Category: gonewildstories

[F] “Prime Jerkoff Material”

Hi guys,

So Sunday, I was just having a lazy day – I plopped down on my couch, turned on football, and made the conscious decision to never leave that spot the rest of the afternoon. It was just one of those days where you want to do nothing but indulge in potato chips, TV, and mindlessly swipe around on dating apps.

I pulled up Bumble and swiped around, judging people, as you usually do. I’m not really looking for a long-term relationship, right now, but I’ve been on 1 or 2 dates. I matched with a few people, and had those usual conversations:

“Hey, what’s up?”

“Not much just watching football, you?”, etc. etc.

I matched with this one guy, who happened to be a Buccaneers fan. I’m a Falcons fan, so while both our teams are divisional rivals, we commiserated with how shit our teams are doing this year. He was nice, funny, and pretty cute. I had given him my number and we were texting through there, when all of a sudden, mid-typing, I got a text that said, “Damn, I love this girl, she’s prime jerkoff material”, followed by a screenshot of my Bumble profile. Read more »

Giving our friend a show [MMF],voyeur

I had written about Erica before. She was my serious gf near end of college. She was multi orgasmic and amazing at blow jobs. She was also was what you call top heavy. Massive tits for her small frame. She was average face but her sexual presence made her fun. She came across as very professional and serious to folks who met her.

However, she had a kinky side. She liked piss play (another story) and would be up for anal from time to time.

She also was open to maybe a bi experience and considered bringing others into the bedroom.

I was all for all of this, but wasn’t sure how much was talk and how much was just fantasy.

We had a close friend, Jordan. He had already graduated college and had an amazing job. He was making tons of money and was slightly obnoxious about it. We got along well enough but part of me thought he hung around because he had the hots for Erica.

Thankfully he wasn’t the most attractive guy so I didn’t feel that threatened. Also, his attitude tended to turn women off. Erica liked him though and the three of us got along well. Read more »

New GF and I after work [MF]

I’ll start this off with a little about me. I was married for 10 years to the woman I met when I was 17. It was never a bad marriage, but when she asked for a divorce, I wasn’t upset by it. It didn’t take me long to jump onto Tinder and other dating sites. I had some success meeting women, and a few fun hookups, but I hadn’t found a real connection with anyone. That is until Mary came along.

Our first date was spectacular. She was more beautiful than in her pictures. A 5’4” blonde with really nice breasts and an ass to die for. For me, a slightly overweight man at 5’7” it was nice to date someone shorter than me.

Wasn’t just her looks though. Personality to match. Brains. And she gave me my first taste of pot. It’s great by the way. So we hit it off instantly. Made out by the end of the date, and several dates later, wound up naked in her bed. The sex is great with her. This story starts after work one day. Read more »

Swapping couples on the cruise ship [Group]

Becky and Ryan have been friends with us for about 5 years now, and this happened two weekends ago after what has really been years of buildup. My fiancée Kara and I have been together for about 5 years as well, and Becky has been her best friend since freshman year of college. She and Ryan began dating not long after I met her, and they’ve been together ever since as well.

A bit about each person – I am 5’10”, athletic but relatively average build, brown hair with fair skin. Kara is 5’4”, about 130 pounds and thin but curvy, with light skin and dark brown hair. She has a pretty round and full ass, and small C cups – think like [Karlee Grey](https://i.redd.it/jqyywj47ujf11.jpg) but with smaller tits. Ryan is pretty similar to me but a few inches taller, with short buzzed hair. Becky is about 5’6” and thin, probably 110 pounds with freckled and tan skin, and auburn brown hair. Her ass is round as well but with a smaller waist, and she has really firm D cups that are perky like fake breasts but are natural. She looks a lot [like this.](https://i.imgur.com/sgdpzdS.jpg) Read more »

[MF] An Older Woman in Vegas

It was the spring of my senior year and my ‘give-a-damn’ was definitely broken. I had maybe 6 weeks left of classes before graduation and was enjoying the bittersweet stretch before all my friends were fixing to scatter to different parts of the country to start their lives. We went out four nights or five nights a week, only went to the classes we needed to for graduation, took frequent trips to the beach.

