Banging on bud with /u/highavailability: my version

I thought it might be fun to share this experience from my POV too. /u/highavailability did a beautiful job of describing the acquisition and usage mishaps here so I’m gonna skip straight to the sexy stuff.

It should be noted that, as a general rule, substances aren’t my thing. Within the past 10 years, I’ve had exactly 5 alcoholic beverages and no other mind-altering drugs, so to say that my tolerance is low would be an understatement. So tldr: I was high out of my fucking mind.

We did our smoking on an enclosed balcony but then relocated to a cabana on the beach to listen to the waves and look at the stars. It was the most bizarre sensation b/c my body felt totally numb yet all the mental sensations seemed to be intensified. I thought HA was almost asleep when I rolled towards him and ran my hand up his thigh, but I realized I was wrong when I got to his rock hard cock. In my hazy state, I wasn’t particularly smooth but rather just told him that I needed his dick inside of me…now. We were somehow lucid enough to go inside to the bedroom rather than fucking right there on the beach. I’d like to say it was because we had the decency to spare the nighttime security guy, but the reality is that sand and sex are a terrible combination.

My(31) second date with my FWB(35)

The Second Date

I was sitting in a hotel room alone. Waiting. Knots in my stomach and self-doubt running rampant. "Will she show up?" The knock at the door didn't didn't make me feel better. I open the door and there she is. She greets me with a "Hey" and a hug and kiss.

Even though we've already fucked once, I'm still nervous. So we sit on opposite beds and make small talk, our travel blah blah blah. She can tell that I am nervous again, I'm sure. Earlier in the week I mentioned taking a shower and she was going to join me. She asks "Are you taking a shower?" "Umm, maybe later…". "Ok, i'm going to go freshen up". She heads to the bathroom and I'm feeling ill, this is actually happening. For some reason I'm not counting last week, this is the first real time i'm going to be having sex with someone who isn't my wife. The last message from my wife is simply "Have fun, I love you".

The man I’ll never have returns…

I got bold and changed my look last weekend. I cut my hair short, learned how to apply that thick cat-eye liner and bold lipstick. I decided to wear something attention-catching for Monday morning. I knew you’d be here; you’re always here. I chose a respectable-enough dress, tight to get attention while not revealing too much skin, and my best pair of black leather heels. I came in before you and got settled in my office, appearing to be busy at work as you walked through the door. I was merely busy thinking of your reaction. I waited patiently in my office for you to come around.

I said hello to my boss, and hi to everyone else who walked by my open door, but you didn’t come by. I had to get my real work started, so I went to find my boss and chat about what she needed for the meeting. On my way back to the room to deliver her reports, you were exiting and saw me in the hallway. I saw your glance start at my high-heeled feet and stop dead. You kept your eyes to the floor and practically burned a hole in the carpet as we passed. “Hey…” you said quietly as you pressed close to the opposite wall. “Hi,” I said with a smirk on my face.

Quick and fun with unexpected results

This is just a short account of a interesting experience we had:

We had agreed to meet a someone from our local swingers website for coffee …you know the usual meet and greet scenario.

We arrived at the shopping center a little early and found a parking bay in the underground lot. Given that we had some time I thought I would try and get her engine revved up a little.

Leaning across I kissed her softly , nibbling on her neck , two things that give her chills and goosebumps but also make her more than a little damp .

Naturally my hands were not idle one was lifting her skirt caressing her inner thigh teasing her pussy ….she loves soft and gentle,and soon her kisses became more passionate and her legs opened just a little wider.

That was an offer i wasn't going to refuse and breaking off the kiss I dropped my head to her lap and began to tease her clit with my tongue whilst at the same time using a finger or two just at the entrance …to say she was aroused would be an understatement . I glanced up and had to laugh as she struggled to keep an eye open for people walking back to their cars and her desire to close them and cum. Suffice to say eventually gave up put her head back and let nature take its course.

A couch story (MF)

I have a great couch. It cost a lot of money, and is part of a large home theater area in my condo. This is the first of some stories from this couch that I will post here. If it goes well, I will post more. I met Sonya through a class we took together at an adult education center. She was in her late 30's, I was a tad older. We had gone for coffee a few times after an evening class. Had a few long discussions about our divorces and the asshats we had married, and now were through with. It was clear to her that I had been successfully dating a few women since my break up. It was clear to me that she had endured 2 sexless years at the end of her marriage, and now had suffered 2 additional years of chastity before we met. She had not worked up the courage to go on a date yet, after a decade with the same man. She may not have noticed that she was stunning, a real beauty, and in excellent shape from a fairly fierce workout schedule that she told me about in detail. So I asked her out.

Two; or, the prequel to a threesome. [MF] [second person] I may be persuaded to include pictures.

