[M] Might be addicted to happy endings [F] AMA

I recently got a massage at a well known massage parlor and although it was a great massage I found I left unsatisfied. These chains charge something like $120-$150 for an hour massage and thats with a first time discount. Both times I went I ended up getting hard as soon as they would go up my legs or go anywhere near my crotch.

I figured for all this money it wasnt worth it so I started looking for otger massage parlors. I found one by my job that advertised $60 for an hour so I decided to try it out, it couldnt be that bad.

A Little Asian woman answered the locked door and said “oh Woww” quickly grabbed my hand and took me to a room and then gave me a robe and left. I stripped down to my boxers and just waited there not sure what the next step was. A different lady walked in and giggled a little while looking at my boxers. She asked “shower?” Not knowing exactly what that meant I said “sure”. She then helped me take off my boxers and tied a robe around me and guided me to a different room.

Who said Long Distance can’t be [f]ulfilling? It’s just got to be done fucking right. All in with all you got! [M]

I feel this story deserves to be r/gonewildstories worthy as any other story posted here even though it’s a bit different than the standard fair of what is posted. It was hands down one of the most amazing intense hottest encounters I have experienced and what makes it all the fucking more crazy she was the opposite side of the world to me and I feel we broke reality and all fucking logic itself in one particular online encounter.

I am just not sure readers of this story will find it as hot as I feel it was, but I will try my best to give the story the justice it deserves.

A bit of back story. I am a tall, I like to think friendly, somewhat decent, reasonably ok looking guy in his early 30’s. I had been single a while, feeling all unlucky in love and unwanted. I had tried dating apps to not much joy.

[F] That girl you know from work

My first post, so be gentle please. This is just a first attempt at writing my stories so feedback is appreciated.

Imagine you know me from work. I’m just your average 21 old. I work third shift, I go to work everyday. I pay my bills, I hang out with friends. On the outside i seem like everyone else.

But what you don’t know is that during our start of shift meeting I’m squirming in my seat. Why? Because i can’t wait to disappear too the bathroom and finger myself. I get off on being naughty at work. And everywhere else too, but that’s a story for another time. I slip out of the meeting, disappear into the bathroom this time. I undo my pants and slide my hand into my panties, and i go to town. Sometimes I bring a toy or I’m wearing vibrating panties, but my fingers do the job for me tonight. I have to hurry so I basically pound my fingers inside my self and bring myself to a quick orgasm. Maybe I’m addicted to the thrill, maybe I’m a exhibitionist. I don’t know, but I love it. I can feel myself building. I bite my lip and clamp a hand over my mouth so no one hears me. I start imagining you touching me. Maybe your the cute guy that I’ve been flirting with all week, who’s cock I can almost feel pounding me rough and fast. Or maybe you’re the shy new girl who I swear i caught checking me out last night. I feel the crescendo coming, I’m barely able to stand it. Finally, I cum. Not earth shaking, but hard enough to make my legs shake. I pull my hand out of my jeans and suck my juices of my fingers, wishing it was a cock. I straighten my panties out, button my pants, take a second to catch my breath and head out.

[F]ucking the new hire [M]

People always think that working at a coffee shop means meeting hot, single students. This doesn’t ring true when said coffee shop is situated in a business district full of older professionals who look down on you. For an early 20’s girl like me who has a propensity for daydreaming about sex, my days spent serving geriatric customers and angry old office workers were not conducive to what I had had in mind. It wasn’t until maybe six months into the gig that a new hire from across the cafe started coming in. I was instantly smitten by his broad shoulders, big brown eyes, thick black hair, and his dark skin. For two months he’d come in, order a cappuccino, and we’d engage in a little light conversation as I steamed the milk for his drink. His daily visits soon became the highlight of my day and I would instantly break out into a huge ear to ear grin whenever he walked in despite my brain reminding me to stay cool.

[FM] Failure to Launch

Note: I originally posted this on my old haunt r/RAOBJ for all of a minute, but realized that maybe I don’t quite fit in there anymore. In any regards, I hope you enjoy the read.

“I admit defeat. I thought that time away from this world would give me clarity; that by choosing to play in the “real” world, I was going to be better, shinier version of myself. In reality, I just ended up being irritable and somewhat boring. I tried filling my time doing those wholesome things I aspired to but as it turns out, knitting is not my forte. A liquid diet of wine and coffee did nothing for my running and I really can’t write for shit unless I do include the words dick, pussy and fuck. Alas, it was a nice effort at propriety, but self deprivation really isn’t a very good look on me.

