Surprise Threesome [FFM] [Threesome] [Fisting]

This literally happened over the weekend.

My partner and I are in an open relationship, and she’s bi. She knew I was playing on Tinder again, and that I had a number of ongoing conversations. She even read some, and advised on responses.

One conversation moved quickly, from initial pleasantries, to exchanging numbers. I was open and honest (as usual for me) – she knew about my relationship and some of my proclivities/kinks. I asked for a phone call… She dialed, then immediately hung up. We chatted a bit more, then things got real.

She called me back. We talked, and started getting even more graphic. Shortly after we got off the phone, she texts:

> Come over right now.

> I want to feel you inside me.

I’m hesitant. I’m not really into one night stands, especially not without meeting in person, and I tell her as much. She offers to come over instead. My partner is asleep already, so I wake her up to confer. We agree that this could be a really fun Saturday night.

First-Date Sex (The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had) [FM]

So, it looks like I’m back again. I took a long break from this site- and this account, especially- mainly because I ended up spending a little too much of my time on here. But I’m back again to share another experience that I just had over this past weekend. Since I don’t have anyone in my life right now that I can talk to about sex, I figured I’d come spill everything to the internet. Lol.

So, recently, I started getting back into the dating scene. I went through a rough break-up about a year ago, but for the most part I’ve been pretty happily single. A couple weeks ago, though, I decided that it was probably time for me to “get back out there,” and just see what happens. After almost a year of my love life being practically non-existent, I ended up with 3 dates this past weekend. I’ll only be talking about one of those, though, and it was with a guy that we’ll call “Brandon.”

A meeting with a work colleague gets a bit heated [MF]

A few years back, when I was 22, I’d become very close friends with a work colleague of mine. He was in his early thirties I later discovered, but he looked no more than mid twenties. He had chestnut brown hair that he kept to a medium length, cut well and parted to the left. He had a well formed face, with strong cheek bones below the most startlingly bright green eyes. His lips were just plump enough to look kissable without being fleshy. I’ll call him Erik, though that’s not quite his real name. He reads reddit, and this story would probably be recognisable by him anyway.

He’d broken up with a very long term girlfriend just before we met, which is I think why our friendship developed. I’ve always liked older men, and he was lonely. His girlfriend had taken most of his circle of friends. So we started hanging out, often at work. A good few times we were sitting in his office talking heatedly when his boss walked in, and there were occasional rumours that we were getting too close, even though neither of us worked under the other, if you’ll excuse the pun.

[FM] long distance problem solved: he gave me a pass ..

As academic researcher, I have to stay often at different universities in Europe.

In 2015 I stayed for 3 months in Nottingham. My bf (then as well as today) visited me every two weeks and we spend a lot of time in bed, with excellent sex every time. Only, in the last month of my stay he could not come over and visit because of things at his work. We skyped a lot and after two weeks of abstination I missed him so much that our skype became extra sensual, after which we both masturbated for each others eyes on the little screen. His eyes told me he wanted me very very much, and he got more daring. Since we have an open sexlife when we are togehther (some moresomes mainly), and since he could not give me what I needed (really bad), he told me that I could have sex with a guy I could choose myself in the next two weeks before I would travel back to him before Christmas. So I got horny, it gave me a specal feeling in my vagina when he told me this and I wanted him to confirm what he just said: “so you really want me to fuck another guy?”

[M]y very petite and very pregnant [F]riend masturbated in front of me while her husband watched.

I posted this story in a r/askredditafterdark thread earlier, but talking about it has given me a bit of a rush so I decided I’d share it somewhere else ;) btw I’m no good at erotic storytelling, sorry, this is just me recalling a night that’s burned into my brain forever.

throwaway because this is a very personal story and I don’t want anyone learning who this story is about

So my friend is a bit of a nympho. She turns every conversation into one about sex or masturbation, has loud sex in her bedroom while friends are over, I’m sure you know the type. One time she convinced my group of friends to get really drunk and strip for each other at the tail end of a party. Anyway, that’s not the story.

Last year she was pregnant, like, really pregnant. She’s a very short, very skinny and petite, 20-something. Super tiny and cute… But she was like, weeks away from her due date. We were over at her house for a little get-together, and the night was winding down, everyone that was drinking had gotten pretty drunk, and a bunch of people left.

Poolside fun round 2-3 [FM]

I posted round 1 last night and got a great response so I figured I’d keep going. Quick recap, I had been hanging out at my friend Liz’s pool when she invited over two guys. I ended up having some of the best sex of my life on the pool deck with Sam while Liz got bent over the patio table by his friend Brandon.

