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The Weekend of a Lifetime: A story in four Acts [MF]

Warning: Long. **TL;DR**: Had sex

Styling note: Anything italicized is my internal monologue. e.g. *Why am I adding a styling note, anyway? Folks will rub one out and abandon the wall of text midway*.

**Act 1: Incredulity**

A few weeks ago, I was browsing Reddit, minding my business, when I received a notification “u/___ just followed you”.

My first thought was – *Huh? I haven’t posted anything in a while. Why would anyone follow me? Likely a bot!*

I clicked through their profile and learnt it was a 2 month old account. *Okay, likely not a bot then. Or a bot playing the long game, perhaps!*

I shot a chat back thanking them for following me. I received a response immediately “I liked your post about tantric sex. Tell me more.”

*Ohhhhhh, that would explain it! But I made that post a while ago..? This male/female/bot went deep in the local r4r archives to find my ad!*

I had time on my hands. If memory serves, I was in the middle of a long-drawn corporate Zoom call and ready to give myself a lobotomy if it meant I would get out of it. So I gave this male/female/bot an intro to Tantric sex. It’s something I like talking about, so even if this *was* a bot, I figured I’d be providing it with good training material. Read more »

Bartending : Halloween MF

I’ve bartended for 10 years at various bars. Being a bartender, you flirt with everyone that enters the place to make tips. Sometimes things get wild.

It was a Monday night, normally my day off. But it was Halloween. I have no children and the other bartenders all have young kids. I offered to cover the shift so they could take them tricker treating. I was exhausted from a partying weekend but I figured I owed it to them.

The night was semi busy but everyone was leaving early since it was a weekday. A couple of people came in dressed in costumes but other than that it was not a busy night. In fact after 1115 not a customer came in. I was starting to fall asleep on my feet. I decided to lock the doors and start cleaning the bar so I could head home and sleep. Sweeping, mopping, cleaning really dragged and I could feel my body drained. I sat with a cold Yuengling while I waited for the floor to dry before stocking the coolers. I drank the beer and then looked in the coolers made a list of my needs and went to the walk in. After walking out with the cart full of beer, I was shocked to see someone sitting at the bar. I swear I locked the doors. Read more »

My crush on Uncle Philipp is made VERY clear…

Part One:

DEAR DIARY… 18th Birthday Summer Vacation visit.

I don’t even know if I should be writing this. I saw something very personal and I stayed and watched anyway. It must be 3:00 in the morning now. I had to put pen to paper before I forgot this feeling I have.

I woke up very thirsty, so I got up around 1:30 to get myself a glass of water. As I made my way down the hallway and got closer to the living room I heard soft sexual moaning. I quietly looked around the hallway door frame and right on the couch I saw Uncle Philipp mounted fully naked on top of my Aunt Chelsea. She was really enjoying him. She was moaning and saying his name.

Diary, as I watched him pumping inside of her with his naked cock I was extremely embarrassed because I was very wet from envy. You know, I have always had a crush on my Uncle Philipp. I didn’t know Aunt Chelsea’s first husband because they divorced when I was a little baby. Uncle Philipp was the ONLY Uncle I knew – he has always been my favorite – and a wonderful second father to me. Read more »

Vacation threesome [MFM]

This is my first time posting here and hopefully it fits. It is still a found memory of mine lol

My ex and I had a very open and honest relationship when it came our sexual desires. There was no topic that was off limits, we provided each other a safe place to share without judgment, and we both mutually agreed on what desires to explore. Over the years we explored a lot of desires lol

About two years into our relationship she expressed an interest in being with two or three men at once. After a lot of conversation, some roleplay, we decided our upcoming summer vacation seemed like a perfect opportunity. So around a month before our trip we replied to a few posts online from guys in the area and she narrowed down the field. We found a guy she was really attracted to, was available the night we wanted, and he agreed to get tested beforehand which turned out to be a good thing later on. Then over the next couple of weeks she was regularly sexting him, just fueling both of their desires. It was cute how excited she was. Read more »

[F34] [F] I let a stranger jerk to me in the spa

So this is an old story, but maybe you guys will enjoy it. Couple of years back I used to be very active in gym – mostly to stay fit and often to enjoy sexy glances.

In the gym there was also a spa area which included a common (male+female) sauna and Jacuzzi. For where I was in Europe, the Jacuzzi and sauna were naked areas – but I always covered myself in the sauna area. In Jacuzzi there was no choice but I really loved being there for relaxation.

