Snapchat screwup, gone well [m/f]

I hope you guys/gals enjoy. This took place several years ago, when snapchat first became popular and it was VERY easy to click the wrong person (not sure if more experience, or updates, that doesn’t happen as frequently).

A bit of backstory:

My ex and I had just broken up, after 3 miserable years. Anyway, I was online flirting and trying to get laid as any 20 year old guy wants to do after a shitty break up. My ex’s best friend Monica, and I had developed a completely platonic friendship that maintained through the breakup. We would talk maybe once or twice a week.

Here’s the story:

I had gotten a few girls to send me nudes and we were playing back and forth. It was pretty late maybe 10pm. Well Monica snaps me while I’m playing. Easy enough, send her my face, the girls my cock. Well Monica and I start making plans to work out the following day, go for a run or something. Then I get a snap from some chick her tits were perfect round and perky nipples, falling over her arm. Damn, my cock began to throb. She wanted this 8+” cock. I snap a picture of me holding it, select her name click send. *next screen. Showing a filled in arrow next to monica* “FUCK” I think instantly. Maybe it’s a glitch. I’ll wait it out. *seconds later; new message from monica* “SHITSHITSHITSHIT” I hold my breath as I open the message.

Tinder (m)atch turns into a college (f)reshman showing me the most wild night of my life.

Been a long time lurker of this sub and finally got the courage to tell what happened to me from 2 years ago. Happy to report this story is as true as can be but it was awhile ago so excuse the lack of certain details that I can’t remember.

I was sitting on my couch one night during the week watching who knows what with the pup. I was single at the time so I was on tinder doing the swipe right dance, more so to kill time then holding out hope I’d find the “one.” Towards the end of the night my phone vibrates telling me I have a match..

I open up the app to see that i have matched with this absolutely beautiful blonde girl. Freckles on her face, fantastic and charming smile, slender but tall body. She also had this amazing set of boobs, that were almost too big for her frame. I thought so highly of how she looked that I actually thought she was a fake account. (Her profile didn’t have anything written in it either)

Thinking she was fake I sent her the first message just for fun, thinking id get some automated response back..

[m/f] The night my husband ruined my facial….

This actually happened last night. My husband and I have been together for 9 years and still have the most amazing sex life, that only gets better the longer we are together. Well last night it started when I came home from dropping the kids off at their actives, I only had a short time at home before I had to turn around to get the kids. As I was headed out the door my husband stops me for a kiss good bye. The house is empty and quite and as he kisses me I can feel his cock getting harder. He looks down at me and says I need a kiss somewhere else too. So I slowly undo his pants and pull his cock out and start softly kissing the tip of his cock twirling my tongue around it and then gradually start slipping his cock deeper and deeper into my mouth, until his entire cock is filling my mouth and my tongue is to his balls. I then slip his cock out and tell him I really need to go or else I will be late picking up the kids. He says Okay, but then pulls my breast out of the top of my shirt and starts twirling my nipple around his two fingers. So I pull down my pants and reach over to the end table and bend over and tell him to quickly put his cock in me before I have to go. He happily slips his cock in my wet pussy and thrusts me into the table. After a few thrusts I can barely get out the words that I really do have to go, but he continues to thrust in and out and then says I’m about to cum, I better stop. And he slowly pulls out his cock until his tip is right at my opening. He starts softly rubbing my back with his cock still touching my opening and then slowly pulls his cock back towards my ass then as he rubs my back he starts lightly rubbing his cock around my ass opening. All I want is for him to slide his cock back into me, but I really need to go. So I slowly stand up turn around and gently kiss his lips while my hand rubs his cock and tell him good bye.

I used to be a crazy, slutty, nympho, part 2: mom’s boss.

My bf told me I should check this place out and maybe confess some of my really slutty stories. He can’t believe how slutty and fucked up I was and we want to hear what you guys think.

I started masturbating at 12 and an older guy started fucking me at 13. I started drinking and smoking pot and skipping school to fuck a few different guys. My mom put me in boarding school in Montana for two years. I came back to my mom at 16 a little more restrained but I decided I was going to try to behave but fuck as many guys as I could. I cut my legs a lot in boarding school and found the best cure to stop inflicting pain on myself was to have a guy be rough with me and make me cum. I also brought boys home and “got caught” with them when my mom came home.

 

So I failed to fuck my mom’s bf Dan but he did spank me for being a crazy slut and it was too much for my mom, I guess, and she broke up with him. She didn’t date anyone else for two years when I was at my peak of slutty behavior. At least not that I knew of.

Getting head in public from a hot, married woman

So for what it’s worth raobj has never seemed to work. One random weekday morning, I saw a post in dirtyr4r and decided to write, never expecting anything back. Well…within mintes I had a reply from a woman less than an hour away from me.

