My EX GF Chronicles Part 1 and 2 [MF] [Caught]

So first I want to say thank you for reading this. It helps me to write down these experiences. It brings back fond memories. There is more but I did not want to waste anyone’s time unless they want them. Part 1 and 2 for now and there’s a lot more I would like to share. I’m convinced she is and will be the best fuck I’ll ever have.

Part 1. I Missed Her

It was already mid-day by the time i had woken up. You see I was on binger of Jack Daniels and loneliness with no end in sight. I rolled out of bed and started the routine of a functioning alcoholic. Grabbed my pre planned Gatorade and made myself a sandwich. About an hour later I was feeling well enough to hit the gym. I guess when you’re going through something like I was the routine never changed. I look back at it and laugh now because I wasn’t really an alcoholic, just a 20 year old kid with a case of heartache and memories with only one cure in mind. Drinking them away.

Worshipping my best friend’s tits [MF]

One of my best friends growing up also happened to be a very hot, sexually open and fairly free-spirited young woman. We’ve talked about it since but for a whole lot of really dumb reasons, we never actually got together when we definitely should have. We had incredible chemistry. In many ways we still do even though we’ve both gone on to lead very separate lives. Every now and again we reminisce and this post is the output of one of those chats. I wanted to put down my memories of one or two favourites. These are the ones that come back to me in random daydreams or in feverish summertime sleeps. The best kind. The ones you spend ages battling to rekindle in your mind. The ones you never want to wake up from.

The scene: a weekend evening. And a hot one. Summertime I’m sure. So hot that I’d decided before heading over to hers that I would go commando. Plus it was quite clear from the messages we were sending that we were both really horny. I walked across the local park to get to her. Straight up to her room. Straight onto her bed. As always.

[F]inal surprise [T]o End my School Year

About me: Im 5’9, long black hair, green eyes, curvy athletic Brazilian body, thick round ass, 34dd tits, and a landing strip.

So about a month ago to celebrate my exams being finished I attended a party at a fraternity on campus. I went out wearing a probably-too-short tshirt dress and a pair of sneakers with nothing underneath. With me leaving in a day I decided I would cut loose a little and try to find someone for the night. And as I hung around I saw this stunning girl. She must have been at least 6’1 but she had an amazing body, nice long legs legs, nice tits, and a very round very jiggly ass.

I went over and introduced myself to her and started chatting her up. We immediately hit it off and started laughing over a couple of drinks, sharing stories. The more we drank, the dirtier the stories got until I was telling her stuff that I typically only tell strangers online. After having to pretend like I was soaking wet I decided enough was enough and suggested we find somewhere quieter.

All day anticipation on a road trip waiting for hotel [MF]

First off I apologize in advance as this is my first ever post like this. Also on mobile. Forgive me.

Me and hubby are 29yo and have been married almost 6 years now. I am 5’5, short brown hair, blue eyes, D boobs and curvy. He is 5’8 ish, blue eyes, shaved head, shaped brown beard/mustache, and built like a teddy bear. Our sex life has had some routine but every now and then we try something different. We have experimented with toys/water sports/him forcing me to take a face fucking/etc. but lately all I ever look forward to is his amazing tongue flicking and sucking on my clit while fingering me. He is amazing.

The one thing about me is he is the only guy to have ever given me an orgasm. The first time it happened I busted out into a full blown giggle fit and it was so embarrassing. It happened the next time so I guess that’s just the way my emotions react after having a mind blowing good time.

Experimented with my Fraternity little who is gay [MM]

This story is completely true and happened less than a year ago.

So I’m a straight, 20 year old male. I have a soft spot for sucking a big, hard, smooth dick though. Like when i’m on Adderall I can only get off on thinking of being blasted by a guys cum all over my body and in my mouth.

So story, and i know this is a fetish for some people so many will like this.

I’m in a fraternity that I won’t name on a big college campus. Well I have three little brothers, one of which is gay. We have always had a super casual relationship and nothing beyond brotherhood and friendship. Well one time, we both took a shit ton of adderall during finals and went for an all night study session in the library. We got a study room and it was just me and him, no windows. Now he has never shown any attraction to me whatsoever, but i just started having these weird fantasies about his dick for the reason i stated above.

Consequences Poker [Group]

I’m not a virgin. I dated a girl for almost a year near the end of high school, and we did start having sex near the end. It was wonderful in its own right, but we were both much less than experienced or talented, and only had sex a few times before we broke up and went our own ways. That was my only experience with anyone, and I’m now a sophomore in college.

My roommate Paul is the opposite. He was my roommate freshman year, too, and he became on of my only friends, as I’m rather shy and recluse. He’s a party animal, though, charismatic and attractive as all hell with sleek brown skin and rippling muscles, in contrast to my average face, dirty blond hair, and lanky physique. I’ve never asked about his ethnicity but I assume it’s varied. He gets laid all. The. Time. I try not to resent him for it, because he’s such an all around cool guy.

