[MF][Exhibition] Getting caught jacking off turned me into an exhibitionist

When I was 15, I stayed over at my grandparents to help them with yardwork. After a long day clearing brush, I took a shower and went to bed in the spare room. I was horny af so watching porn on my phone and decided to kick down my shorts and jack off.

I dozed off but eventually heard my grandma walk into the room to check on me. I kept pretending to be asleep because I didn’t want to embarrass myself by facing her. She was shocked when she realized I was naked with my hand on my soft dick. So what does she do? She runs to get my grandpa. They both try to pull the blankets out from under my legs to cover me, but as I’m lying on top of the blankets there’s no way.

While they try jostling me with the blanket, my grandpa makes comments about me playing with myself. My grandma says I’m out of control. Blames my mom (their daughter) for raising me wild. Then she bitches about my mom marrying my dad but my grandpa says, “at least he’s a big boy – must get it from his dad’s side of the family.”

Jell-O wrestling then a redhead. [MFF]

Reneé is a little embarrassed about this. All these years later she says, “I cannot believe I did that”. It still makes her smile though.

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My tour of shore duty was almost up, her time on that ship was coming to an end as well. I managed to get a six month extension on condition I reenlisted again which we both planned on doing anyway. This gave us time to find orders together on some base. We hoped for a return to Norfolk but we both ending up taking orders to San Diego.

We took 30 days leave after we shipped over for another four years. It gave us time to pack up before the cross country movers arrived to take our belongings out west. Plus it gave us three weeks and four days after that to report to our new command. 

Renee had bought a new 1989 Trans Am and that was our ride heading to the West coast. Our first stop was New Orleans where we spent two nights. Reneé got to show her titties in bars, something she always wanted to do there. We vowed to come back for Mardi Gras one day.

The story of how me and my friend blew my husband all night long for his birthday [FMF]

Hi, you may possibly know me from a post from a month back on r/sex, and I just wanted to report that it happened for real a few days ago! Thankfully, without any sort of regret or disappointment on our part or my friend’s.

Since I heard that you like descriptions, I’m going to give you a general description of me, my husband and our friend:

Me: 5’9″, with shoulder-length red hair, blue eyes and some decent T&A if my husband is to be believed, moderately fit.

Her: 5’4″, with blonde hair that reaches her mid-back, green eyes, and she’s curvy just the right way. She is bisexual, just like me. We became friends (and FWBs) in college, and remained so even to this day.

Him: 6’4″, short-ish and somewhat curly black hair, blue eyes, tan skin, and very fit. No beard. Very well-endowed.

(https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/7prcnf/im_going_to_give_my_husband_34m_a_double_blowjob/ is the post in question)

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[M]y first time trying to suck myself.

It was yesterday, 7 days without an orgasm. I just needed to know if I could reach my mouth with my penis. Even though I’m not gay and I never want any other penis in my mouth, I just needed to know if it would work.
So I layed back, put my legs behind my head as I wanted to do a roll backwards. At first my penis hang over my nose, but after moving a little I could finally reach it with my tongue.
At this point I knew I could do it. I relaxed more and then it happened. Nearly the whole glans of my penis was in my mouth. After some more experience with the position I slowly started sucking my own penis. I couldn’t believe that it worked so well in the first try.
I didn’t wanted to go any further, I only wanted to make a quick picture for myself. So my penis went back in my mouth, I took my phone, made the picture.
But then it happened. Without any warning I orgasmed with the whole glans of my penis in my mouth.
At the first I thought I could stop the orgasm, so I stopped sucking. But then I felt the first warm drops of sperm on my tongue. I kinda paniced and swallowed. Knowing that I couldn’t stop now, I started sucking a little. And a fucking huge load of sperm from seven days ended in my mouth. It was warm and tasted kinda strange but then I swallowed once more and it was all gone.
Wow, at first I only wanted to test if I could reach my mouth but in the end I ended up sucking and swallowing a huge load of my own cum.
That was a strange experience.

[MF] Painting a blank canvas

I wake up, my head pounding.

I open my eyes. I’m in the spare bedroom. That can’t be good.

I wonder what happened last night.

In truth I can’t even remember getting home. The last thing I remember is being in the bar.

I open my phone.

No messages.

I hear my girlfriend moving around in the room next door.

Dare I get up?

I get up and bump into her on the landing.

‘How are you feeling?’ she asks me, her tone somewhat frosty.

‘Rough,’ I admit.

‘I’m not surprised,’ she replies.

She tells me she is going to get us some breakfast.

I might have got away with this I think to myself.

A shower is in order.

As the warm water hits me I immediately start to feel better.

And like so often when I am hungover I start to feel horny.

My cock is hard and I think.

Fuck it why not.

I apply some shower gel and proceed to rub one out, the overwhelming intensity of my orgasm temporarily relieving my headache.

