[True Meta] Can we please stop with the “can we please stop” posts?

Can we please stop with the "can we please stop" posts? I don't care about what you care about! I'm a narcissist and only care about myself. It's only ok to make these types of posts when I don't like something and have to complain about something.

Before you literal wankers get your proverbial (and possibly literal) panties in a bunch, I'm joshing around. I don't care if you post a "can we please stop" post. I just enjoyed writing this post. So I apologize for have wasting your time reading this since this post might as well say "i have nothing to say".

Peace love and booze!

How my best friend/roommate’s sister became my fuck buddy, and more.. (Part 2) (M/F)

Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3vzrcg/how_my_best_friendroommates_sister_became_my_fuck/

A couple days passed after my interaction with Kate at the house, and I of course couldn't stop thinking about her during those days. Kate was always kind of the "forbidden fruit" for me, being the sister of my best friend. The attraction for Kate has always been there, but never have I thought about acting on any desires that I had for her. Her behavior in the house completely threw me off and made me reconsider everything. Is she attracted to me, I thought to myself. I would have to think yes, otherwise, why would she do purposely show me her body like she did? Ah, her body. I couldn't stop thinking about it. Her body is the perfect hourglass type shape, and her ass was clearly that of someone who worked out regularly. It bounced so perfectly as she started walking down the hall. It had only been a couple of days, but that girl was on my mind for pretty much every minute of those days.

[mf] work trip surprise

So I've been seeing all the stories here and thought I'd post my own.

Me: 6ft white guy, athletic build, above average size dick Her: 5ft 5" Spanish girl, athletic build, c cup tits and a great ass

Back story I'd been working for a company for a while and recently transferred to a new department with no one that I knew. After I started there was a gathering of all the staff to get to know each other. You know these sorts of things, everyone talks for a bit then gets drunk and someone makes a fool of themselves.

This night it was me.

So late in the night after a few too many drinks on all parts I start talking to this chick, her English wasn't the best but could tell that she was interested in me. She kept trying to pull my onto the dance floor, feeling my chest, arms and ass and grinding up against me. The last time she pulled me onto to dancefloor she starting grinding herself on my leg and I could feel how hot she was and that she was clearly getting off on it.

Typical college hookup (MF) turns taboo after she passes out

I was a junior in college, gearing up to try to get some after a dry spell, and thankfully it was Halloween. My roommates and I went to our friend Dan's place as he was having a party, and I had gone as an 'evil surgeon' in scrubs with some fake blood over them.

The party was good, with the music bumping and the drinks flowing, and I eventually met this cute redhead named Sara. We struggled to talk over the music, but she was quite flirty and obviously into me. She wasn't the hottest girl I'd seen, but seemed cool and down for some fun, so when she asked if I wanted to go over to her place I was immediately down and excited for the chance to release some of that pent up horniness.

On the walk over to her place we stopped two or three times, suddenly grabbing each other and making out as the passion boiled over. Luckily it was dark and late, so there was some privacy to explore each other's mouths, and I quickly became very hard. We finally stumbled through her door and went to her room, where she immediately stripped down to a white thong and bra and kissed me.

Innocent summer crush turns into surprising hookup [mf]

(Disclaimer: this story starts off slow, and is more of a romance than a sex story. Also, names have been changed to preserve anonymity.)

It was the beginning of summer, and I was coming off of a pretty bad semester where I failed several classes. I'm a 23 year old college student, 6 feet tall, Chinese-American. One of my favorite hobbies is acting in plays. When I heard that a local community theatre was looking for a certain role that I seemed to fit, I decided — why not? Little did I know that this role would end up being my ticket to summer romance.

