I text my husband from work to order sex [MF]

It was 10 am, and I was already done with this job for the day. How many more briefs would I have to file just so my client could have access to an easement that would allow him to use his own driveway? Such is the life of a real estate attorney I suppose.

As I stared out the window, I decided to text my husband, who was working in our home office ten miles away.

“Tonight?” the message read.

“??” He responded.

“Sex?” I replied.

“Who dis?” He responded. He was a bit shocked, I’m sure. I never mention sex while working. To say I am a bit of a workaholic is an understatement. From 8 to 5:30 each day, I’m way more consumed with work than sex. Make no mistake, I can throw down at night, but my sex brain only works at night. For whatever reason, though, things were a little different today.

“Seriously. Tonight?” I replied.

“What exactly do you want?” He asked.

I ate a woman out in less than an hour of knowing eachother [MF]

I originally made several posts about wanting to eat someone while home alone. I didn’t think it would happen but 5 hours later and I’m writing a success story. I’m single so I masturbate a lot so without any sensitivity or cum left I wanted to specifically eat someone, as I enjoy pleasing others. I go about my day doing a couple of chores when I check my phone and noticed a chat request. I think to myself “great another bot”. I accept the chat as I try not to get ahead of myself and she said she was looking to have her pussy eaten, which is great as I was looking to eat some. I scroll through her profile and to my surprise she has pictures uploaded and even a verification picture. She was a skinny Asian with small but cute perky tits and ass. I ask her asl and then for her snap. I add her right away and immediately ask to facetime. Didn’t think she was gonna go through it but to my surprise a very beautiful woman answered.

Good smoking session in car (M21F22) [MF]

Me (M21) and my girlfriend (F22) went to the mountain lookout point around 11 PM to celebrate my buying a new car. Our initial plan was will go to the lookout spot, smoke a joint and come back to our home and have good long sex. Normally in the lookout spot, there are a couple of cars coming and going now and then and there were people also walking Once we reached there, we realized it was very cold outside (10 degrees) and it was very windy which made the weather feel colder.

As we had driven an hour to get to the spot, we didn’t want to give up just because the weather was cold so we decided to smoke inside the car. We parked the car in between the two and the view from inside the car was magnificent. Not to mention, the parking lot was very dark as there were no lights except the city lights in front of us. I and my GF each took a joint and smoked inside the car. We took out sweet time smoking the joint and after 30minute the car had become a very dense hotbox and with every breath, we could feel we are inhaling more and more. I offered her whether she wants to go to the back seat and sit on my lap and talk with each other, and she replied with a happy smile and nodes yes. Little did she know I had something else in my mind.

I [M] 19, fucked a 24 yr old [F] I just met in a hostel and people definitely heard

Obligatory disclaimer: this happened a couple years ago whilst I was on my gap year backpacking(stereotypical I know).

My friend and I had arrived at our hostel in Bangkok, Thailand and were ready to get drinking and go out. We met these two nice German people, a guy and a girl (we’ll call her Erin), who were up for the same thing. So we all decided to get some cans, have a pre in the hostel and go out to a bar together.

We found out during the course of many drinking games, that they were not actually a couple as we initially thought. Which was lucky because she was so hot.

Around 5ft 4, blonde hair, blue eyes, really cute freckles and a slim figure, with these small ish perky tits that she clearly didn’t wear a bra over because her nipples were poking through her top all night. She also had lots of really nice jewellery like a few rings, ankle bracelets, a belly piercing etc which is a turn on for me. Not entirely sure why, but seeing a girl done up with nice jewellery and her nails painted just does something to me.

My boyfriend ate me out after I cheated on him and let another guy cum inside me [F]

 
I was at a friend’s birthday dinner and after dinner everyone went back to her house . My boyfriend at the time wasn’t there as he was at work till late so I was just chatting everyone up and one of the girls boyfriends that was there was super hot . We started talking in the kitchen while making a new drink and one thing led to another and we went out the back door of the house and he bent me over the table outside. His girlfriend was not even  20 feet away inside the house while he came inside me.  I pulled back up my shorts and we went back inside and joined the party again .

After an hour or so I went home cause my boyfriend was going to be home from work and I knew would want me home . Well the first thing he did when I got home was picked me up and put me on the kitchen table,  spread my legs and started eating me out before I could even say a word . So I just let him eat me out while I knew another girls boyfriend had just cam in me .

