I got an amazing blowjob from a hot milf last week for fitting a washing machine!

I was work as an electrician and was on a job in that heatwave we had over here in England last week, my friend who owns a load of property called me as one of his tenants had a washing machine delivered and it needed fitting, he was working down south an knew I was in the rough area so asked if I could do him a favour and fit it. I agreed an he passed my number to Amy his tenant.She called an I arranged to pop round at lunch time to fit it for her.

I knock on the house around midday an it's so hot I'm melting on the doorstep. The door opens and this really fit woman greats me in a pair of tiny denim shorts that barely concealed her pert ass an a skimpy bikini top that her tits were dying to fall out of. Amy is about 22 years old with dyed red hair a cracking body and really ice blue eyes. I made a cheeky comment about her greeting everyone at the door dressed like that an that the postie must love to deliver here. She laughed it off as she invited me in a made me a cold drink while I pulled out the old washer and threw the new one in. Was not fun dragging that thing into my van in the heat!

Late Night Same Room Fuck MFMF

Late one Saturday night I was at my friend Josh's studio apartment hanging out. His girlfriend Amy and her friend and his ex Jess came over. I always thought Jess was hot, Josh told me he'd be OK if anything happened with us. They were broken up for about 6 months. Jess had long black hair, fair skin, freckles, curvy, d-cups, a nice big ass. A contrast from his new girlfriend, Amy, very skinny, tall, blond, b cups. We all watched some movies, drank more than a bit. Jess and I talked a lot, very flirty, good chemistry, we always had a bit before. She seemed a bit put off by all the PDA from Josh and Amy's new relationship. Funny thing though was she was guilty of the same thing, jealous streak! I did tell her that I thought she was nicer than Amy… told her that I prefer my women like her, a bit thicker, she seemed very happy about that. It was about 1am and Josh said they were tired so they were going to bed and we could use the large sofa to stay up. So, lights out on the bed part of the studio, TV still lighting the room, everyone gets down to shirts and underwear. Amy and Josh go to the other side of the room/studio and get into bed, it was in a small part of the room just behind the left side of the TV. I see Jess undress to her tank top and red panties that cover her huge ass for her size, did my best to hide my hard on as she layed down on the opposite end of the couch. Off to watch some late night TV.

Prostitution, and the art of marketing to the XXXXL customer.

During my time as a prostitute (I don’t like the term escort for various reason), the agency I worked for had a certain number of high value ‘clients’. Many of these clients were loyal to the agency but a few were loyal to specific women, so when those women left the agency, retaining the client was something that could be difficult. However the agency always very focused on having a small client base, always went to extreme lengths go get them back.

Freebie’s are not usually a big marketing tool for most escort agencies. However if the agency knew a client had the capability to pay, then they’d sometimes consider it.

The departure of one particular girl from the agency left several regulars to be hoovered up by the other girls. One man however wasn’t for hoovering, let’s call him Harry and he was a league by himself.

As a prostitute you learn early on, how to handle the morbidly obese, and Harry was almost into disability territory he was so fat. I’d first met him about 3 months previously, when he’d booked a threesome with his regular girl and me.

Not really sure if bi/gay stories are accepted here. Anyway, [m]y first ti[m]e with my best friend.

I'm currently having a little trouble getting to sleep so I thought that I might type up my story about me and my best friend. And as a disclaimer, please, if you're not into gay/bi stuff, just turn around now.

My friend and I have always been real close to each other. Best friends since we met each other in 4th grade and that is still so going into our second year of college. Stan and I also go to the same university. We've always kinda been like brothers in that manner; one following the other in one way or another. Neither one of us is openly gay and I don't consider us to be so either. I believe we are both straight guys but some may think otherwise after hearing our experiences. Stan has, or had, a girlfriend for close to 4 years. They split up just before college started (this will come into play later). Myself, have not had a girlfriend but the interest is there but I've never really thought it as a pressing issue. I guess I should also add that Stan is a few inches taller than me at 5'10. We both have a similar, lean build. I'm a little more stalky.

[M/F] I fucked my step mom’s friend and it was amazing!!

Finally, after all my patience with this beautiful woman, I've done it with my step mom's friend, who we'll call Steph.

