[FF] My first and only Tinder hook up.

About a month ago on a lark I created a Tinder account just to see what kinds of women in my area were out there.

Between Reddit Guy and my normal life, my free time is limited, so I didn’t expect to find a woman who’d be interested in a booty call if the moon and stars aligned. To my surprise, I got a lot of response.

I chatted here and there with various women, but soon my interest was narrowed down to two ladies. One of them, Meg, was far and away the most physically attractive. She had no experience with women but was curious and eager to try.

We flirted a lot and it began to escalate this week. We exchanged pictures and got each other off via text one day while we each sat in our respective offices 20 miles apart. We we at a fever pitch but both so busy that meeting in real life seemed impossible.

That changed last night. I got a text from her. Her schedule had opened and I was just hanging around my empty house. We were going to meet. We decided on a bar a block from my house and my heart began to race.

[MF] Healthy Rebound Sex: Getting Caught in a Cemetery and Fucking Her with a Beer Bottle.

The “let’s give them some backstory” version: http://relationshipgoalsxxx.com/nikki-part-1/

I was taking a recent break up pretty badly… spending a few days in my bedroom drinking beer, binge watching the first three seasons of Scrubs and feeling sorry for myself. Unlike previous bouts of self-loathing after a break up, I found myself completely uninterested in sex. Or companionship. Or any sort of interaction with anyone. I spent these weeks writing terribly derivative and attention-seeking blog posts about how unlovable I am. How I’d never find someone. I was fucking 23 and stupid and emotionally immature and thought that I could make my ex feel sorry enough for me to take me back. Don’t ever do this.

My self-involved diatribes didn’t cause her to fall in love with me and come running back… but they definitely caught the attention of Nikki. I’d never met Nikki in real life. She had done some freelance writing for me the previous year and we were connected on Myspace and Livejournal, but we rarely talked… until my blog posts were plagiarized My Chemical Romance lyrics, changed to vaguely reflect my sadness.

How I almost fucked my best friend [MF]

Jill and I worked together for a few years. We were casual acquaintances until some drama at work between a close friend of mine and another friend of Jill’s allowed us to get closer to one another. Shortly after that, I got into some trouble at work and landed a 30-day suspension, and became kinda depressed at my own stupidity. Jill really stepped up and helped me take my mind off it. We’d stay up all night talking at her place, drinking with some mutual friends, etc. It wasn’t long before we were pretty much best friends.

Jill was black, about 5’4″, a little chunky, but definitely not fat, some beautiful DD breasts and a nice round ass. After a night of drinking (them, not me, I had no DD so I was sober), Jill’s friend decided she wanted to go streaking in the rain. The problem with that was Jill lived in a pretty busy part of town, and it would have been easy for them to get caught. It was up to me to talk them down. I got to them before they were stripped, but Jill’s friend saw the look on my face and booked it, leaving Jill and I standing alone at the end of her driveway. Jill was pretty drunk. She turned around as I approached and grabbed my crotch as soon I was in range. My dick appreciated the attention and decided to grow hard through my jeans. I scooted back out of her grip at about the same time her friend came back around the corner.

[MF] Adventure in the park: Fucking from the car, to the boat dock, back to the car

The Adventures of Chubs and Dubs (ACAD)

First post, so I will make some mild introductions here.

Chubs is an attractive, sexy, strong, funny, and all around amazing woman that I met back in the spring of 2016. I won’t go through any of the details right now, but soon in other future posts. She calls me Dubs, therefore, the Reddit account.

ACAD 1.0 – Adventure in the park: Fucking from the car, to the boat dock, back to the car

It was around August, 2016, when Chubs and I started talking about fucking outside. Literally. We are both adventurous when it comes to sex. So the story goes like this….

We just finished fucking for a good hour and a half at my apartment when we stopped because we were hungry. After we ate, we were about to fuck some more, when Chubs reminded me that we should fuck at the boat dock. This dock has a special meaning to both of us because that’s where we hang out with our friends almost every day during the week. So around 9pm, we drove to the dock. We noticed there was a car parked on the other side of the parking lot, so we stayed in the car for a bit to observe the other car. That’s when we both moved to the backseat of the car and started kissing each other. We were both wearing shorts with no undies so it’s easy access. My hand started roaming around her soft, silky legs while we kiss passionately. As I made my way into her inner thigh, I could hear her breathing starting to get heavy.