My shared Valentine [MFM]

This happened back in college when I was 21, and this girl I had a crush on (19) texted me to come over her place.

She had a boyfriend for about two years and he hated me, because it probably was obvious how much I was crushing on her. Well turns out he dumped her, and in her heartbreak she texted a bunch of guys to see who would show up for some rebound sex. I came over right away but later that night another guy also did show up. After a couple drinks and heavy teasing, we all decided to go for it and have a threesome. It was one of the most anxious and horny I have ever been.

This was actually a week before Valentines, I was single that year, and she was really bummed about being heartbroken on Valentine’s. While we were laying and cuddling after sex, I asked if I could take her out to dinner for Valentines. Her eyes lit up, she was so happy! She confessed she had a big crush on me too!

Wanking off a stranger DURING my friend’s wedding (30f) [FM]

I was 22 and in my first year of freedom from university. Precisely at the stage wherein the more casual of friends you’ve spent the previous three years with start drifting away, and you focus on the ‘core group’ of people you want to keep in your life. It’s also the year when the incredibly over-eager couples who somehow managed to remain together over those three years inexplicably all decide to get married.

I already attended two weddings that year. By the time the third and final wedding came around it was already widely known that the first was already close to ending. As such I was suitably jaded and happy to attend simply out of loyalty to a friend I’d probably not see again until someone suggested a reunion in twenty years time, principally for the food and opportunity to consume vast amounts of alcohol.

Weddings are always sexually charged events for singletons. There’s a sense that anyone available is just waiting for the formality of the early day to be over so you can start making your selections come the evening party. You’ve just got to get through the tedium of the ‘magical day’ first.

I fucked a married mom of a terrible student, and I’m absolutely happy! I hate the student with a passion [MF]

I’m [33M] in charge of the early college program at the high school I work at, I also teach students in this program as well. This student, we’ll call Andrew, is a little shit. Hate the fucking kid, thinks he’s all that and he’s one of those punks that likes to pick on those kids that play halo on the computers here. I’ve seen this kid dump a milk carton on a poor little girl with down syndrome, I believe this should categorize this kid as a total asshole. And he’s only 15, what an damn embarrassment. I understand teens can be dumb, but there’s times when you see a student and you just hate them with all your heart.

I apologize if this makes me seem like a bad teacher for talking crap, I’m not – I love teaching! I care about my students, I love them all. I started the LGBT program here, started a club that helps girls overcome trauma they’ve experienced or have been raped, I set up events for children with down syndrome to play and meet one another – I fucking love my job! But it’s students like Andrew, that really give me a headache. Overall, he’s a terrible kid and I always smile when cops tackle him during a fight.

[MFF] Wife’s Best Friend

I love my wife, we have been together for 11 years, but she just doesn’t scratch that itch that needs scratched when it comes to sex. She is very modest when it comes to sex and sexual appeal. Now her friend is the exact opposite. She loves to flaunt what she has. The biggest issue is, I met my now wife when I was hooking up with her wild friend. So now fast forward 11 years and we hangout with woman every weekend. The more we are together the more that sexual tension builds. Like I said I love my wife and would never do anything to hurt her but her best friend is driving me wild to the point I may do something bad. Her friend is very touchy with me in front of my wife, and my wife never says a word.

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!!

[FF] 18 – turns out im bi

Me and my friend Elsa are having a quiet girls’ night — drinking wine, eating chocolate and watching a movie. We like hanging out and chatting (well, gossiping, i’d have to admit) and after a while we’re snuggled on the couch in comfy leggings with my feet up.

“I like this wine,” i say, taking another sip of Prosecco. Then i giggle. “These bubbles are tickling my nose.”

“You’re so cute,” says Elsa, in an offhand manner that makes it sound like it’s just an observation.

“So what movie did you get?”

Elsa reaches for the remote. “I thought I’d try something different tonight. I thought maybe you’d like it.”

“Oooh, I’m intrigued,” i laugh.

Elsa hesitates for a moment, gives you a strange look, then takes a deep breath. “Okay, then.” She presses play on the remote.

You watch for a few minutes. After a while, i feel compelled to mention, “Elsa, is this one of those ‘so bad it’s funny’ movies? Because these two chicks can’t act for shit.”

“It gets better, trust me.”

“Okay, because I don’t think I’m drunk enough to appreciate it yet.”