Sometimes nice guys finish first… Or at least get to finish [FM]

Oh this sweet man. I still adore him.

So it’s kind of a long story why, but I’m barred in two places (as an attorney). They don’t have reciprocity so I had to travel out of state to take the second bar.

*Damn y’all! Can I write a sexy opening or what? Are you rock hard yet?*

So I was horribly broke at the time. I had had exactly four big girl paychecks then and was deeply in depth from my summer of studying. So I stayed at an AirBNB where I rented a room in a house with five dudes.

The first two days I completely ignored them. They were kind of annoying and I assumed younger than me (turns out they were all older). They did A LOT of cocaine and made a couple of comments about me when they thought I was out of earshot.

After I finished my exam, I honestly didn’t know anyone in the state so when they asked if I wanted a drink with them I accepted.

You learn a lot about people when they assume you’re not as smart as them.

[MF] A night to remember on the high seas.

me lurker, first-time contributor you could say, but reading the adventures of others on here makes me want to toss my hat in the ring. I’ve never really been much of a lothario. Long-term singledom, or long-term relationship seemed to be my wheelhouse, so when I was in a dry spell to rival the Sahara, a good friend of mine convinced me to go on a cruise with him. It took some convincing, but at the very least I’d see some cool places if debauchery on the high seas fizzed out.

I won’t go into detail about the cruise line or the itinerary other than to say that the Mediterranean is fabulous at most times of the year, but it was a colossal ship, a floating city really. Decks and decks of cabins, bars, and restaurants. You name it, they had it. I swear there was an ice sculpture somewhere near the laser tag and you could probably request someone to write a sonnet in your honour if you paid enough.

[MF] Fucking Beauty

Names changed obviously. The intro is pretty long but important to the sex. There will be more about adventures with this person, too. If you like it, that is.

I almost married the most objectively beautiful woman I, or anyone around me, has ever met. Allie had the face and poise of prime 1980s Isabella Rossellini, the body of Scarlett Johansson during her Black Widow gigs, and the libido of Sasha Grey. She was an adrenaline junkie who was equally adventurous, curious, cultured and smart. All of this was wrapped with an aura of sensuality that mesmerized those that encountered her. It changed my life.

She always wanted to be recognized as the smartest person in the room instead of the most beautiful. This also happened to be her greatest flaw. Although smart, she wasn’t even the smartest person in her own home, and her incessant, relentless attempts to gain intellectual superiority over all others made her unlikeable by most who engaged with her. Although, she didn’t care.

During our three-year relationship, which ended in a broken engagement, she alienated all but only a couple of my friends, she barely had any friends of her own, and she didn’t notice.

I [24M]was seduced by a [21F] Muslim girl from a strict family for some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had [MF]

To preface this was from a few years ago. For context she was slim with about 5’5 with beautiful brown skin, curly hair and large breasts for her frame. I am 6’2, fair skinned and slim with short brown hair and a beard.

We met on bumble and after a bit of flirting she asked me what I wanted and then told me straight up that she wanted me “to fuck” her. I’d never had a someone be so forward on a dating app, and it quickly escalated to her asking me for pictures of my dick and telling me I had a beautiful cock that she wanted to “lick it like an ice cream cone” (a phrase which has stuck with me ever since).

We sexted for a few weeks before deciding to get an Airbnb near her university where we could finally meet in person. I had just started working my first corporate job and was living with my parents while I saved and she was still living in a strict Muslim household so we agreed that I would book an Airbnb and she would tell her parents she was staying with a friend to study for exams together.

Slutty Halloween [FM]

One of my favorite times of year approaches. Halloween. In honor of this approaching holiday let me tease you with a story of something that transpired just a few years ago.

I was all dressed up as Slutty Black Swan. How appropriate for the nights events, when I arrived to a party it was already in full swing so it was time for me to catch up. A few shots and shotguns later I was feeling VERY confident in my outfit. I wore a black velvet and lace top with a black tutu and fishnets. I looked very sexy if I do say so myself. As I scanned the crowd I noticed a sexy fireman standing around and so, in typical black swan fashion, I walked right up to him, placed my hand on his thigh, got on my tiptoes and whispered for him to follow me.

[MF] I’ve cum on her chest several times now…

I’ve been feeling a little down lately and, quite frankly, a little lonely. I tried apps, but just couldn’t break through the noise, I guess. So, I decided to hit up the local bar scene and go old fashioned. Most of the bars are sausage fests, so I won’t bore you with the failures. The money bar was a metal bar.

