[FFM] Hungover.

I remember waking up with an insane hangover next to a naked, large chested and wide hipped woman who I had been causally hooking up with.

She was in a very well paying job and she knew how to blow off steam after a hard day’s work. I was actually finding it difficult to keep up with drinking and cocaine habit.

Don’t get me wrong.. I like to party.. but I know when the party is over too.

Remember guys there will always be another another party.

Anyway.

After I woke I went to get some water as I was slowly dying and got back into bed. My friend woke up and didn’t even bother getting up. We both lay in bed moaning about how silly it was to drink so much and take all those drugs.

Then there was a tap at the door and one of her roommate popped her head in.

I had never met the girl but she was a slight, pale and rather nervous looking brunette and after a wave from my lady friend she came over and my lady friend pulled back the sheets exposing her naked body…. She was statuesque with round ample tits and our new mousey friend hopped in the bed and we all manoeuvred so that we all were covered. It was a dead of winter and it was cold out.

Came on my Coworkers Face at a Convention: Part 3 [MF][Teasing]

*Sorry for the delay, y’all. I was working an event for the last few days and it didn’t leave me much time for reminiscing.*

For those who didn’t read [Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7bibiw/came_on_my_coworkers_face_at_a_convention/) or [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7bm2mw/came_on_my_coworkers_face_at_a_convention_part_2/):

*TL;DR – Me (6′ bearded guy, think Jason Momoa but like, you know, not insanely jacked) and my coworker Samantha (think Christina Hendricks with a bunch of tattoos and not, you know, the most beautiful woman alive) are working an extremely stressful corporate convention where I handle all the day-to-day, managing our little team and she’s an AV squad of one.*

*Part 1: Late night text about how awesome our hotel robes are turns into sending noods and eventually mutual masturbation with me cumming all over her face. Fun!*

*Part 2: Day one of the Convention stress leads to some more dirty texting and an intense blowjob in a storage closet during a presentation. Highly professional!*

**Part 3:**

[MF] A One Night Stand With A Girl I Met On Twitter (Part Two)

Part one is here for those who need to catch up. https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7cr7mk/mf_a_one_night_stand_with_a_girl_i_met_on_twitter/

The feedback from part one was very positive on the whole, although there was understandably some disappointment at the lack of dirty stuff.
Fear not dirty perverts, for all the smut starts here.

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The next few weeks were agonising. I’d since taken a shitty door-to-door job and I was bad at it. This was around January/February time and I just needed to support myself until September when I’d be starting university. (It didn’t quite work out that way, but that’s another (and far less interesting) story). All the while I couldn’t stop thinking about my forthcoming trip to Manchester. I was cautious not to get myself too excited as I had no guarantee of anything, she could have changed her mind at any moment. I kept telling myself we were just going to meet up for a drink, nothing more than that, and truth be told, I’d have been more than happy with that.

Introduced [m]y wi[f]e to bondage

Over the past two months, my wife and I have had a sexual reawakening. Last night, we tried out the bed restraints I bought.

I got home from my weekly poker game (drinking on Mondays make them so much more bearable) around 11:00, and when I got home, she was still awake.

After a little bit of small talk, she tore my shirt off of me, but it wasn’t her night to take control; Daddy came home on a mission.

As she straddled me, I began to choke her, softly at first, but the harder she bounced on my dick, the harder I wanted my hands around her. One hand feverishly rubbed her clit as she rode my cock while the other hand choked her to stifle the sounds of ecstasy from waking up the rest of the people in the house.

After she came, I gave her a minute of recovery time before throwing her forcefully off of me and flipping her over like a piece of meat. Pushing her face into the bed, I started to pound on her from behind. As she bit into the pillow to stop from screaming, her soaking wet pussy withstood my barrage of hate-thrusts.

[MF] More Fap Fodder Today

Just another day at the office, looking for a place to make me drop my load. I created this unique tool called a [Dickometer](https://soundgasm.net/u/comealot/Dickometer). You see, I’m aurally excitable. Listening to a woman’s voice turns me on. And listening to a woman’s orgasm turns me on even more. Do you feel me?

The dickometer works pretty damn good and this week-end it was off the charts. I found a few sites worth bookmarking and sharing with my masturbation friendly buddies like me. Of course, my favorite is [Comealot.net](http://comealot.net). I like it because this one is mine and I get to create and share all kind of kinky, juicy stories. Who knows? One day I may even write a story with a plot! So far they’ve all been pretty ritualistic. Oooh. Aaah. Pull out your cock and wank it for me baby. Milk that cow. Cum. Wait twenty minutes and do it again. Slam bam thank you ma’am. Kind of boring, huh. Well not really because each time I listen to them I get the “release” guaranteed. Sock it to me baby!

[MF] Museum Benefit, I hope we’re not on security footage

First time posting, I apologize if this is too long…
This happened a few weeks ago, and it’s one of the handful of true stories that I think qualifies for this incredible sub. Anyways, my girlfriend works as a publicist and sometimes has to fill tables at fundraisers for her wealthy clients who buy a table but don’t want to show up. It was a black-tie event, so there’s me looking sharp in my tux and my girlfriend, Anne, wearing a formal gown.