My initial message to her was short and a little brash (jaded from the nonresponders) and I sent a cock pic too. I can’t say I recommend this method overall but it seemed appropriate enough to work in that setting. She asked why no one had been sucking my cock lately, and then offered to meet.

We met late morning on a cloudy day, in a public, neutral location. I was in her passenger seat with my cock out within 2 minutes. She started to blow right away, but then she moved the car to a different spot. She got back to it and seemed to feast on my cock. She had told me she hadn’t gotten to give head in a long while. I stuck my hand down the back of her pants as she bobbed up and down on my cock. She wore jeans so I couldnt get too far but she was nice and wet.

I used to be a crazy, slutty, nymphomaniac

My bf told me I should check this place out and maybe confess some of my really slutty stories. He can’t believe how slutty and fucked up I was and we want to hear what you guys think.

I started masturbating at 12 and an older guy started fucking me at 13. I started drinking and smoking pot and skipping school to fuck a few different guys. My mom put me in boarding school in Montana for two years. I came back to my mom at 16 a little more restrained but I decided I was going to try to behave but fuck as many guys as I could. I cut my legs a lot in boarding school and found the best cure to stop inflicting pain on myself was to have a guy be rough with me and make me cum. I also brought boys home and “got caught” with them when my mom came home. I told her that she could never make me stop fucking boys. She got me on the pill and had a neighbor always checking on me. My mom started dating this guy, Dan, with an ink sleeve and I became obsessed with fucking him and her finding out so I could get back at her.

seduced by a hot, curvy girl (m/f) (cheating)

My wife and I went out to celebrate her sister’s birthday a few nights ago. We went to a nice restaurant and then bar hopped at nearby bars. Her sister has a lot of friends who are pretty cool. About 20 people dwindled down to 6-7 and my wife had to get up early and wanted to go. I was talking to another guy named Rob and a girl named Lindsey about music festivals and stuff and didn’t want to leave. My wife took an uber home and I stayed and had a few more drinks. Soon my wife’s sister left, and the party was about over and people were settling up at the bar.

Lindsey came up to me and asked if I wanted to share an uber with her. We lived pretty close so I said sure. I had been to Lindsey’s house once before for a party and I noticed that she lost quite a bit of weight. She used to be on the BBW side and now she was really thick and curvy. She didn’t do much for me before but I was admiring how sexy she looked in a tight top and a black skirt.

Double teaming a model on the rebound

Decided to write you all up about our most recent experience. It’s pretty early, been watching the new RE7 demo, so might as well give you guys something to read, for all the positive feedback.

This happen about two weeks ago, a week after the British MILF experience. It’s Friday night and am leaving the office, go get something to eat and pretty much be a homebody. I wanted to go see a midnight screening of a favorite film of mine but my friend flaked, so just stayed in and read, browsed online etc… Now usually by Friday night, I am tired as fuck and knocked out by 10pm. But I got a good amount of sleep and was pretty awake, it eventually hits 1am and I decide to rub one out, but not before at least attempting to get something off the old CL. I post, an old ad, and browse what kind of porn I’ll watch. I find a scene and begin, but for some weird reason, I decide to check my spam email, reason being, sometimes legit replies go to spam.

And now back to your regularly scheduled program…Sort of. [m+f]

If you want the backstory to this episode check my post history but buckle up first, it’s a long and bumpy ride…

When we last spoke Wally World was still closed for renovations. There were a few sympathy blowjobs – I call them that but really they were her way of taking out her sexual frustrations on me mostly. She would tease and torture me, ruin a lot of my orgasms, try to peg me, and just generally assert all the power over me that she could in the moment – all in good fun of course. Furthermore, anal is pretty much out of the question. We’ve tried anal in the past and neither of us really care for it. To me it puts pressure on my unit in all the wrong places and doesn’t feel all that good and she doesn’t really get off on it either other than enjoying the naughty or taboo aspect of it so we really don’t engage in it at all.

The beginning of our 10-year affair. [M/F]

Our story is long, and is still going. This first entry about Lana will be the longest because it serves as an introduction to how we got ourselves in this mess. I intend to post other fantastic sweaty, sexy stories of our time together that won’t be this lengthy. For this one, I’ll indicate where to skip to the good stuff with a line break.

In the beginning, Lana and I became fast friends during college (early 2000’s). We were the same major, but she was one year older than me. We had an occasional class/seminar together, but we really spent a lot of time outside class working and collaborating on projects. We were an odd pair. She was a pretty redhead, tall, slender, amazing legs, runner’s body, very well put together, kind of sheltered but breaking through her shell and becoming her own person. I was a loud, obnoxious, wannabe punk rocker who ended up mellowing out in school. I guess you could say opposites attract and we were two extremes who were going to eventually meet up in the middle.