[FM] A Success Story: Sex doesn’t have to be serious (aka let freedom ring and sorry I talked about slavery) (x-posted from r/dirtyr4r)

All my roads to Philadelphia seem to lead to Independence Hall—this trip was no different. Well, except for the fact that I had a bullet to strike off the old bucket list: complete a random internet (read: Reddit) stranger hook-up.

Note: there’s lots of extra prose because I’m feeling nostalgic. Scroll down for action.

By the time I made it into the city, I thought I was doomed to once again put off this quest since no one was catching my eye, but then it happened. A little orange envelope popped into view with someone who actually read through and followed the requests in my post! And he sounded sexually responsible and compatible to boot—a cautious gal’s dream come true.

We ended up migrating over to kik where we talked over safety and pictures were exchanged (oh he is a cutie!). I could hardly believe my luck and was climbing up the walls of my hotel when he said he’d be half an hour to get to our agreed upon meeting place (La Colombe, that coffee haven). I ended up settling my nerves at the hotel bar with a gulped down glass of prosecco before stomping out into the crisp evening air.

[MF] A load I’ll never forget

What’s the most awkward eye contact can be? You’re about to find out. I had just graduated high school and having also won our school’s first state championship in over 40 years (baseball), my buddies and I were very much feeling ourselves. For a short period of time, we were local celebrities in our small town and we made the most of it. Almost ten years later, we all look back on the summer following those 2 events as the best time of our lives. This is how that summer began for me.

I lived on a large hillside that was covered with double wides and modest houses. My school’s cheer captain and all around hottest girl lived 2 streets down from me. I had known her for fifteen years and because I spent my childhood summers swimming in her above ground 4 ft deep pool, I had a good relationship with her mom. Now to paint a picture, this girl was an 18 year old guy’s wet dream. She was 5’8″, with flowing curly brown hair, green eyes, and although she was white, had a tan that gave her a Hispanic appearance. In addition

[MF] long lost friend makes a visit.. [oral]

Last summer I was contacted by a girl I used to hook up with. When I say used to I mean we parted ways probably 12 years prior. Now at first I had no clue who she was. The name didn’t ring a bell and she looked completely different. Once I figured it out it brought back so many good memories.

Things were normal at first. Nothing dirty or sexual in nature. We were talking about life and how times have changed and how we both look different. She then send me a fullbody naked picture of herself and asked if I still thought she was sexy. Well goddam was she. She had a slender body. Was always really skinny but her tits and ass really filled out. Her nipples were hard and perky. Pussy was shaved but thid picture didnt give a clesr view. She said her looks weren’t all that’s changed. Then she proceeded to tell me how she spent the past few years trying to get as good as possible at sucking dick in hopes that we might hang out again. I was a bit taken back and didn’t understand why. I get missing a fun sexual partner but, practicing just in case you see them again? I had no complaints but she started going on about how awful she felt about her dick sucking abilities back then. Apparently she had never done it before me and thought it was terrible and I must have hated it.

Marshmallow Fluff [MF] [Food]

My girlfriend Kate and I live in London, but have both travelled extensively in the states before we met. We both developed some food obsessions over there – I love what you guys call ‘biscuits’, and she loves Cheetos which are like Wotsits on speed.

Imagine our excitement when we discovered that the big supermarket near our house sells one item we both managed to get incredibly excited about: Marshmallow Fluff.

Creamy sugar in a jar, for us this really is confectionary crack. We grabbed some jars immediately. Too good an opportunity to pass up.

The same evening Kate used it in some brownies she baked, I ate a whole load with a spoon. Fuck sophistication.

But that evening Kate brought the opened jar up to the bedroom. Some naughty midnight snackage was in order, I thought. Little did I know it would be me being feasted on.

Kate told me she’d bought me some new trousers and was keeping them as a surprise. She wanted me to try them on right then and there, and pulled off my pyjama bottoms in one swoop. She’s never been the most subtle, but she is absolutely gorgeous.

[MF][Cheating] Random visit to her shop

It was a random day, I dropped off my daughter early to the baby sitter, and thought I’d stop by and see Beth. Nothing different about today, but for some odd reason, we were both just clocked, like once we saw each other’s eyes, we were already mind fucking…

I was in my normal attire, jeans, tshirt, and she was in a white tight top, sleeveless, a black skirt, and calf high boots, she always looks good in those boots. I landed at the counter, her lip being bit, and she looked around….

Beth “I have to…. ” fumbling around the counter …” File this paper… In the back…”

Me “did you want some company?”

Beth “why do you think I’m filing in the back?”

We get to the back room, the door shuts, the paper falls, I shove her hands against the door, above her head. Start biting softly oh her neck, she raises a leg and whimpers wanting me close… I slap her inner thigh… She whimpers again….

