Terrible Date Saved by Her Roommate [MF]

I matched with this girl online and we hit it off right away. Conversation went well, she definitely had a naughty side. She would tell me about all the things she’d do to me if I were with her. She had me hooked. Eventually, we decided on a date to meet up.
When we actually started to hang out, she was nothing like her online self. She was pretty, had a nice smile, but was so dry to talk to. When I tried to get close and initiate all the things we had talked about, she was kinda hesitant. It’s almost like she didn’t want any contact. I was very confused.
I asked her about it and she said that her roommate had been helping her respond to my messages. It wasn’t actually her. She said she didn’t feel comfortable with it and was shy. I told her I understood and would never make her do anything she wasn’t comfortable with.
After the date, I went back to her place to drop her off. I told her I enjoyed our time, but ultimately, didn’t see the relationship going further. She almost seemed annoyed. WTF man.
As I was pulling out of her parking spot, I noticed another car pulling in. I rolled down my window and got the other driver’s attention.
“Hey! Are you the roommate??” – she was so confused.
“I just went on a date with your roommate. She told me you were behind all her messages!”
At this point, her confused expression left her face. She was curious now.
“Yeah haha that was me. How’d it go?”
“It was the woooooorst. How can you live with her? It’s like talking to a brick wall!”
She laughed because she knew exactly what I was talking about.
“Why do you think I responded for her??”
“It should’ve been you on the date with me then! That shit was terrible!”
She laughed, fully understanding my frustration.
I laughed too and told her to have a great day. As I began to roll up my window, she stopped me and motioned me to put the window down.
“Are you doing anything else tonight? I feel like I know you already and got nothing going on,” she said.
“Well, I planned to spend the night with your roommate, but that sucked. I’m free. Wanna go out?”
She quickly said yes and parked her car. Being the gentleman that I am, I got out and opened the door for her.
“Let’s get out of here before my roommate sees that I’m home.”
“Agreed.”
We drove off. Omg, this second date was 100000% better than the first. We understood each other’s humor. She would laugh at my jokes and place her hand on my lap when I laughed. Since I had already ate, we stopped at a bar/restaurant. I only ordered beer, but encouraged her to eat! She got a big fat burger with greasy fries. Her beer was as big as mine! I stole a few of her fries and she teased me about it.
After a couple drinks, I asked if she wanted me to drop her off. I offered to take her back to my place, but my place was far and her place was 5 min away. She told me to just drop her off, if that was okay.
Damn. Two girls, one night, and no sex? That sucked, but at least the second girl made up for it with good conversation.
As soon as we got in the car, she locked the doors. She told me to lay the seat back a little, and to pull out my dick. I wasn’t going to argue. Fuck yes. I pulled out my cock and she immediately grabbed it. She jerked it up and down, watching as it got hard in her small hands. She then pushed her long hair back and started to suck on it. Fuck yes.
She climbed on me and started to ride my dick. I couldn’t help but grab her boobs as we fucked in the front seat. I got her off me and pushed her into the back seat. I put her legs on my shoulders and ate her pussy out until she came hard. I made sure to focus on her clit and felt as it vibrated against my tongue when she came.
Then, I bent her over the back seat and fucked her from behind until I was about to cum. She pushed me again and shoved my dick in her mouth. She swallowed every last drop.
We got dressed. I held her thigh the whole way to her place. She took my phone and put her number in it. She told me we’ve already been talking through her friend, but now we can talk directly. She told me she had a few other bars she wanted to show me and couldn’t wait until we got together again.
It was a rollercoaster, but I drove home satisfied.

[F]29 People see a happy couple. I see a challenge

Whenever I meet a seemingly happy MF couple, I can’t help but wonder if he has ever cheated or thought of cheating. Would it be easy or challenging to tempt him? Would he act on it even if he were tempted?

I usually find myself thinking about what type of girls and what kind of situations would tempt him into straying. I do find myself subtly being more friendly to him (though not to the extent that she could accuse me of being flirty). Over time, I would start wearing clothes that are increasingly lower-cut around him as well.

