[F]rom angel to dripping pussy

so i already put this on r/sluttyconfessions but figured i’d share with you guys as well

So I’m 18, 5’4″ with D sized boobs and a grabable ass. Oh yeah and a Bi virgin with an incredibly dirty mind. It’s not a crime to imagine fucking a random person in the room who you’ve never seen before. So many possibilities…

Anyway so long sob story short, this boy and I were in love for 6 years and then all of a sudden, something changed and it’s some heartbreaking situation. blah blah blah.

Since then, I’ve let myself actually be free of these old messages and the whole ‘oh I’m okay with ignoring my sexual feelings’ shit. These days, when I get bored, I literally play with my pussy for fun. It feels so good to just cum whenever I get close. Especially when I run out of TV shows I want to watch and just put on pornhub until I get bored or fall asleep.

One time I fell asleep with my fingers in my pussy and as odd as it seems…I fucked myself out of habit and my fingers were soaked.

Repost: Do[M]inating my queer married [F]riend

(Quick explanation: this is a repost of a story I put up last week. After initially posting it, I wondered–was it really okay that I had just posted a story about myself and a real person without getting her permission? How was that different from sharing nudes that someone had sent me without her permission? I decided to take it down, and seek out Ellen’s–not her real name, btw, in case that weren’t obvious–permission. Her response? Duh, of course you can post that story, it’s sexy as hell. She and “Sam” have read and approved and maybe had sex after reading it, so I guess we’re all in the clear. Enjoy!)

“Oh, god… Fuck…” Ellen moaned as I slid into her, her legs wrapped tight around my waist. She was soaking wet and her pussy felt like heaven as I sank into her. “So this is what a real cock feels like… Thank you, Daddy…”

I held her petite ass in both hands, slid myself out a few inches, and then drove back into her warm depths.

Let me back up.

Dreams do come true. [MF] [age gap] [daddy issues]

PREFACE: I can submit photos, texts, more evidence than a motherfucker. When I am done I will clean up some photos on my phone and send them to anyone that will upload them on imgur for me. I don’t wanna fuck with it especially if there’s no want or appreciate for the hours I just spent typing this bullshit. I know you all want pics and proof. I need one volunteer and I will email them, not send on reddit because I don’t know how, but EMAIL them, and you, whoever you are, please upload them and send me the link and I will edit and add it at the end of this. Thank you whomever you are. Back to the show.

Hi Reddit. 38-year-old divorced guy with a young kid here. To all the lonely guys out there, especially the ones my age that think the best is behind them, I have something very important to tell you… DREAMS CAN COME TRUE. I am living proof. On another note, to all the guys out there that have abandoned their daughters, first, let me regretfully say thank you, and secondly, I would sacrifice my happiness in a heartbeat if it meant you would all do the right thing and love what you have created, but instead you sperm donors are pieces of shit, and lucky for my girl she ran into me and not someone like you. Now on to the fun. (NO APOLOGIES FOR LENGTH AND NO TLDR EITHER, THIS DOUBLES AS MY THERAPY. THE GOOD STUFF IS COMING I PROMISE AND YES I AM AN ASSHOLE)

Lesbian Blowjob and the Accidental Sisters [MF] [MF] [MF] [Oral] [Oops]

The sordid details for these events are a bit hazy since they took place long ago, so it’s less sexy than normal so feel free to skip it.

I had a friend who I hung out with a lot in the summer after I graduated high school. Her style seemed inspired by Avril Lavigne with the wife beaters, dark bra, boots, and dark eye makeup. She considered herself punk rock nonetheless so I’ll call her Punky. 5’7″ D cups, dark pixie hair and a pear shaped body. She was a lesbian and had never been with a man before. I knew she hung out with me mostly because I had a car and could drive her places, but in turn she knew where to go to meet up with other lesbian and bisexual girls, so it was mutually beneficial.

One night on the way home on a night she struck out she confided that she was at some level curious about having sex with a man, but could never see herself having a relationship with one, and the prospect of making out with one revolted her. So being the gentleman I am, offered my services. She gave me a dirty look and said “I don’t think so”. That was the end of that for a few minutes then changed the subject back to my offer and asked to see my dick first.

The Time I [F] got Fucked Hard, in Front of my Roommate [Cheating]

This is a true story. For confidentiality, I have omitted the names of locations, and changed the names of people involved.

