[MF] When I finally hooked up with Black Snooki haha

I’ll start by saying this story is a bit long in the beginning but I want to explain the build up. This post is about a girl I jokingly used to say looked like a black Snooki. She was about 4’10 or 4’11, she was African American mixed with Japanese and a couple other things and wore glasses. Even though she was short and a bit chubby, she had huge boobs, friends of ours would even call her boobs as a nickname Lmao. No matter what she wore, they were always kinda falling out.

We had known each other since 6th grade, one of the first times I remember talking to her was during an after school detention. Even in 6th grade her boobs were already coming in big. We remained friends throughout middle school and high school. I always had a little crush on her, not like I really wanted to be with her, I just wanted to hook up haha. But we were both always dating other people and it never really worked out. We flirted constantly during high school, I was always grabbing her butt freshman year. I once even licked chocolate off her finger from a cookie and it looked like she almost orgasmed Lmao.

[MM] Caught once sucking off a straight friend

I have a thing for giving blowjobs to some of my straight friends who’ve been having a little sexual frustration. It works out–we keep it our secret, they get some needed release, and I get the thrill of having a cock in my mouth.

I have one friend who liked to ask me to suck his cock while he drove. We’ll call him Mike. The first time Mike asked me to to this for him, I was very hesitant. He assured me there wasn’t a risk of getting caught, because I had long thick hair and if anyone saw us, they’d only see the back of my head in his lap and assume I was a woman. I just had to not sit up until we were somewhere where no one was around. Hesitantly, I agreed and the first time it went great. We were in the back of a shopping center parking lot when he unzipped and pulled out his cock. I made a quick check that no one was looking, then leaned over into the driver seat and started giving him head. I sucked his cock the whole drive back to his apartment complex. He pulled into a spot in the back of the complex and he shortly blew a massive load into my throat, which I swallowed down dutifully.

Whoa…work got interesting today! [mff]

Whoa. Okay, bear with me. I am in an uber and I am…functoxicated. On my phone. I’ll include whatever details I remember (though I must brag I am a functioning drunk).

So I was horny today. Like…considered wearing my butt plug to work knowing my shorts were too tight to pull it off levels of horny. So, some cute guys came in and I was doing my normal flirting thing and absolutely SOAKED my panties. Thing is, at my restaurant, the clothing is painfully restrictive. Just peeing is an act of God. Nevertheless, I went into the bathroom, got my orange shorts off, peeled off those fucking pantyhose, and got my panties off. That is how wet I was, I couldnt stand to wear my thong anymore. So I carried that to my bag and deposited it there. For those who are detail oriented, I was pink and white striped from VS ;-)

Anyways I am complaining to my BFF about how horny this table is making me. I knew I couldnt do anything though because, well, I am at work and we are not allowed to give out number out. So I am just dying while talking to my friend. Then, out of fucking nowhere, she suggests I come home with her! She has a fiance…so I am suspicious. I am complaining I am horny and she says come home with me.

Hate [f]ucked/scissored my best [f]riend on my ex’s bed

My childhood best friend and I have been friends since 6th grade. We can call her Kate.

I dated this guy through high school and college for like 4.5 years. I loved him. I thought I was going to marry him. I lost my virginity to him. He was super manipulative and abusive, but I loved him. He was my friend’s bother. Even after my ex and I broke up, we still spent a lot of time of their house usually when my ex wasn’t around, mostly drinking and raising hell. I moved on. I started dating other people, but I still cared about him.

About a year and a half after my ex and I finally broke up, I found out my best friend Kate fucked my ex on New Year’s Eve, a couple months back. I was pissed. They both lied to my face about it for months. Also I was mostly pissed that I thought I was going to marry this guy, Kate knew all the brutal details, and they did this. My ex and I have a pretty rocky relationship, this wasn’t exactly a clean break. It was messy as hell. Point is: I was pissed. I felt betrayed. I never talked to Kate about how mad I was but I started fantasizing about hate fucking her and teaching her a lesson.

[F] An old memory but a good one… (xpost)

So I had been on a series of false starts, disappointments, and near misses at the time. Been in a dry spell for awhile thanks to being single and being off of birth control due to some medication I have needed to take. And even though I had been really needing a good sexing I am not one to go out and just pick up a random, anonymous partner. For some reason if there is no emotional connection (even if it is just as friends or a bond from common interests) I just have 0 interest and desire.

So I am just crapping around at work (been working a lot that winter break so I can make extra money with the free time from not being at all), but I am also kind of being a little bad and trolling Facebook when I get a message from someone I know from school who also lives in the area. We get to chatting and he mentions how he still hasn’t beaten Portal 2 in coop mode because his gaming buddy was bad at it and they just never continued with it. I kinda scoffed at him a little because Portal 2 isn’t exactly super hard as games go, so I thought I would help him achievement whore and get more points for his xbox profile.

[MF] A twist on stories

Does anyone want to make some suggestions about what i should do with my wife when we’re fucking tonight so i can make their story come true? Would love suggestions about positions, phrases i should use….toys? any of it. Will report back once the deed is done of course with the story of what we did.

