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My Lucky Hook-Up on a Winter’s Night [M/F][Oral]

True story…

I returned home from the club around 2 a.m. one Saturday night to discover I’d forgotten my keys and was locked out of my house. I knocked on the door hoping one of my two other roommates would let me in but they weren’t home. It was winter, ice and snow on the ground, and I was cold having walked home from the bar. I rounded to the side of the house looking for an unlocked window or door but I was shit out of luck. It was then I heard music coming from the open door of a brownstone three houses down. I looked to see people around my age coming and going from it with beer bottles in their hands. It was the house of The Girls, five or six females in their 20’s sharing a brownstone. I’ve seen them walk or bike by individually or stagger past my house in a girly pod after a late night of clubbing. Maybe one of them would take mercy on me. Read more »

Honeymoon sex with my new wife. [M/F]

Long time reader, first time poster, yaddayadda. Sorry this is so long, didn't want to leave anything important out. This has always been one of my favorite subs, and I thought it would be fun to contribute, as I don't really have an outlet for this stuff in my daily life. This story, and any others that follow, deal with only two people–my wife and I. We're each other's first and only. Advantages, disadvantages, sure–but we've definitely had our share of hot moments, and I thought it might be fun to share some of them. We'll see where it goes.

For backstory/setting, Emma is tall with perfect, soft blond hair, pale skin, and C cups. She is a tad on the overweight side, but it’s never affected my love for her. Her ass is pillowy heaven. As for me, I’m fairly tall also, and I’m also a little heavier than I should be. Emma has always told me that she likes my dark blond hair, though, and my broad shoulders. Read more »

She turned around and whispered in my ear: “I want you to take me” – How I Fucked My Hotel Owners Daughter. [M/F]

So, in my travels throughout Europe, sometimes I slept at local pubs or hotels and there is this one time when I slept in a hotel of a nice quiet town that I will never forget. Enjoy:

It had been an incredibly hot day and I was glad to finally get into my room and get rid of my sweat soaked clothes. I was only laying on the bed for a few minutes before I heard a soft knocking on the door.

"Cleaning service"

At first I was annoyed, but that feeling immediately dissapeared when I opened the door. A sweet and adorable – I guessed 23 years old – lady was standing in front of me. She wasn' t wearing a cleaning uniform or anything. Instead she whore thight jeans and a very loose white top (yes, the kind which gave perfect side-boob view). She had her hair in a ponytail and a pair of glasses on her nose which made her look smart. To summarize: She definately did not look like a cleaning woman. Read more »

Just this morning [M/F] face down ass up

We hadn't made love last night, both sleepy and tired from a long day we drifted off after a bit of kissing. I had a hard on and she said maybe in the morning. So we both went to sleep with a smile and wrapped in warm blankets, fully naked as we usually do. Beep, beep, beep, god damn that stupid alarm clock. Still naked and I did immediately think about a quickie before heading to work. Just to slip it in and fill her up for the day would be such a good way to start the day. But I had pressed snooze and wanted to maximize my wake up trauma and sleep a few more seconds. But she got up! To go retrieve some laundry that I wanted to wear to work today. So thoughtful and what a nice thing for her to do. She hugged me getting back into bed, me still warm under the blankets. Read more »

Some Hot Dirty (Literally) Sex That I Nearly Had

I had two conversations today. Both led back to the same person. The star of this blog and the nemesis of all future beaus. (not really guys, relax I swear he’s human). I was talking to a guy about waxing and he declared that he’d only do it if someone was going to appreciate the efforts. That if he did get everything waxed down there that he knew he would immediately want a blow job. I concurred, in fact, I revealed there’s been a few boys of my past who only got lucky with me because I’d been waxed and I wanted my new ‘hairdo’ to be appreciated. The Cop was one of these boys. Sometimes it has happened because I’ve just gotten waxed and the very act of getting waxed now turns me on and other times it’s happened because I’ve gotten waxed for a particular person and an occasion – and they have let me down. And I have never been so glad to have been disappointed for what fortuitous circumstances were then brought upon me. Read more »

Si[M]one the [F]ucking slut Pt. 2

Simone the slut. Pt. 2

See part one for the first half..

