Joint military exercise [FMF]

[wild military story level 3] I was 22 and had got temporarily stationed Pensacola, to pass the time I had started messing around with this Booter chick. (a booster is someone who has just recently graduated boot camp). She was this short army female with dark chocalate skin and HUGE titties, and flat stomach and no booty, but she was cute in the face, SUPER cute if I’m being honest.

If you’ve ever been in the military you understand the mentality, if you’ve NEVER been in the military, this is how it usually works: two consenting adults meet and discuss how long they will be at a particular location, once they have discussed the particular’s they decide to become sexual partners until one person gets orders to another base. This union has no name, no obligations, and can dissolve at anytime.

Me and this booter used to have sex all the time! Sometimes she would randomly give me blowjobs while I was playing video games, and if she was on her “Moon cycle” She would tell me to stick it in her ass instead. If you were looking for a woman to have meaningless sex with, I bullshit you not; you couldn’t find a better one than her.

The Guitar Man [FM]

Atlanta – December 2014
The Guitar Man

One week before Christmas. I had planned on being home for the Holidays by now, baking and putting the final decorating touches around the house. Most of my family had already arrived at the house, relaxing and enjoying themselves. But business had kept me longer than anticipated.

While walking the final four blocks to the Omni in downtown Atlanta, even with my overcoat on I was drenched from the rain. Approaching the hotel, a young man was sitting near the doorway. I opened my purse and pulled out a bill to hand him, knowing that all of us need a helping hand at sometime. Instead of taking the bill, he waved it away, asking if it would be possible to use my cell phone. Hesitating to hand my phone over, I asked if I could dial the number for him. I dialed the number he gave me, and as I handed the phone to him it was obvious that he was not someone who had spent long “on the streets”. His hands were soft, and his young face was innocent.

I could hear someone answer the phone.

On the way to Sturgis ’05 [MM] [MMF]

Back in 2005, I was divorced, I wasn’t dating, I was in the swing of enjoying every moment of being bi, and in my early 30’s. I was in the best physical shape of my life, making good money and had just about everything right where I wanted it.

Except I was working 7 days a week on a regular basis, 12 hour shifts. That’s where the “good money” was coming from.

My relationships at the time were more or less hookups off of the internet or some random stuff. I went through condoms like they were going out of style. There was a lot of fun, but nothing I’d call worth furthering.

I made a really top-shelf decision one of the first weeks the snow had melted in Southeastern Wisconsin, and bought a motorcycle. (please, read that with a voice dripping with sarcasm) Wisconsin has this wonderful habit of showing you this little sliver of Spring after horrid Winters, tantalizing you with the idea of what the heat would bring, then utterly shitting on you with a 3′ blizzard.

Best first date sex I’ve ever had [MF]

I wanted to wait for something extra awesome or ridiculous to happen before writing one of these, but I’ve come to realize my expectations are unreasonable. So instead of waiting for the day I bang twin cheerleaders, or moon sex, OR MAKING SOMETHING UP (looking at you 70% of what I’ve read here) I’ll write about the best sex I’ve personally ever had. Not because of anything crazy, but because she was my perfect woman.

About me: 6″2, Mediterranean, broadly built on the chubbier side… Unlike everybody else on the internet, I’m 6 inches on a good, pressed to the bone day, but I’ll admit (brag) I’m pretty girthy, 6.4″ around (but whose counting). Currently a medical resident at a big educational facility in the South, a major change of scenery from my home planet of NYC.

This happened about two months ago when I matched with this super cute, foreign looking undergrad on Tinder. We’ll call her Daniella, because that’s her real name and there’s enough anonymity already!

The Delilah Experiments: The Threesome [FMF]

“You better destroy her tonight,” she said, “and I better hear all about it.”

I wasn’t at all surprised to hear these words. In fact, I was kind of surprised that it took this long. They came from Darla, Delilah’s best friend, as we watched Delilah tear it up on the dance floor. An hour earlier, they had been the first out on the floor together. All night, Darla kept complimenting how Delilah’s boobs looked in the amazing floral dress that she’d gotten. They’d joked for the last several months about experimenting together. Delilah told Darla every last detail about our sex life and even showed her these stories and the pictures that we sent each other.

If anything, the comment was long overdue.

“I’m sure she’ll tell you everything,” I smirked, thinking about how fucking lucky I was to have Delilah in my life. I haven’t written much about it, but she’d really been an amazing partner over the last six months. I’ll probably get into that in a different tale though.

