Punk Show Got More Hardcore Than I Was Expecting! [FM] [really long, sorry!]

I have lived a small desert town for most of my life, not incredibly exciting, but not especially boring, either. I’ve had my fair share of adventures, but recently, I felt like I needed something more.

So, I decided to take a trip up to the big city: Salt Lake City, to be exact. I have a few friends there, we normally hit up bars and basement shows, just to check out the local scene. I’ve always been a fan of punk, my first Descendents record changed my god damn life. You can get lost in it, you can jam out, you can just fuckin’ rage. Lucky for me, my Salt Lake friends agree, and we always find some good stuff happening, or at least good enough that we can get drunk and pretend that they’re the next NOFX, or something.

I was staying with my pals Lauren and Andy, Lauren had heard through some acquaintances that there was gonna be a show at some dive bar venue, don’t remember the bands playing, but it was guaranteed to either get wrecked or rage on the floor. Sounded great! I put my war paint on, dark lipstick, black eyeliner, etc. We called for an Uber, and we were off to the bar.

[MF] Delivered- update w/ pics to “Fucking a cheating fiancee”

Don’t read if the title does not appeal to you. I know I’m a bit of an evil bastard. I don’t care.

Hey guys and ladies, it’s been a couple months. I had a ton of great feedback on a previous story I wrote (now deleted), called “Fucking a cheating fiancee.” Well, you’ve been patient and now I finally have time to write more. And I even found a few old pictures to share with you! (These pics are NOT nudes and are edited to protect the naughty. Just a little something to give you an idea about “Mary.”)

Catchup from Part 1: A while back, I hit up an old classmate of mine on Facebook. I knew she had a long-term boyfriend for several years, but in just one facebook conversation we started flirting and we met up at a local garden to “catch up,” which turned into a slow, cozy walk to a private corner of the garden where we felt each other’s bodies under our clothes while heavily making out. After a week of skyping and sexting, we had sex for the first time at my place. She came over and our clothes were off in a couple of minutes. She gave me the best blowjob I had ever felt in my life. We fucked like we were in heat for hours, finishing when I gave her a shaking cervical orgasm and came inside her without protection. The first thing she could say after was “Oh my god, you fucked me inside out.” I sent her home to her boyfriend filled with my cum.

[MFM] Back in college I shared my girlfriend with one of my best friends. It was the hottest thing ever.

Hello all,

I’m not sure what is making me share this now. I’ve been a long-term lurker of the sub and have a huge cuckold fantasy. The reason for that will become very obvious in my post below. I hope you enjoy the story. All this is 100% true as I remember it.

Back in the mid 2000s I was starting college at small Division III school in the Midwest. I went there to play football. They can’t give out scholarships for football in Division III but they were able to put together a very nice package for me to go to school for almost free. Since my family could not pay for college I accepted.

Let me tell you about Jennifer. I met Jennifer the first week of school and orientation. We were both biology majors and so were put in the same group. To this day I swear it was love at first sight. Jennifer is the kind of beautiful that when you see her you never want her to walk away because then you can’t look at it any longer.

[M]Got paid 50€ to watch my roommates friend fuck a couple [FFM].

So this is something that was set up 2 weeks ago that we did this Sunday. I never wrote anything from real life, so sorry if the writing style is a bit off.

First a bit of background, I’m a 19 YO student currently studying in Slovenia. I am disabled, muscular degradation in my calves, but I can still walk alright with a cane. I’m pretty fit, especially in the upper body part, and everything is normal up until below my knees, which is why I’m short (164cm). I live in a flat with 5 other people, 1 guy and 4 girls, and we often throw parties and invite some people we know. This is where the story starts.

It was just a regular party, we all had some people over and were having fun. I was just doing what I did every time and sat at some corner and talked to whoever was close, I don’t like crowded places where someone can push me. What I didn’t notice was my roommates friend, Laura, who came out of nowhere and asked me to come with her. Now I know Laura from passing, she does projects with one of my roommates, Diana, but I never really interacted with her. She wasn’t drunk, she’s a happy drunk, and she looked pretty nervous. She’s a cute petite girl, more on the thin side, with dark shoulder-length hair. She was shorter than me, so around 156-160cm.

The [F]irst time a girl made a [M]ove on me

This story takes place back when I was in college. During my time in university I went through a lot of changes in my personal life. I started school as your typical American Christian boy, and graduated an Atheist. After actually reading the entire Bible my sophomore year and realizing Christian culture just cherry picks what the want to hear to conform to their beliefs, I became an Atheist. My first college girlfriend was pretty happy with this realization, not only because I would stop hanging out with all the Christian kids that didn’t accept her, but also meant we could start having sex.