Anyway, Liz and Brandon had long since gone in side, presumably for round 2 and/or a nap. Sam and I were just lounging around the pool. I was in it gently swimming around (I love the water. I’ve never been one of those girls just to sit by the pool, I have to go in) and Sam was laying on his stomach at the edge of the pool facing in, just watching me. A little about myself. I’m about 5’10”, 185ish, 38DD, olive skin, and what I’ve been told is a fantastic ass. Good Italian genetics had blessed me with curves and thick, dark hair. I swam up closer and stood a few feet away. He reached out and ran his finger along the visible bite mark that was starting to appear just at the edge of my purple bikini top. I let out a little moan. “Does it hurt?” he asked.

A summer party, a cock-hungry friend, and the shy new girl she abandoned [MF]

The summer after high school graduation. Everyone remembers that, right? Or doesn’t, because they ingested far too much alcohol. Such was the case for my group of friends. Except for one night..

It was a party like any other. My bud Eric had his parent’s house to himself all summer. It was a home halfway up a mountain, backed by an endless forest. Our parties there always included a bonfire, liquor pong, a customized box of party Jenga, and laptops with Warcraft 3 and Brood War.

15-20 people was the average number of attendees, and tonight was no exception. There were a few new faces, and a good split of guys and girls. We started with a bonfire and some Fireball pong outdoors. One of the new people was a beautiful brunette with long, dark hair, a curved hourglass shape that accented her perky ample tits and wide hips, and a half-moon ass so round and firm that it defied gravity. She had on large black glasses which really brought out her almost-Asian almond eyes, and a floral summer dress which showed off the most tantalizing glimpses of her pale breasts squished in it. The dress clung loosely to her body, accenting her curves, and it often road up to expose the bottom of her ass cheeks whenever she moved.

My girl[f]riend’s sister gave [m]e a handjob

This is a story I posted here a while ago, but deleted out of fear I might be recognized by some, as I initially described it with very detailed information. So here it is again, but with just enough of the interesting stuff.

So, I was at this beach party with my (now ex) girlfriend, her friends and her family. Among my girlfriend’s family members being present was her sister Natalie (fake name). Natalie is quite a chubby lady: she eats and she drinks a lot. But she has the prettiest face (here I unfortunately have to skip some interesting facts about her beauty. Oh well…). And my girlfriend once told me that Natalie is, to put it in her words, “not afraid of men”, which essentially means that she’s sexually very positive, if not a slut.

I had drank a little, but was not drunk. However, Natalie, true to herself, was relatively drunk. Came a moment when I had to go for a pee. I told my girlfriend so. Natalie overheard me saying that to my girlfriend. She jokingly (I thought) shouted: “need some help?” I simply looked at her and jokingly gave her the “why not” face. And I walked away.

New Year’s Eve [Group]

So, Story Time:
I was bartending at a craft cocktail bar a few years ago on New Year’s Eve. We were all a little champagne and whiskey drunk, and at midnight everyone was kissing everyone. Straight, gay, male, female, it didn’t matter. I probably made out with five or six people that night before we even left work.

For months before this night, there had been serious sexual tension brewing between myself and one of the servers. The tension was palpable. You could reach out and feel it. Her eyes told me exactly what she wanted and mine certainly weren’t hiding anything.

I was crushing hard, and it went on like this for months, but this night, New Year’s Eve, somehow I just knew we were finally going to fuck. I knew it before the shift had even started, before we were all fucked up.

After work, I take all my coworkers to go to the local pub. My girlfriend at the time did the same. We split into our separate work groups.

The festivities continued, lots of kissing everyone else, lots of drunken, “I fucking love you, man!”’s — Just another wild New Year’s Eve until…

[MF] Getting to know the new waitress

I had sex for the first time in a year last night.

Jess had only been working at the bar for a few months. She’s 21 and quieter than the rest of the waitresses. She always wears a black, off-the-shoulder top that exposes her elegant collar bones. It drives me crazy as I can’t help but think what its like to bite her neck.

When work finished all 6 of us barmen and waitresses decided to go out for a long night of dancing and drinking. When we all went our separate ways I walked Jess home. We didn’t talk about much but we laughed about stupid stuff. We hadn’t drunk as much as the other guys that night. I was about to say goodbye and she asked if I wanted to come in. After all the joking around, this was the only thing she had said with absolute sincerity as she looked me in the eyes.