The story of how I cheated on my gf with my bestfriend [mf] [xpost] [part 2]

Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7w2uhq/the_story_of_how_i_cheated_on_my_gf_with_my/

So, picking-up from where we left off… My bestfriend/office mate Jean fell asleep after a great fuck session while at the office outing after some serious sexual tension. Since Jean’s roommate practically saw the whole show, we didn’t really care about laying there naked and falling asleep. Since we were scheduled to leave the resort the following day at noon, I just opted to spend the night in their room.

From time to time, I would wake up with a hard-on since I was with this beautiful, fit, pixie-cut babe whose body was entwined with mine. Come morning time I felt a light touch on my cock. I chose to wait for a while and figure out what was happening. It turns out, Jean was lightly jerking me off. My cock got harder and harder to the point that it was fully erect. All I could do was savor the moment. Next thing I knew, she started giving me a blowjob. I peaked a little and saw her head bobbing up and down with the sun spilling on the right side of her face. God, she looked so beautiful. She kept blowing me, while I kept pretending to be asleep. I reached a point where I couldn’t take it anymore, I reached out for her head and shoved my cock down her throat to her surprise. She gagged a little and coughed, but after that she smiled at me.

[MM] I had my first gay experience last night, and it was awesome.

This is not something I can share with anyone I know, so who better to share it with than with a bunch of strangers on the internet!

Let me preface this by saying I like girls. A lot.
I watch mainly straight porn with the occasional switch to Bi. In recent years I’ve been switching over more and more. But still girls are a preference.

I’m 20 years old but I’ve only been with two women. My sexuality is not something I’m very open about, I’ve never told anyone that I’m also kind of, sort of into dudes because… I just didn’t see a point to be honest.

That being said, I had a very interesting experience last night.

I try to stay in relatively good shape, I am by no means ripped but Im fairly fit. I go to the gym three times a week, always around 9 P.M.

I like to go later in the day because there are never that many people around and I cannot stand a packed gym.

Anyways, I got to the gym and there were only three people there, a middle aged couple and this guy.

[MF] A bizarre night with a woman out of my league [long][plot twist]

Hi fellow redditors. So far, there’s been positive response to these stories and they’re a kind of therapy for me, giving me a chance to replay events and contextualize the good and the bad. But before I keep going with these, I’d like to know what you think and if you’d like to see more stories after these ones. If you like what you’re reading, I’m happy to keep going. All these stories are 100% real, and I assure you, so is this one, even though it was every bit as bizarre as it reads.

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Were I to grab myself from the past about to answer the phone that night, I would proceed to call my past self an idiot whose sex drive was clearly shouting over his basic sense of self-preservation. If ever I lived up to the male stereotype of having two heads but lacking the blood flow to run both at the same time, that was it. The whole thing was shady from the get go, but something in me just wanted to believe. So when “Tina” posted in a public chat room if there were any men in my then age range in my city without any plans for the night, I replied. She messaged me privately, asking to call me.

[MF] Fucking my mentor MILF

After that oral session with Neha, I was pumped up and excited about further possibilities at the next meetup. I spent the week until the next meetup thinking about it. Except for our interaction at the meetup, we did not maintain any contact whatsoever so that added to some angst for me. Many scenarios ran through my head. Was she a dissatisfied housewife? She seemed like she was not getting any action at home. That’s for sure. Did she she fool around with me for fun or some kind of release? Though it wouldn’t matter to me as long as I was getting some, I couldn’t help but think.

The week went by and I was waiting eagerly for Wednesday, the day of the meetup. I usually took a bus to the meetup though I had a car. I kind of liked taking a bus now and then and also I had a card from employer that guaranteed free rides. So, on wednesday I took the bus to the meetup. She arrived before me and was sitting on the desk that was assigned to us. She was in her usual blouse, jeans and flat sandals. She had her long hair tucked behind her ears and was filling some form up. As I approached her and put my book on the desk, that’s when she got distracted and looked at me. She gave her usual radiant smile. I winked at her. I was taking things casual with her for some time.

[MM] Office Sex 3

It had been a while between drinks, or cum I should say. So I messaged Jeff with a pic of my smooth balls and cock. He replied almost immediately, “When are we meeting? I want to fuck you.”

I smiled as I wrote another message, “Well, we both know it’s going to happen, so today is a good day to do it.”

We set up a usual meet for 5.30 after work. I went to gym in the mean time and gave my hole a good clean. I left my underwear in my gym bag as I put my work clothes back on. Feeling sexy as I free balled it back to my office.

I killed time with some work and intermittently going on Reddit to check out porn of course. This ended up not working perfectly because I got so horny I almost blew when he touched me. But I digress.

5.30 rolled on and I made my why over to Jeff’s building. I walked in and we shook hands by the lift making small talk as we went up to the vacant office he uses for us.