My first milf [MF]

So my father was having an end of summer party at his house. The night starts with me drinking and hanging out with everyone at the party. Eventually the night turns into shots of jack and lines of blow. At around midnight, i see this older women at the party, shes around 47 years old, a friend of a friend that knows my father. She came u p to me and asked if i smoked bud, i told her no,and she then asked if i wanted to do a line of blow. I accept and she takes my hand and brings me to a bathroom. She pulls out the bag and starts breaking out lines. In my drunk state of mind i ask her if i can do a line off of her ass, she agrees. She pulls her dress up, to a surprise,noone panties on. I do my line and she asks to do a line off my cock. I agreed,and whipped out my semi hard cock. She starts jerking my cock to get it up to full speed,and them does her line. At this point im ready to fuck anything i can after this first time experience. As she was still on her knees i ask her if she likes to suck cock. She asks why and i shove my cock down her throat. Man she could suck a cock! I grabbed the back of her head and thrust it down her throat. After 5 minutes of sucking i asked her how she liked that young cock (i was 22 at the time) to which she replied with “id rather it in my pussy” and proceeds to bend over the sink. I fucked her from behind untill i was about to cum. I came all over her face and tits. After we finished, she left the room and continued on with the party.

[MF] The true story of one of the naughtiest things I ever did, and the secret behind how my daughter was conceived.

This is the true story of one of the hottest and naughtiest things I ever did, and also the story of how my youngest daughter was conceived.

It’s a long shot but, if you are the guy in this story – if this happened to you – please PM me! Everyone else, please enjoy this as a hopefully hot story and feel free to share your naughty stories in return!

It was a Friday night, and I was 19. I was a first year undergraduate in London, and loving it – new friends, new experiences. I was having plenty of sex, I was fairly promiscuous – but in general I’d been careful about protection.

This particular Friday me and four friends went out late, to a central London club. We’d dressed up, I was wearing a green dress which showed off my figure, and matching black bra and pants – which I put on thinking somebody might see them! So I guess we were on the pull. I was 19, blonde and slim – I don’t have the biggest boobs but I looked pretty hot and I knew I’d have the attention of guys, which was exactly what I wanted.

[MF] Adventures With Horse Girl pt. 1

I met horse girl in the fall of 2011. She was dating the drummer in my friend’s band, and started hanging around regularly at my friend’s place (de facto party house for my squad at the time). Anyways, we were pretty drunk and talking and she dropped that he and her had broken up. I don’t think I had ever given her much thought, but I was drunk and horny that night and it was halloween so she was dressed pretty skimpy.

Horse girl was just a tad under 5’4” and weighed probably around 100 lbs (petite through and through). She was half Korean and half German, so she looked very exotic, and despite being so tiny framed, had a little roundness to her butt and wore a B-cup bra. She had a pixie cut that night, and had her midriff showing off her dermals flanking her pubic region. Only thing that bothered me was her strange smile (she smiled even when angry or other things, so maybe it was just her tiny mouth or like the way her teeth meet), but I don’t think I noticed that until we had broken up.

Looking for an old [FM] story

Long shot, but maybe you can help.

I’m looking for an old post called something like “what I heard upstairs”. One of the hottest pieces of literature I’ve read here, but can’t find it, possibly since it’s been deleted.

It was about this college guy coming home for the weekend or holiday with his friend (called Mike I think) and staying the night at his cool aunt’s place. She ends up getting high with them and banging the friend, which the author wakes up to hear in real time but doesn’t confront them. The next morning they all act as if nothing happened, but in the car back to college he tells his buddy he saw them together and it’s all good.

Rings any bells?

[Group] How to piss off a coked-out germophobe…

Okay, I’m bored and that last one was fun to talk about, so I’ll tell one more, then, probably disappear forever. This is about, maybe, the most bizarre thing that’s ever happened to me in a sexual situation. It’s kind of a mic dropper, so anything after this would just be lame and silly.

When I [26, at this time] first moved to the city I currently live, through friends, I hooked up with this guy, Jeff [I think he was 29/30]. He’s not a booty call, per se, but if we’re around each other after 9 PM, we tend to make it home together. Now, Jeff is an awful human being. A little misogynist. Obnoxious. Kind of a pathological liar. No real employment. Trust fund baby. I don’t know if he was joking or not, but I think he voted for Trump. But dude can fuck. There’s just something when we get together that it’s like fireworks and shit. I would never date him in a million years. I don’t even let him kiss me. I just want him to stick his dick in me and put his mouth on my nether regions. He’s tons of fun in the sack. He’s even responsible for my one and only MMF.

[FM] Stretched and manually diddled for about 3 hours. Sodomy Sunday, Happy Keister!

What the fuck just happened. My cunt hurts.

