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Just walked in on the babysitter… (weird)

I know this is every porn cliche, but this just happened an hour ago.

My wife works from home, but had to leave this afternoon for a conference out of town. She picked up her best friend's little sister (name and age redacted for obvious reasons) this afternoon to watch our 20-month-old son until I got home. I wrapped up work a little earlier than expected and headed home.

This girl has watched our son many times before, but this is the first time it's been in the afternoon and only I've been there. Michelle (my wife) had obviously discussed the plan with me earlier, and made arrangements for me to take her home after I got off work. I get home expecting to find them in the living room watching tv, but the house is silent. I figure they've gone for a walk in the neighborhood, but when I walk by the nursery, I see my son in his crib. I called out the babysitter's name and get no response. Read more »

[Getting off at work/in public UPDATE] Giving a blow job in the cigar bar parking lot. (m/f)

First story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3sp9fd/getting_off_at_workin_public_for_the_first_time/

(Some sexy stuff in the lead up, but jump to the mark below for the payoff)

Dan had made it clear he was too nervous to make the first move. I took the initiative and he came over last Saturday for "debating over a bottle of wine." (What can I say, we're both turned on by intelligence and our most sexually charged moments have been when disagreeing with each other on an intellectual topic.)

When he came over on Saturday night he looked a little pale and ran to the bathroom twice in the first twenty minutes or so. I was sitting on the couch thinking, Great. If he's sick there's no way anything is going to happen tonight. (He would tell me later he had lied and was not sick at all, just nervous as fuck, haha.)

Despite thinking he wasn't feeling great, I made the move from my couch to his, snuggling in close. Half an hour later of being as forward as possible, he suddenly grabbed my face and kissed me without any warning. Mercifully my roommate was out for the night and we quickly went to my room. Read more »

Our first time with mutual masterbation

This is a story about my girlfriend and I’s first time participating in mutual masturbation. To give a little background about us, we are both 23 and go to college together. We shall call her Alice and I will be Dean for name sakes. I am 5’7” while she is 5’6”. As for looks, she looks exactly like Anna Kendrick. It is her celebrity lookalike and is told almost daily that she looks exactly like her. Funny that we’re all from Maine. As for me, I’m just your average Joe. Blond hair, blue eyes. Now we have talked about mutual masturbation before. She has watched as I’ve touched myself and she thought it was really hot. I’ve told her it would be hot to see her touch herself as well.

Anyway to the story! It was fairly early in the morning when I woke up next to Alice in our queen sized bed. She was facing away from me as I rolled onto my back. I was in a t-shirt and boxers, while she wore a white tank top and panties. It was then that our dog Scout came up to lick my face. He always knows when one of us wakes and likes to greet our morning. In his movements, he woke up Alice slightly as she rolled over onto her back. Read more »

Story [F]rom [M]y Youth

So, this happened when I was a bit younger. I was an overly sexualized kid. Always looking at porno, and having fantasies. I had a neighbor up the street who was sort of the cool neighbor that was friendly to everyone on the block. I used to stop at her house sometimes after school just to say hi for a few minutes. We got to know each other pretty well. One summer it had been hotter than normal and she told me to bring my trunks over the next time I came. We spent that day hanging out by her pool. I had gotten in the water and only intended to be over there a little while, but when I saw her in her bikini I got a boner so hard I was afraid to get out.

She got out and toweled off and then went and sat in one of her recliner chairs with a drink she had made. I stayed in the pool probably awkwardly a little longer and she asked me if I wanted to get out and come over and sit down. I got out and tried to hide my boner, and I think she threw me a towel when she noticed (I told you, she was pretty cool). I asked her what she was drinking and she offered me some. It was some kind of vodka-cranberry mix that was pretty good, and she poured more out of tupperware container by her side. Read more »

[M]y [F]riend’s Girlfriend

Back in my university days I had a friend who had a girlfriend who was the worst thing ever. She would nag at him while we were hanging out. She was this small town girl who if I ever cursed she would make a face and tell me not to do that. I mean every single time. She would purposely complain about whatever when I was around. It drove me nuts.

She was attractive. She was a good height, fair skinned, with small sized breasts and a nice ass. She wasn’t drop dead gorgeous or anything but if she wasn’t so annoying I would be attracted to her.

She dated my friend for what seemed like 3 years throughout college. They would be on and off again. Get into some fight he would ask me for my opinion. I would give it to him. Whenever they were fighting I would be completely honest with him and tell him that she was the most annoying girl I knew. But he would always end up getting back together with her. Read more »

Mother’s Little Helper: Chapter 2 [M/F] [drugs] [prost] [reluc]

Mother's Little Helper
Fiction by Evil Little Sister

Part One – Chapter 2

"Hey Gina." Gary smiled when he opened his door.

"Uh, hi." I said and this time I didn't have Jilly, thank God. That helped a lot, but I was still very nervous.

"Come on in." He said. "How you doing?"

"I'm good." I nodded. "Uh, great…Except I'm out of pills, those, um, greens."

"Already?" He chuckled. "Here, sit down…Come on, it's okay."

I let him guide me onto his sofa and Gary sat down next to me. His television was still on, still on the Discovery channel and I wondered if he ever turned it off, or changed the channels. The room was nice though, a typical living room, you know. Book case, furniture, an aquarium bubbling away, it was dark in there though. The drapes were closed and the table lamps turned on, but that gave the room a warm glow anyway and this was a secret. It made me feel better for some reason, being in the dark like that.

"You look a little frazzled." He told me and I looked at him. Read more »

Me and my friend make a guys night! [FFM]

Hi, I'm Cassie and this is my first story here. I'm currently 21 and this happened in my first year of college. I was 18 and this was midway through the year so I was very friendly with everyone in my course by this point. The girl in the story is my roommate and friend Jess. Jess is tall, like, I'm 5,7 I think and she's about 3 or 4 inches taller than me. She's quite pretty and has a great body, we're workout buddies and have been the last 3 years so we're both in great shape. I'm about 115 right now so I'd imagine she's not far off it. We've been extremely close since the start of college, I can talk with her about absolutely anything. We both use /r/dirtypenpals from time to time and share eachothers sexiest chats. Sorry, rambling. Read more »