A few years after we graduated college, a few of us went back one weekend to for a little reunion. A couple of us decided to share a hotel room for the weekend. It would be me, our friend Hailey, my college teammate Mike and his new girlfriend Jordan, who we hadn’t met.
Jordan became a bit of a running joke while we were out because after we met her, we couldn’t believe Mike had been able to land someone like her. She was grievous, funny, everything.
After a long night out, we were back in the hotel and getting ready to get in bed. I was sharing a bed with Hailey while Mike and Jordan were in the other. Hailey had always been a bit loud, outgoing, and flirty and she was the one giving Mike the most shit about Jordan all night. That continued back at the hotel.
We were all laying in bed and making jokes and Hailey said something along the lines of “are you two going to fuck tonight? Because if you don’t do it, Mike, I’m going to have to.”