[MF] I Eat My GF’s Wet Farts

I was the best emo in highschool we were drinking absinth in the classroom,even my classmate sucking own cock bacause of it was about 15 inches as you could watch his videos on internet searching by Hard Sausage Sucking Own.

She was with me for a few weeks
When I heard her farts in the first time in bathroom I was like Ohh man I am just addicted those fucking amazing fart riterally I could eat them .

First of we went to greengrocer to buy cucumber and watermelon to make farts loudly.She ‘s eaten 5 big cucumber and a half of watermelon

That was incredible smelling.
I stick up my nose on her anus and wait for 3*4 second for the big coventrize.

First of of I saw a few drops of diarrhea that was made of water melon tho cuz of it was alittle bit greenish and red mixed
I was sucking her anus like Van Gohg’s paint hits.
Around, inside, right and left side..spit and all sucking like bubu bubu dancers.
finally the first huge fart came out that was like horse’s fart

“Breaking” My Girlfriend [MF]

Long time lurker. First time poster.

I’d like to share a story about the best night of sex in my life. It was with my wife (GF at the time). I’m going to try to be as detailed and descriptive is possible.

First a background and description of us. If you want to skip to the good stuff, scroll down to the bold font.

We’ll just call her “Jennifer.” You’ll know why I chose that name in a minute.

We met while I was active duty military and we were long-distance for a while. Within the first year of our relationship, I had to go to Iraq. I ended up there for 5 months (shorter deployments: that’s why you go Air Force).

During my deployment, I was a major gym rat. I went to the gym and lifted 6 days a week, 2 hours (or more sometimes) a day. I was getting pretty cut up. I wanted to look irresistible to Jennifer when I got home. I wanted her to see me and instantly soak her panties. So I absolutely busted my ass for 5 months.

[MF] Snuck into hotel pool latenight [public]

This story takes place my senior summer in college. I am now in my mid 30s but will always remember this as one of the best sexual encounters of my life.

During the summer session of my last year in school, myself and four other guys rented a big, 8 bedroom house on the main strip of our school. We would have frequent visitors coming to spend the weekends with us to go out and party while they were also on break. This particular encounter was with a girlfriend of ours who I always seemed to have a crush on but never was able to capitalize on. Lisa and I had worked together during the summers at a local pool as lifeguards and she was definitely on a lot of the guys radars, always joking, super nice and not stuck up at all (if you’ve ever seen the crazy hot matrix, I call her a unicorn). Back to the greatest lay of my life. We had all decided to go barhopping and we were getting pretty tipsy. We went to one bar where one of my roommates had worked as a door man and another as a bartender, this ended up in shot after shot and lots of strong drinks in between. We had left there and went to another bar that was off the strip a bit where we had all known the workers. It was starting to get late so we were trying to figure out where the after party was going to be, swimming at one of the newer apartment complexes was it.

instructions for [m]y wi[f]e

I sent these instructions to my wife last night for when she picks me up at the airport later this week. Tell us what you think!!

I will be driving home from the airport, I’ll explain later.
You have two options for clothing, but with either option you may not wear a bra or panties (you are, however, encouraged to wear pasties) and would prefer heels if possible:

1) You may wear a dress. If you would like to purchase one with my credit card, you may, but are limited to a total of $70.

2) You may wear a shirt, but if you do, a skirt must accompany it. If you need to buy either or both items to accomodate the no-bra rule, the credit card rule from option 1 applies.

You must bring a toy of your choosing. You’ll be pleasuring yourself while I drive us home. At some point during that time, you will provide me oral stimulation.

My Boyfriend and his Bud Ch 11 Vegas update 3 [FM] [MM]

Pete and I cleaned up, and dressed, and went down into the casino to meet my boyfriend. We found him playing slots and drinking so we took the machines to either side of him and started playing as well. I could tell my boyfriend was pretty buzzed. I told him that me and Pete fucked before coming down stairs and he filled my pussy full of cum. My boyfriend just bit his lip and moaned a bit.

We played the slots for a while, the whole time we were playing I kept reaching over and squeezing my boyfriend’s cock through his jeans. Suddenly I won a big prize and we decided to stop and see what other fun we could have.

We stopped at Fat Tuesday’s and each got giant drinks. We were headed to a pool party at Wet Republic and instead of catching a cab or Über we decided to walk. We didn’t realize how far the walk was and after the first 2 miles we’d all finished our drinks. We topped for refills and continued on. The whole time my boyfriend and Pete could not keep their hands off my ass, and I was loving the attention.

I still can’t tell anyone about this, but it happened again. [FM]

Writing that first post really helped me process things, and the advice/support/care I got here was amazing, so here I am again.

So right after that post, I’m still hanging around this sub, alternating between answering some comments and talking to R via whatsapp. He says he’s coming over, that we need to discuss this face to face and that he needs to see me, especially after what happened. That gets me a little on edge–we’re either ending this forever or trying to make something out of it. I agree, he says he’ll be here in thirty minutes or less so I use the time to take a shower and put on a nice little dress. It’s short and tight and white, very simple. I’m not that much into dress although I know this and my previous post is incrimating, but the little fun we had up on that roof left me some bruises.