BACKGROUND:

Halfway through my undergraduate degree, I decided to go overseas for a year of academic exchange, to experience a new culture and environment. I was excited to meet new people, and create new experiences while venturing outside of my comfort zone. At the time of this story, I was about 20 years old and I had been dating my boyfriend Jacob for 2 years. Overall, Jacob and I we had a very healthy relationship and were very happy with one another. Sexual compatibility was our one pitfall at times. I am a very horny and sexually explorative person, whereas, Jacob enjoys sex, but he doesn’t need it on a regular basis (After a week without sex, I’ll usually get sexually frustrated. Whereas, Jacob can easily go two weeks without any sexual contact).

I chose the school location of my academic exchange based on the environment and culture, rather than its academic prestige. In my home country, I was a relentless student who worked hard to maintain a high grade-point average (GPA), so that I could later attend graduate school once I finished my undergrad. The exchange program would allow me to “take a break” for 8 months and enjoy myself, more, as the exchange grades would only appear as “Pass” or “Fail” on my university transcripts.

Waking up to something completely different [MF]

It was a rainy Wednesday afternoon, I came back from school with all my energy drained, so I fell face down on the couch and passed out for an hour. Then I started browsing Reddit, but I still felt kind of alone. With no hesitation, I reached for my phone to dial one of my friends to play Super Smash on the Wii. Right when I was about to tap on my contacts, my girlfriend called me. I answered it with my 300ms reaction time and we had a little conversation about how the day was going, she then proceeded to ask me if I wanted to hang out downtown. Even though it was pouring outside, I still said yes. I later convinced my friend to come with me, and we quickly hopped onto the bus heading to the GO train station.

[M]y Girlfriends Weird [F]etish

My girlfriend (close to a year) has a few fetishes, most of which are relatively mainstream. But she does love doing this one kind of strange thing that I’ve never heard of before, I don’t even know what to call it really.

Basically it started one night when I was eating a sandwich. We were sitting on the couch. So I’m sitting there eating a sandwich and she says “I love the way your neck moves when you eat.” She said it kept moving (like the muscles and veins) every time I bit down into my sandwich. Now I’m a sandwich type of guy, I eat 3 a night. So she’s looking at my neck for a while and then she comes over to feel it. She just rests her hands cupped around my neck for a while.

So this happens like 3 nights in a row and I realise that she like REALLY likes this, so I say “Ok. What’s up with the neck thing?”. We’re very open etc.. and she tells me that it turns her on. So I tell her to go ahead and touch herself with one hand and leave her other hand on my neck while I eat my bread.

[mf] [anal] When I was younger, and introduction of a psycho chick.

This happened years ago when I kept a blog on the women I dated and merry overt Craigslist. this is part one of a particular woman that played out over several months. this may seem a bit tame to some of you at first, but believe me, this is just a warm up.

if there is enough interest, I’ll continue with the story, but it may go to more appropriate subreddits.

pardon the bad edits. it starts below:

While sorting through the emails this past weekend of people wanting to come to my party when I came across a very interesting email of which I’ll paraphrase:

“I am looking for a good gangbang with at least 2 or more. I am white, tight, wet and wild, ready to play. Stats: 35, 5’4″. 120 lbs,brunette, toned and in shape and ready to please. I can only play from Monday through Thursday but I’m available anytime in those days.”

Interesting.
I shot her a quick email and within a few short responses I got a phone number.

Fun sex ga[m]es with my [w]ife. [D/s, chastity, switching]

My wife and I have been married for about a year. We moved in together 7 or 8 years ago after dating off and on for some time. Our sex life has always been pretty great. That exciting new couple sex when we were dating was some of the best I have ever had. My wife is hot. Really hot. She’s the type of woman you see on the train and think .. ‘oh, the things I would do to her’. I’m very lucky and privileged to have landed such a woman.

Anyway – time goes on and life comes up and things get in the way. Stuff that used to be fun and exciting transforms into routine. You know how it goes.

We have mixed it up a few times over the years in ways that have been varying degrees of fucking hot.

Hooking up with the girl I tutored [MF]

All the love I got last post really warmed my heart. I was a creative writing major in my past life, and still a perv this one, so this is a great outlet for me.

This is a back when I was a sophomore in college, working as a chemistry tutor. Now usually, the way it worked was students would register for tutoring through the school (at no cost to them), and then get assigned a tutor (employed by the university). This worked out to like, 15 students per tutor, working in groups of 4-5 at a time. If you wanted 1-on-1 tutoring though, you can work something out with one of the tutors separately, and basically just pay out of pocket.

Well one day I get an email from the learning center saying this girl Lisa is looking for a private tutor. Immediately I look her up on Facebook (don’t act like you wouldn’t). Her profile is private so I can only see a small pic, but I can tell she’s blonde, maybe kinda chubby.

Worse case scenario I make $20 an hour. Email her, she immediately agrees on the price, we set a time later that night and exchange numbers.