[M]y [f]irst Craigslist experience

I work about an hour from home, so I have a long drive to work every day in the early dark mornings. Mostly country roads with few other drivers. Many times I have jerked off while driving to keep myself awake and entertained. Usually I’ll cum in an old sock and chuck it out the window. A few times I’ve even brought my fleshlight and fucked it while driving. No better way to start the day than with a powerful orgasm!

Well, I’ve grown tired of doing the work myself, and I make decent money now, so I decided to look at other options. Specifically, I’ve been looking on Craigslist for erotic massages and the like. There’s not much to choose from out in the boonies, but they’re around. Eventually I found a promising listing from a woman servicing guys out of her home. She required a quick meet and greet at a local Mc Donald’s before giving out the exact location of her house. So after emailing her what I’m looking for, we set up a meet.

At first she was interested, then she friendzoned me. A year later, I escaped it. [MF]

So, this happened a few years back and I figured I’d post it since it’s still somewhat fresh in my mind. Names have obviously been changed and I hope y’all enjoyed.

To be honest, throughout high school I was so shy to start conversations with girls that it gave me mild anxiety problems. I had a few friends that were girls, but I guess when you don’t view them in that way they’re easy to talk to. I finally lost my virginity during this time to a good friend, but the anxiety still prevented me from talking to new women. I finally starting dating someone my senior year and I do believe that helped me become more relaxed and comfortable. After graduating high school, breaking up with who I was dating, and leaving my hometown, I finally began to tap into these uncharted waters. Since then, it’s been a blessing to be able to have this confidence. But, this story is about a certain encounter that was definitely one of my hottest experiences.

Our first swingers club experience [MF] A very mild story

After just a few years of marriage the dreaded routine of adult and parenthood was in full throttle and the spice of my husband and I sex life seem to diminish as our responsibility increased. After some infidelity on my behalf, I told a great idea to still have my cake and eat it too was for my husband and I to go into the lifestyle. After a quick Google search I found and was invited to our first swingers club. It was just under two hours away from our home so we rented a room closed by and I antipicted our night of first, fun, and super hot experiences. I wore a black and white body con mini dress that would put the Kardashians to slame. The husband wore….fuck do it do…I looked too damn good.. When the night finally came I was both excited and nervous bUT when we arrived at said location, it looked like a old factory/warehouse..Probably a front so I went inside to be greeted to a 80s looking club and surrounded by couples that could be old enough to be my grandparents, felt like a nursing home. A little about us (me firstly) I am in my early 30s, petite Latina with killer curves your typical average breast and large ass. My husband is also in his early 30s, large, white and just your average dad. I first, I just wanted to get as drunk as possible since there was no way in heck I was going to let granny touch me. After a few drinks..my husband and I checked out the theme rooms and had sex in the nature, black light and some empty room. I liked to give a show so we left the door open for the elderly to watch. I still had fun just with my husband and we were both pleased and right before we left..finally a couple our generation. The husband was average height maybe early 40 black guy and the wife the same but Caucasian. Now I grew up in Kentucky but am Hispanic so all I knew was white and haven’t had to much experience with black guys but I was half buzzed so went with it. The husband showed me and my husband how to use the sex swing whIle his wife went off somewhere. Never had used a sex swing, I postion myself on it…legs spread and no panties. I sucked off my husband while he eat me for alittle. The wife came back and gave my husband a blowjob and quickly left. I followed her to an empty room so we can have some girl play (I’m bisexual ) After alittle chatting for some reason, the husband return (dont asked why they left or what they were doing, I didn’t asked) . After some titty sucking my husband wasn’t hard anymore and told me to enjoy them. The only thing I did was licked her delicious pussy and they proceeded to have sex and we watched. After that, it was getting late and the husband and I left. Like I told you…a very mild experience and it’s been over a year and we haven’t had anything close to it and I have the itch. I want to try a gang bang or spouse swap again but told think my husband is up for it…fml

