[MMF] I Banged a Cougar Last Weekend, and it was Amazing

Last weekend I drove over to my friend Barney’s place to hang out, go to some bars, smoke, and chill. 

We go to a bar with the intention of picking up some chicks, but we don’t find any, and go back to his place. A little while later he says this cougar (Ashley) he’s been banging wants to hang out…with both of us. He said her apartment building has a sweet hot tub, and that maybe I can meet a girl there while he bangs her. Eh, I say alright, not much else going on.

We cruise over, me not having any expectations, and when we get inside, I am seriously impressed with his catch. She has long curly blonde hair, huge boobs, a curvy figure, and a toned ass. Barney tells her we want to go in the hot tub, and she says we should go while she stays back, because she needs to make some phone calls really quickly. 

We take some beers down to the hottub, and there ends up being nobody else at the hottub so after about 30 minutes we head back up.

Bathroom quickie at Sterling vineyard. [MF]

This ones not as long as my previous stories but I’ll try to keep it really descriptive. We’re going on a mini vacation for the weekend to wine country. It’s a short drive from her house. We get to our hotel, the Archer hotel Napa. Nice place, highly recommend it. We get to our room and naturally, we break the sheets. Jacuzzi tub get some miles put on it too. This particular event takes place at the Sterling vineyard (I think) the next day. We’re doing our tour, they’re talking about the grapes and shit, I don’t know a damn thing about wine if it wasn’t obvious. We get to the tasting area and our group is trying all these different vintages, I learned that word, and I’m not much of a wine guy. I tried a few, they were alright. I’m more of a bourbon kinda guy. I drank all the samples that she handed me. I never actually drank wine before so I wasn’t aware of how hard wine hits. I’m pretty toasted. Tiffany notices and persuaded me to slow down. It it the middle of the day and frowned upon to be what I call grunt drunk.

[MFF] ‘The closest I got to a threesome.’ Or ‘Sucked off in front of wife’s sister.’

Brief background; Me [M40’s] and wife [F40’s] have been married for many years and often discussed threesomes as she has never explored her lesbian side and I am a dirty bastard. But never taken it further as we are both sure it would ruin our relationship.

Her sister is divorced for 2 years and we guess hasn’t had cock for up to 4 years. This wasn’t in my mind when the following happened but must have helped get her into the mood. We had had a dinner party with her and a few friends. The friends had left and she was still there as she didn’t want to drink and drive. This was quite common.

She is quite attractive. I bit bigger than my preferred type but a good body and big tits. I have known her for so long I don’t even consider her as a potential sexual partner so was quite relaxed when the conversation turned to talk about sex. If often does as my wife is desperate to find her a new partner and has some weird theory by talking about sex all the time with her she will be gagging for cock.

[MMF] Best Bi Threesome

So this wasn’t my first threesome, but it was definitely the best I’ve had to this day. This happened back in 2013 when I was 22.

I was only in the area for a few months, constantly browsing Craigslist and AFF without much luck (Tinder didn’t exist yet). Received a message from a couple in their early thirties on AFF. They were experienced and actively seeking to add third males, said they liked my pictures and wanted to know if I was interested. I chatted with him back and forth for a week or two, eventually somehow getting to the topic of bi play. Said I was and had some experience but only had received oral. I was definitely interested in trying though, as I had toyed my ass plenty. He started telling me about his previous experiences and how to get an ass ready to take cock. Said he likes to use his tongue to get it nice and wet, then use his fingers to get it nice and relaxed – ready to take dick. I remember how hard and throbbing I was at reading that. I was hooked.

A Midsummer Nights Dream [MF]

This is a true story about my hot girl who has been blowing my mind for a few years. It happened 5 years ago when we took a trip to Vegas. First a bit about her. She is about 5’8 with a ridiculous hourglass figure. The types of curves that defy reality without being anything but classy. Long straight black hair down to her waist and and beautiful 36c breasts that end in delicious and sensitive nipples which I have always loved to tease and suck on. Absolutely beautiful angelic face with cute dimples, soft brown eyes and a smile that implies a constant fun and excitement. Her skin is soft and the colour of buttermilk with a rosy undertone. Yeah, she turns a ton of heads but the combination of it all put together makes her a real heartbreaker. I got some other level of lucky….

Anyway, after a whirlwind night of excitement and alcohol on the Strip we head back to our room at one of the more famous resorts to crash. She had been teasing me all day with her painted in jeans and tight low cut top. We are both exhausted and pass out on the large comfy bed. Too tired to fulfill the burning desire between us.

[FFM] Snapchat orgasms for two

This actually started back when my wife and I were dating. We’ve just come from eating at a done restaurant and my phone vibrates and the snap chat ding goes off the name Sophie is there on screen (oops). I try to play it cool and pretend it’s nothing but she wasn’t buying it so she asked me who Sophie was and I replied a friend. Obviously, she didn’t just accept it and asked if she could open it. I said sure praying that it wasn’t something outlandish. Sophie is a tease and a freak a frustrating combination but awesome to experience. It was a mild tease just her in a tight shirt with her D’s almost exploding out of it.

My GF (wife now) replies well your friend’s tits can barely fit in her shirt… All I can think is (looks like I’m not getting laid tonight) but then she says she’s cute and I wonder what they look like. I asked her what she said and she repeated it back verbatim. I was floored. She asked if she could respond nervously I said sure. She told her she was cute and they hit it off and were flirting all the way home.

