[MF]emoirs: Eating Out in Dallas

[x-posted to r/randomactsofmuffdive]

I’ve always loved eating out. I’m a big pleaser by nature, and few things are hotter than pleasing a partner with my face between their thighs.

I’ve lurked on RAOMD but just couldn’t bring myself to go through with anything because it felt too risky.

But one day I decided to just do it. I reached out to a few women whose posts caught my interest and ended up clicking with one of them. She was into gentle femdom, liked Asian guys, and wanted to get eaten out. Perfect!

We hopped on a Discord call and immediately said we both liked each other’s voice. We talked about hobbies, sexual experiences, and what we wanted from a meet up. The conversation felt like talking with a friend, for the most part. We also found out that we went to the same college šŸ˜…

After verifying neither of us was a psychopathic killer monster person, we decided to spend a weekend together. More specifically, it was Thursday night, and I booked a flight for the next day… I figured I would talk myself out of it if I thought about it too much.

[M] [F] part 2 of The Saga of the sexy doctor and the handsome bull

So I hope most of you red part 1 so you’ll be thoroughly filled in LOL pun intended, the second part will blow your mind or a load in your pants

So let me start by telling you that I have my doctors cell phone number directly which is very unconventional between doctors and patients 95% of the time you have to call the office speak to her receptionist and that’s pretty much it, but not in this case

About 2 weeks later I called my doctor who is also my primary physician at this point and told her I was working and construction site and I think I pulled my groin and needed an emergency consultation .. the private kind LOL. She knew exactly what I was hinting it and we made arrangements to meet up at her house at around 6:00 p.m. when she got off also before I got her off multiple times, sorry for the puns it’s just to easy

I almost came [F]rom spanking myself

I decided I’d try and edge by spanking myself only. I grabbed a hairbrush and bent over the bed. I pulled my panties down and started lightly smacking each cheek with the brush. It immediately felt sooo good, so I started spanking harder, alternating back and forth between each cheek. I was wet in a matter of seconds. I decided to try a different angle just for fun, so I laid down on my back with my knees in the air, spread wide apart. Careful not to touch my clit, I started spanking my ass on each side. It felt so good like that, being on display with my legs up in the air, spread wide open, while my poor clit ached for attention, remaining completely ignored. I couldn’t help but go faster and harder. I could feel myself dripping and see my pussy visibly throbbing. I closed my legs together and pulled them towards my chest, holding them there with one arm, while I continued spanking with the other hand. I alternated positions every so often, legs spread apart, then legs pulled up to my chest. My pussy was so wet it was literally dripping all the way down my ass onto the bed. The longer I spanked, the closer I got to the edge until I actually had to stop myself because I felt like I was going to cum! Just from spanking. But like a good slut, I denied my orgasm and stayed horny and desperate the rest of the day.

I waited for a threesome naked in the dorm hallway [FM]

This happened a couple weeks ago, but I haven’t gotten around to writing about it until now.

I’ve been embracing more of my slut side since starting college, and that includes having my first 2-guy threesomes. I have a few guys now who I fuck casually, and one of them told me that he and his roommate was interested in having a threesome. I hadn’t met the roommate before, so I knew I had to make a good first impression. And that of course meant showing up to their room wearing naughty revealing dress. And nothing else. I walked there with my friend who wasn’t participating in the threesome, and I also had a bathrobe which I wore while walking there bc I’m not quite at the point where I can walk around campus at night naked. But as soon as I knocked on the door, I took off the bathrobe and handed it to my friend. She headed back and I was left in the hallway like that for about 15 seconds. The thrill that anyone in the hall could open their door and see me like that got me a bit turned on. But eventually the door opened and I saw their shocked faces when they saw me. I think they were speechless for a few seconds before they let me inšŸ˜‚

Long time lurker turned first time cum dumpster for Redditor. [F] 31

Ok I finally have some down time to let tell my success story. I haven’t had a proper fuck in almost half a year so this was a long time coming (pun intended). I made a post on dirtyr4r looking for someone seemingly normal for a quick and fast fuck before I left to my parents for a five day holiday trip. I didn’t ask for much. Size and looks don’t matter to me and all I ask is for someone not ti be creepy in my dms. I just wanted someone polite with a chill energy.

Within minutes my inbox became flooded with paragraphs of what I could only assume were copy and pasted messages with the occasional ā€œinsert my username hereā€. That was ok though because I knew I’d ā€œfeelā€ right when I read the right dm. After skipping over the one sentence messages or ā€œhelloā€ attempts I found a throwaway account whose dm caught my eye. A good detailed explanation of who he was, what he looked like (pics included), what his expectations were, and he happened to be on my drive to my parents. After talking for a good two hours we quickly established boundaries, expectations, and a schedule stick to.