I was having a lot of fun at these rehearsals, and the show was coming together well. I started working out and getting back into shape, which improved my mood. Things seemed like they were on the upswing. Meanwhile, I began to develop a crush on one of the women in the show, Sarah. Sarah was a couple of years older than me, 5'5", with a slender frame but was pleasantly curvy, with full breasts, wide hips and long legs. She had mousy light brown hair and large, bright blue eyes. But it wasn't her appearance that attracted me to her. She had this monologue during the show where she had to play this annoying, fast-talking character — but she pulled it off with such comedy, and embodied the character so well, that I was immediately smitten. She could really act.

Finally had my first gangbang [MFMMMM]

I'm in college right now, I enjoy sex but up until this point I haven't done anything to exiting, but one of things I've always wanted to do in bed was a gangbang, I talk to my boyfreind (let's call him Jaden) about and he seemed really in trestle in it, we talked about it together and layed down some rules.

Jaden picked the guys, he made sure I haven't met them before, there were five guys in all, all of them between the age of 21 and 27.

The day was here, I was sitting in my Jadens apartment, I was sooooooooo nervous but I wasn't going to back down, I was going to be fucked.

Jaden knocks on the door and walks in, he sees me laying on the bed, almost naked, wearing a small night dress that goes just past my hips and barely covers my breasts.

Four more guys walk in and surround the bed, staring at my voluptuous body, watching me slowly rub myself, "Fuck me" I say.

Tinder [f]irst date leads to her bedroo[M]

I was about 30 when this happened. Just swiping through Tinder while sitting on the couch on a Saturday afternoon and get a match with a girl, less than a mile away. I chat her up, and we make plans to go out for a drink that evening. Oddly, she tells me to meet her out in front of her building, which is only a block from mine. So at 8pm I meet her by the doorman of her building. She walks out. It's already dusk, but she looks about the same in her photos: short, blondish-reddish hair, fair skin, wearing a tight black maxi dress that flows down and shows off her small waist, wide hips, decent boobs. And for myself, I am an average white guy, in shape, conventionally handsome, sharp dresser.

How my best friend/roommate’s sister became my fuck buddy, and more… (M/F)

Backstory to start:

This story begins with me (21) and my best friend Ryan (22) living together in down town of a very large U.S. city, as we were both going to school at the same university, and have been best friends since 8th grade. Ryan and I always talked about going to school together and we were both lucky enough to get in to the same school, me on a scholarship. The school isn't too far away from home for us, but far enough that we couldn't realistically live at home. For the first couple of years we stayed in the dorms, but moved out and rented a 3 bedroom house about a year and a half ago. Ryan's comes from a very wealthy family and his father promised he'd pay for all his school expenses as long as maintained a 3.0. Ryan did, and luckily that meant that his father was putting up the rent for our house each month (around $2,000).