The drunk roommates in hostel [MF][MFF][exhibition]

I was in Brussels for a weekend so I spent a night in a hostel. I booked a bed in a 2 bunk beds room (4 beds available) with ensuite bathroom. When I arrived, I found two bags over a lower bed and the other over the opposite upper bed. I took the second lower bed. The bags were closed and packed and I had no idea of who are my roommates. So I went out with my friend and back to the hostel around 1 AM. My roommates were out so I stripped to my boxer and went to bed. At 3 AM I was wake up by the noise of two girls. They went inside the room and turn the light on, they didn’t realize I was there. I pretend to be sleeping bu I was watching at them. They turn on the light and they tried to make no noise but they were quite drunk and happy about the night so they were not able to keep silence. Lisa was skinny, she was wearing thigh jeans and a tshirt and she was more wasted than her friend. Sara was more normal and she was wearing a dress.
This is their conversation:
Lisa: “I’m wasted, I need to sleep”, and she opened her jeans, letting me see her red panties
Sara: “It’s only 1 AM, we should go out and have more fun”
L: “More fun? You have just given bj to three guys in disco!”. They were whispering to not let me hear…
S: “yeees…. but no one took care of me and I’m fucking horny!” They laughed. S went to the toilet keeping the door open she rose her skirt, took her black panties down and sat on the toilet to release a flushing pee.
L came near to me “Let me see who is our roommate”. I closed my eye waiting. L moved the sheet from my face and touched my shoulder. “Are you sleeping?” and both laughed. I made my best to act as if I was sleeping and quite drunk. I rolled on my self exposing the right side of my body. I heard the flush from the toilet… and S was coming near to me too.
L to me: “Hi honey… Wake up! We’ve just coming back from disco and it is not fare if we are awake and you are sleeping!”
I opened my eyes: “Hi dear! What do you want?”
L: “we want to go out to have some more fun in a pub”
I: “Ok, I’m always ready for party” and I get up from the bed so I was wearing only my boxer in front of this two cute girls and they were not complaining.
S: ” Lisa, I change idea. I need to sleep”
L: “This is a good idea! I really need to sleep too” and toward me “we’ve changed our mind. Go to sleep”
Meanwhile Sara turned on her self so was watching at her back and she removed her dress. Under the dress she was wearing only a black tong! Her ass was amazing and I had an instantaneous hardon with a big bulge on my boxer.
L: “Sara! you are giving a show to him!”
S turned to us covering her big tits with a harm: “Come on… he is older than us and he is awesome. he is used to girls, asses and tits” and she smiled
L: “yes, he is so used he get hard looking at you” and she pointed my bulge. Both girls were looking at my boxer.
I replied “Yes, I’m used to naked girls and, as you can see I LOVE them!”
S removed her harm from her tits giving me a wonder full view of two hard nipples: “So we are ok and we can go to sleep” and she bent over to get her pj from the bag
L: “ok, but I’m not giving a show!” and she climb on her bed.
I sat on my bed watching S and I saw the jeans of L falling down from the upper bed, followed by socks, tshirt and a red bra… L “Good night”
S and I “Good night”
I was so excited I was touching my bulge. S stops watching at me… So I told “You need some relax too… come here….” She came near to me and I removed her panties. My hands slides from her knees to her pussy. She was soaking wet. I let her lay on my bed and I removed my boxer and went down to lick her pussy. She had a orgasm after few seconds so I went on without pause and she had 3 orgasm in a row. I completely forgot her friend was in the upper bed… I saw the head of L looking down with wide eye “You are fucking! below my bed… you are fucking below my bed!” and she laughed…. S came over me and ride me till she had another two orgasms. Then we felt asleep with my dick inside her pussy.
Next morning I woke up with L climbing down the bed and looking at me and S. I got hard another time and I was inside S. S wake up and was scarred: “I can not handle him any more. I cum too much. Lisa, this is your turn” and she jump off my dick letting it free and exposed.
Lisa, looking at it: “why not… Listening to you all the night drove me crazy horny” she removed her panties and jumped over me. S was near us and was rubbing the tits of L. L cum after a while and she went on till I cum too.
Then we slept all together for other 2 hours in the same bed.