[MF] Getting horny in the back of the movie theater and taking care of business in the bathroom [19f]

It was the middle of the movie and my guy friend and I were in the back row. We were both really into the movie, but I could tell he was getting distracted. I could feel his eyes on me and his hand slowly creeping up my thigh. I pretended to ignore it, but I was getting really turned on.
Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I turned to him and whispered, “Do you want to go to the bathroom?” He nodded eagerly and we snuck out of the theater.
Once we were in the bathroom, I pushed him up against the wall and went down on him. He was so big and hard, and I loved the way he tasted. He moaned and grabbed a fistful of my hair as I took him deeper and deeper into my throat.
He was getting close, but I didn’t want him to come yet. I pulled away and started stroking him with my hand. He groaned and thrust his hips eagerly as I stroked him faster and faster. Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore and he came all over my hand and arm.

[M]y Summer with Carrie [46f] the Divorcee

My long distance relationship dissolved when I was 26 and I the fact that short term chances should be taken, a few days before I ran into Carrie on a Midwest summer night a few years back. I was on the first leg of a bachelor party pub crawl at a large outdoor beer garden and we met in line to buy beer at an outdoor kiosk. I turned around to eye where my friends were sitting and she was standing there behind me, blue eyes, sandy blonde shoulder length hair, 5ā€4 with a white tank and Jean shorts. She lit up when we locked eyes and we wore funny buzzed grins realizing the spark was felt by both. We flirted in in the line until we bought our beers and smiled, going our separate ways. I felt the opportunity lost and found her at the corner of the dance floor for the out door stage. She saw me and we both smiled. I leaned in to her left ear, putting my hand on her hip, and laughed and shouted over the music,ā€œ Do you want to go make out in the Parking lotā€. She laughed back, ā€œOf Course!ā€ And I led her by the hand, weaving our way through the crowd until we made it to the alley. I hooked my finger around a belt loop of her Jean shirt and pulled her close. We were both perfectly drunk and perfectly attracted and drawn in a way that you get when your lucky and we made out in an alley. She pulled me close to her and my hand moved to her hair and lower back as we kissed deeply. I had been ignoring texts until I realized the bachelor party had other stops to make and I was MIA. She asked for my number as I asked for hers. I hurried my way through crowd to find a slightly annoyed group of guys waiting on a party bus. My phone buzzed with a notification from Carrie, ā€œso where should we fuck first?ā€ End of Introduction

I [F]27 slept with my [M]21 employee last night

Ok here’s the update people were asking for. I posted an update on the original post but mods took it down and idk if everyone can still see it or not so I’m reposting it here.

Nate did come over last night and after a couple drinks we ended up having sex twice. The first time on the couch downstairs and the second time we started in the shower but eventually moved to the bed. The sex was absolutely incredible. I thought he fucked me good the first time but the second time he edged me while we were in the shower and when I finally came it was the strongest orgasm of my life. I was cumming so hard I started crying which was super embarrassing. He was very sweet about it though and after I took a couple minutes to gather myself we continued where we left off (although very slowly this time as I was really sensitive) until he finished too. When we woke up in the morning I was still on a high from how good he fucked me the night before so I gave him a blowjob to show my gratitude. He went home not too long after that though and I’ve had all day to really think about my situation and what had just happened. I’m torn between feeling extremely guilty but also wanting so badly to have another night like last night

[MF] A great party

Names have been changed.

Some back story: In highschool, I flirted with a lot of girls, but always had my eye on one in particular, Rebecca. She was thick with sizeable tits and ass, green eyes and long semi curly hair. We started hanging out more frequently hearing into the summer break and the last day of school we were planning on meeting her at a house party later that night.

Walking off the campus, we were chatting, her friend Miriam with us, also same body type but brown eyes and straight hair (she was known for being more – let’s say – adventurous). Splitting off in different directions to go home, she looks back and says to me, “Get ready for tonight!” giggling with Miriam as they walked away. Being a flirt but it not going any further than that, I didn’t make much of it, smiled and walked home.

Cut to the party.

Accidental flashing with my sister at the hot springs! [FF]

Last year we had a family get together at a hot springs in northern Utah.

I can’t remember the name of it but it’s a big one with a water slide and a clubhouse that is one big open room.

We met up there with my two sisters and their husbands and kids.

My husband always teases that my mom blessed us girls with good genetics and has made comments about us three sisters having great tits. We all have at least three kids and we’re all pretty comfortable around each other and get along great.

After it got dark we all decided to head home. There wasn’t a great place to change out of wet swimsuits so we decided the clubhouse was our best bet.

My younger sister (27) asked me to hold a towel up for her to change. We used the corner of the clubhouse and she peeled off her bikini and put on her dry clothes.

After my sister finished, she took the towel and it was my turn. I stripped off my swimsuit and used another towel to dry my tits and legs. I didn’t rush to cover up because I’ve always loved being naked in public. I finally got dressed and we loaded up for the drive home.