I waited for you in the restaurant; sure, I was early, but you were also late. I wore a navy blue dress and thigh-high brown boots. Dinner was awkward. I was shy, you seemed nervous. We chatted, getting to know each other. The details weren’t very significant—we talked about work and school and the restaurant. I barely remember them now, which does make me somewhat sad.

We drove to the hotel and stood around somewhat awkwardly again. Finally, we agreed it was time for me to change. I disappeared into the bathroom and quickly slipped into a lacy black bra, pink lacy underwear, and my skintight, black dress (the one that’s too short and too low-cut for me to wear in public—if it were one or the other, I could get away with it). I looked in the mirror, fluffed my hair a little, adjusted my bra so my breasts were just starting to pop out of the v in the otherwise round neckline of my dress. I stepped into my nude heels, took a breath, and opened the bathroom door. I left my hand on the door frame and took a step out, leaning my torso ahead of my legs. I shyly stepped the rest of the way into the room. You turned and stared at me while I stood, one leg extended slightly behind me, toes against the floor, heel swaying in the air. My hand is still on the door, the other hanging by my side.

“…What do you mean you’ve ‘never really done it’?…”

Previous story of my fun with Kelly

The brownies were delicious, maybe the best I've tasted. I fully realize that I might have been biased at the time. After having too many of them with a big glass of milk we laid naked on her bed watching tv and snuggling and fell asleep, our shared body heat keeping us nicely warm. I especially remember the smell of her hair, the way she wiggled into me to get comfortable as we lay spooning, until finally our breathing synchronized. She fell asleep before me, her hand in mine.

The next morning I was woken up with a very warm and wet sensation on my cock. I pretended to be asleep for a little longer just to enjoy it. "faker, I know you're awake. Get up, I want this in me again" She has a way with words. I grunt and stretch, gently tugged on her hair and pulled her up to me for a kiss. While making out she crawled on top and slid my already hard cock in with ease. She was already so wet, probably from playing with her pretty pussy while sucking my cock.

Halloween in Wonderland (F/M)

Halloween always offers a good excuse for me to go out dressed up in cosplay, but on the downside it always comes soon after a major convention that I go to so I usually don't have the time or money to spend on doing anything spectacular, and haven't even bothered at all in recent years. However, this time around a number of my friends were insistent upon a night out, and feeling uninspired and a little lazy I decided that the most fitting thing I had to wear was my Alice in Wonderland outfit which I hadn't worn in quite a while. So, come Halloween evening I pulled on the blue and white dress and white thigh-high stockings with lace tops that allowed just a little flesh to show between their tops and the bottom of the dress.

All prepared, I headed off – first to a friend's house, then onwards to a nearby club. I didn't expect to get much attention given some of the far more revealing outfits on show all around, but I did get plenty of shouted comments over the blaring music, mostly asking whether I was as innocent as I looked. To start with I simply smiled at these questions, but as the alcohol flowed my responses got a little braver – a "maybe not" here, a grin and a wink there, and to be honest the attention was getting me a little excited.

[x-post from /r/hastories] Bud and banging in Belize with /u/xxx_highavailability

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Note: This story has some background for some really good sexytime. If you already have your cock white knuckled in your hands or you have been rubbing the bean in slow circles you might want to scroll down to the next bold next where sexy begins

So we are in Belize and enjoying paradise. It was actually one week ago today that me and /u/xxx_highavailability were getting ready to go out for a day in Caye Caulker. It was about 20 minutes by boat to the area and once we got there my girl needed her coffee fix. We went down the main strip and went into a place called coffee and beans and met a very pleasant chap named Marco. He was previously from Poland and fell in love with Belize and moved there. He dropped some deep sage type advise on us but more importantly he turned us on to the idea of enjoying some of the local cannabis.

How I got talked into trying anal and having the most powerful orgasm I have ever experienced [F/M]

I will refer to the guy as Buddy. Every time I needed a hard fucking, he was there with his full erection. Always made me cum first. Never denied me a fuck when I wanted one. A true woman-pleaser.

After about a month of fantastic sex, Buddy starts hinting at putting it in my ass to which I respond “No, I have never done it before and do not want to.” He goes on talking about how he’s done it lots and many women enjoy it. Tells me I am just the type of woman that would enjoy it and should at least try. With him. His big dick in my ass. Still I say no. But he keeps bringing it up. Not forcefully. Just hinting that I would enjoy it.

One day I am curious. I cover my mascara tube in lube and slide it in my butthole. That was not bad at all. I am amazed at how easy that was. Next I take my hairbrush handle and cover it in lube. I do the same. It is a bit more difficult but still, easier than I thought. I call Buddy, tell him what I did, and that he should come over immediately.