Men lose their shit when I’m in a suit [FM]

Idk man, I’ve been unpacking this for years.

Part of this I suspect is simply the novelty of ME in a suit. I fit squarely into bisexual stereotypes in that I’m generally in ripped jeans and a band tee. Hoodies are my best friend and I want to be buried in sneakers. I’ll get dressed up if we’re going out, but I am not a casually cute human when it comes to clothing. I’m a bit grunge.

All that is to say, when I’m in work clothes, I’m simply more dressed up than my partners are accustomed to. That’s usually when I do my full hair and make up, put on heels… and wear a damn form/fitting suit.

My first adult internship was this summer job I got overseas. We were in a country where I generally had to wear very, very conservative clothes that covered my arms and were loose fitting. I met a dude who fucked me silly for those few months. The first time I came out in a pencil skirt and button down shirt, he lost his shit.

When My Wife Fucked My Sister [FF]

I don’t know how my older sister, Michelle, discovered church but I remember when. She was in her late teens when she started coming home and talking about rules in the Bible. It was strange, our family had always been extremely liberal. We tried to be tolerant at first.

Time went by and she went further and further into the church. She never became hateful, but the church she went to was one of the fire and brimstone places that had very strong words about same sex relationships. That was especially hard on Anne, my wife, who was openly bisexual. But still, out of all the family it was Anne that tried to keep the lines of communication open.

Michelle got engaged to a man from the church, a youth pastor, and invited Anne to the Bachelorette party. It wasn’t going to be a wild night of debauchery. It was going to be a retreat at some church camp in the woods. Anne reluctantly agreed to go. It was everything she expected, an old and slightly run down church with a little residence behind it, in the forest, near the base of the mountains.

[FM] I jerked my man off to another women on Reddit and I’m tempted to message her

My man and I are very secure and we love browsing porn together. It doesn’t mean I desire him any less, and vice versa. In reality, there are so many hot couples and amateur solo contributors to enjoy.

We browse our following page together for 5 mins or so on Reddit and we’ll highlight our top 2-3 favourites. Then narrow it down to a favourite and the piece of material that he’ll cum to.

Yesterday, he chose a clip by an individual on ‘deepthroat’. I saw this as a challenge and dirty talked to him as he enjoyed the view on a loop on his iPad.

I told him he’d have a drenched chest from his cum, however, last minute, I did my best to deep throat like the clip. I can’t say I quite nailed it as much as the pro cock magician did. Either way, he came ever so hard.

I’m very tempted to message the woman on here to say. I’d hope she’d take it as a compliment.

[MF] My GFs sisters Calvin Klein thong was too tempting.

I (M23) live with my GF (F20) at her mum and step dad’s house along with her one of her older sisters (F23). Her sister is incredibly sexy and fits the stereotype of the perfect girl, she is slim with big boobs and a perfect ass. She regularly walks around the house in her underwear and doesn’t seem to care who sees.

One night when I woke up I went to the kitchen for a drink and in front of the washing machine her washing basket sat with one of her white Calvin Klein thongs on top. As soon as I saw it I knew I had to smell what her perfect body smelt like, I could see the crotch was stained with her wetness and it felt slightly damp to touch. I held the crotch of her thong to my nose and inhaled the incredible smell of her pussy. It was like being in heaven and she smelt amazing.

Her BF does not see her very often and he had not been around for sometime so I felt like I could be almost certain that the wet patch in her thong was the result of her masturbating just before she threw the thong in to be washed.

[FM] Fucked her while wearing a cock ring for the first time (Part 2/2)

Part 1 left off with me ready to fuck her from behind.

She hopped up and knelt on the couch, facing the window, and she held on to the back of the couch, wiggling her ass at me in anticipation. I grabbed my cock and guided it into her pussy. FUCK that pussy is magic and feels good from behind. The problem with doggy is, as quickly as it makes her cum, it makes me want to cum even quicker. I need to be careful here and pay close attention to what my cock is telling me- if I slip over the edge and cum too quick, she’ll throw a bratty fit and the sex will be ruined. Luckily, my balls being pinched off by the ring seems to help with the control, but at this point I still feel like I’m ready to explode.

She starts throwing it back on my cock, nice and slow, as I reach around and find her clit with my hand. This is the formula. Hit it from behind while touching her clit, and she will cum So. Fucking. Hard.