Now, I didn’t know it was a metal bar until I rolled in. By then it was too late. Just your average Joe, in a t-shirt and jeans, standing out in the sea of black leather. I decided “what the hell” and sat and got a whiskey triple with a beer back. As I sat and got well and drunk and apparently it was a live music night. They sent around this girl with dark lipstick let everyone know the show was about to start. She was flanked by a bouncer.

The crowd pushed towards the stage. More people showed up. Finally, the band came on, and the lights went down. I was good and toasty so I joined up with the crowd. Fist in the air. Head nodding. I was near a group of obvious friends, somewhat near my age. My eyes kept darting towards them. Mostly because of the woman with the huge chest.

Fuck buddy made me wear a butt plug to the gym [FM]

My fuck buddy (26M) and I (26F) have been experimenting with anal lately. We haven’t done the deed yet fully however he’s been using butt plugs on me to stretch me out so I can get ready. I’m not gonna lie, the double penetration during sex feels extremely good as well.

We were fucking before heading to the gym today and right when i wanted to take it out after we were done he said to keep it in. At first I opposed the idea because there’s no way I’m going in public with this inside me and definitely not in leggings where people might be able to see it. He came up behind me suddenly and stuck his fingers into my mouth then started to rub my clit whispering in my ear that I’m his and I’ll do whatever he tells me to do. I was so turned on by this that I forgot why I was even arguing.

[F] (26) Can’t stop thinking about an encounter I had on holiday

I was on holiday in Turkey earlier in the year and I had an evening which I’ve thought about every single day since. My boyfriend and I had a normal enough day walking around doing tourist stuff, as is normal on holiday. He must have eaten something sketchy at lunch because he felt terrible in the afternoon and we had to go back to the hotel. He started throwing up etc and I was disappointed because we’d planned to go out on the town that evening.

He said he needed to rest, so I said I’d stay at the hotel and go down to the bar for a drink and to try to enjoy the shitty entertainment they put on for the evening. I was sitting alone and I had taken a book to the bar incase I got bored.

After sitting listening to drunk people do karaoke for about half an hour, I noticed 3 guys sitting like 3 tables to the side of me. One of them caught my eye and he was fucking gorgeous. He had shoulder length curly hair, deep brown eyes and really broad shoulders. He smiled at me with perfect teeth and I smiled back, assuming that was that.

[MFF] Had half a threesome 8 hours after a breakup in college

Sophomore year of college I had a great girlfriend but she lived 2 hours away. We made it work that entire year and I was super in love with her. The summer after our sophomore year I started to realize that my rugby schedule would make seeing each other throughout the next year near to impossible. While I went to start my preseason we stayed together but soon it was obvious that the time had come. It was a Sunday before school started that I called her and ended things. I was heart broken and stayed in my room for 2 hours upset. Then my roommate came in with a 12 pack of PBR and said it’s Sunday Funday time to man up. Nuff said.

We start partying that day with our teammates, friends, and neighbors. At some point we were at our neighbors place and I started talking to an insanely gorgeous volleyball player. I Invited her to my apartment to show her around. I gave her a tour of the entire place ending in my room. As soon as I close the door we start going at it. We start by aggressively undressing each other, I go down on her a bit and she returns the favor. I put on a condom and we start fucking. We go at it for probably 45 minutes before we realize I’m not gonna cum. We take the condom off and she stares at me with intense eyes and starts blowing me. That’s when we hear a knock at the door.

[MF] Our first proper threesome

I say “proper” as this was the first time we both went all the way with another woman, but we’d had other experiences beforehand.

We’d been searching online for ages for a woman we could both enjoy. We got chatting to someone who seemed up for it (I’ll call her M for anonymities sake) it was going to be her first time with another woman and she was a bit nervous, so we agreed to a cam session before making plans to meet.
She got so horny watching us fuck as she played with herself that she asked us to visit straight away. The only issue is that she lived just over a 2 hour drive away and it was already almost 9pm.
So we got in the car and drove down anyway, Helen had her fingers inside her almost the whole way there.

When we got there it was straight to the bedroom. Almost no small talk, we were far too horny for that. She kissed Helen, and Helen responded by sliding her hand between M’s legs. Helen then pulled M’s top off and lifted her skirt. She wasn’t wearing underwear.