The only thing is that the married/taken guys that I do end up fucking are those who had already cheated in the past. My current wish list is to be the first person a guy cheats with…

My first bi experience [FMF]

To be honest I’ve never thought about “realizing” I’m bi as a revelation kind of stuff and I definitely have no “mouthfucked my best friend at a wild party” (most of the time bs) story to share.

What happened is that I was in a hetero relationship and had never been with a woman before when I guess I “found out”. My boyfriend lived with a girl that was a good friend of his. This was around the time we (me and him) were about 21 or so. She was a bit older.

So I used to spend a lot of time at their place and the three of us would hang out, watch movies, play the occasional board game, drink and smoke.

The girl was a lesbian and there had never been anything intimate between me and her. I mean there definitely was some trolling and bs talking like “hey Mike (not his real name), your cute gf is here. In shorts (laughing)”, but we were really cool and very friendly with each other. The usual routine was that after hanging out with her, we’d start making out a bit at the living room and then, almost instantly, move to my bf’s room and fuck. In fact, I always tried to be as less noisy as possible both cause I was a bit embarrassed and due to curtesy.

I had [m]y first bi experience with my [f]riend and her other friend

A few months ago I was lonely and looking for a friend, fwb, smoke buddy… something. I am 40, 6’0″ 200 lbs, straight guy, married to a asexual prude. Turns out that if you ask, Reddit provides. I met June. So we talk a little, and we quickly realize that we live VERY close to each other, this gave me pause for a moment as in my real life I am not looking for trouble or drama. We talk a few more minutes and in less than 30 minutes I go from her initial reply to hanging out smoking in her garage. And that might be an exaggeration but it wasn’t LONGER than 30 minutes.

I pride myself on being able to read people well, and I had her locked in quickly. She’s a soccer mom, mad at her husband, looking to rebel a little, and my proximity and supply of weed made it a quick and easy score. We hangout just sitting, smoking for over an hour. She says she wants to invite me in but was hesitant. (Tangential digression, I had never smoked with anyone before I was a solo closet smoker for years, and I let her know she was taking my social smoking virginity.) So I let her know it’s all good I had fun and I hope we can do it again sometime. She goes to open the garage door and let me out and I decided I had her pegged sonI would give her what she wanted and shoot my shot.

[Group] Wild at college

At University, I (19F) got drunk and allowed two guys to double penetrate me. This wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t in a room full of students. I got a dreadful reputation. Afterwards, boys would just knock on my hall of residence door at all hours expecting sex. I once had one guy fucking me with two sat on my desk waiting. If it was the wrong time of the month, I’d just give blow jobs.

Whenever my parents visited, I couldn’t wait to get them out of the halls just in case something was said. I have no idea what happened that first year, I was brought up in a respectable family. The second year I moved into a house share with two female students I didn’t know, and the madness ended. If I’m ever asked, I never reveal my ‘number’ I simply deduct that year.

Whilst writing this confession I tried to remember the number that first year at Uni. I can recall some of the names, as a few I knew them well, others are just faces; that gave a horrific figure of 40. However, I know there are more; I would put a figure of about 60 different men that year.

[FM] Seven years ago this morning I had one of, if not the, most intense orgasms of my life

Yes I still remember the date lol.

I was 24 at the time. It was an ordinary morning, my boyfriend at the time and I were naked in bed just waking up. We began making out, enjoying our naked bodies pressed together and our bare feet rubbing together. Things began progressing as they usually did, we sucked each other’s nipples, he sucked my toes and licked my feet, then ate my pussy until I came, then slid back up and kissed me as he slid his cock inside of me. We fucked in missionary for awhile while making out, then I climbed on top of him and rode him as he sucked my nipples until I squirted. Then I was on my back and he was standing off the bed fucking me with my toes in his mouth. Now at this point I should mention that all of this we’d done several times before in the 2 years we’d been dating. But as I neared my third orgasm of the morning something different happened. I start squeezing my nipples, and at that moment he ran his tongue across the sole of my foot, and like it just hit me, instant orgasm, almost blackout from pleasure, I screamed so loud I’m sure everyone heard, and I just flooded the bed. It’s weird, I’ve obviously had my soles licked before, but there was something about the timing that just triggered an orgasm so strong that I was stlll trembling 2 hours later. Oh and he pulled out and came on my tits at some point during my convulsions lol. I still masturbate thinking about that session

I am so getting [f]ired for this

My colleague and I have already had a handful of non-physical explicit interactions, I’ve been very clear that we absolutely cannot get physical ever and he’s basically driving me wild with his creativity.