[MF] Inspired by a movie

This was like 2 months ago, me and my girlfriend where watching the movie “Dear White People”. In the movie, at one scene the guy and a girl walks into the room and the girl says to the guy, drop on your knees while he eats her out. My girlfriend says to me casually – No one has ever done that to me, just dropped my panties and eated me out. When I heard it, I didn’t think much of it first. My girlfriend is African American with great curves at her hips, a great ass and a really nice “tatas”. When she is wearing a tight bra and leggings, shit, I feel like I’m losing my mind. Fast forward 2 weeks later. We were watching a movie again, we kind of promised each other that we won’t fuck that day, because our relationship wasn’t really official, we knew it will end in couple of weeks (Now its ended) so we didn’t want to release too much oxytocin in our brains and then be wrecks after. That day, we were cuddling on her coach, watching a movie. I like to cover her in my arms where she is basically trapped in my arms. In the middle of the movie, I kind of notice she is moving one off her arms, while she’s staring at the screen. I start to see her movements and I notice she’s fingering herself. I pretend I didn’t notice it and keep on watching. After couple of minutes I suggest a break. GF stands up and goes to the kitchen (she has a student studio apartment and her kitchen is basically next to her front door, her front door faces the balcony, which is shared with like 50 other studios). So she goes to the kitchen, I follow. She turns to the dishwasher to grab a glass of water. She’s only wearing blood red bra, black tank top and peppermint coloured panties. I go behind her, grasping her in my arms from behind, landing my hands on her curved hips, just above the panties. She drinks her glass of water and turns to face me, I have my regular smirk on my face. She looks me in the eyes, I look into her brown ones. I put my forehead against hers and I lean in for a kiss. We start to make out. She starts to slowly lead me to the coach, but I do the opposite I lead her to the front door, while our tongues are in each other. I lead her to the door and I push her lightly against the door, enough to be heard from the other side. I pull away and look into her eyes, while slowly putting my hands around her panties. I pull her panties down and they drop lightly to the ground. I look into her face and she has this look which is I can tell is from her excitement and disbelief, while is biting her bottom lip just a little. Without a word, I drop on my knees and I start to eat her out. Immediately she pushes her pelvis bone against my face. I grab her upper legs just to hold her down, while she is trying to grab something attached to door but there is nothing there, but the handle. Without much mouth foreplay, I go to my A game and start sucking her clit at the same time bitting with my teeth into her pussy. I can feel she is dripping so hard and she can barely stay on her feet. I insert my first finger into her, and it slides so easily, she is always super tight and immediately I go at her G spot. She is getting closer by the seconds and I feel her breathing increases. She grabs my hair and holds its tightly as she has nothing else to hold on to. Then she comes. Her whole body tenses up and starts to shake from tension, but I still go at it. She trying to push me away and I take out my finger while she shakes. She can’t stand on her feet anymore so she starts to fall on top of my face while I’m tongue deep in her.
I catch her with my arms and slowly lift her to the ground where she is sitting on my face. I go a bit slower since she’s more sensitive. She shifts her weight to her front and puts her arms on the floor, while I’m on my back eating her.
She is on her knees, sitting on a guys face, next to her front door with open balcony curtains. After like 5 mins we moved to her bed because she spent too much times on the floor on her knees. I closed the curtains and bent her over. We cuddled afterwards just listening to music. We did not finish the movie that day.

How it all started [f]or a conservative Indian – [Group] [FMMMM]- Part 1

Hey there, GWS, I’m Flora, 22, Indian and my family is pretty traditional and conservative in many aspects. One of my friends had introduced me to Reddit and I’ve been planning to pen my journey down.

I was 18, fresh into college and the hormones were at work. I was single till that point but not because I wanted to be. I did not have a cellphone, mom would pick calls first and give them to me, a childish younger sister ensured my mom was informed whenever I got too close to a guy in school. Although this seems over the top for people from other countries, trust me, Indians would relate to all these. This is part of our culture here. I always wanted to get into a relationship and finally after securing good marks in my boards and getting into a good college, I had got what mom promised to buy me, a cellphone. I could text, talk, delete texts, I now had freedom and the fire to hook up.