That being said, I’m going to be in Portland Maine for a few days next week and will be looking for some inspiration. Extra points if you can make me cry.”

Or so the post went…

Watching my friend get his first blowjob [MF] [Exhibition]

My friend Mark and I were in the same grade and played many sports together. In our high school years, we used to talk in graphic detail about what we wanted to do with girls, but neither of us had gotten beyond a kiss. When we got to college, I got a girlfriend during the first month, and stuff moved quickly. My girlfriend and I had regular sex during my freshman year. But Mark was still looking for the right woman, and he remained very inexperienced. So I kept my sex life to myself, because I didn’t want to rub it in.

In the summer after our freshman year, that girlfriend and I broke up. At that point Mark and I started to talk about sex again. He admitted he was really horny and wanted to get laid. So we were back to square one, talking about our desires and our non-existent sex lives.

That summer he and I shared an apartment while we worked summer jobs. There was a girl we both knew, Carla, that he had been flirting with. Carla was about 5’8” and had long, wavy black hair, big breasts, and puffy lips that often broke into a great smile. I could tell she and Mark liked each other and that things had momentum. But Mark lacked the confidence he deserved to have, and he didn’t know how to move forward.

An inappropriate relationship with my step-dad…pt 1 [FM]

This is going to be a series of stories that have to do with a very inappropriate relationship I had with my step-dad during the summer between my Sophomore and Junior year in college. It’s something I hadn’t thought about in a long time but a recent conversation brought it back to light and seemed like it was interesting enough to share here.

I was staying with my mom and her husband due to my dad being out of the country for work. My mom and I had a horrible relationship at the time (still do actually), so I don’t think either of us were happy that I was there. The good thing was that both my mom and her husband were at work for most of the day, so it was really just a few hours in the evening that we all had to be there together.

Height difference made it better [MF]

I was in Hong Kong on a long work trip (3 weeks) and had little to do over the weekends. I know the place well so there wasn’t much exploring to do and, besides, I had a big project to manage so a fair bit of the time was spent working and then snatching some pool time to relax.

That didn’t stop me exploring the more fun opportunities of the island and for those in the know, Saturday night / Sunday during the day is when you can meet and connect with some of the finest Filipinas in the world.

I wasn’t so wise to this but met one on Tinder. We had a couple of messages before she told me that she thought I had a good body. This was on. I upped the ante in the messaging and it soon became a bit steamy. This made me horny and I suggested we meet up. Alas it was Thursday and she said she could only meet on Saturday so I suggested a bar near my hotel at 9 that night and she agreed only if she could stay over!

[FM] Craving creampies and rough face fucks

Cross-post. I hope it isn’t too much for this sub! Hope you enjoy :)

This happened the other day:

Normally, I’m an all-anal type of girl. I can’t help it. I love the way a cock feels buried inside my tight asshole; the way a thick, hot load feels as it coats the insides of my guts; the way it feels when a firm hand strikes my ass cheeks. There’s nothing better.

But today, I’m not craving anal at all. Today, I need two things: a dick in my throat, and a creampie in my pussy.

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This urge actually crept on me last night. Like many of my sexual impulses, it reared its monstrous head without any warning or reason, and suddenly it was all I could think about.

That night, I’d been telling a Redditor about my sudden need for a creampie, and lamenting that my boyfriend had come home all whiskey-dicked and was already asleep.

This online acquaintance, who knows that I live in a university town, dared me to find a random guy on campus to creampie me. I demurred–it was late, and I was pretty tired–but he egged me on and (without much effort, if I’m being honest) convinced me.

Local newspaper employee gets his fill [MF]

After being a longtime lurker of this sub, I felt I ought to contribute a little something that happened to me late last week. I hope you enjoy, and would be more than happy to take any advice in writing styles you might have.

I work at a small, twice-weekly newspaper in southern Wyoming. I’ve been here just under seven months, and have loved every minute of it. The people I work with, the people in town and just the environment itself.

Just before I moved here, the paper hired a front-desk woman to replace the one who moved on before her. Melanie is her name, a white woman in her mid-40s. She’s not exactly what I’d call heavy-set, but she’s heavier than I am (I’m 24, white, about 180 pounds). I’d spot Mel at about 210, maybe a sliver more.

When I first moved her, she was kind. Took me out to eat with her husband, we had lunch together a couple times, just innocent, office-related get-to-know-ya kind of stuff. We get along great, as do we with our editor, full-time reporter and stringer (a part-timer who rarely comes in). I myself am the advertising director, handling all the annoying ads you see in your subscriptions.