[MF] Craigslist Casual Encounter (muff dive) Success Story

I guess I have to start with the obligatory long time lurker first time poster bit. But I finally have something to write about. I hope you like.

So about two weeks ago I decided to browse the “casual encounters” section of Craigslist in the Northern Virginia area and I came across an ad for a woman needing to orgasm via oral. Now about 99.9% of craigslist being either fake or prostitution, I replied and figured I’d either get a spam email or one asking for a “donation”.

About 15 minutes later I got an email back asking where I was located. I told her where I lived on and she replied that she lived nearby. I asked if she wanted to meet and she sent me an address, time, phone number, and picture of her. All of this within a span of about 1/2hr. We were all set up to meet in little over an hour.

Now, those of you who also browse craigslist know that this NEVER happens. So I had some reservations about it.

An a[M]azing weekend courtesy o[F] RAOMD – thought that this sub might enjoy the story too [x-post from r/randomactsofmuffdive]

After a few too many drinks on Wednesday night (thanks a lot American Horror Story drinking game), I found myself posting on r/ROAMD. I’d often trolled the sub and thought it sounded super hot, but was always a little too scared to actually make a post. I finally decided that I had nothing to lose and if nothing else, I could just end up talking to some fun strangers (fyi post has since been deleted to avoid more messages).

Predictably, my inbox was flooded with messages. It was really fun reading throughout my normal day on Thursday and knowing no one around me had any idea. I’d read messages on the subway, while getting coffee, hanging out with my roommate, whatever. It added some excitement to know I was talking to people about something so intimate (and often getting very turned on) while no one around me could tell.

[MF] Risk & Reward

Her dad died four weeks ago.

Things have been rough. The family had decided to take a previously booked holiday to the coast two weeks after the fact, and while everyone was raw, it was good to get away – so when, a couple of weeks later, a trip up took us north, we were up for the opportunity to get some much needed head space.

A couple we had planned to go with couldn’t make it in the end, so we had each other to ourselves for the weekend. A bit of shopping and some lunch before the long drive up towards Manchester, blaring Hamilton and singing at the top of our lungs.

Some seclusion from external forces is good for a relationship as long in the tooth as ours; eight years means we’re happy as anything just being in each others’ company, in silence or chatting about nothing in particular; my best friend’s impending bachelor party, or the ridiculous Christmas decorations already up in the restaurant we ate at that night, or the ”subtle vanilla notes” of our wine.

Having a hard finger fucking session at university while writing a paper [F]

If I remember correctly, this was in my third year of uni. I had this paper that I had to write and I just did not want to do it. So I just kept putting it off until the night before. I knew I wouldn’t be able to write it at home because I wouldn’t have access to sources online as easily. So I figured I’d just stay at uni and write it.

I needed somewhere quiet to hammer this thing out. I couldn’t go to the library because I knew there would be more than one friend there and I would easily get distracted. I remember one of my friends telling me about this one spot that she had found. She called it her ‘secret spot.’ I texted her about my predicament and after some back and forth, she finally divulged the location of this place: the Ed. building on like the 12 floor.

[MF] 25M with the 40F Notary at My Office in Van Nuys

I have a small office in Van Nuys with my boss being gone most afternoons making me the only one there for the last few hours.

One summer morning I had a notary scheduled to stop by to get some documents signed. Mind you I have a small, windowless office with a wooden door.

In walks an athletic, black/hispanic/cuban woman who I later find out is from Florida. I feel like there’s some sort of energy between us. She’s easy going. She’s wearing spandex type leggings with a colored frilly top that is as long as a dress. She’s got flat sandals on. I invite her into my office and she sits on one of the the comfy chairs while I sit at my desk. I get all of my documents in order and she brings out the notary book. We have some nice small talk and as we get going I decide it would make things easier for me to move next to her in the other chair. Plus I thought I’d try my luck with her. At the same time I closed my door because my coworkers were making a racket outside.

Naughty secretary again….too naughty this time. [MF]

Last post: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/52f4pv/naughty_secretary_at_workrubbing_my_pussy_again/

I felt too guilty and ashamed to post this for a few weeks, but I guess I will tell it now. I’m Penelope, 19, a secretary at an engineering company and I have been flirting with Tom, a married engineer, at my company.