Day started out pretty simple, shaved QuarterRican’s asshole for her so she could go on a date later, gave her a quick BJ/HJ 101 on a dildo, maybe did a snuffleupagus impression in her lady folds, sent her on her way. She and I are what happens when cisgender men wake up with vaginas one day, in case you’ve ever wondered. Decided somewhere in there I should randomly throw Adderall in my system, after she left I resigned to spending the day riding my knock off sybian and playing with myself various ways. I like days like today- everything is closed, everybody is doing things with their families, no work, no responsibility, no social obligations. Diddle myself all god damn day, days. Lightbulb, ever since Napsturbate I’ve wanted to continue the make-out assist while I ride my fuck machine- Tinder to the rescue, am I right? Everybody wants to watch a woman ride one in real life, and I’m the slutty Make-A-Wish Foundation. Swipe, swipe, swipe. Yesterday a cute dude my age hits me up send me his Sybian Star Trek fan fiction and I am over the moon he’s messaging me today too. *Note to self: he used the term fan fiction, find out what his fandom is and how deep the nerdy goes. Nerds are my jam, baby. Pro-tip: how someone talks to you online or in person, is pretty much how you can expect them to fuck you. Tone is as important as content. He’s funny, that’s the best sign. Funny dudes are better in bed- I cannot express this enough. How many times have I said this and it’s been true? Nearly every god damn time. I tell him I’m spending the day with bae (torn on naming the fuck machine Saddam Pussein, or Muammar Get-off-e… either way, needs a mustache,) in bed. He asks if I’d allow an audience, DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER! Of course, but you have to make-out with me; nobody get’s a free show. Throw him my phone number, he texts me, I send him my address. Now I need to hustle and clean up my house because he’s on the way right meow. Our online interaction was very, very brief but I had only considered we’d suck face while I had a big ol’ orgasm on my adult choo choo.

[MF] Me and my Girlfriend… After the engagement.

Previously…

https://redd.it/64rc4l

A few days ago…

Erin just came back from her morning run and I was having coffee in the kitchen. I had a big smile on my face remembering the weekend we just had. She was truly wonderful. More wonderful than I can ever ask for.

She came out of the bedroom naked and poured herself a cup of coffee. HEr hair was a mess, she was sweaty, no make up and yet when I looked at her, she was never ever this beautiful. I smiled. She turned around and looked at me. She acknowledged my smile and she smiled back. Catching the habit from her, I bit my lip to unconsciously stop myself from saying something. Why? I don’t know. It’s not like what I had to say was a bad thing.

Erin caught this. She put her coffee cup down, walked towards me and gently put her hand on my dick.

“What were you going to say?” she asked as she playfully tugged on my dick.

“Ask me again later.” I answered. Though smiling, Erin knew I was serious.

She leaned over to kiss me.

[FM] How dirty panties led me to sleeping with my urologist

Back in college, there was this guy I [23, at this time] hooked up with a couple of times. Things didn’t work out on a sexual/romantic level, but we got along great and became friends. Still are. He lived by himself in this great, two-bedroom house, cheap rent, close to campus, but it was also on the other side, away from the rest of the madness, so the neighborhood was quiet. It was owned by this sweet, conservative couple who lived across the street. They were really strict about noise and parties, though.

I loved this house, which is why I got in touch with the renters when my friend graduated. I thought it’d be the perfect place to spend my last year. Only issue was it was my entire budget. There’d be no extra money after rent and utilities. I’d never been much for roommates. Never had one in my life. Only child to dorms to apartments. Had no interest in starting now. So I agreed and was determined to make it happen somehow.

Parade Surprise [FM]

Yesterday I went to an Easter Parade, I wore a cute little skirt that showed a little of my ass and no panties. I spent all day making sure I would bend over slowly and jump around excitedly whenever I won a game if I thought a man was watching me, teasing has always made me happy. There were a whole bunch of people lined up along the street along metal fence dividers, the crowds were so thick that once I got to the front of the metal dividers to see the street better (because I’m small hehe) I was quickly closed in and isolated from my friends. I thought nothing of it since it was just an Easter Parade and I couldn’t turn around to leave without running into people, it was so crowded that we were basically body to body. Since I was leading a little against and over the metal divider my skirt rode up to expose a majority or my ass.

Amanda [MF] [LONG]

DISCLAIMER! THIS IS MY FIRST POST. I DO NOT THINK I’M A GREAT AUTHOR SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME.

At the time of this encounter I was younger just got my license. So that meant I got my first taste of being an adult. I drove this old 1979 Ford pick up truck. (which I love!) With that truck though I had to pay for gas, maintenence, any repairs, and rebuilding the thing because it needed some love. So what do I do get a job. In the town I live in there this really big water park that all the young kids in my area go to for employment. (for privacy I will not name this water park)….let me tell you it’s pretty big.