So it was that, a few weekends ago, I was listening to his latest conquest with only a modicum of seething envy. Apparently, he met a girl at a party, a self-avowed lesbian who, it turns out, was actually bisexual, and her girlfriend was too. The night ended with the three of them in a tangle of limbs, and him relaying me the tale the next morning.

A Night With My Stepsister [MF]

Two weeks ago, I had an experience that I never anticipated. For many people, what I did is extremely taboo, and that’s one of the reasons it was one of the greatest nights of my life. This is the story of the time I had sex with my stepsister.

About a month ago, I went back home to California after finishing my second year of college. I only go home for the summer, since I go to school on the east coast. Christmas is spent with east coast friends. So it had been nearly a year since I’d seen my family. Not much had changed, except for Emma. Emma, who was finishing up her senior year of high school, looked different. I first noticed this when she posted a photo of herself on her 18th birthday. She had really filled out a lot. Her breasts were noticeably bigger. When I arrived home, I got a full look at her, and it was glorious. Along with her perky, round tits, her ass just looked incredible. When I went into my bedroom, I found myself getting a weird boner. I realized at that moment that I wanted to fuck Emma. Of course, I was conflicted. On one hand, I am living under the same roof as an incredibly sexy piece of 18 year old ass. On the other hand, that piece of ass happened to be my stepsister. I have known Emma since she was 5 years old. I felt really gross, and so I did what any reasonable 20 year old would do, and I jerked off to her in the shower.

[FM] He built me a pillow fort for our booty call.

“Come over.”

I hit send before I lose my nerve. I was horny, and it gets quite lonely living in an apartment all by myself.

Thirty minutes later, just as I was starting to lose hope, my phone buzzed.

“Woah. Demanding.”

Ten seconds later I get a follow-up message… “I wish I could. But I’m right in the middle of a project.” He’s a graphic designer. He works from home. Thus, still working at 9 pm on a Monday night.

I send the ubiquitous eggplant-tongue emoji combo.

Thirty seconds after that… “Well you could hide under my desk if you want. But that might make working kind of hard.”

“I like making things hard,” I shoot back, “See you in thirty minutes.”

Heart-eyes emoji comes back ten seconds later. Is that a yes or no?

“So you know I’m actually coming over, right?”

“You’re fun. I’m making you a pillow fort.”

Game on. I hop in the shower quickly before making the five-minute drive in yoga pants and an oversized sweatshirt with only a little bralette underneath.

My adventure to getting laid by my best friends crush [MF] [Cheating]

Hello, I have never written anything quite this R rated that wasn’t for a college course. Here’s a strange set of events that I sure enjoyed many moons ago. Feedback is always welcome and I hope you enjoy. It may not be the most exciting story written, but I feel zero need to embellish or lie. There is some build-up, but I will make a line when the sexual stuff starts.

So it is winter break after my second year of college. I decided to stay home for school, while a good portion of my friends went off to venture the world for college. My friends are coming home for Christmas Break and lots are drinks are consumed as is usual. This particular incident is about a girl named Alex.

[FM] Something New, Something Blew – I [31/F] finally made my new Airman [28/M] cum.

Buckle up, we have to catch up. We’re only at the halfway mark for 2017 and I’m already drinking for two (ever go so hard on a weekend that you’re fairly sure you gave yourself fetal alcohol syndrome?) So far this year I’ve broken a toe, started a new job, gotten a promotion at said job, ruptured an eardrum from an insane sinus infection turned ear infection, had a MRSA infection develop on my face after I performed minor surgery on an acne cyst, shaved my head to support my friend with cancer… and I’ve started dating. On my weight-loss journey I’m down 55lbs; I’ve been hovering in the 160’s for a hot minute. Who or what am I dating? Even the doc overseeing my over-zealous monthly STD testing voiced her curiosity. “I wondered what kind of man you’d actually date-date…” Stop me when you’re surprised: he’s younger than me, good-looking, in the Air Force, hopelessly devoted to me, and we’re on the same spectrum- autism. He met me after stalking my Snapchat for a while, which he picked up seeing me on a couple dating apps but didn’t muster up the courage to contact me until masturbating in the bushes for a few weeks. Clearly I have to marry him because his whole hand fit inside me and I will only be one man’s Muppet. Our first actual date was him accompanying me to get my head shaved for my friend, then he took my QBall ass out to one of the best restaurants in Alaska, and finished up with an ESCAPE ROOM! He mentioned several times I was his Make a Wish Foundation date. Swoon, motherfucker. It’s goin’ down, I’m yellin’ timberrrrrr.