I was in a few student organizations that dealt with food supply and processes. One day, I receive a phone call from a professor of mine that she had a group of students she was taking to a convention in Las Vegas. It was basically a collection of national grocery store chains and end users of processed foods. Anyways, there was a student who had to back out at the last minute, and her hotel room and flight were already paid for. They were leaving the next week, and she wanted to know if I wanted to go as a replacement. Read more »

[MF] I hooked up with a pro athlete

Over the weekend I went out with my friends, just planning to have a good time nothing else. While I was out I was approached by a very large guy. He towered over me and he was also just a big guy in general. He bought me a drink and we sat down and talked. He was an extremely kind and charismatic guy. I told him about my self, then he goes on to tell me about him. He told me he’s a professional football player, and I didn’t doubt it because he was a very big guy. He said due to his schedule he was able to visit family and have some fun in between games. I bite my lip and look at him and ask what type of fun. He responds quickly and confidently “come back to my place and I’ll show you” Read more »

Belly-ful of cum before work this morning :) [MF]

Like a good girl, I gave my man an expert handjob just the way he likes it and gave him a warm little mouth to cum in, before he smacked me on the ass and sent me off to work. I was five minutes late. Worth it!

New cosplay, a new experience (Or: 2B or not 2B) [FM]

I’ve shared a few of my tales of cosplay photo shoots, but up to this point they’d all simply involved me and a photographer. After a lot of planning, yesterday I got to experience something different – a cosplay photo shoot featuring me and a male model with a photographer in the background.

I was first approached with the idea for the shoot by a photographer in his late 30s quite a while ago. His idea involved a cosplay that I didn’t have (but wanted), so he agreed to make purchasing the outfit part of my fee for taking part. I sought out and pointed him in the right direction to buy everything that I needed, but the wait for that to arrive wasn’t as long as the wait for him to find a suitable model and arrange cosplay for him too. After several months, finally everything came together, dates were arranged and the shoot was finalised. Read more »

The time I fucked a trashy milf [MF]

Been thinking about this a bit lately so decided to share it. Probably a bit more tame than some of the stories here but still hot in my mind.

I’ve always had a thing for older women (I’m 29 but have gone for older women since my early 20’s.) This summer I decided to check out Coffee Meets Bagel, as someone I knew had some good luck meeting people on there. At first it was strictly to find someone to actually date, not for sex, but I’m a horny guy so that quickly changed. I also decided I should expand my age range.

Nothing came of it for a bit, but one day I noticed I had matched with a 48 year old, who instantly messaged me to tell me how cute I was and how she had to swipe right. Turns out she had a thing for younger guys, but had joined the app to actually meet a guy her age. But somehow she came across my profile and couldn’t resist. So we made small talk for a few days, talked about shitty dates we had gone on that week, all that stuff. I had a feeling she was looking strictly for sex, but I didn’t want to come on too strong so I tried to play it cool. Then she said to me “listen, this is only about sex, you can stop being so polite.” Read more »

Having sex while on the phone [FM]

So, my husband loves when I tell him stories and he’s been encouraging me to write them all down lately. Once we shared one here, he got kind of hooked on the responses and we’ve been chatting with a few couples as a response – we’re even meeting up with one girl who read something I wrote and wants to hang out.

So, because of the overwhelmingly positive response we wanted to keep going. I always wake up way before the baby so I have some time to work and shower and stuff. The last few nights I’ve been waking up to a note by the coffee maker telling me what story to write about.

This morning the note said: Tell the story about the time you had sex while on the phone!

Well, it’s happened twice, but I think he only has heard the one story about a college boyfriend and I, pretty sure he doesn’t know the other one.

When I was a freshman in college, I kind of went crazy cause I had a pretty pent up childhood and really didn’t start exploring my sexuality until the end of high school. I was drinking way too much and doing way too much mdma at the time. I have way too many stories. Read more »