**This is a repost, but I had deleted it and someone was nice enough to send it to me. I promise I’ll get a new experience out, that is far less emo than the shit I’ve been posting, on this greatest of all global holidays. #fucktrump, which you know… not super relevant to me fucking Chinese girls. But seriously fuck that guy.**
It’s been a busy 3 or 4 months of traveling for work and fucking hasn’t been very high on my priority list, but shortly before flying back to the US for Christmas, I figured I’d fire up Tinder and roll those dice. It feels like some days your stock is up, and sometimes it’s down, but for a little over 26 hours on December 13th, 2017, my fuck stock was a full-on bull market.