[MF] had a friend come over and fill me this week. Cum filled panty pic at the end

Early this week I had a free morning so I spent it in the tub then naked in bed playing. I was chatting with a friend and really needed some cock so I invited him over. I told him the door is unlocked, my pussy is wet and my mouth is hungry.
I was naked in the bedroom when he came in. We quickly moved to the living room. He took his shirt off and I was standing up against him. Kind of rubbing his chest and pressing up against him.
He undid his pants and pushed them down a bit and I was rubbing my hands everywhere and lower. He was already hard. I played with his cock a bit and then dropped to my knees and started sucking him. I deep throated him once, feeling him push up against the back of my throat. He was so hard and felt so good in my mouth. I really wanted to feel him inside me.
He eventually sat down on the couch and told me to turn around (facing away) and sit on his cock. I was so wet from sucking him that he slid right in. He held onto my hips and rocked me on his cock and we fucked like that for a bit. A few times I got concerned about squirting and making a mess but he would slow me down or change angles just slightly
He then turned me around and bent me over the couch. He was “dom-y” in the way he turned me and positioned my legs on the cushions and arms over the back. He fucked me slow and I was trying to savor the feeling of the way he fucked me. He would move me where he wanted me if I got out of position. He was not rough in the aggressive way but in the “I know what I want way”.
He told me he likes watching his cock slide into me. He would pull almost all the way out and then shove all the way in. I felt so full.
I really wanted to ask for pics but I was too in the moment to speak. He smacked my ass as I had my face buried in the back of the couch. He then came deep in me, just like I wanted. Afterwards I quickly went to the bedroom and put on my panties so I could save as much of his cum in me for the day. The picture is of my wet, cummy panties shortly after he left. My hubby got that pic and it made him instantly hard.

[FM] The Bittersweet Memoirs #1: The Exchange Student.

Like most people, I suppose, my life has been one long journey lined by love, failure, and heartache. I warn you now, these stories, whilst full of love, sex and excitement, will rarely end in a happily ever after.

This will be my attempt to immortalise those memories, before they fade. As a result, I cannot guarantee the accuracy of my retelling, as my recollection is already rusty.

The events of this story occur before [the story of jess](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/87zzio/my_sisters_best_friend_fm/), though earlier in the same year

Like all stories, this must have a beginning. So let us begin with the story of Laura, my first serious girlfriend.

Laura made her first appearance in my life in my last year of highschool, in the form of my elder sisters foreign exchange student, an exotic imported delicacy from faraway France.
Laura was two years older than me, the same age as my sister, and thirsted for an escape from her small, provincial town, where she lived with her mother and sisters in an old Chateau, where the stairs were bowed from the passage of feet and time, and the floors creaked in ancient, dusty voices as you walked.

[MF] (Xpost from SluttyConfessions) Spying on my neighbour UPDATE

First post:

[24M] Spying on my (F) neighbour – advice from SluttyConfessions

Thanks for the feedback and advice I got on my last post; I just thought I’d share an update on what happened!

The short version of the last story is that I have an attractive neighbour in the apartment next to mine. Our windows face each other, and neither of us like to close our curtains at night. This has meant that I’ve seen her undressing a few times, and I’d wondered if she’d noticed me noticing.

About a day after I posted the last message, in the late afternoon, I was doing work at my desk (conveniently in front of the window), and I noticed my neighbour and a friend go into her room. I make eye contact with the neighbour, and a moment later I hear them giggling from across the alleyway. I try to focus on my work for a few minutes, but I hear more giggling a minute later. I glance up from my computer, and see a sign stuck up on the window. It says: “Hey, I’m Sofie*”. I stare at this for a solid minute, and see my neighbour lift her head above the level of the wall, and quickly duck down again when she sees me looking. My heart starts racing. I quickly scribble down a note on some paper, search around for some bluetac, and stick a sign up in my window introducing myself. I wait, and after what feels like the longest time, I see that the sign has been changed. The new one reads “It’d be cool to get to know my neighbour. Text me on [number]”.

[MM] A night in the dorms with my freshman roommate.

One night my freshman year in college, I was out with my dorm mate. We’ll call him Luke. We’d been out partying with friends and we were a little drunk as we came back to the room we shared. He started complaining to me about his lack of success hooking up with any girls we knew and how horny he’d been.

I don’t know what got into me, but I asked him how much he really needed to get off. I was drunk! Who knows what I was thinking? He said he was super horny and just wanted to get off, so I told him I’d suck his cock if he’d keep it between us and just stop complaining. To my surprise, he said yes.

So now he’s sitting on the edge of his bed with his pants off and I’m on my knees in front of him, taking his cock in my hand. Fuck! Luke’s got a bigger dick than I’d ever imagined. This thing was at least 8″. I began by licking it all over, then taking it in my mouth. I tried to think of how I’d like to have my dick sucked and sucking him off accordingly. I went down and licked and sucked on his balls and he seemed to like that a lot, grabbing me by the back of my head and moaning as he dead.