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I fucked my roommate’s girlfriend (picture included) [MF] [Long]

My Junior year of college I was living with a few friends in a two-bedroom, four-person apartment. My roommate was studying abroad so I had my room to myself. My other two roommates, we’ll call them Zack and Ned, shared another room.

Zack and Ned were both the stereotypical nerds–Zack tall and lanky 6’1” 190lbs of skinny fat, Ned short and maybe slightly overweight with a neckbeard. I was also an enormous nerd (proud member of the school’s Collegiate Star League Starcraft 2 team), but I don’t look much like one. At the time I was training MMA/Muay Thai pretty seriously and was considering a transfer into a kinesiology program. I was 5’9” and probably about 170lbs.

I had been somewhat in and out of relationships the last couple of years, but was at the time dating a girl I didn’t have much chemistry with, and we had no real sex life to speak of. Zack was dating a girl, Val, who basically lived in the apartment with us. Val was about 5’5” and a little thicker. She was on the smaller side of a B-cup, but holy shit [her ass](http://imgur.com/a/sTdsQ) was something. She had a cute face with dimples, short brown hair, and an infectious (albeit disconcerting) laugh. It was endearing. I mean now I think it’s horrifying, but at the time it was endearing. Read more »

[M]eeting my [f]riend in her office for lunch

I usually have absolutely the *worst* luck on Tinder. I either never get matched, or the few matches I do make fizzle out and go nowhere. This is not one of those stories.

Her profile picture was from her neck to her waist. She was wearing a patterned blouse buttoned beneath her very ample breasts, a black tank top beneath hiding all but a glimpse of cleavage. Her profile text was simply three letters: DTF

I immediately swiped right and instantly matched. My own tinder profile is actually just this stupid joke about boobs, sly comments about being a “cunning linguist” and an insinuation of being in an open marriage.

We start chatting immediately. Turned out, she too was married, but looking for a little fun, just as I. Things just progressed from there, and before I knew it, we had switched to Kik and she was sneaking out to her car to take a picture of her tits for me. Pics lead to dirty chat lead to hooking up. Read more »

[FM] I climbed a giant war veteran and we’re planning a devil’s threeway

Ricky Bobby

About a week ago, this southern 6’5″ sequoia of a man texted me through a bad night I was processing- literally all night! He had immediate empathy being prior service, he’s gone through some shit… in and out of combat. The following Monday in the early hours, Charlie Sheen came over and I wrote about that night and the previous weekend leading up to it. Writing about it was cathartic, living it was peptic. I’ve been in touch with this lean, green, killing machine on and off regularly. I can dig him, he’s a good talker. My age-ish, weathered by life experiences, a gentle giant. He read through the entirety of my blog the night we first starting chatting- speed reader, god damn. Our schedules appear difficult to coordinate, so I’ll take what I can get as far as communication and seeing each other. He hits me up in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, and I’m in. I was open to having sexual relations with that wiry giant, mostly though I was excited to meet him in the flesh. He’s been drankin’ and I’m assuming that’s a regular gig for him- not my business, I don’t ask. Read more »

[MFF] The Threesome That Almost Was

This story is a follow up to my [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/60l9w6/requestgroup_have_you_ever_seen_a_friends_so_naked/dfbdmsk/) regarding me peeping on my roommate and his girlfriend while they boned, and how I almost had a threesome with her and my girlfriend at the time.

My girlfriend at the time, Miranda, was a 5’3″ brunette with creamy white skin and soft features. She had perky C cups and a very cute ass. She also had one of the fattest pussies I’ve ever seen in person or otherwise, which was a definite bonus.

Her best friend, Savannah, was also a 5’3″ brunette, but had a toned body and one of nicest asses I’ve ever seen. Her tits were on the smaller side, but they were perky with pencil eraser nipples. She was the type of girl that knew she was hot and loved the attention heaped on her by men.

The almost threesome happened prior to the birthday party Miranda was throwing for me while my parents were away on vacation. While I golfed the afternoon away, the girls were busy getting the house ready, cooking food, and getting a head start on drinking. Read more »

[MF] A Day of Teasing

This weekend, my wife and I took a day trip. It was my birthday a few weeks back and we never got to properly celebrate because she’s been really sick. However, she finally got better and we planned out a big day trip to do some shopping, eat some good food and catch a soccer game. She was really horny after not getting sex for 3 weeks (being sick means having 0 desire for anything other than sleeping and pain pills) and she was really wanting it. Read more »

[M] The BAEs younger sister, and her perfect ass. (masturbation)

Hi I’m James. I’m a 21 year old guy who really likes sex, and I really love writing. I just got the bee in my bonnet today to recount some of my experiences on here, partially because it gets me very hot and bothered thinking about them, and I hope some of you other beautiful Redditors might enjoy reading them. Also I’m not sure if my post is formatted right but I wanted to try and make clear what it’s about.

Last summer my girlfriend Nikki (well, ex now) and myself were heading to the mall for the day. Now this girl wasn’t the best looking, but looking back her younger sister, Danielle, was fucking gorgeous. Blonde hair to her shoulders, blue eyes, pale skin a cute face, but only about b-cups for tits. She very much made up for this, though, since she was maybe 5′ 5, about 130 pounds with… ehh… maybe 40% of that being her ass. Goddamn she had a perfect ass. The thick kind that sort of bounces twice when she walks… anyway… Read more »

[MM] a lil Grindr success (car oral)

I don’t use Grindr that much, at all. Mostly, I rely on r/raobj (see my history if you’re interested) and even Craigslist. I’m not sure why, but Grindr never appealed to me.

Anyway, yesterday I was at work. I’m in retail and had the store to myself yesterday, and as the shift progressed, I was getting horny and thought, why not give it a try?

I had an account from before, so I re-installed the app, logged in, and looked around. One guy jumped out as someone very interested in hooking up. I was only looking to give some head, so we talked fo a little, swapped pics, and then he said that he was going to stop by the store!

I’d often fantasized about having guys come into the store (liquor store) and letting them fuck or get blown by me in the back room. So this idea both scared and turned me on. After all, we have lots of security cameras… I didn’t want to get fired! Read more »