The time I two pump chumped and creampied the waitress who wouldn’t take no for an answer. [MF]

This story goes out to all the dudes who suck at sex. I’m one of you, and here’s my weird, strangely satisfying story about a time that I felt perfectly guilt-free about having bad sex.

This was from several years ago and is a super bizarre story but still strangely a turn on for me. I was probably 26 at the time. I haven’t told anyone this. It’s really embarrassing actually. (PS I’d love to hear more of your bad or embarrassing sex stories though.)

Anyway, I was at a bar watching music with some friends, and I notice this waitress keeps smiling at me throughout the night. She was ok looking. White, short, a little chubby for my tastes, but curvy in an OK way with a super cute face and a slutty smile. I’ll call her Jen. Oh right, I’m a skinny, kinda nerdy looking white guy. Lol.

So I chatted with Jen a couple times throughout the night as she brought drinks around about the music that was on, her recent graduation, plans for the weekend, our mutual plans to go to our respective homes and smoke some herb after the show. I’m pretty obvlivious. I thought that she was flirting with me but I wasn’t really sure. The uncertainty made me kind of nervous. But the look on her face and her body language made me think she was interested.

[MF] I had the most intense sexual experience of my life last night and I’m still feeling it this morning.

My wife(26) and I(30m) have been more adventurous lately to spice up our sex life. We’ve done a threesome and some group play. We’ve started sexting at work, and started dipping our toes in light BDSM power plays. She’s a little shy when it comes to putting herself out there sexually and we are hoping that this will help her feel more confident and sexy.

However, last night without a doubt was the most intense sexual experience I’ve ever had. It started off with us smoking but I think I hit it a little too much (I’m still new to it). We had spoke about trying throat fucking earlier in the day but kind of skipped foreplay. I got her off a few times but I was unable to finish during our normal routine (missionary, doggie, her on top) and it drives her crazy when I don’t cum. There are times that I just can’t seem to finish no matter what I do. I fucked her hard and spanked the ever living shit out of her ass and she was screaming for it. I roll over, exhausted from making her cum but she won’t have it. She says I can still cum and that I should try throat fucking her.

[F] Risky by the pool

This happened the last week of the spring semester that just passed . We have a pool a short walk away from the dorms on campus which not many people go to even on a busy day, at most 10-15 people it’s a small pool. So yesterday morning I decided to go out to the pool and tan. I wore my typical thong bikini and a skimpy top. When I arrived there was only one other kid who I have seen a few times and had in a class in the fall semester, he was fairly tall very skinny shy kid, sorta nerdy. I had asked him how long he’d been here along and he said a few hours he came here to study because no one has been showing up during final weeks and I grabbed the chair right next to him. After I got situated and I laid down on my stomach I called him over and asked him to rub sun screen onto me so I didn’t burn. He agreed and he rubbed sunscreen in but he didn’t finish the job and he started to walk away and that’s when I yelled out “hey you forgot to get my butt” this really caught him off guard and he was kind of like “uhhhhh” and didn’t know what to say. I told him to go ahead I don’t wanna burn my butt, he of course ended up agreeing. After I laid back down and put my sunglasses on and had my head angled towards him seat and just pretended to go sleep. Over the next 20-30 minutes I constantly saw him go into 30 second trances of staring at my butt. He had his swim shorts on and as time went on I could see his bulge growing more and more. He readjusted himself so it was snaking down his leg, this nerdy kid was fucking hung. So I decided to get a little naughty and I sat up and told him “I really wanna thank you in a big way for putting the sun screen on me before” I sat right next to him in his chair and stared him right in the eyes and he seemed really nervous and kind of uncomfortable then I just simply grabbed his dick through his shorts and told him I was gonna give him the greatest blow job he’s ever had. He was completely speechless at this point so I just whipped dick out a started sucking until he blew his huge load in my mouth. After I just went back to tanning like nothing ever happened. He lasted a decent amount of time considering I later found out it was his first blow job he’s gotten.

The time my EX hate fucked my girlfriend: Part 2 [MFF][long]

A few weeks before this happened, my ex hate fucked my new girlfriend in front of me. here is the link if you want to read it

[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8zkq5v/the_time_my_ex_hate_fucked_my_girlfriend_ff/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8zkq5v/the_time_my_ex_hate_fucked_my_girlfriend_ff/)

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Suzi told anyone that she met from Anna’s bar what happened and it spread like wildfire. She was out to destroy and she did but only a little. Anna ended up having to leave her job because of all of the looks and innuendos. She had no job and little money for rent. As I kind of felt responsible, I let her move in. This was the first time for me. To live with a partner but it turned out to be great. she was young and had no demands or expectations and we fucked like rabbits. she had an unquenchable lust.

She had no regrets about fucking Suzi but her private life is private and she didnt like someone hurting her like that. Things came to a head one night when we were out at a bar. We had accidentally happened to bump into Priya who was a very quiet quasi-regular in my bar. When we came in she was sitting by herself so we joined her. We didn’t know her that well but Anna just got the vibe that she was lonely so we asked if we could sit next to her and we ended up chatting to her for hours. The next thing Suzi came in.