One fine Sunday afternoon, when the spa area is generally empty, I was enjoying a relaxing time alone in the Jacuzzi. After a while, 2 guys – good looking and well built- joined the Jacuzzi. I tried not having an eye contact with them but it was really hard. After some time; one of the guys left to the sauna area while the other stayed. I noticed that he has been trying to get all possible looks at my boobs, but I didn’t care. The next time our eyes met I saw one of his hands moving up and down. The Jacuzzi was a dark area with lights but it was not difficult to figure out he was jerking off. Read more »

Making a Witch into a Cumdump

Your neighbor was a would be “Witch”. Her parents didn’t seem to mind, thinking that perhaps it was just a phase but now college age she was still determined to practice her craft. You thought little of it, in fact you scoffed at the idea. The only thing this girl had going for her was her body in the end you thought. Those big fat tits that should belong to a porn star. In those tight black tops, she wore there was no shortage of cleavage or even the incredibly lewd impression of her no doubt large, suckable nipples. And not to mention that incredibly thick ass, that seemed to almost always be only half covered by the small dark skirts she would wear which showed you that the slut wore such thin thongs that could barely be considered underwear.

It wasn’t proper or right being an older and family trusted neighbor to constantly fantasize and masturbate at the idea of stripping her down to just her stockings and making her your exclusive bitch. She was utterly lost on her boyfriend. If she was yours, you would never let her leave your bed. Read more »

Golfing was boring for her [MF]

This story is from a few years ago, back in my college days. I’ve written about my then gf before, she had daddy issues and I was a horny college kid. I opted to stay in our college town over summer to train and to be with my girlfriend at the time, she grew up in our college town.

She was a very horny girl, I do have endless stories for our time dating. She could be totally not in the mood, basically sleeping, all I had to do was reach over and touch her pussy and she wanted to fuck. It was incredible and partially wasted because we both lived in a dorm with roommates for a chuck of our relationship. We had to sneak off to the bathroom, go for a drive, or fuck in silence next to my roommate.

One summer day, I wanted to golf, she figured she’d come along to just hang out, golf was not her thing. We went to the worst golf course in the area, it was the cheapest around and I just had the itch to play. Because the course was so poor, we were basically the only ones playing. After a couple holes, she was over it, ready to be done. I was annoyed because I warned her it was going to be a few hours and she still wanted to come. Read more »

You’re late for your date [M/F/Halloween/Ghost]

You’re late for your date

Her wrists were already quite tired, yet the witch diligently stirred the contents of the huge cauldron. The thick mass, which exuded the scent of love, sometimes rose in bubbles and burst apart. The released steam drew dewdrops from the upper part of the breasts protruding from the deep cleavage. The witch, who looked no older than twenty, sometimes took half a step back because the proximity of the stove felt too hot. But then she remembered the empty, dark room stretching behind her, and she began to get goosebumps again from the loneliness.

“I just have to hold on a little longer,” she thought to herself, raising and then lowering the giant wooden spoon. “This is the price when someone does not keep their promises, and has to work twice, not… a hundred times over, if one wants to finish what one started.”

She almost had to cry, especially when the cheerful children’s laughter from beyond the forest and the usual “trick or treat” exclamations increased her feeling of loneliness. She could only hope that her hands would not be too tired yet and would be suitable for other work too. She could not have guessed how much work a ghost’s genitalia needed to make it hard enough to pleasure a living and alive woman. Read more »

[FM] My girlfriend got dolled up extremely sexy for the derby and we had fun with it

This is probably too tame for this sub but what the heck. The Victoria Derby here in Melbourne was last weekend, and I had tickets for myself, my girlfriend, and her best friend. She told me she had an outfit picked out but wanted to surprise me. Cool, cool.

I show up outside her place to pick them up and before they come out she texts me “close your eyes while we get in.” Okay. I do so, and hear them both get in. Then she tells me, “no peeking til we get there.” Fun lol. I’m the chauffeur I guess. I start driving and they’re giggling and chatting in the back and I can’t see much in the mirror. About halfway there, I hear her phone take a selfie and a moment later my phone goes off. Were at an intersection so I look. It’s her selfie of course.

Well, she’s already very pretty but right now she looks flat-out incredible. All dolled up with just a little makeup, her hair (dirty blonde) looking amazing, and a wearing a snug, fitted black dress with lime green piping that hugs her body perfectly. It’s low cut but classy and her boobs look amazing. I’m glad the car was stopped when I looked, ha. Read more »