That time Spoole couldn’t handle the dankness of my pussy weed

Manicured fingers strained against too tight spandex jogging shorts, worming their way impatiently into smooth, yielding flesh . . .

"Touch James without my permission and I will cut those titular titties right off."

The surprise forced out of me, in order, the sound of a dying chipmunk, more pee than I'm willing to admit and finally, an eighth of an ounce of the dankest indica sativa hybrid I have ever had the honor of hiding in my snatch.

"You bitch! I thought you were Spoole perving out on me again!".

I petulantly over enunciated as I hastily pulled my shorts back up and dropped to my knees toward the toilette.

"Are you sure you want to come out of the gate ripping off Broad City?"

Elyse was wearing exactly the tee shirt that, according to James, he had been looking for

"Not ten minutes ago!".

lol

I had recommended against the pajama bottoms but what do I know about color theory, I went to The Corcoran school of art, Elyse.

It's a school where they teach you art, Elyse.

I know you are reading this Elyse, I'm coming for the pajamas.

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Categorized as Erotica

Used by unknown men (f/m/group)

I'm a 19 year old bisexual girl in my freshman year of college. I met my Mistress at a party shortly after arriving. She's a freshman as well. Normally I wouldn't have mentioned my interest in submission to someone I had just met, but I had been drinking, and we were talking. The next day, when we were both sober, she offered to explore my submissiveness with me. I've been her's ever since and our relationship has slowly grown deeper.

One night, my Mistress told me to meet her in one of the classrooms on campus. I was to disrobe upon arriving, and wait for her there. This was late at night on a weekend, so there was little chance of getting caught by anyone. When I got to the room, I stripped, and placed my folded clothes on one of the desks. My Mistress usually requires me to fold my clothes neatly when I remove them, so I knew she would want me to do so here as well. I sat down to wait for her on a towel I had brought for the purpose since I didn't want to sit directly on the chairs in the classroom. Who knows what's all over them.

36F: My name is Lana B, and this is my confessional.

I am a whore. I am a mindless fuck doll and I am 100% okay with that. Prior to my husband cheating on me last year, I'd only ever been with him and my childhood best friend, Grace. This is my origin story, if you will. This is where it all started, with the email he should never have sent:

"Can't wait to dive into that blonde muff after the meeting today ;) meet in my office"

I'm a brunette.

It was official. That shitheaded slimeball was fucking someone at his office. I had proof. I was gonna take him for everything he had. I played the good little housewife for two weeks after that, giving me enough time to arrange the lawyer and quietly find myself an apartment on the other end of town. Then, one fine June day, one of his "coworkers" invited some of the office over for a pool party and get together. Everything was in order. The papers were ready to be served, my apartment was furnished, and all I had left to do was get some sweet revenge.

[M]y [f]irst time with beautiful Chloe

This is my first story for you guys, so I would be glad to get any kind of constructive criticism (: it's kinda long (sorry, not sorry). enjoy.

I first saw Chloe on my mobile screen and I instantly liked her looks (yes, I’m talking about Tinder). Of course I swipe right, hoping she’d do the same with my profile. It’s been a while my ex-girlfriend broke up with me at this point and I really needed to get out there and start dating again. I ended up texting to quite some girls but this one was different. We kind of got to talk really straight to serious stuff instead of nonsense small talk, which I absolutely can’t handle when meeting someone new.

We agreed to meet at a local train station and I was quite surprised to see that she is in fact just as beautiful as she seemed in the pictures. We strolled through town, from bar to bar, but every single one of them was full so we were quite happy just walking through the city. I’ve been living here in this beautiful Swiss city for about 4 years now and I love it. She’s a local, so she showed me some pretty beautiful places.

Got fucked for the first [T]ime over the holidays. He’s [M]arried, and it was his first time with a T. [Part I]

So in the past I've done a lot of playing with toys and chatting and flirting with men online, but never had quite built up the courage to take the dive into a real life experience. I had a lot of alone time over the holidays and kept thinking about what it would be like to be with a man–really be with a man. If I wasn't toying my ass, I was wearing a butt plug, and I was always thinking about cock, about finally being fucked. A few weeks ago, I finally reached the point where I couldn't take it anymore, and knew I just had to go through with it.

I got all dolled up, and posted an ad on Craigslist along with a few pictures. I showed off my smooth, slender body, my silky, toned legs, and my round, milky-white, girly butt. In my ad, I basically said I was looking for my first experience with the right kind of guy. That I wanted someone who knew what they wanted and would treat me like a girl.

Indiscretions of [m]y youth: Her best [f]riend

As with some of my prior tales of my youth I'll give you a quick heads up about me. At this point in my life I was twenty, I was in college, things were looking good, and generally, I was pretty happy. I was working and had a pretty decent paying job (for that time), school was a little jumbled, but I was getting through it, and on the sex side of things, I was doing pretty damn well.

I got into a relationship with a co-worker. It started off with just sex, as per usual drunk sex, but it developed into a relationship later on. During the first month or so of relations, something odd happened…

The beginning…

Cancelled flight leads to a night of MFM fun and 1st DVP – with images

The best encounters are those that are not planned when you think nothing is going to happen. This encounter was one of those situations.

We had been traveling on business in South Florida and caught a flight out of Miami late one evening. It had been a whirlwind trip that had a very hectic and busy schedule that gave us no time for rest or to take any time out of looking at properties and talking to investors. The weather in Miami was perfect when we left but as soon as our flight got into the air we hit turbulence from a strong line of thunderstorms over the central and northern Florida area that extended all the way up the east coast. We had a layover in Orlando and once on the ground our next flight was cancelled.

The Night I Played a Game Called Cluster(f)uck

Here’s a story that happened a few years ago when I was single and child free. It happened one weekend when I was visiting my friend at college in New York. I had been friends with Jessica since high school and I hadn’t seen her in the six months since she had swapped cities. She was living in a dorm and had a new boyfriend that she met there. At the time we were all 19 or 20, Jessica is around 5’5 with blonde hair and blue eyes but her greatest asset had always been her large tits that measured in at 32DD. Her boyfriend was called Marcus, I had never met him before but found him to be very attractive and charming. He was a native New Yorker, around 6’2 with dark hair and a well-developed body due to his weightlifting regime.

I arrived on Saturday morning at JFK and got the train to Jamaica Station where Jess and Marcus were waiting to meet me. I was immediately attracted to Marcus and it was great to see my friend again after so long. We got the train to Manhattan and spent the day being tourists and catching up. We had our dinner downtown before it was time to head home, Jessica told me that we were going to get drunk that evening and have some fun. Little did I know!

[23m] [23f] The night I realised how amazing it is to be filled up.

First time posting here. (A little long)

This is a night me and my fiancé talk about quite regularly, I also think about it quite often as well. I've never had a guy cum in me before and have always wanted to know what the feeling is like ( we tend to play it safe).

On this particular evening him and myself felt sexually frustrated, work and life in general getting in the way of some action.

It was late, we were high and decided a shower and then bed was a good idea. We began getting undressed and from there we begun the usual shower routine.

After almost being done, I asked my fiancé if he could wash my back and give me a massage. He obliged. That's where things started to heat up.

He started rubbing my lower back just above my ass, slowly moving his hands lower and lower until he was cupping my ass. He ran his hands up the side of my body until he reached my chest, from there he begun playing with my tits and nipples. He knows this gets me in the mood.