I made out with and got a bj from my cousin [MF]

Following the trend of posts I’ve seen on here recently, I felt compelled to give one of my own from my drunken and depressed days.

I was visiting my hometown from college one weekend and was supposed to take a girl to the bar. This was not uncommon for me in those days. Anyway, I went and picked her up and we met my buddy R and his gf L at the bar and were pouring back the drinks. The girl I had brought with me M, had just gotten divorced from a guy I went to highschool with and was very clingy towards me, but not in a good way.

That Time I Gave You A Massage [MF]

So. You undress me down to my bra and panties. I undress you so you’re shirtless and just down to your briefs and you lie down on the bed on your stomach.

I begin slowly, first kneeling at your feet and kneading your hard calves. I continue working my fingers up your thighs, rubbing you with deep, firm strokes. I gently part your legs and work my fingers in small circles along your inner thighs, dipping ever closer to your cock.

But just as I feel you start to tense and react to my touches I back off again, continuing to work my fingers in slow, firm circles over your ass, to your lower back.

I position myself further up your body to work on the rest of you.

I straddle you, sitting just above your ass, my mound pressed against your tailbone. I firmly work the muscles in your shoulders and back with my palms, leaning my body weight into you with each movement.

As my body sways into you, I tell myself it’s so I can apply more pressure to your body, but at that moment, I’m really just thinking much naughtier things and discretely mimicking how much I want to be grinding into you.

[MF] My Neighbour’s Neighbour.

So where I stay, most of the people are old age pensioners doing their gardening and living out the rest of their lives, apart from my neighbour’s neighbour. It was a mother and daughter staying together, the daughter being about 26. My neighbour had asked me to go help them as they needed to move some heavy stuff. They had a guest type house in the back garden that I assume the daughter used. I obliged as didn’t have much else to do that day.

I went over, bear in mind it was summer, quite a hot day, so the daughter was wearing a bikini with shorts… Leaving not much else to imagination. She probably had 36DD tits and they were jiggling. She also lips that could be classed as Dick Sucking Lips and her thighs were long luscious but also thicc. Her skin was glistening in combination of sun cream and sweat. She had her brown her in a bun, with her feet on display in flip flops. Fair to say I was at half chub right there.

The night I was used for revenge [MF] [cheating]

It was the summer between high school and college when I started dating Lydia. I use “dating” in the loosest sense because while we talked quite a bit and actually went out on several dates we were never official by any stretch of the imagination. We made out but that was basically it physically for us.

Lydia had a cousin named Tiffany who was usually at Lydia’s house. She had a crappy home life so I understood why she was there. Tiffany and I were friendly. She was a cute girl with black hair, deep brown eyes, freckles, b-cup and perky breasts, and thick muscular thighs. She had been a cheerleader in high school so she was pretty fit. She wasn’t a knockout but she was attractive.

We were all hanging out at Lydia’s house one night and had watched a movie. After the movie I was heading home. There were no frills when I left, not even a kiss from Lydia or an offer to walk me to my car. I didn’t need her to it just seems like the polite thing to do when you’re “dating” someone. As I’m walking out the door Tiffany comes out behind me. She says she’s going to have a smoke and we walk to my car and start chatting. Nothing extensive just talked about the movie and joked around. I’m leaning with my back against my car when Tiffany asks me how serious I am about Lydia. Knowing it’s her cousin I’m careful with my reply.

[Rape] My cousin took my virginity at age 21. [MF]

She came over to my place and while my mom was in the shower, we were on her bed. She decides she wants to see cock and I was designated dick. With that said she pulls down my sweatpants against my will. My cock gets hard as she’s stroking, my mind is caput at this point. I mean I’m processing so much at one time. To make rape effective she decides to swallow me and I mean spit and moaning comes from her head. I push her off and I collect myself. Started crying a little and she’s tells me that if she doesn’t finish what she started she was going to tell my mom I tried to rape her. So like the young man I was, which was naive. I let her get the best of me which was my first kiss, my virginity and my first orgasm. She throws me on the bed and puts me back in her mouth to get me hard again. Then she gets on top of me Positions herself to bounce on my cock. Right before she slides me inside her she says “I love you” and slides down my cock with fury. Next thing I know, I’m crying and when I get close to cumming. My cousin hopes off to swallow my hot load of goup that I pushed out. I fall asleep. Wake up like 6 or 7 hours later and I learned she went home. I love my cousin.