Big dong adventures [M]

I decided to start sharing some of my slutty experiences. A little bit about me, I’m 180cm(5′ 11”), southern european, fairly muscular and fairly handsome. I sport 8.5×7 inches (see post history) and I have had a whole lot of women compliment me both on size and performance. But enough with my ego.
This we will delve deeper into one particular episode. Now, this girl is to this day the best sex I ever had. She was the most enthusiastic little minx I ever encountered. She would always stare at my dick in awe, and I was the cause of her big dick fetish. We were together for a while, but then separeted because I moved away. But everytime I was in town to visit, she would be all over me. She cheated on her bfs with me and I did the same. The sex was THAT good. A little about her, she is not the most beautiful, pretty flat on both sides, little frame, but her personality was just magnetic for everyone. And she came really really easily, she would average 6 orgasms for every orgasm of mine. And I dont even last that long.
This particular time, it was the first time we met since I was back in town. We met outside to chat, but she seemed squirmy, I could sense the anticipation. Icjust went for the kiss, and she ate my face. She was over the edge already. What followed was the most animalistic sex ever contemplated. I fucked something like 5 times in a row. Stopping only to cum on her belly and then goin in again right away, no refrattory period, permanently hard. For her it was like getting wrecked by a train, I was fuckin her so hard, and holding her down by the neck, that she was just a puddle of juices and moaning/screaming.
Must be something about feromones, that girl really brought out the animal in me.

[MF] Motor City Coitus

It was 3am and we had just got home from the bar. Everyone in the house was asleep. We were just the right amount of drunk where we tried to be quiet coming into the house. But just drunk enough that my heels made a little too much noise. I went to the room quickly and threw off my shoes. I could hear the dog growling in the room over, but I didn’t care. I reached into my suitcase where I had packed my newest toy.

[MF] “She loves the dark meat”

There was this extremely attractive girl I went to school with, she was 2 years older than me and she had every guy fantasizing about her. She was the hot girl in school who could get anyone she wanted. She *finally* let me follow her Instagram recently and I was absolutely psyched to see more of this absolute baddie. As I was scrolling through I see one of the captions on her post was “Me and D love to the dark” when I saw this I immediately decided to shoot my shot on her, even though she had a boyfriend, and dm her the post saying “oh really now?” We proceeded to start dming and I was hitting on her, she hadn’t brought up her boyfriend yet so I wasn’t gonna either. I get to the point where she is asking me! For dick pick pics, I send one and she is more than pleased by my massive member. She tells me she wants to hook up, we do and we have been hooking up for about 5 weeks now constantly behind her boyfriends back. She is easily the best sex I’ve had so far in my life. Pm me if you wanna see her original ig post and pics of her!

A size queen [F] gets a big dick. A big dick [M] gets the fuck of a lifetime.

I originally posted the first part of this story in r/bigdickproblems a couple months ago, and followed up with the second part a couple weeks later. But I’ve begun seeing the girl in this story regularly, and she’s incredible in bed, so I thought I’d share the original story here.

For context, since my r/bdp flair doesn’t show up here, I should mention that I’m 6.5″ long and 6.0″ in girth. Not exactly huge, but definitely thick.

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Part 1 (written before the second part of the story took place)

The other day a few friends (3 guys, 3 girls) and I were talking about anal sex and whether or not we liked it. I was mostly staying out of the conversation, but eventually I was asked directly, so I said I’d never had anal. The group was surprised to hear that and asked why. I hesitated for a bit but eventually said, “well… my equipment doesn’t really allow me…” After a short back and forth I explained that I’d tried it a few times, but never found a girl who could handle my size. The group was skeptical and asked a few “just how big are we talking here?” questions. I’ve spent some time on calcSD and know where my measurements stand, so told them that my girth was in the 98th or 99th percentile.

[Mf] she needs to be choked.. [69][gag][spit][cumming together]

I had a brief sexual relationship with this sexy Portuguese girl about 13 years ago. She was short, about 5’2. Probably 100lbs. Tiny frame. Super tight holes. And to this day I have not had a girl who was like her. She needed her air supply temporarily pinched off to have a full orgasm.

We had done a fair amount of sexting before actually meeting up. I like to get a good idea of my partners likes and don’t likes before we get down to it. When she told me that I was curious. I assumed that just meant I had to choke her with both hands while fucking her. But as I later found out that was not the case.

The first meet up we didn’t do much talking. I went to her apartment and hardly got a hello before she pulled me down to her lips. Passionately making out in the doorway. I picked her up so easily and walked into her apartment, still kissing. She kicked the door shut as she wrapped her legs around me. I could see her bedroom so I walked us there. I could feel my cock already rock hard, begging to be taken out.

[MF] The time I got a BJ in the back room at a mall

After my [previous success](https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8g3g2f/mf_getting_a_blowjob_in_the_car/) meeting someone from Reddit and getting an amazing blowjob in a car, I’ve been hoping to find another person interested in something similar.

It took a while, but eventually I responded to a girl on reddit who was looking for someone to come “entertain” her at work. After I messaged her, she explained that she is alone at work in a store at the mall near where I live, and she was bored and very horny. She said that so far she had seen two customers the whole morning, and nobody had bought anything–apparently a very slow day at the store.

She wanted someone to come to her store, walk with her directly to the back room, drop his pants and get a blowjob, cum in her mouth, and leave.