My first [M] : Long since though

This is a true story. I’m writing it in a story-like fashion for you guys, but it’s true, every bit of it.
I had gone to Bali with my family on a vacation, and I was enjoying my time there. I’m an Asian kid. So one day, me and my family went rafting and had a hell of a time. After rafting, we were all wet, and had to dry ourselves and change into fresh clothes.

The company running the rafting had set up a drying stall, where there would be a line of doors each containing a room the size of a changing room. One could go in, get changed, dry up, dress and wounds and come out. There were like 50 stalls, so it was just nice for each batch of rafters.

All the doors were made of wood, and were pretty old, so one had to use some muscle to get the locks to work. I was passing through, trying to find an unoccupied stall, when I found one unlocked. I pushed it open and in front of me stood an immensely beautiful, tall, slim, white woman with long black hair wearing just a soppy wet pair of shorts and a bra.

Monday Morning Sex [MF], [oral]

This happened a few months ago. I blogged it then, and thought you’d like to read it. Nothing kinky, just straightforward cunnilingus :-) Hope you like.

It was a Monday morning and I was lying in bed. I thought I was dreaming, and wasn’t sure I was awake. Then I felt his hand reach mine, to my left hand side, and his fingers entwined with mine. Then I knew what was making me feel so good, and what had been tickling my lady garden. I tossed my head back on the cool soft pillow, on our new bed, and softly arched my knees. Drawing them up, as I lay on my back, I gently let the knees fall apart to make space for his head between my legs. The feel of his tongue on my outer lips was bliss.

[public] Late Night Dress Shopping!!! [F] and an unknown [M]

Hello sister sluts and everyone else! I wanna share my adventures from last night but first a little preface for those that don’t know me. I’m in a Dd/lg relationship with /u/settled_down and one of the things he helps me with is living out my fantasies. I’m naturally shy in real life but I have a crazy, animalistic need to to be used and abused like the slut I am on the inside. So he pushes me in all the right ways, tells me what to do, what to say, everything. I give up complete control to him and trust that he will put me in the situations I long for, the ones I would be to shy too initiate on my own.

So as you read about what happened last night, remember that through my phone my Daddy was telling me what to do and say the whole time!

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[M]y Colombian [F]riend. (some foot fetish and lactation – kinda long)

