Fucked a tiny girl from Tinder, fingered her ass, and blew a volu[M]inous stringer up the length of her body.

It’s Sunday. Eva comes over after some brief messages on the app. I answer the door in a wifebeater because I had just worked out (and I’m a douchebag). It fucking works – her eyes light up and she gives me a tight little hug as she walks in. Her eyes light up even more when she sees my place. Fuck, it feels good to be superficial sometimes.

She’s this tiny thing – 5′ maybe, Chinese, big eyes, bigger smile, even bigger personality. She’s super spunky and full of energy and can’t stop moving around. I get her a glass of bubbly and then lean on the counter and watch her roam around, spinning between stories and lighting up the whole place with her ridiculously spirited energy.

Our conversation quickly covers everything from past to future and I pull my old trick of asking her what her favorite movie is. We end up on my bed with my laptop and she’s giving me a massage from on top of my back as we both start to watch Good Will Hunting. This movie has seen me laid so many times, and it’s not even a really sexy movie. It’s just that I have a lot to say about every fucking scene so it’s a lot of opportunity to throw kisses and cuddles between our little mini-conversations. Read more »

Laundry Lady

So last night my fwb call me and told me to come over. But when I got the door was locked and she wasn't answering as I turned to leave this lady came out of the laundry room and asked if I could help her so I did(water was turned off). Next thing I know she stripped her sweat and shirt off and she was standing there naked. I picked her up sat her on the folding table and started eating it like it was thanksgiving. Her body started to twitch as I slid my dick in her. Her screams of excitement as she cam with such force that I thought she was going to brake the table. After fucking her for about 10-15 min I filled her with cum. I grabbed my stuff and started to leave she said "if ever she doesn't answer try my door. I've been hearing you guys for weeks and I just needed a turn" as soon as I got to my car my frb calls me and tells me to come back she fell asleep . So I went and fucked her with my dick still covered in her neighbors pussy juice

Mr. Right (f)ound me (fm)

(Sorry there is such a long intro..)

Just before my senior year of college started, my friends and threw a huge birthday party to celebrate my friends 21st. We planned a whole day of going out shopping, getting dresses, manis and pedis, and planned a night out in town.

The night started with us drinking at one of my friends houses in town. that was walking distance from bars. At some point in the night we stopped by a strip club and got our friend a dance as the rest of us gazed into a room of men swinging their dicks around.

After we left there, we went to a dance club and a few bars. After that, the night is blurry. The next thing I know I am waking up in the back of a car with the sun shining through the windows and a startled man opening the door trying to wake me up.

Confused and scared I asked where I was and who he was. He explained that he was the owner of the car and asked a few questions about how I ended up in his car. He was dressed in workout gear and certainly just trying to go to the gym that morning and I was sleeping in the back of his car. Read more »

Husband (f)inally unlocks the (m)agical doorway to a better world. There is hope for us all!

First time storyteller, but I'm too fucking excited not to share it all.

Background: my wife and I have been married for ten years this summer (after 3 years dating in college). I am an average build 6foot 32year old brown haired white guy; 175lbs and average fitness for a professional office worker. My wife is about 5'10, red head, elementary school teacher about 135lbs with a decent exercise routine and a hot mom body for having 3 kids.

I have been the more sexually adventurous one, always pushing the boundaries where I can, but for the most part being shamed back in my corner. My wife is very conservative and has always said she wants to "do sex differently", but for the most part that means more candles lit and a different section of the bed. My wife has NEVER seen porn (so of course it has been my duty to consume enough to fulfill both our quotas), gets mad at the mention of anything different than vanilla sex, hates sex toys (I tried), and well we can just sum it all up here by saying that she has never masterbated and refuses to even touch herself while we have sex. Read more »

The (raw)dog days of su[m]mer

I posted this before, but it was under a different account that got deleted, and I never did finish the story anyway. So here I am to correct that mistake.

I'm a sophomore in college currently, and this story took place a little more than a year ago, my first semester of freshman year. When I started that semester I was a virgin. This changed almost right away, and i'll be sure to include as many of the juicy details as possible, because it's somewhat a part of an even bigger story involving a cougar. Stay tuned! Read more »

Fucking [M]y [F]riend whilst her boyfriend is at work

Long time lurker here. A lot of these stories are pretty good, so I figured I’d contribute a few of my own.

This happened a bit over a year ago, with my friend Joanna. We’d known each other for about six months, and had formed a really good friendship after going to see a local band I’d been following for ages. She really likes the indie/hipster music scene, and her ex-boyfriend from when she lived interstate knew some guys whose band is now quite well known. She was dating this Irish guy Sean, who had originally come over to do the backpacking thing, you know, come to a different country, meet the local people, travel and drink and work a bit until the visa expires. I don’t think finding a local girlfriend was pretty high on his list, because he’d have a habit of deciding he was bored and would literally book the next flight or bus out to go somewhere else. It was during those months when he was interstate that Joanna and I first hooked up, and we’d done it a few times while he was away. Read more »

Eight day date with frat guy [m/f]

This happened two weeks ago, I wasn't going to post this but a lot of people who PM me asked for the full story … so here goes :)

I accepted a date with a guy from my english class, I knew he was in a frat and I didn't care. I love cocktail dresses and fishnets so that's what I wore. We had a great date. It starts to rain when we get finished with dinner and we are in his car. I told him to wait for it to stop. I was really into him. We sat in his car and talked for a bit and after sex came up like the third time that night, I went down on him. When we were done, I asked to go back to his place. I didn't know he lived in the frat house. It was still raining so no one was outside, he snuck me into his room from the window. Read more »

A sexy card game with [m]y new wi[f]e on our honeymoon

I just recently got married, and wanted to share one of the most amazing nights of sex I’ve ever had, which happened on the honeymoon. We had a lot of other amazing sex that week, but this night stands out in my mind due to what a growing & learning experience it was.

Everyone loves details, so I’ll get that out of the way:

Me: 34, 6’0, 200lb. Dark hair parted on the side and a beard. Blue eyes.

Her: 29, about 5’7 and maybe 130. Curly brown hair, green eyes. B-cup boobs and a curvy butt. She looks a lot like Anne Hathaway.

We’re not reserved, but we haven’t been that adventurous, either. Being the honeymoon, and knowing she was bringing some new lingerie, I wanted to bring something to spice things up too. Some intensive shopping lead to me picking up “Creative Conceptions You and Me, A Game Of Love and Intimacy”. It’s got a bunch of cards (a stack for each gender), a die, and a sand timer. You basically take turns rolling the die to see who will draw a card and then that person does the task and gets the reward points. The winner (who performed the most tasks) gets to say what happens after the game ends. There’s rules about only being allowed to “pass” on 1 card, but we waived that since it would be more cringy than fun if we had to do things we definitely weren’t into. Read more »

Then and Now (group sex)

The beginning. My first wife of nine years passed away when she was only 39. We were married only nine years (no children) and the first five it was all about us. We were both in the military during a time when work hard play harder was the name of the game.

We had a mutual friend who was divorced and would hang out with us. I could tell he lusted after my wife and they would flirt alot. My wife was very fit with peircing blue eyes. One night after playing sofball and a few beers we ended up back at our place. We all showered and settled in for more drinks.

Eventually I was getting tired from the being out in the sun all day and the beer. I told them I was going to bed and they could keep at it. I lay down the hall and the talking became whispers. Eventually my wife came into the bedroom and said my friend needed to talk to me. She stayed in the bedroom. Read more »