Ok, so! My weekend. Wow. I’m just now not quite so sore.
First, I’ll post our descriptions again so you don’t have to dig to get a visual:
Me: Hi! 5’0″ (wife says I’m actually closer to 4’10’, but fuck that bitch and her lying tape measure! 5’0″!), 36D-30-40, hair midway down my back, still bright anime red. Gonna prolly go back to blonde when this fades. Brown eyes. 21 years old.
Wife (Jade): 6’0″, 40F-30-44, long jet black hair down almost to her butt, hazel eyes that sometimes just turn brown on me. Dunno why. Haven’t figured out the pattern. It’s freaky. 34 years old.
So, it all started Friday night, before the snow rolled in. We had all our supplies (food, candles, toilet paper, lube, you know, the essentials) and we were snuggled up by the laptop browsing on Adam & Eve for what our next extra $50 was gonna go to.
At some point, for no reason whatsoever, Jade tells me that when I use a vibrator in her ass, she usually orgasms from it.
I’m like “No fucking way. Not possible. It’s a mindgasm, not a real orgasm.”