[MF] Vanilla on the Couch

My wife and I were sat on the couch watching cheers…the smudged plates from our dinner of pot roast and mashed potatoes stacked on the coffee table as we lounged lazily…content from the delicious dinner we had spent most the afternoon preparing.

With a happy sigh she leaned against me, her warm form pressing into my chest as I felt her arms wrap around my middle. Her tiny feet curled under her…in a soft muscle shirt and blue running shorts, her face nuzzled against my white v-neck. I smiled down at her and leaned in, kissing the top of her head and burying my face in her hair.

“we made a good roast love~” her voice a little muffled by my chest.

I didn’t answer right away… but took the tip of her ear into my mouth instead, suckling and tracing the tip of my tongue under the curve of soft flesh. Feeling the sudden intake of breath and her body go suddenly stiff…just like it always did when I sucked on her ears.

“Do you want me to go make dessert? I think we have some leftover pavlova…”

Size Matters.. [MF](Cheating)

I’ve never done this before. But, reading the submissions is turning me on, and the thought of confessing, here, anonymously is making me even hornier as I type.

I’ve been with the same guy now for almost two years, Jeff. Our relationship comes easy, not many fights and the sex is good.

Jeff works for a construction crew, I guess. It’s more like this informal group of guys that know each other and send each other work, or take on bigger projects together. Each has their own skillset (electric, drywall, etc).

We’re staying in a nice rental. The house is run down but it sits on a couple acres and the land around is vacant. So, it feels like we have more land than we do. Last summer Jeff started throwing these, not parties.. maybe get-togethers, I guess, of the guys from that crew. Almost every weekend all or most of them show up here and get fucked up. Either watching sports on tv or later at night having a bonfire.

Fucking my husband yesterday [mf]

So we’ve had my mother in law staying with us to help out with our son, needless to say, there hasn’t been a lot of action in the bedroom. We dropped her and the son off at her house yesterday for the week. As soon as we got home we were exhausted, so we took showers and laid down for a nap.

After laying there for a minute I felt my husband feeling on my ass and working his way down to my pussy. He rubbed me for a minute and then pulled my panties to the side and shoved his dick in me. We did the lazy fuck for a couple of minutes and stopped, it’s not really our style.

With us both turned on I grabbed my phone and pulled up a porn sight and I asked him how long could he watch porn before he needed to fuck me. He said let’s see. So I started playing a video I found. He had a rock hard boner and was making it jump trying to get my attention while we were watching this hot slut with a big ass get pounded. I started rubbing on my pussy because I was sooo horny I couldn’t stand it any more. With my other hand I started rubbing his dick.

A true story that happened last Saturday [mf]

Just last Saturday I took shrooms with a guy I’ve been fucking for a few months now. We started fucking about half way through the trip and every touch was pure ecstasy. It was super hot that day, the news said it was the hottest day of the year and record breaking. By the time our fucking moved into the bedroom I took some cool water and poured it on me, I don’t care if everything get’s messy and wet btw. It mixed with the lotion that was on my body and everything was slippery. Every touch was like sex so the penetration it’s self made me feel like my entire body was melting and just became pure energy. I don’t know if I was cumming or pissing/squirting but everything was wet mixed with the sweat tasted like salt, and it was like I was hypnotized while riding his cock even as my muscles started to become sore and ache even that felt good. It was magical. I know they call them magic mushrooms but still it was fucking crazy.

[MF] Moving and Blowjobs

When my wife (then girlfriend) moved in with me I decided to surprise her with a bed…..a great big Victorian style antique four poster like we had always talked about buying. I had hunted for months on the sly….traveling around to estate auctions and antique malls…trying to find that perfect blend of creepy and cute that my darling and i revel in…

One of my antique dealer friends called me a week before the move, telling me that he had three that may interest me on his next shipment….and of the three, the second was a perfect fit. I bought it on the spot and did my best to keep up the secret in the remaining week…..I am terrible at secrets….but for once I stayed quiet.

We spent most of the next week slowly blending our belongings…numerous runs to goodwill to discard my cheep doubles of her belongings…settling into our lives together as comfortably and naturally as we always do. Finally she ran back to meet her landlord for a final walk-through. Leaving me and her cat to relax in the air conditioning, hiding from the august heat.