The Time I [M] Fucked My Niece’s Friend [F] at a Xmas Party

I’ve never posted any of my stories anywhere before. I have never really been one to kiss and tell. But I figured I would write some up, because I have some really good ones, and the anonymity of reddit provides some level of protection. I have been a lucky man. I figured I would start with one of the latest ones, since it is easiest to remember.

This was last year, 2016. I live in CA and was visiting all of my family back in the Midwest for xmas. I’ve pretty much been a lifelong bachelor, have lived in some amazing places, and have been lucky enough to spend a good deal of my single adulthood in southern California, where the 5’s here are 10’s everywhere else. I have lived a charmed life. Never been married and no kids, and have had a number of amazing relationships and experiences with beautiful women of all shapes and colors. My brother and all of my friends have had a good-natured jealousy, and it has kind of become a joke with my family…like who is Bob (not my real name) going to bring home this year. So I have a bit of a reputation that gets talked about, which I’m generally ok with (although my therapist would probably disagree).

[Mf] a night out with the intern

Let me start out by telling you a bit about where I work. I work in a very casual office setting. Our office is in an old retro fitted warehouse downtown. It consists of an office area and a lounge with couches, tv’s, game consoles, pool table etc. It’s pretty awesome. We’re all basically free lancers so there’s no dress code or anything. Very laid back.

So this particular story is about an intern we brought on about a year ago and this incident took place over the summer. Her name is Alexis, she has brunette hair to her shoulders, beautiful green eyes and a very pretty face. She’s tall (I’d say like 5’8) with long legs that come up to a nice bubbly butt. She also has an amazing hour glass shaped accented with big perky breasts. She was 20 at the time.

The first time I met her at the interview I knew two things; she was a very shy possibly innocent girl, and I was going to fuck her. I was only wrong about one of those things. The interview went well and she got the internship.

[MF] How my Reddit porn account let to anal on the first date.

This is my first post to the subreddit, and the first story I’ve written about myself so please excuse the bad writing.

We met on Tinder. We began messaging shortly after we matched and after a few messages back and forth the conversation was already full of innuendos. After a few days of messaging, we exchanged numbers and snapchats and we started messaging each other pretty frequently, but with a lot less subtly to our innuendos this time. We were getting on very well, so we ended up setting a date to meet, and while we waited for this date to arrive the conversation was becoming evermore sexual. She started to open up and told me that she liked being used, which I made a mental note of.

A night I will never forget [MF] Long

I’ve been reading some of these amazing stories for a while now and have just though I’d share one of the best times I had. First post I’m making so hope it’s worth your while.

About 8 years ago in the middle of August my ex gf had the house to herself as her family was on vacation, decided to throw a party. Nothing crazy but a good 30 people showed up. All carrying alcohol as they came through the front door so I knew it was gonna be a fun night.

After a few hours of hanging out and drinking and jumping in the pool most of the people began to leave. When it got down to about 4 or 5 people left I went inside to go take a shower and just hang out and watch some tv before I went to sleep. My ex comes in about 15 minutes later as the last few people left.

[M] The time I [F]ucked the milf next door

Let me start off with some background info. When I was in high school, a new family moved in next-door. I immediately found myself attracted to the mom of the family, Zoey. She was around 5’ 10”, with a very curvy figure. She had C-cup tits that were unbelievably perky. Her hair was brown and shoulder length and her eyes were bright green. Now, as hot as this woman was, her husband was very much the opposite. He was very chubby with a red face, glasses, and a balding head. I, for the life of me, could not figure out how they were together. I felt like Ben Wyatt reacting to Jerry and Gayle from Parks and Rec.

Anyways, she was incredibly hot, and she quickly turned into my ultimate fantasy. Every time she mowed the lawn in her short shorts and tight tank top, I found a reason to go outside. Over the years, I would even purposely do things in my yard shirtless if I knew she was outside. I thought I had caught her watching me once or twice but convinced myself I was imagining it. I never had the courage to do anything other than that or some mild flirting when we bumped into each other. I didn’t think anything would ever actually happen in my wildest dreams.

[F] I had sex with crushes roommate/landlord [M] who’s old enough to be my dad

I started liking this guy June and I think I was responsible for him coming out of his shell, hes like super introverted and only gets along with a few friends from school and his landlord who he rents his room from.

I hung out at his place a lot recently, and I got a long with the landlord too because hes a pot head and we pot heads connect you know lol. I even heard it was this guy that encouraged my crush to man up and make moves on me not sure if thats true or not of course.

Flash forward to Saturday and by then I had been over to his place almost every night and chilling with my crush. I thought for sure something was going to happen but instead he gets a call and tells me he has to sleep early for work to cover a shift on a Saturday!

No homework, sexy lingerie and no sex. I am a night owl and because I didn’t want to keep him up with my key tapping on my laptop I head out to the living room where Ralph the landlord (not his name) is watching tv. He offers me weed and I am sort of happy again and we end up talking about my crush and filling in some blanks about the past couple of years since him and his dad moved in with Ralph.