[FM] The Time He Fucked Me in His Parents House

I left the house at 8.30 am to hang out with my friends since my husband’s hanging out with his family anyway. According to his itinerary: him and his brothers were supposed to fix their dad’s car leaving him with much wiggle room to randomly receive naughty texts from me. Honestly, I don’t really keep my promises. But that morning he grabbed my face, made me look him in the eye, and begged me to swear that I will not play the send-my-hubby-a-picture-of-my-butt-in-a-random-bathroom-and-text-him-naughty-shit game.

So, I kind of kept my promise. 1) His dreamy green eyes were hypnotizing 2) I guess I just wanted to be a good and behave for once in my life.

But I did, however, at around 4.15 pm show him some of the underwear I got at Agent Provocateur after leaving my friend’s place. I didn’t plan on doing some last-minute shopping but the urge to do so was evident since the last text I received told me they were installing the breaks or something. Also! I did not send a picture of any part of my body. Food, however, was different.

[SUCCESS STORY] 29 [FM] – #Fontana – Tonight ONLY – Come over, I’ll smoke you out and you can eat my pussy ;)

Posting this here because [my post](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/67szz0/success_story_29_f4a_fontana_tonight_only_come/) keeps getting removed from RandomActsOfMuffDive. Hope you guys enjoy it ;)

*P.S: refer to the original post to find the username of the lucky guy.*

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Last Saturday night reddit managed to deliver *yet* again. ;)

Unexpectedly, I found out on Saturday that I was going to be home alone, which **never** happens. I rent a room at a house where a family lives, and the mother and 3 sons are ALWAYS home, so this was gonna be a super rare chance.

I had been in the middle of a 11 week dry spell when I found out the news, so obviously the first thing that came to mind was that I’d have a chance to have someone come over, at the very least eat my pussy, and have the stupid dry spell broken.

[MF] The “lesbian” with red flags and my mother’s convertable

I have several strange hookup stories from my past, and I’m going to start sharing them starting with this one. I was friends with this girl named Ashley for a couple years. She was in the same group of people in the punk/metal scene I used to hang out with. She had red flags all over the place, so I would have never pursued her even she said she wasn’t lesbian (questionable stories of men breaking into her house and assaulting her, off and on heavy drugs, crazy eyes, always had to correct you with “facts” she “knew but everyone else didn’t”). Most people tolerated her, but I had a way of talking around her that kept her comfortable without her reverting to “Red Flag Mode” most of the time. I hung out with a lot of people back then, but I always felt alone. I’d hang out with anyone to fill in that void until they would drag me into their drama, then drop them like a hot potato. We would chill by ourselves from time to time, and I sometimes dropped her off at the house of whatever girl she was dating at the time because she had no car.

[Cheating]seduced by my roommate’s girlfriend and gave in[MF]

gonna be vague on the details cause this is actually a true story. not a lurker here so i don’t know what’s the % on real vs fake stories, but I have some time to kill so I thought i’d type this story up. am not a writer so forgive me in advance. this is not really a funny or awesome story, but some may like it regardless.

x amount of time ago I had a roommate (just in the same place, not literally sharing the same room). We were the same age and both in school. He wasn’t my friend before we started living together, but he was a pretty cool guy and we had some mutual friends. He had a girlfriend that would come over and hang out with us a lot (later I would find out this was because she was the kind of girl that didn’t have good female friends, extrapolate from that what you will). To paint you guys a picture: she was a short petite fit asian, small perky breasts but nice ass, dressed pretty conservatively for a college aged girl.