They say you should never stick your dick in crazy. And, really, it’s true. It’s just an insanely bad idea. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes and all that.
What they neglect to tell you is how fucking awesome sticking your dick in crazy feels.
A few years ago, I started dating Crazy. She contacted me through OkCupid and I could tell from a mile away that she came from a rough childhood. It’s pretty easy to spot trauma survivors if you know what to look for. Thing is, I actually liked her. She liked me. We fucked on the first date, but that’s not where this story takes place. In fact, this story takes place after we broke up.
One thing you should know is that Crazy was spectacular in bed. Like… holy shit. I still have a (VERY poor quality video) that, even years later I enjoy watching her fuck herself. Not only is the video itself enjoyable, but it reminds me of how amazing it was to fuck her.