[MF] Part I: The birth of a Nymphomaniac

Growing up as such an innocent girl, I was always curious about sex. Even as a little child I touched my self with things I found in room, but my mother always told me that was wrong. When I was 7 my cousin Danielle gave me a kiss, and for the first time I felt something inside me that was growing like a fire. I watched R rated movies from an early age and found out my father cheated on my mother by reading some notes her lover sent him with explicit sex innuendos, stories and desires. Fast forward to my 19th birthday, I had been dating Doug for almost 6 months and I always told him I wanted to wait till marriage to have sex, but my kisses and my body asking for it said something else. I was in Doug’s house, his parents were out. I had bought my first lingerie pieces, a pink see through bra from Agent Provocateur and panties that matched with see through fabric so he could see my vagina from only gazing at me. My breasts looked perfectly rounded with the bra and with just a touch I could feel so much. We drank wine, Doug didn’t know I was wearing my new lingerie, so we started making out he touched my breasts and squeezed them. I let out a moan, he’s face of enjoyment when he felt the thin fabric of my new bra made him so horny. I had never touched him, so he pulled my hand and put it in his penis, I enjoyed that as he touched my nipples and pinched them. “Squeeze harder” I whispered as I let out another moan. Instinctively I started caressing his penis, my breath got stronger and stronger. He took off my shirt and with the other hand started to open my pants as he touched my vagina. “Are you sure?” He said, looking at it back, he was so nice with me… I replied with my kisses and my hand actually giving him a good hand job. As if I’d changed personalities, I liked my hand and gave him a harder hand job as he fingered me with one finger. He enojyed it and that made me want even more. I went for it and started licking the tip of his penis, I loved doing it. Even if I had never done it before, it was something I loved doing. He fingered me from behind as I moaned and gave him a hand job and he entered me harder and harder as he enjoyed it more and more. I just couldn’t resist anymore. My pussy was so wet, I felt his four fingers slipping in an out as I was shivering from pleasure. He lifted me from his dick and kissed me and pushed me on my back. He took my pants completely and pushed me on my back, he placed his penis on my wet pussy. I could see his eyes full of desire and he just teased me with his penis getting closer and closer. I knew I wanted him to fuck me as hard as he could, and I started moving my hips up and down, so as I moved the tip of his penis entered slightly. I wanted more, I was so turned on, moaning with pleasure and I moved harder so he actually entered me. That moment I knew that was the best thing I’d felt in my life. I did not want it to ever stop. He started thrusting back and forth, penetrating my wet pussy slowly so it didn’t hurt, but I was so turned on that I wanted more and harder and rougher. He fucked me all right and as he finished I knew I wanted more. After that I could not stop, every time I saw him I wanted sex, every place was a good place to do it, shit around me were things I could use for sex after. As I watched porn at nights and touched myself I wanted all of them to be stories in my actual life. I sucked Doug’s dick while he was driving, while we were having dinner with his parents I touched him under the table, I sometimes felt I made him fuck me even tough he was tired and confused at sometimes. But I wanted more, crazier things the car fucks, sofa “Netflix and Chill” fucks were already boring me, anal was amazing and a must for me, but still I had so much to discover….

I [m] was caught red handed by my roommate [f]

What’s up y’all! Since I wrote a few other stories I figured I’d share some different experiences with y’all.

This one was about a year or so after the whole Brad thing.

About a year ago I started really changing my life. I had been working my way up in my field, becoming more professional, more social, and MUCH better at talking to women because I decided to actually try it! Lol.

I had met this girl at work, her name was (fake for reasons) Elle. She was really short, like 5’4, pretty fit, incredible body, but you wouldn’t know it by how she dressed. She was kind of conservative in her outfits, not many tight pants, didn’t dress for style. She liked being as comfortable as possible. She wore these Capri pants that didn’t really show her ass or flash her legs, and she LOVED band tees. She has really dark brown straight hair that comes down half way to her back, very cute face. The kind of face you can never say no to. She had brown skin, almost looking Mexican, but a little lighter. A real nice natural tan. Elle is SUPER out going, not in a flirty way, but just likes to socialize. When I first started my job she was keen on getting me out of the house. I never went out with the team so it was her goal to get me to go out.

[M]y Wi[F]e Lucy Finally Gets What She Wants. [Pegging]

Hi again back with another short update for you guys about my adventures with my wife Lucy, this all happened last weekend. We had booked a hotel in the city for just the two of us and left the kids with my parents for the weekend, so that we could get the last of the Christmas shopping done. We shopped all day Saturday and by the time evening came we were both exhausted from battling the crowds in the shops. Lucy had a table booked at a restaurant near to our hotel, I wanted to order room services and hit the hay. But Lucy soon changed my mind when she whispered in my ear “If you go to bed this early you will miss your surprise I have planned for this evening” while slowly rubbing the growing bulge in my jeans. So we freshened up and headed out on the town for the night, after 2 bottles of wine with dinner we made our way back to the hotel. But stopped off for a quick drink in the hotel bar before making our way upstairs, but one quick drink soon turned into 4 or 5 and we were both starting to get a little drunk. Laughing and flirting in the bar, our hands exploring each other under the table. I could tell the other guests were looking at us but we both didn’t care. Eventually we made our way out of the bar and headed for our room. We made it as far as the elevator before Lucy jumped on me, making out violently and started dry humping me. Ding! The door opened and we stumbled to our room, almost tearing each other clothes off before I could eventually get the door open.