Me “down and wait little girl”

Beth “please daddy…. I want you so bad daddy…”

Me “you want this dick little girl?” Unzipping my pants and letting it pop out

Teddy and Kitten: The Long Weekend [MF] [M37+F23] [long] [cheating] [kink]

*This time I let Teddy do the talking, since a few of you asked about his perspective on our affair. I didn’t give him any prompting besides, “Write about the LW, as much as you can remember.” I think he did a smashing job. I’ve added a few comments on the things he’s forgotten due to time or drunkenness.*

Hello. To my pleasant shock, my girlfriend (we gave each other nicknames so hereinafter she’ll be “Kitten” or “K”), revealed to me that she chronicled our first date in a story on a Web site she enjoys. That is both humbling and flattering in a way that’s hard to describe. Sadly, she also told me that she wrote about another date of ours preceding an international trip I took that was not as well-received because as she may have mentioned, I’m married. K suggested that you may enjoy hearing about one of our dates from my perspective and in my voice, so I’ve chosen to do that, which she has agreed to submit on my behalf.

I bite my lip as he brings out the rope… [fm] [oral]

I walked into his flat. It had so much character, high ceilings and old wood floors. He grabbed me by the waist and kissed me right away ” hey babe… mmm you smell delicious!” just hang on! he was on the phone and I was wide eyed and excited. At 27, I was not overly experienced and had not had many partners. I was nervous as he poured me a drink and we sat on the sofa. He put the TV on and was scrolling through downloads. His piercing blue eyes basically undressed me instantly, but I couldn’t tell him that. We had gone out a few times and he had me with his mischievous grin and smooth excitement. The tension between us was palpable as he put his arm around me and we settled in. The drink was calming my nerves and enhancing my confidence.

He starting rubbing my neck, after drink 2 I was feeling bubbly and ready for some tantalizing touch. Every time he touched me my neck electrified, it was like I was being stroked with a live wire and I relished in every moment. I felt my nipples start to harden gently as I melted into his hands, every touch bringing my excitement closer and my pussy wetter.

[M]y Thirsty Thursday ends in our mutual [f]riend’s bed.

Long time reader, first submission of one of my most memorable college encounters!

It was my senior year spring semester and one of our weekly rituals was to head to our favorite bar for their Thirsty Thursday $5 All You Can Drink night (yes this is a real thing in Wisconsin); this Thursday was no exception. My four roommates and I walked in around 9:00pm, just before the place usually started to get busy. Per usual, we all started double-fisting some whisky cokes, bouncing between watching some NBA on TNT game and hitting on whatever girls were around us.

A couple hours and quite a few drinks later our group dropped down to three. I headed to the bathroom, made quick talk with a guy from Calculus class, and came back to my remaining two roommates spitting on two blondes in the corner of the joint. Instead of awkwardly eavesdropping and cock blocking them, I headed to the bar for another drink. Macklemore’s ‘Can’t Stop Us’ blared in the background while I butted shoulders waiting to get the jerkoff bartender’s attention. Then I saw a girl I knew through mutual friends frantically walking around the bar and heading my way.

[Group] I arranged a stranger to please my guy when I was out of town.

If I learned one thing in life, it’s that lack of fun is a relationship killer. I’m bound and determined to keep the fun in mine.

When I saw that I was going to be away from Reddit Guy (RG) for a while, I got an idea. There aren’t many things that men love more than blowjobs, so I was going to find a woman to step in in my absence.

I posted to reddit explaining my situation. I wanted a woman to give him head while her husband or boyfriend let me watch on FaceTime.

I got a handful of responses: some nice couples, some single women, lots of men who oddly interpreted the post as a reason to offer their studly bodies to me….and the sexual version of the lottery.

“Ann” is a trophy wife. She doesn’t mind being referred to as such. She’s several decades younger than her husband and a trophy by any standards.

Ann’s pictures showed off her long, tan legs, full boobs and beautiful blonde hair. She made it clear that her husband was on board with the plan.

[MF] The sexy Redditor from Manila

Originally posted in [r/alasjuicy](https://www.reddit.com/r/alasjuicy/comments/7guyva/i_understand_now_a_report_of_my_first_encounter/?st=JARRMO7V&sh=474c4ed2)

Pics: [Happy Halloween (F)](https://www.reddit.com/r/phgonewild/comments/7a33en/happy_halloween_f/?st=JARRRIAJ&sh=7094eb75)

I met this cute little thing not too long ago that made life a little bit more interesting. I really don’t get out on the town too often because of my sporadic schedule (6 days a week, sometimes 7), so I began to lurk here and there starting last year. I’m new to this Reddit thing, and browsing through r/Philippines one day led me down the rabbit hole to r/phr4r and r/phgonewild. Anyways, I get the pleasure of getting a response from a member many of you may know here, Miss Queen K, after I PM’d her in an r/phr4r post she’d made. She was looking for a tall, medium build/fit guy, that had a decent package and some drive. This report is being published with her permission – shout out to u/notqueenkristina ;-)