[F] the time I flashed in public (sort of :p)

Sooo I was really brave doing this? When I was 19 (23 now) I was wearing a transparent black bra that showed my areolas and nipples clearly, it was part of a set I bought for fun as it was on sale and I just wanted it really. I wore the bra one day as I couldn’t find a clean one and my tits are huge and I cannot get away without a bra lol. I was wearing a summer dress over it, a wrap dres that showed cleavage but not my slutty bra. I went swimming that day and my local pool at the time has the male and female locker rooms across from each other so you can technically see into them bit there are cubicles to change in. I was walking from my cubicle to my locker to put stuff away as there wasn’t any women in that side or men on the other (im fat and was shy so would swim super late when nobody was there) and I was wearing my dress still but the wrap but was undone and you could see my bra (and nipples cause of how thin the fabric wwas). I saw this guy, maybe 50ish walking in the aisle between the locker areas and he looked at me and I panicked and turned my back to him but then I thought, why don’t I pretend I didn’t see him? I am really into older guys, like twice my age or more and he was nice looking? Like he obviously swam a lot so was in good shape and was in his swimming stuff. I turned to go back to my locker and let my dress fall open and my long hair was hiding most of my boobs so I went into the aisle to get some soda from the machine by the door and passed him, and I could see him staring at my chest. My nipples are really thick and I moved my hair a bit when I was bending down to get my soda and my tits were hanging down and you could basically see everything and I knew he was watching..i Got my soda and came back past him with my hair back like I was wearing a bikini top and not a see thru bra (the dress open basically showed a deep v to my mid stomach and showed my whole chest) and he was so clearly staring….it felt sooo naughty. I was too shy to look at him in the face but I hope he enjoyed the view…i used to masturbate to the idea of him just fucking me there and then for months afterwards lol :3 this isn’t that impressive but for me it was the revelation of what an exhibitionist I am inside :p

[MF] Perks of Business Travel – Chicago

I am an attractive professional, 46yo, MWM, 6 feet 1 inches tall and fairly fit. I am an avid runner and like to stay in shape. I also have a job that requires a fair amount of travel all over the globe. It sounds fun, but can get old after a while. Typically, I am only in a city for one night at a time so it is a lot of airports, conference rooms, and hotels. Fortunately, I typically stay in very nice hotels, Four Seasons, St Regis and Peninsula Hotels are my favorite. While I have been traveling for many many years, I stumbled onto Craigslist Casual Encountes a few years back and my life on the road became a little more exciting.

This was not my first success story from Craigslist, but one of the first and I thought I would share it with the group. Hope you like it.

I had meetings in Chicago on Friday morning and decided to fly in from NY a little early and enjoy the evening in Chicago. The afternoon before I was set to fly out, I decided to post an ad on CL stating; Attractive Professional visiting on Business. Within the add, I indicated that I was staying at the Peninsula Hotel and wanted to meet for dinner, drinks, or more!

[FMM] my cousin got to watch my pussy getting spanked

a few months ago my grandpa who lives across the country started having health issues and needed to stay at the hospital for a really long time so my grandma asked me if i could live with them for a while to help her take care of the house and of my cousin who is living with them. i agreed and have been living with them since.

last week my long term boyfriend came to visit me for a week. one night my grandma was spending the night at the hospital with my grandpa and my boyfriend and i decided to watch a movie with my cousin. we were all sitting on the couch and once the movie was over, a sex ad popped up on the screen. it was a gif of a spread eagle girl fingering herself and notoriously slapping her pussy. my cousin was homeschooled all his life and sheltered by my grandma who is very conservative and religious and wouldnt even let him watch pokemon because she thinks pokemon worship the devil. so naturally he doesnt know much about sex and us being sort of peers he felt like asking us what the girl on the screen was doing to which we tried to explain that she is pleasuring herself. he started asking a lot of questions about how things work and about female anatomy and at some point he asked me if i had a pussy too. funnily i think up until that point he hasnt even thought of me as a woman but just as his cousin. i told him that in fact i do have one too and he asked if i ever pleasured myslf too. we explained him that i do and that we also have sex.

How I [f]ucked [m]y neighbor in three easy steps

Step 1- Found him on Instagram. Well, my brother did. He’s friends with someone else he followed. Noticed my house in the background of one of his photos. I liked almost half of his photos, especially old ones. Liking a 4 year old photo = wanting to fuck. He liked an old photo of mine in return, and my newest one. Sent him a message saying I liked the song he was playing (music was v loud) and started a convo from there.

Note- this is a risky move. Be very careful, or you’ll be seen as a stalker.

Step 2- Dress without care! I chose short shorts, knee socks, and a oversized shirt with no bra. Take out the trash, seductively get the mail. Hell, ask to borrow some sugar?.

Step 3- Profit! We met outside in my back yard at 1 am. I sucked his cock (and *wow* what a cock it is! Big. Very big. Dark and sexy. Tightly curled hair at the base) and then we hung out for awhile. Eventually it started to rain and we went inside, only to meet again today.