Halloween 2016 [MF]

This story, like all of the stories I intend to share on this account, happened while I was intoxicated. Names have been changed to keep the identities of those involved secret. Enjoy.

This past Halloween I went as a doctor. More specifically, Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, Gynecologist. This story is about how I gave a friend of mine a full body examination.

My roommates and I threw a party on Halloweekend and invited a lot of our friends over. Among our friends was a girl named Wendy. Wendy is 5’0” and a little thicker. Her tits, as I found out, are 34 DDD and her ass jiggles for hours if you smack it hard enough. That being said, her midsection isn’t all that thick. She’s by no means a twig, but I wouldn’t necessarily call her chubby. Her thickness lies in her breasts and thighs. She has jet black hair and dark green eyes. Her face is a little round and she has a larger nose.

The time that I was tag-teamed by two blondes [MF] [MF] [MF]

“Hey big guy, are you free tomorrow?”, a random text from Crazy. We would still hang out, her, Whaletail and myself, then eventually she would go home while me and Whaletail got down to business.

“Yeah, you and your bestie want to get some drinks?”

“No, just you and me. I need to let off some pressure”. She must be “off” with her baby daddy, I thought to myself. Normally, I’d be up for some stress relief, but I was also giving it to her best friend.

“That sounds like a lot of fun, but I don’t think Whaletail would like it if she found out.”

“She’s cool with it, ask her yourself. Don’t make it weird and don’t say no to me ever again”, she said assertively. If this was any other girl I’d think it was cute for acting like that, but I knew that Crazy was genuinely dangerous.

“If you say so. Same bat-time as usual?”

“Count on it, big guy”

Afterwards I spoke to Whaletail, who confirmed that she didn’t mind me fucking Crazy, so long as I wore a condom. I kept thinking to myself that this must be too good to be true, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[FM] – Last Fuck Before My Flight

My husband has a habit of punishing me every time we take solo trips to wherever. Distance is an odd odd thing to deal with and I’m always a big baby about it. Tomorrow I’m headed to Japan to visit my father’s side of the family – because tmi I’m a hapa.

Earlier today, as I got home from my last day of work, I found him on the couch with his favorite IPA. Before I could do anything past him he’d made me take three steps forward and push down my slacks before he motioned to stand up and cup my face to kiss me… hard and hungry. With one of his hands he tore off my shirt – buttons flying everywhere and me growling at him – and with the other still holding my face as we kissed. After a few seconds of making out I felt myself being tossed on the couch followed by his butt plopping on it. He instructed me to scoot myself up and position myself on his lap.

“Your back is freckly, my love.” His hand squeezing at both cheeks and he knows I don’t like how freckly I am.

[FM] Friday night I made out with a virgin… Saturday night she was bound with duct tape with welts on her ass and cum on her tits. [BDSM][Longish]

This one started getting really long. Sorry about that. I trimmed it a bit. If you like even more backstory, I posted a longer version here: http://relationshipgoalsxxx.com/kate-the-virgin/.

Feedback is welcome!

One day, after waking up surrounded by empty Pabst cans to the sound of my roommate screaming at his World of Warcraft guild, I walked over to my computer and saw that I’d had a few friend requests, which I accepted all of – at least the females (I was a shitty dude). By the time I finished my shower, shave, and breakfast of cold pizza I returned to my computer to a new message from Kate.

Kate was extremely attractive… in the exact opposite ways that I tend to prefer(ed). I liked extremely thin or chubby pale art majors with shitty attitudes, my age or older, black or colorful hair, dressed punk as fuck, and enjoyed going to basement punk shows & goth fetish nights. She wasn’t thin or chubby – I think the kids today would call her thicc – with a giant ass on her relatively slim 5′ frame. She was two years my junior. She regularly tanned, kept her hair in line with mainstream trends, was bubbly and cheerful. I had no idea why she wanted to talk to me (my initial thought was that I was going to be asked to stop corrupting one of her friends), but I didn’t have to work until that evening, so I was game to talk.