We laid on the couch burnt out and watched whatever was on the tv when I turned it on while coming back to reality. Casually chatting about whatever. She was easy to talk to and very apparently, not shy. She seemed to be squirming I noticed out of the corner of my eye.. Shrugged it off at first until I heard her start to moan softly. "Are you ok?" I asked.. "I'm fine. I'm just really horny now. I want more." She was sitting on the couch grinding against it. Swaying her hips front and back.. Wtf? "Where's your room?" She asks. "Down the hall and to the left." As I motioned in the direction. "Follow me" were her words as she got down on all fours, and lifted her skirt. It all made sense now! Not only revealing a nicely rounded, smooth tiny ass… There glistened a purple diamond studded butt plug. She was getting herself off feuding the couch moving it around in her. "Wow! That's fucking hot!" I exclaimed. Read more »

Lechomancer Chapter 4.5: Not Alone [mf][oral][public][sex]

It was a slow day, and Lisa found herself bored that cold Thursday afternoon. Not that she had done much work since she found the book, but she liked it busy. She liked that Tammy and Linda never asked her for help, because she could stare them down. She liked bossing around Josh, her boss, sending him on errands while she played on the internet, flashing him a quick smile or a little leg to keep him off her case.

But today, there was nothing. Linda sat at the front desk, flipping through a dog eared book she pulled out of her purse. Josh was pretending to clean his desk, but every time Lisa glanced up at him, his eyes shot down. She assumed it was because he was staring at her cleavage, in the low v cut scarlet sweater she was wearing, but she wasn’t even having fun teasing him. Read more »

I took [m]y [F]iancé’s little sister’s virginity… [First post]

My fiancè Jamie and her little sister Madeline have the same Jewish genes and good girl charm, but they certainly have different body types. Madeline is a taller 19 year old with DDs and a voluptuous figure. Jamie has been training for the Chicago Marathon, so her ass keeps getting smaller and more firm. Her medium perky Cs compliment the small ass quite nicely.

This past weekend the family gathered at their parent's house in Maine for some birthday celebrations. Dinner followed by board games led to a very PG-13 version of 'Never Have I Ever.' As the parents and older folks made their way home and to bed the game continued with more raunchy questions.

Maddie was wearing blue and white checkered pajama bottoms and I noticed about halfway through the game that her teal thong with pink ribbons on it was hanging out. She must have caught me looking because she pulled it out of sight and looked right at me with a wink. Holy shit. Read more »

[F] Wearing a butt plug to work

In my last post I talked about how I got started wearing butt plugs when I was in high school and how eventually I got to the point where I was wearing them to school and to work. I am mostly typing this story bc I found this old picture I took a couple years ago when I wore this really big plug for the first time to work. I worked at Abercrombie so I was always up walking around and the feeling of having something in my ass and knowing that nobody else knew my secret used to turn me on so much. I actually still work at Abercrombie and still wear plugs to work all the time lol. This particular time though I had bought a plug that was bigger than all my other ones and I thought I would try wearing it to work having never put it in before, which turned out to be a bad idea lol. Towards the end of my shift after walking around a lot my ass started to get really really sore. I tried not to think about it bc I knew I only had like a hour left but when it was time for me to go the girl who was supposed to come after me didn't show up and my boss was like you have to stay and I wanted to cry because by that point I was in pain but it's not like I could tell my boss. I asked if I could have a short break though if I was going to stay and that's when I went in the back and took this sad face picture lol. It was a long time before I wore a plug that big out in public again bc I was sore for almost a week after working that double shift. Just thought it was funny finding this picture and remembering all that lol. Read more »