I was so excited. She looked down at my cock as she stroked it and watched me cum onto my stomach. After I came she kept her hand on my crotch and looked up with a seductive grin and we began to kiss lightly until we both fell back asleep. Exhausted from the night before we all slept in til midday. Nothing else really happened after that. We grabbed some food together and said goodbye as they left to go back home. It was a nice part of my trip and the first time I hooked up with an older woman and the first time I received a handjob with other people in the room. Thinking back, I wonder if her friend Kate, who was sleeping closest to us and facing our bed, saw anything that was going on?