 

My bitch office manager, Karen, was on vacation and my boss was not going to be in on a Friday, so I chose that day to wear something sexy and inappropriate to work and tease Tom. I got so wet at the thought of making him hard and imagined him going to the bathroom and stroking his cock. He was so handsome, funny, and successful…honestly the only thing I wanted to know more about was how his cock would feel inside of me. I didn’t think I would fuck him though.

 

I wore this little lace mini: http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?br=F21&category=bottoms&productid=2000214067

And this sheer top: http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_blouses-shirts&ProductID=2000191837&VariantID=

I wore a teal bra and teal, lacy, hiphugger panties.

 

I got there early and had a sweater on at my desk, so none of the other engineers even noticed I was dressed sexy. When I saw Tom come in, I took off my sweater and got up, walking over to the copier.

coworker lets me blow him while on the phone to his wife [MF]

I’m a junior doctor in a relatively small city and have had some bad luck in my love life. This year, knowing I would be starting a new job in a big university hospital, I was excited to meet lots of new people and hopefully widen my horizons and start dating some new people. I got my first posting and saw that I would be working with a guy called Harry and was frivolously hopeful that this would be the beginnings of a new love story.

Alas, no. When I met Harry on my first day, he was tall and handsome, but married with a daughter. Nonetheless, we got on very well and he was a pleasure to work with. We worked VERY closely together, as in basically just the two of us going around together, and we relied on each other a lot emotionally. We were also placed on call together, so there were times where we were spending 12 hours a day together non stop for two whole weeks. This could have been a nightmare situation, but we had become such good friends that it was easy and we rarely argued.

One of my most explosive cumshots all over a prude girl [MF]

About me: mid-20s, 6 foot, 205 lb white American dude. I work out four times a week and eat healthy so I’m in decent shape. People say I kind of look like the actor who played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies. While I was not graced with amazing genetics (shitty hairline, poor vision, and imperfect teeth), I do have an above average sized penis at 6.5 inches.

I’m back after a long break for another quick story from my past. This story took place about 4 years ago back when I was in grad school at a large state university.

The story starts on a Friday afternoon when I got a text from this girl I was casually seeing, Donna. She asked me if I had any plans for later that night and if I wanted to hang out. I didn’t have anything going on so I agreed and we decided to go see a movie.

[MF] The end of XXX_Highavailability and Highavailability.

Hello friends. First I would like to apologize to the moderators if this type of post does not fit the spirit of the subreddit but it is the place that we first started posting in so it makes sense for it to also be the last.

Many of you joined us over in what was /r/hastories and I would like to thank all of you for your interest, kind words, and viewership of my penis. As you have by now guessed the end is nigh for me (The male half) and /u/xxx_highavailability (the female half). I would have written sooner to let you fine folks know but it has been an emotional gut check that has taken me some time to recover from.

There are a lot of real life details that I can not divulge regarding XXX and I, but suffice it say we “hooked up” at pretty stormy points in our life. We had a connection that you have all read about and many admired. The fact that we were both holding onto each other for dear life during that period coupled with our physical chemistry made for a strong bond. The problem with a raging storm though is that eventually the waters calm.

[MF] My Girlfriend… Honeymoon’s Over (?)

So it’s been an interesting past few weeks. Erin was at their corporate office in Texas for around 4 weeks although we’ve seen each other every other weekend.

The one weekend, we met up in South Carolina to attend a wedding of one of her friends. I met one of her best friends, named Amanda who might become our room mate before the end of the year. It’s still very much up in the air.

Anyway, I read somewhere that to most women hotel room sex is so much wilder and feel more open and free to explore more things. I guess this and the combination of Erin and I missing each other that we pretty much started fondling each other in the elevator on our way to our room.

10 seconds after we shut the door to our room, I was already inside her. No foreplay, not anything else, we weren’t even fully naked, just straight to some awesome sex. Erin was already wet when I entered her. We kissed the whole time and it did not take long for me to finish inside her.