I met a girl at a volunteer organization I belong to. The organization helps people during disasters. I’m a fire fighter and she is a nurse and somehow nurses and fire fighters always seem to get along well together as we share a lot of similar experiences. She is Colombian, and the perfect example of a South American woman, olive skin, a little on the short side, big ass, big tits, small waist, big brown eyes and full thick lips. She colored her wavy hair in such a way that it faded from brown to bleach-blond at the ends and she had a little beauty mark on the side of her upper lip that drove me crazy. We ‘clicked’ instantly, chatting about trauma calls and impossible patients. We meet monthly for team meetings and soon we were going out to dinner after each one. Eventually we became pretty good friends and I would pick her up for the monthly meeting, have dinner with her, and then drop her off at her house. I always thought she was damn hot, but she had a boyfriend and a very young daughter. I was attached too so I never imagined anything could or would happen. This goes on for about a year.
One day she asks if I could drop by and fix something at her house. I go over around lunch time, fix a problem she has with her surround sound system and after she offers me lunch. Colombian women can cook! I don’t know what I had but it tasted great. We sat on her sofa, watched TV and talked. As we are chatting, somehow the conversation comes up about strip clubs and how she was at a bachelorette party a few weeks ago and the male stripper grabbed her tits and shoved his cock in her face. She said when he grabbed her tits, since she is still nursing her daughter and has tits full of milk, she squirted all over the place. We laughed together although I didn’t really find it funny, I was fascinated. I never had a lactation fetish before, but her story turned me on like crazy. I could imagine squeezing her tits and seeing milk spray out. My cock grew rock hard and I did all I could to hide it from her. She said she was disgusted about the guy trying to shove his cock in her face and I asked her why. And she told me she waxes her pussy once a week to keep it attractive and loves to fuck her boyfriend every day…but she has to have a connection with someone…she can’t just hook up no matter how handsome, rich or cool they may be.
She goes to get ice cream for desert and when she comes back to the living room, she sits at the other end of the sofa. I wonder why she sat so far away when previously she was right next to me. I wonder if she is embarrassed about the story she told me? We never spoke sexually before, so I feel kinda bad as I perhaps somehow crossed that imaginary friend-zone line. As we finish the vanilla ice cream, she stretches her legs out and puts her feet on my lap. She tells me she worked a 12 hour shift the day before and her feet and calves hurt. I reluctantly offer a foot massage and she accepts quickly with a big smile and a “thank-you”. Her toes are painted a perfect color, fire engine red! As I massage her small feet my cock begins to grow again. I never thought of feet as sexy, but massaging her toes, soles and heels gave me the biggest hard on ever. I could feel my cock leaking. I was wearing basketball shorts and couldn’t help my erection from pitching a tent. She glances at my crotch, smiles, and closes her eyes as I continue to massage her feet. She is wearing a black cotton dress that comes down to her knees. As I massage her feet, and change from foot to foot, her legs slowly spread, but I don’t think on purpose, it seemed accidental. I would get a glimpse of her gray cotton panties as I switched feet and I could see a wet spot forming between her thighs as a dark line formed in the center of her panties. As I continue to massage her right foot, her left foot falls on my thigh, her perfectly painted toes are right against my throbbing cock. Barely, almost imperceptibly, her toes slowly start to wiggle and rub up and down my cock. Her toes are soft and warm and she is rubbing me so softly and gently that I think she is unconscious of her actions and the effect it has on me. I change feet. Her other foot is now caressing the other side of my cock in the same slow soft deniable manner. I can barely take it. I feel like I am going to blow a load in my pants.
I decide to stop. This can’t go on. She is my friend, has a boyfriend and a young daughter. I try to remember math formulas to get my mind off sex. X=-b+/-b -4ac? Over something? Dy/Dx? Integrals from start from 0 and go to infinity? She seems almost asleep, my cock is slowly losing its hardness. I get up and tell her I have to go. She asks if I can look at one more thing before I leave. I say sure, what’s up? She says her AC is not cooling as well. I ask when was the last time you changed the filter? She has a look of uncertainty. Her big brown eyes looking up to me with a huge question mark floating above her head. She goes on that since she broke up with her boyfriend, she’s never even checked, that he always used to take care of that. She points me to the AC and I can’t seem to find the clips to loosen the filter. She finds a flashlight and I look under the unit. I can see the clips but can’t loosen them while holding the flashlight. As I lay down under the unit, I ask her to hold the light. She is sitting legs crossed next to me with her hand on my