Sex party [F] [F] (p2)

“Sure, I love showers” she walks up to me and begins to remove my bag so she can take off my shirt. Setting my bag on the toilet seat cover she pulls my shirt over my head. She kisses my collar bone and lands kisses all the way to my belly button. She stops and my shorts and unbuttons them and scoots them down a little, “no panties?” I laugh a little and tell her that I don’t wear panties because I never saw the need to. She pushes my shorts down my thighs slowly doing one side a little then doing the other side until they fell to the floor at my feet. She licks my thigh and brings her tongue up the side of my pelvis and up to my chest where she reaches behind me, unhooking my bra. She slides down the straps and that too falls to the floor. I lean over and turn the water on then then the shower. “Adjust the temp.” I tell her. I step back and watch her bend over way too much just to turn the shower knobs. She wiggles a bit and from behind her you could see her wet pink lips peaking from between two round, bouncy cheeks. Unable to resist, i take my hand and slide it between her legs. Bringing my hand back down I flip my middle finger into her. She moans and that excites me. Placing my other hand on her ass, spreading her open, I add my ring finger and begin to finger fuck her. Her moaning becoming more intense, while her juices ran down my fingers, starting to pool in my palm. “Mmm…shIIIIITTTT!” She exclaimed. “Is the shower warm enough?” I asked her while still exploring her insides. “Mmhmm.” was all she could muster…”okay!” I said while suddenly pulling my fingers out of her and my hand away. “What the fuck?!” Candy gasped. I laughed, “come on, let me strap you in the shower. My dick is much better than my fingers.” Eyes wide, Candy hops in the shower. I grab my bag from the toilet seat and open it. Reaching in I grab my 9 inch dick around the shaft and pull it out of the bag. I’m always so amazed that my fingers barely touch tips when I wrap my hand around it but women still allow me to demolish their insides with it. I throw the bag down and hastily put on my equipment. Right when I was tightening the last strap, Candy turns from the shower head where she was wetting her body. “Ummm…?” She said
“Ummm…??” I say back. “Are you afraid? Cause I gotchu.” I assure her. I step in the shower with her and we face each other. I lift her leg onto the edge of the tub and insert my index finger into her. I finger her in and out for a while before I arch my finger inside of her and motion ‘come here’ while tickling her spot. Moaning, she puts one of her hands on my shoulder to steady herself. Not wanting her to cum from my fingers I remove them and tell her to turn around. “Arch your back.” She complies. I take my strap in my hand and run the head up and down her entrance and over her clit. She begins to moan again and I love it. I slowly put the head in and the pull out, then again I do the same thing….peak in…come out. I do it again, and again. “Oooohhhh, please stop teasing me!” She says. I love this part. This control part ? “tell me you want this dick, Candy.” I calmly say. “Mmm, i do.” She response. Still in a very calm voice I tell her “say you want it. You have to tell me that you want my dick, Candy.” Again I put in the head the take it out. “Say it.” I say again. “Mmmm..Please! I want your dick! Please give me your dick!!” She blurts our. Smiling, I give her what she asks for. I slowly push the rest of my strap into her. She gasps and lets out a long moan. I slowly stroke her, giving her every inch of my strap. Moaning and saying something’s I didn’t quite hear or understand, she starts to push back, keeping up rhythm and fucking me back. “Hell yeah.” I say to myself. I take one hand and put it on her waist then I take the other and place it on the wall to brace myself. I get a good grip and start to fuck her fast and hard. Her moans grow louder and louder until they are screams. “Cum for daddy.” I tell her while still pounding her pussy in. Using the hand that was on the wall I lift her leg up slightly. Fearing I might slip I tell her to turn the water off. Struggling because I refuse to stop fucking her to let her turn the knobs. I lift her leg just a little more putting my leg on the edge of the tub. Fucking her hard and fast, she reaches around and grabs my arm. She starts to dig her nails into my arm but I continue my mission. “Shit, shit, shit, shit!” She yells. “I’m cuming, I’m cuming!!” Using the hand holding her leg, I start to play with her clit. “Ffffuuuuucccckkkkkk!!!!!” She screams as her orgasm rips through her. I finally stop and slowly pull my strap out of her. “Candy….” she turns to look at me. “let’s move to the bed.” I tell her. “Yes, daddy.” She says.

[Fm]She flirted with me on Tinder, and Then I Stole Her Man

It started with this little redhead named Ginger that I’d met on Tinder. She was barely old enough to drink, still lived with her mom, and was looking to be with a woman for the first time. Of course I was happy to help. And so we chatted on the app and then moved to text. I promised to treat her like a sexy little princess. Her sexual experience was next to nothing–a high school boyfriend that she’d stayed with during a stint at community college, followed by a couple of fuck buddies she’d picked up on tinder who didn’t have their own place, couldn’t afford a hotel, and mostly seemed content to settle with a rushed fuck in the backseat of their car.

Witin a week we were having phone sex. She’d rub her sweet little pussy and moan and send me pics as I talked her through an orgasm. It had been a while since I’d come across a girl who was so eager and without a trace of cynicism. We met for coffee. Flirted. All of this involved sneaking around during the day because she didn’t have a car and definitely didn’t want her mom to know she was fooling around with anyone–especially an older woman.

[MF] NOLAup in my Ass.

I had one too many Hand Grenades that night. But it was Mari Gras so thats what you are supposed to do. I was talking in my heels, stepping on the colorful beads on the grown. I kept pulling down my dress but you kept pulling it up. I didn’t know if you had less or the same amount of drinks that I had but at that point I didn’t care. I wanted you and you bringing your hands up legs was only making me want more. At that moment what seemed to be like a parade of lights at 3am caught everyones attention but not ours. The police were driving down Bourbon street and we took that to our advantage. People had their phones out recording the flashing reds and blues but you had your hands in deep in my now that I was flashing that red and pink. You guided me to a wall where no one was around, I think I might have recognized this alley way wall from the Ghost tour we took the previous night. If the party goers weren’t watching us then the ghosts of New Orleans were.