[MF] How My Cooking Skills Got Me Laid

In one of my previous stories, I referenced a barbecue where I received a promising text from a promiscuous friend. Well, while I was at that barbecue, something else happened.

Let’s run it back. My friend Jenna organized a going away barbecue for herself. She was moving out of the city and had a sick roof deck that she wanted to exploit one last time. She had never done it before and it honestly sounded like a lot of fun. But then Jenna texted me with a minor problem she had.

Jenna: Hey! I’m going to have a going away barbecue on my rooftop this weekend. Are you free?

Me: Yup! I’ll be there.

Jenna: Great! BTW do you know how to barbecue?

Me: Uh… Yes… Why?

Jenna: Okay cool! Nobody else does. Thanks for barbecuing! I’m sure it’ll be great :)

Let me be clear: at no point did I volunteer to cook for 30 people, many of whom would be strangers to me. But Jenna had been a good friend for many years, she was moving across the country, and at the end of the day, I didn’t mind it. We coordinated on a menu, she bought everything, and I got ready for the barbecue.

Experimental Act IV: [M]eeting her in a small nudist island. [F]uck, she is so hot.

In 2016, a couple of days before meeting Marie after not seeing her for a year, I wrote this:

Act III: she (25F) is finally fully naked. He (32M) ties her bikini to a buoy. from gonewildstories

I will see her again in 3 weeks, and one poster from gonewild who enjoyed reading my posts, /u/blankets_and_tea (do check her out), inspired me to write about my last encounter with Marie.

Prelude to Act IV:

While visiting friends, the summer of 2016, I contacted Marie after not seeing her (or talking to her) since moving to another country in 2015: ‘hey, are you free two days from now? “
-“yes! let’s play”
-“I have a place in mind”

I was about to suggest going to a sauna spot by a lake, with a lake-water fed outdoor pool, where I would be able to take in plenty of eye candy… but before I was able to tell her where I wanted to meet, she wrote “how about we go for a swim again. we can go to the far end of Werdisnel, and swim naked.”

My cock got hard when I read her reply.

[MF] [long] Meeting a Tinder Date at a Park.

This is my first post so please bear with me as I try to wow you.

It had all started about four years ago during my freshman year of college. My new roommate and I were talking about some good ways to meet with some beautiful college women with the interest of having sex with them (obviously). Well the topic of Tinder came up and we decided to see who could hook up with a girl fro Tinder the fastest. After some few hours of swiping I match up with Alejandra. A beautiful, petite Hispanic woman, she was 19 so just a bit older than myself at the time. Her and I had some flirtatious banter back and forth to the point where I ask her if she would like to ‘hang out’. She had suggested we meet at a park near her house and see where things go. I was about a 20 minute drive for me but I was bored and figured I would either get murdered or have a good late night stroll in a park.

An awkward turn of events [F]

Hey guys, been a while since my last post, and there have been various tales to tell. However, I feel this one might be the most note worthy, however, for once it was me getting embarrassed and not my bf (and I’m having to post this after losing a bet with him)

So, usually I’m either at uni or staying at
My bfs. However, recently came back home as it’s my mums birthday so have to do the whole family thing. On one day my parents had gone out, and I had headed out too, leaving my little brother home alone. On my way to meet my friend she called and cancelled so I headed back home. Once home I heard someone in my room (which tbh isn’t a surprise, just figured my family used it for storage now I’m mostly away). Now ask anybody with a sibling, if you have a chance to scare the life out of your brother/sister, you’re duty bound to take it. So, I burst into the room, and let’s say I was the one who got surprised, with more than just an eyeful.

A story and question [MF]

I will not talk about how me and wife’s **** reached to this level, It’s long story, I’m 24, she is 44 and hot, now she wants me, I can’t believe it, is that because I’m young and good looking guy and trusted person or she is a slut and no one knows her past…?, the important thing is how I can **** her?, wait to be alone with her and kiss her?, I’m afraid to make progress, she is afraid too, so how I can approach her sexually?

[M] I licked dildo from bedroom of my neighboor.

One night I was really horny. And my neighbour is a slut. Like really big. Biggest in our community. So one week she and hers family went away and gave me key to guard their house. I went in bedroom and searched for stuff. Thongs and stuff. And I found cheramic dildo. It has white spots on it. I licked it clean. I just love taste of pussy. But maybe was sperm, who knows… And that one day, I was sure, I would not get some from my wife. So I jumped over the fence…

[FM] I drugged my wife with viagra and other sex drugs…then I fucked her…

I must say, that I am very sexual person. I would use every occasion to fuck.