chest, pointing the light into the bottom of the unit. As I start to unclip the filter, she tells me her ex-boyfriend always had a hard time getting the filter out. Since her legs are crossed, her foot it right against my arm. She wiggles her toes on my arm and my cock starts growing again. Kinda as a joke, I ask her to lean forward, as I need more light. Her huge tits are now jiggling in front of my face. The more she leans, the more her tits are about to pop out from her dress. I look at her and smile. I tell her I still need more light. At this point she climbs on top of me, cow-girl style. I can feel her pussy lips straddling my cock pointed downwards along my leg. Again, kinda as a joke, I thrust my hard cock against her, and say, “Opps! Sorry my bad!” She giggles and says, “Is that what I do to you?” At this point I figure what do I have to lose? I reach up and grab her tits. Her dress pulls down easily and these huge torpedo shaped breasts pop out from the top of her dress. She has small dark brown areolas but long and thick nipples. I pinch them softly and she moans. I grab as much of her tit as possible in my hand and squeeze. Small droplets of milk form at the end of her nipple. She slowly starts to rub her pussy against my cock. I lean up and suck her tits. I never tasted breast milk before. It is warm and sweet, unlike anything I ever tasted. I suck a little harder and my mouth fills with milk easily. I am amazed and turned on at the same time as I swallow.
She reaches down between her legs and pulls her G-string panties to the side. She then pushes my shorts down and my cock springs up. As I look down I see her tits dripping milk and a steady stream of pussy juice landing on my cock. It looks like syrup or honey, a clear solid stream of slippery girl lube. She very slowly lowers herself onto my cock. Her pussy is literally hot. It is the hottest wettest pussy I ever felt! She tilts her head back as she rides me slowly, arching her back with her pulled down dress top supporting the bottom of her breasts that are pointed like a pair of bananas at me. Her long hair caresses my thighs as she slowly grinds her pussy onto me. I am larger than average dude and I can feel my cock hitting her cervix which most girls find uncomfortable. She starts to gyrate her crotch in circles on my cock and she whispers, “oh my god, your cock is so delisciously huge”. Next she puts her feet from along my legs to over my thighs and caresses my balls and base of my shaft with her toes. I can’t penetrate her that deeply now, but she whispers again, “you like that papi?” I can’t even answer. My cock is so hard and swollen it hurts and I am trying so hard not to cum. I am amazed at the size of her tits and how the milk keeps dripping out. She keeps ridding me and starts picking up the pace. Her ass slaps my body as she fucks me harder. Tits are bouncing in my face. I am thoroughly enjoying her but at the same time mindful not to blow my load. As she rides harder and faster, I feel her pussy clamp down on my cock. Her legs begin to shake and she screams, “Ayy, Papi! Ayyyyy!” My cock is nearly numb, but I can’t blow my load now. Ever since I met her, I always imagined taking her from behind. I flip her over, pull her dress up, tear her panties down, and shove my nose and tongue into her sloppy wet pussy. It tastes better than I ever imagined. Her pussy is fat, swollen and soaking wet, and she was right, she does wax weekly! She moans softly as I slurp her juices. She is begging, “Fuck me please,Papi! Por Favor Papi!” I enter her from behind as she arches her back. She has a tattoo of a buttefly on her right ass cheek, and I am happy to know something about her few others know. I start off slow but soon I can’t control myself. With each thrust, her huge tits sway and drip more milk on the floor. I can sense her orgasm is building as her pussy is clenching down on my cock again. I can’t help it, I’m bare back but hopefully she is on the pill. Or maybe she is not. I am scared at excited at the same time at the thought of impregnating her. I start pounding her a little harder. I cannot see her tits too well from the side because of her long blond hair, so I grab a handful of hair and yank her head back so I can see better. She squeals, “Ayy, Papi!” I now have a good view of her tits bouncing as I pound her from behind. I can tell I’m hitting cervix again because she takes her hand and pushes it against my torso so I don’t penetrate her as deeply. The pressure in my cock is building. He pussy is getting tighter. I see a steady stream of milk spraying the floor. She lifts her feet up so her toes are just under my balls and that slight caress on my balls with her toes sends me over the edge. I came like I never came before. It seemed like I was squirting cum insider her for ten minutes. It spills out as I am cumming, its dripping down her leg and globs drip down my balls and fall to the floor. After streams and streams of cum, I am exhausted. My knees are sore from the tiled floor. My cock is sore from the pressure and my balls are sore from cumming so much and so hard. I collapse next to her. We lay on the floor for a few minutes and then she gets up. “Thanks again for coming by for lunch today!” I pull up my shorts and she says she is sorry for kicking me out, but she has to pick up her daughter at daycare. I can’t wait for our meeting next month!