Most of us are in-office on Fridays and I came in only to find out he had booked an early morning meeting with me in my office. I definitely want him bad enough that it would push my limits, and I wasn’t sure if it was a teasing meeting or work related so I moved the location to one of our meeting rooms with the full glass walls next the busiest area so I wouldn’t be tempted.

He noticed this change and came into my office a few minutes before the meeting and closed the door behind him. He put two huge metal balls on my desk and asked me if I knew what they were, I had no idea, he said they were Ben Wa Balls and I remembered having seen them on Adam & Eve. He wanted to put them inside me and leave them there the whole day. I couldn’t let him get anywhere near my pussy in person but I was feeling frisky enough to do it anyway. So I put them in myself really quickly.

[F] FWB brings [M] Bro along to find [M] his bi side

Awhile ago I broke a covid sexual desert with an FWB and her brother. She’s an eager consumer of cock and likes to be filled and stretched by a big ‘un, and texted me she was quite hungry for one and we agreed to this weekend. She also said she was bringing her brother who professed  a bi-curiosity and wanted to ask me about it. I thought to myself that “asking” would mean my dick in his ass within 2 hours of arrival.

Friday eve. they arrive. FWB is an athletic energetic person with nice perky tits that are tasty to lick. Bro is about 5’ 8″ tall, 8″ shorter than me but was a gymnast in HS and college and has stayed active and has a typical compact lean, muscular gymnasts body with a magnificent round muscular bubble butt.

They came in and sat in the tv room while I got us glasses of wine. Bro sat at the end of the coach, FWB took a perch on a side chair, I sat in the middle of the couch. We talked and sort of de stressed while having the wine.

[FM] Teaching a Shy Guy the Art of Pleasure

I was in a college math class when I met him. He sat behind me and never said a word, but he always knew the answers to the questions I asked. He was cute, but a bit shy and socially awkward. His hair was long and dyed black, and he had good taste in music.

With a big test coming up, I asked him if he would come over to my apartment and study with me. He agreed, and when he showed up, he was dressed a little nicer than usual and freshly shaved. I had a feeling he was hoping for more than just studying.

We “studied” for hours, but since he already knew everything, he was really just tutoring me. When we finished, I asked him about his dating life, and he told me he hadn’t had much luck. He said he was inexperienced with sex and that most girls in college were put off by that. He had had sex a couple of times in high school, but he had never fingered or eaten a girl out.

[MF] My BBW Wife first time at sex shop that had booths!

We were driving around town on a Saturday and the wife mention she wanted to stop at a sex shop and look for some new toys for us. She finds a place about 10 minutes away and noticed a decent amount of cars parked. As soon as we walked in the cashier was like booths or shopping? My wife gets confused at first and says both lol. She tell us to go around the corner and make a left. There was about 2-3 guys already in the shop and they noticed us quick. So we head the the booth and the wife is excited and says to me she wanted to suck my cock in the booth which of course I am excited for lol.

So we pick out some gangbang porn for the booth and I drop my pants and she is going to town. She making a good amount of noise cause she loves when people know when she’s being a slut. She did noticed while sucking my cock there was a door like hole that was close and she decided to open it as she was sucking my cock. Within a min a decent size cock appears and the wife was taken back but asked me if she can try it. She goes right to sucking this strange cock and the guy cums within a min lol. Within 2 mins another appears and she just yells line up if you want you cock sucked lol. By the end of this she blew 5 cocks in 30 mins. DM always open!