But my wife is like average. We fuck 1-3 times per week and that is like okay. Time and place is kind of problem. But for me, there are no problems. I would fuck everywhere, just to be intimate with her.

So I thought about that. If I would want to had sex with her more often, she needs to be more horny. I know I am attracted to her, but she is a woman, with child. With no real space for us, and time is also sometimes an issue. But for me, that isnt a problem.

So I knew that must be in my brain s. So I tried to experimenting. I make coffee for us. And when I made coffee I mixed into a coffee 50mg of viagra. It taste bitter, so I put a little sugar in it and salt. That was good. I gave her every day to drink. No real difference in lust or hornyness. But one thing I notice, when I fingered her, her pussy was SWOLLEN! Like really big. She responded on every touch when I touched her. But that wasnt a case. Yeah she came 3 times, that is minimum for us, but that is this.

finally fucking [m]y [f]riend after 3 years

I met this girl Emily in summer chem during the summer of 2015. I immediately found her attractive and we vibed well and quickly became friends. We had similar music tastes, were both psych majors, both into weed culture and just overall homie material. We were both pretty shy, so we never really made a move to bring it past a friendship. Part of that was also that we were both seeing different people at different times throughout the years to come so the timing was never perfect.

Time went by, we saw each other maybe once a month and went to the occasional concert together. We were always super friendly with each other but neither of us ever made a move. I could never tell if she just wanted to be friends or actually wanted anything more. Flash forward to last summer. We were talking more and more and eventually our conversation became dirty. We started talking about sex, the porn we liked to watch, different positions, started talking about what we would do to each other. It was super hot and I had never opened up sexually to anyone as much as I had her. I told her all my darkest fantasies and we often shared pictures back and forth. We’d text late into the night and share porn with each other. I asked her if she’d ever had her ass eaten and she said no and god all I wanted was to eat her ass out and see her face/listen to her moan. It didn’t become more than that for a while though, I was still seeing someone, which complicated matters, and so while we talked about fucking each other, it didnt happen.

[MF] After the 2nd screening of 50 shades (Warning, rough)

Warning, this is rough, if you’re not a fan of very rough (but consensual) sex, you may want to look away.

If you read the first one you’d know that, during a screening of 50 shades my innocent on the outside but filthy on the inside ex Ashley had proposed a FWB situation during our time seeing 50 shades at the cinema. She’d then toyed around with me in the cinema before practically begging to be taken home and used roughly. Ashley liked it rough, in fact at times when we were dating she wanted it rougher than I could give, for some reason, that night I didn’t have as many qualms.

We’re standing in the hall to my apartment, “You know the drill, Red, Orange, Green”. As soon as she nods agreement I smile, grab her hair and tug her towards me, “you’re going to be used like a slut”. She groans as my hand grips her hair, the other pushes up her hoody and begins toying with her breasts. Cupping, squeezing, rolling, she loved her nipples being played with, my fingers circling them, tugging them, increasing the pressure, the amount I pull, the amount I twist. I didn’t hold back, I knew she liked pain and she certainly seemed turned on enough. My fingers let go of her nipples and reached for her skirt, pushing it and her panties down. “Get into the bedroom and take off that hoody, sluts don’t wear clothes in my house” wordlessly she complies, stumbling down the hall, hoody being discarded and hurrying to the bedroom.

[FM] Public sex and Pokemon Go

When my husband and I first got together, we basically did two things. Fuck, and play Pokemon Go. We worked nights which meant it was hard to get out during the day to play, so our weekends often involved us driving to empty areas where we could walk around reasonably safely in the middle of the night.

Our favorite was a historic business square, because it was always deserted and had a ton of stops hit as we walked around. It was very open with buildings around the outside, and some grassy areas with benches in the middle. One night I was feeling especially daring, though husband didn’t know it at the time, and had thrown on a dress instead of my usual leggings.

We made one lap around the square when I said I wanted to stop at the benches really quickly. We walked into the center, and once he sat down I kneeled in front of him, reaching up to pull down his sweats. I started to suck his cock and he got hard so quickly, which was perfect because I was so turned on having him in my mouth there I needed to feel him somewhere else almost instantly.