Before we get started let’s describe Anne for those of you who want a better picture. She’s 5’10’’ with blonde highlighted hair down to her shoulders. She is thin everywhere except her perfectly fuckable ass (it’s hard to pull your eyes away from it) attached to her long sexy legs. After years of being a boob man, she converted me. Honestly, her body is incredible and it’s a very rare occasion when she isn’t the hottest woman in the room.

[mf] first time in front of her sleeping roommate

This is my first post so please take it easy on me. I’m a long time lurker and just had this incredibly hot fuck with my girlfriend and just had to share it.
So here’s the background, me and my girlfriend went to high school together and are now sophomores in college. She is at university of Maine and I am at penn state. So we only get to see each other on the weekends. And we try and make as much as we can with the time we have and fuck every free second we get. She has a roommate but she parties a lot so we normally have a lot of alone time. But this weekend her roommate stayed in, but my girlfriend was hornier than I have ever seen her.
So on Saturday night around 12 my girlfriend and I are under the covers watching TV on her laptop. Her roommate is doing the same in her bed not even 5 feet away. And then my girlfriend gives me the look, the look every guy knows. The I need your dick now look. The lights are already off so my girlfriend slowly works her hand down and starts to jerk me off. I didn’t Pay to much attention to it as she does this when she is bored and it doesn’t lead to anything most times, and her roommate is right their. But then her roommate feel asleep.
At this point my girlfriend has been jerking and edging me for 45 minutes now and i am ready to burst. When she sees that her roommate has fallen asleep she rolls onto her said and mouths the words “I need your cum inside of me now” so we are in the spooning position and I start pumping but my girlfriend stops me and says “I’m making to much noise and I’m going to wake up her roommate” so she starts slowly twerking, and squeezing, on the head of my throbbing cock. And then she slams down all the way and I fill her with so much cum that it starts pouring out of her. She leaves to go get cleaned up and I am just laying there in awe of what just happened. We’ve never done anything like that with someone in the room. And we really enjoyed it, so we are already talking about doing it a lot more.
Hope you guys enjoyed. If you have any pointers for stories in the future let me know. I have a couple more fun stories that I can share if you are interested.

[MF] A One Night Stand With A Girl I Met On Twitter (Part One)

Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster here (although I often post on dirty penpals and the Celeb DPP). I’m just an average guy from south east England. My sex life has rarely been much to speak of, unlike many posts on here, but I do have a couple of very hot stories. This one is the story of the best sex I’ve ever had. Apologies in advance as this story is rather lengthy, but for those of you who stick with it, I think you’ll agree that the story is worth it.
The girl in question is still active on Twitter, I don’t know if she’s ever used Reddit, but I’m leaving her name out of my recount on the off chance.

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Back in 2011 I was scrolling through Twitter, I used to scroll through the trending hashtags to find people who I had things in common with. Truth be told not much has changed. Anyway, if I recall correctly it would have been around the time of the Reading & Leeds festival. I’ve never been myself, but I often watch the TV coverage. Anyway, I saw this girl on Twitter who had tweeted asking who Them Crooked Vultures were. I replied and explained that they were a supergroup formed of members from QOTSA, Foo Fighters and Led Zeppelin. She thanked me in her response and somewhere down the line we followed each other’s accounts. I didn’t think much more about it at the time.

[MF] Just got caught with my dick in my hand… went better than expected!

So I, a 26 yeah old fit and hung white male was sitting here on my computer browsing Gonewild and such when I hear someone walk in the front door. I paused, running over when my roommate and girlfriend were supposed to be home from work and then hear my roommates door open so I throw my headphones back in and start stroking my cock thinking he just left something and came back to get it for work… I should have waited a little longer.

Next thing you know, I look up to see a woman standing in my doorway with a deer in the headlights look on her face. I didn’t recognize here but then again my heart was beating out of my chest so I couldn’t really focus I was frozen not knowing who this woman was. I pulled my headphones out and she says “Oh my God! I’m so sorry! I came home with your roommate the other night after being out drinking and left some stuff here. He told me no one should be home so just to come in and look for it, I’m so sorry!” I was trying to cover myself a little but I was butt ass naked so it wasn’t very easy with a hard on. I get up apologizing too and now she can see all of me “hold on let me grab some clothes I’ll meet you in the living room” I told her.

[MFF] the time I watched my girlfriend have sex with another woman

I (28M) met this “other” on Tinder. She’s a cute, slim, young (21F) brunette with beautiful brown eyes, 32B cup breasts. And a nice round bubble butt. She was interested in our polyamorous relationship. I’ll call her “Megan”

I described to her the threesomes we’ve had and the various kinks we do and our side FWB. I wanted this girl, but she didn’t want me. She wanted my girlfriend.

The night came after the three of us had drinks. “Amy” my girlfriend (F21) a short blonde haired, blue eyed, 34C Breasts led us both into the bedroom after shots of whiskey.

It didn’t take long for them to start making out. Even less time for the clothes to come off. At first I just wanted to watch. We’ve had threesomes with other women before, but I’ve never seen Amy fuck another woman before. I start fantasizing this Tinder girl, as a lesbian slut that likes to hit up couples for easy sex with women from men who fantasize sharing there women. Men like me.