M/M My New Orleans encounter

So I was recently driving to Florida. I had a whole day to make the drive so I was going at a leisurely pace. I was horny and I knew I would be driving through New Orleans and there was bound to be an adult arcade there. Now I consider myself straight but I have a fixation on cock. I'd explored giving oral in video booths before. The more I fantasized during my drive, the more I wanted my ass fucked today. So sure enough, Google told me there was an adult video place just off the interstate. I pulled in. It was an older shabby looking place but plenty of cars outside. I paid the guy my 10 bucks and walked past the porno mags and dildos to the door to the back. I rounded the corner and saw about 6 closet type boothes. I kept walking, exploring the place. Just past the first set of boothes it opened up into a small theater type situation. I would have stopped to watch some porn here but the bright screen lit up the seats abd everyone's faces. Poorly designed but I loved the woman's moans coming out of the speakers. Next was a pitch black hall, of about another 6 booths. And I mean pitch black. I groped around until i opened a door. There was a small screen playing porn with buttons to select a channel of your choice. I sat on the bench facing the door and TV and noticed I had a gloryhole to either side of me. It must have taken about 30 seconds before I heard someone enter the booth to my left. I reached over and caressed the edge o the gloryhole, letting him know I wanted to suck his cock. And did he have a cock. I couldn't see and of him bu I could see he had a thick, long, uncut cock, crisscrossed with veins. He stuck in through and I went to work. I sucked for a few minutes and then he started thrusting. I pulled back and whispered through the hole asking him if he had a condom. He said he did and I said to come over. When my door opened in was a middle aged muscular, stocky mexican. He pulled off my shirts and stuffed them in the gloryholes. I guess he didnt want an audience. He put on the condom and motioned for me to suck it. I did, I probably should have longer. I assumed the condom would be lubricated but he was probably wanted me to get it wetter. I dropped my jeans and bent over for him. He started fingering my asshole which felt amazing. I was so exposed. And of course the booth I picked had a broken lock so a couple people opened and quickly closed the door theough the course of this. I guess in a poor attempt to be sexy I tried to ask him in spanish if he was ready. He grunted and pushed his head against my asshole. He wasnt quite hard enough to push into my virgin asshole but he got there. Again, I should have left somemore spit on there. Ho-lee fuck, when he pushed all the way in, I almost came. I didnt have an erection but just the sensation almost made me spill. Papi didnt last long, only a couple really good pumps and he pulled out and slid the condom off into the wastebasket. He quickly left and i sat down trying to pull my clothes back on. I wanted to change booths to one that had a lock on it so once i was clothed I moved back towards the front. I got in the very first booth wich had a little light outside coming from the front of the store. I planned to lock the door and watch some porn and jerk off processing what had just happened. Next thing I know, the door of the booth to my right opens. Since I'm a cockwhore now, I rub the opening. It was a black cock and very soft. I started tugging it to life. And did it start growing. I tapped on the shaft and whispered for the owner to come join me in my booth. I couldnt see his face that well when he came in. He was just as tall as me which is a rare thing when you're 6ft6. I was sitting on the bench and he drew close and I suvked away. This was a massive cock at full mast. Thick as a coke can towards the base. About 7 inches from the base it started sloping up and tapering to the head. It wasnt a giant mushroom head. I was so turned on, I'd dreamed about this BBC. I notice the guy is wearing like soft nylon/spandex panties. His outfit apearing to be like a hotel uniform. I look up and he is now lifted his short sleeve button up shirt and his massaging a breast! He has a pair of b cup tits! I try to play it cool but my heart is pounding and I'm feverish at this point with lust. I notice the fingers pinching his nipples are painted and manicured. I start sucking on his breast while he reaches down and tugs on my cock. We start making out, something I'd never done with a guy. Then I go back to sucking. I knead his ass with my one hand and the other is wrapped around that monstrous cock jerking it while i suck. I want to be fucked so bad. I ask if he has a condom. In a very feminine voice he says no. I devastated. At this point he starts cooing at me and then sucking my cock. I halfheartedly try and push him off, he was good and I cum quickly. But it felt so damn good. He asks my name. I say Nick, he says his is Val. I see his face better when the video changes. Probably forty, feminine face, short hair and wearing a hair net. Lipstick and makeup on. I ask, "i've got to know, were you born with this?" squeezing the cock, " or this?" I say, squeezing a breast. He/she giggled, "this is just me baby, this is my body." It was obvious he took great delight in the state of pleasure she'd put me in. When she reached down and rubbed my cock again it was over, i sent ropes of cum flying up, coating her hand. All the while she was french kissing me. I start coming down off my high. She's already buttoning her shirt back up. I thank her and we kiss again. Then we parted ways. Me back to my toyota and her to venture back farther in to the darkness. As I lay here stroking my cock as I think back, I'm kicking myself for not going out and getting a condom for her to fuck me with. Maybe it's for the better. I would be ruined for anything less than her cock. She may have split me open.

Chivalrous act of kindness leads to amazing night of MFM fun for me

This is a true story that occurred back in June of 2012 a few years after we had become involved in the lifestyle. Up to this point the times we hooked up and made any connections was limited due to family and work. I am posting a link to a collage of images from this encounter and as you can see at this time I had not had my laser Brazilian and kept my pussy either trimmed or shaved.

Here is the link: https://vid.me/B2MG