[FM] Fucked her while wearing a cock ring for the first time (Part 1/2)

I got this cock ring on Amazon a couple weeks ago. It’s black silicone and rings the base of my cock but also has a ring to cinch around the balls. It can be a bit awkward to get it on in the moment so while she was watching TV I hopped a shower and soaped up my cock and slid it on, got everything situated just right. I could immediately feel my cock wanting to swell so I gave it a few pumps with my soapy hand and watched it get fat, but not hard so much. I dried off and threw on some sweat shorts with no underwear and headed to the living room.

Yesterday was a long day of work and then more work at home, working on projects, and at this point it was after 11pm. As I came into the room she started talking about conversations she had with girlfriends, or something. I don’t even know. I cut her off and said “I don’t really give a shit about any of that right now” and as I stood in front of her I dropped my shorts to show her my fat cock, my package basically harnessed in this double action cock ring. Her eyes grew wide “whoa, it looks…. Angry”

I was awakened by the gentle tongue of a girl I didn’t know [FM]

This story happened to me when I was high school. We were always having great parties and lots of sex. Most of the time our parties were over by morning and we would go to sleep wherever we had to. There were a lot of new people and especially girls at the party that day.

My boyfriend and I had a good hang and already in the early morning we found a free couch and went to sleep a bit. I woke up very horny and realized that my legs were spread and I could feel a gentle and warm tongue diligently licking me. It felt really good.

My boyfriend often woke me up like that, but when I turned my head I saw that my he was sleeping against me and someone else was licking me. It was still dark and I just pretended that I still sleep. It was definitely a girl I didn’t know. She just pulled my panties aside and gently licked my pussy.

[MF] My Landlord

Back in the day 34 year old me had to move out of his old place. The reason for it: A very messy and painful breakup. Me and my former girlfriend couldn’t stand each other’s presence anymore. It was enough. She told me that I was the one moving out of our flat. I gave in, but I asked her for some time. Time to find a new place to be. She was reasonable, very reasonable regarding the state our relationship was in. She gave me two months to find a new place to call home.

After our conversation was over I immediately turned on my computer to find a new, suitable, and affordable place for me and my belongings. My first impression was everything but a good one: Rents in my town were through the roof. But well, I had to find something. Because sharing the room with your ex girlfriend is no fun at all.

The following days and weeks I contacted everyone – or their real estate agents – that were renting out a place that I could afford. No matter where it was in town. No matter if I liked the pictures of it or not. But I had no luck. The places were either total run down shit holes or I was too slow and they rented it out to anyone else.

[FM] The night hubby got sloppy seconds.

Hubby and I decided one night how much fun it would be for me to pick up another guy. So out we went. I put on this really tight and sexy red dress with matching lacy red underwear and bright red lipstick. I was on the prowl. We went to one bar where I didn’t find much of a selection and so I split off from Hubby, he went to one bar, I went to another. There I met this guy, let’s call him Adam. Adam was tall with anice kept beard on the shorter side. He had these piercing blue eyes that were striking against his sun kissed skin and blonde hair. He was handsome. So I took my shot.

Li[f]e i[m]mitating art

The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976) is my favorite porn film of all time, and, not surprisingly, Constance Money (who played Misty) is my favorite porn actress. I first saw the film in the late-nineties.

I was struck by a very brief but highly erotic scene in which Constance Money blows and fucks a gay art gallery owner played by Cal Culver. The scene was decidedly un-PC – aside from the storyline which sets up the fact that the gallery owner is homosexual, the character speaks in an effeminate manner, wears a woman’s silk robe/kaftan, and is made-up with eye shadow and lipstick!

Still, the gallery owner gladly accepts a BJ from the nubile Misty. (Fellow admirers of this film will recall “Ripe Mango, take two,” as the catch phrase of this scene.) With rumbling percussions and electric guitar up with a swell, Constance Money deftly inserts the gallery owner’s erection into her hungry, blond-bushed pussy. Her salmon pink labia minora are beautifully flared around his shaft. Cal Culver is literally a minute man. From Constance’s first plunge to his pull-out cumshot, exactly 60 seconds elapse. I should clarify that Culver’s wasn’t a perfect pull-out as you see a dollop of ejaculate drop out of Constance’s pussy right as he withdraws!