To start, Steph has been very flirty with me since we've met when I was 16. She always hugs me and calls me cutie, etc. It used to make me uncomfortable but eventually I realized, holy shit this woman is incredibly sexy. Steph is blonde and fairly short (5'3" give or take). She has nice C cups and a nice round ass for a white girl. She's had two kids (and she's only 27) and still looks amazing, which made her even hotter in my eyes. I've never pursued anything and always just left the flirting there, but at this point it was my graduation party, and I'll soon be moving 4 hours away. So I pursued…

During my graduation party, we were sent to the store (which happens frequently during parties, she always volunteers to make quick runs to the store for my parents and I'm asked to go along with her) and on the way I had been thinking intently and nervously about how this could be my last chance to at least pursue something with her, and I finally got to it. I figured that if anything is gonna happen, it'll happen now. So before we went into the store I asked Steph to wait to go inside cause I had to tell her something. So I told her what I was thinking.

[M]aking a New [F]riend Cum

This is the first of (hopefully) several stories. Sorry in advance if it's too long, I'm not quite sure how the type translates to the page. Just in case, I've separated the background from the fun with some asterisks.

A little about myself: I'm a single 31-year old male, 6'2", 190 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, and, unlike most redditors who claim 8" penises, I'll own up to my 6 inches…

I first met Nancy at my friend's graduation shindig. He had just finished grad school and Nancy, a friend of his, taught History at a local high school. She was gorgeous. My first guess was that she was of Hispanic descent, in her late 20s, 5'3", 120lbs, with an amazing rack (C cups), and an ass to match. Think Christina Aguilera from Burlesque (shitty movie, I know) with dark hair and a few more pounds. As it turns out, most of my guesses except for her age – she was also 31 – were correct.

[F]ucking [m]y newly graduated TA

I’m a PhD student at a university, where I also teach classes as an adjunct to freshmen and sophomores. Elizabeth was a senior who I had previously taught and got along very well with. She ran cross country for the college, but had gotten hurt and wouldn’t be able to compete for her senior season. Since she would have extra time on her hands, she approached me about being my TA. While my university doesn’t have formal undergraduate TAs, many departments allow undergrads to apply as a student worker and assign them to professors who ask for an additional TA, or a grad student lecturer who wouldn’t normally get one. I helped Elizabeth navigate this process and she ended up being my TA for the semester.

As a former varsity track athlete, Elizabeth kept herself in amazing shape. She was about 5’5 with dirty blonde hair and brown eyes. Her body was obviously one of a runner—with muscular legs, a tight butt, a flat stomach and small breasts, it was easy for any guy to be attracted to her. While she was a student and again while she was my TA we would flirt back and forth, but nothing ever happened. Despite finding her crazy attractive (and smart!), I have a weird personal sense of ethics and wouldn’t touch an undergrad student, especially one I taught/supervised. Lucky for me, though, Elizabeth was graduating…

My married friend comes to visit (m/f)

So…I went through a phase. Not necessarily a preference, mind you, but more of just how these sort of things worked out. I don't seek affairs, but I think it has to do with the fact that when I find out a woman is married, I become relaxed, like I don't have to worry about trying to impress someone. Confidence increases.

I moved to New York for work and ended up in a pre-war building in the Upper West Side. Not exactly a single guy's paradise, but I quickly found out that the fact that I was tall, single, and lived by myself was enough to secure dates. Another unexpected bonus was that I saw more friends from home in that one short year than I ever did before I moved. Again, the whole free apartment thing.

That's how I ended up hosting Suz and her mom. The two of them wanted to experience New York, but didn't want to pay for the hotel. Could I host them? In addition to being bubbly and extremely cool, Suz was a knockout. Slim, brunette, with blue eyes. Tall, too. She told me that it would be just her and her mom, as she wanted the weekend away from her husband (soon to be divorced).

[F/M] Cute Canadian girl gets her “English lesson” with British boy

Hi Redditors, I'm a little nervous to post this but my good friend says you're a fun group of people and you'd love to hear my story so here goes. If it's good, I'll put something together again about my steamy encounters with this guy :)

It’s always exciting to see the person who makes your heart beat a little faster and gets your panties soaking wet with just a bit of French kissing. Now imagine not seeing him for four months and not having sex during those four months and then getting a weekend alone with him.

I’m Canadian, 5’2, 110 pounds, with long brown hair and as my guy friend who encouraged me to write this describes as “smoking hot.” I’m modest, but he wants the Redditors to know my face is also pretty nice to look at. :P The guy I’m in lust with? He’s British, dark brown hair, icy blue eyes and, to me, he’s soooo fucking good looking. I can’t control myself around him.