But this story isn’t about my first college girlfriend. When I officially became an atheist near the end of my sophomore year, I wanted to start fresh again my junior year of college. I cut ties with all my friends from the Christian groups, broke up with my first girlfriend, and moved off campus.

Fucked [M]y [F]emale trainer

At the start of this last New Year I pulled the stereotypical “I’m going to diet, exercise, and get in shape” resolution. Surprisingly, I have stuck with it to this point and have lost 25 pounds.

Until two months ago, I had been only dieting to lose the weight…but eventually I plateaued and realized I needed to start exercising regularly. I’ve always hated exercising more than dieting. The sweat, the soreness, the breathing pain…for me it has always weirdly been easier to just skip on the desserts. This all changed when I started talking with the girl who would soon enough be my personal trainer.

We had been Facebook friends through having similar acquaintances, but had only met maybe once before in person. However, through my creepy Facebook stalking, I did see that she was very much into exercise (crossfit, yoga pants, etc.). I had “admired her photos” for months, but never knew how I could start conversation, find an excuse to hang out, or even just message online. Then one day, the gods opened up a wonderful door for me.

[F]Grinded the cock straight off of my vibrator, George “Purp” Cliton {Solo}

I had a couple of hours, so I put on an old movie to kill the time.
There’s a whole chunk of this particular movie that fills this weird “protection” thing that I have, and that’s sexier than any naked being standing in front of me. The idea of being watched from across the room, knowing you’re completely protected and it’s safe to be who you are, even in public.

*Sigh* ANYWAY.

I get Cliton (Purp for short), start the scene over again, and close my eyes to imagine the ravenous fuckin’ IMPALING that i’d take from this character… I suppose technically it was a hate fuck. A Solo Hate-Crime on my pussy, if you will.
I can see the peak from the bottom of the hill, and all of a sudden it stops vibrating inside me. The clit part was still vibrating, and buttons still lit, and as I lift up (reverse cowgirl) I see like 3 inches of wire holding onto the inside of that dildo for dear life.

It was my first sex toy, so naturally He gets a proper burial.
In an extremely nice shoe box.
I’m talking DSW, none of this Bogo business.

[MF] Unarranged Anonymous Sex

This happened a couple years ago back when I was in college and is to this day one of my favorite sexual experiences. The 3 below sections just explain the situation and unexpectedness of it all if you want you can skip those to get to the foreplay.

Every year (until recently) Ohio State University has a tradition called the mirror lake jump. Basically a bunch of students jump and party in their on campus lake called Mirror Lake before their biggest sporting event of the year, their rivalry OSU vs Michigan football game.

I was visiting (as I didn’t go to OSU) and staying with 5 guy friends that lived off campus to partake in all the fun that weekend. We pregamed, got drunk, and then around 9 PM after the sun had gone down made our mile and a half trek to the lake. By time we got there the lake was already bustling with activity and a quarter full. In my experience it only fills up about halfway as the other end is quite deep and drunk college kids tend to do better when they can stand as opposed to trending water.

[MF] Epic Craigslist Success Story

In honour of today’s shuttering of the Canadian personals sections on Craigslist, I’m reposting my most memorable casual encounter:

Ever try hooking up with Craigslist? I replied to some ads that I found enticing, but only got silence (or offers to join camgirl sites). I tried posting a few ads of my own, and got much of the same – obvious scams, no real girls.

It all changed when I wrote a very dirty response to an ad that asked for domination. I didn’t get a reply, but I thought that what I wrote was too good not to share. So I posted another ad. And this one fucking worked!!

Within three weeks I had fucked two random girls – no dating, no bullshit, and exactly the way I wanted it (those are stories for another time). They were decent looking girls, don’t get me wrong, and I had a good time with both of them, but they were nothing compared to Kitten (that was a piece of her email address, and how I ended up addressing her through most of our correspondence). I’m an average looking 34-year-old; she’s a smoking hot 18-year-old. Cue the comments about this being fake, I don’t mind. I’d feel the same way if it didn’t happen to me!

A Jerk Told Me He’d Fuck Me And For Some Reason I Let Him! [TM]

So a couple weeks ago this pretty hot guy matched with me on Tinder. He said he was 6′5 Black, clean shaven and clean haircut, super ripped in his shirtless pics and he was 26. So yes, he was the type of guy I totally fall for physically but texting with him back and forth for a little bit I realized, he was like an ass.

He would text me things like

“Hit me up with some nudes cause I got loads to compare ya with before I decide to fuck u or nah”

Like that wasn’t cool with me. I’m open to sex and relatively early sex with new people, but you still have to be respectfully about how you court me you know? So I told him in your dreams and to fuck off before he responded with this.

“It all rites shawty. You’ll let me fuck you soon. It gonna happen.”

Bleh.. What a prick. So I blocked him and tried to forget about him