[MF][Hyperspermia] Female Icarus (Part 1)

This is going to be a two-parter.

After discovering my…erm, abnormality, I should’ve probably moved to LA and assumed the identity of Dong Juan or something, but I didn’t. Instead, I dated a girl exclusively for almost 2 years. She was my age and had recently just lost her virginity, herself. We engaged in awkward young relationship sex, growing comfortable with our bodies. She had no real frame of reference for the size of your standard cumload, so she just assumed that was par for the course, I guess.

One summer, she went home and wound up transferring. We agreed to break up, leaving me (21) single and confident for the first time in my life.

A few days after the breakup, I was invited to see a friend’s band play. The music was awful but it was nice to see many of the friends I had made in college outside the context of my girlfriend. One of those people being my friend, Kate (21 or 22), a cool, intelligent blonde.

I had met Katie the year before as a friend of a friend. She was more supremely confident than cute, which I found insanely attractive. She came onto me the first time we met, and didn’t buy the resistance of me having a girlfriend until she actually met my girlfriend.

[MF] Being edged for science

Last summer I got a vasectomy. They tell you to return two samples to make sure both test negative. The first one did and I never bothered with the second.

My wife and I recently (last week) had a pregnancy scare when she was a week late on her period. She put her foot down: no more sex until I get the second test. I will be giving the sample tomorrow morning.

I’ve been taking supplements for the past week that I took years ago when I we were trying to get pregnant and I wanted porn-star sized loads. Working from home today she decided that she wanted to make sure I gave a good sample by edging me.

It started with her rolling over in bed and lazily stroking my cock in the morning. Then she came into my office while I was on a call, putting her hand into her yoga pants and playing with herself and waving her wet fingers under my nose.

While kissing her in the kitchen at lunch time she pulled my hand into her crotch while she rubbed my hardening cock over my sweatpants.

The first time I [M] got my ass eaten [MF]

This is another story about me and Stephanie, the hottest girl I ever dated. As I’ve described before, Stephanie was blonde and lithe, with long legs, small perky tits and just a hit of an ass. She was a former ballerina and occasional model who was way way out of my league. We dated for a long time and while generally the sex was pretty normal, occasionally out of nowhere, she’d go full freak.

We were engaged in one of our lazy weekend fuck sessions. I remember it was a sunny day outside and we were in my bed, she was kind of lazily sucking my dick, kissing it, then taking it into her mouth, then kissing it some more.

“I love looking at your cock” she said, stroking me. Unlike the rest of you here, I got an average dick, but no one has ever complained. Soon she was stroking me and kissing and licking my balls. This wasn’t part of her usual dick sucking technique, but I didn’t complain. It was all incredibly relaxed. I was hard, but she wasn’t really getting after it just sort of lazily playing with my dick and balls.

The Ti[M]e I Took My Pro[F]essor’s Virginity and Dumped Her Cold

My last story, as long as it was, seemed to go over OK if the upvotes are any indication, so I thought I’d type up another:

When this happened, I’m about 22, went back to school at a city college part time. It’s my second or third semester and winter is closing in, good old cuffing season. I’m not really socializing with the students much because I don’t have much in common with them, but I get placed in a literature class with this adjunct who’s maybe 26. Slim body, nice legs, brunette of about medium height with one of those milky fair complexions. She laughs easily and dresses well but you can tell she’s pretty bookish and maybe a little bit of a lonely soul.

This is a poor college town and most of the decent girls are tied to the university somehow, so at this time I’m semi-seriously dating another grad student, a history major. This one’s a little curvier than I usually go for but DDD top-heavy and likes to be dominated, so she’s a lot of fun, but she’s getting needy about a commitment, has no real job prospects, and wants to move somewhere I’m definitely not going. It’s running on fumes and I’ve already started hanging out with a townie Puerto Rican MILF on the side who hates her boyfriend, she’s reasonably freaky, looks good hanging around in my t-shirts, and doesn’t ask for much, so whatever happens happens.

[F] Naughty fun while home alone

This happened today. My parents left to go to the doctors which is a 2 hour drive from our place, I still live with them since I’m only 19, and I take opportunities like this to let out my naughty side.

When I heard the car leave the driveway, I immediately stripped all my clothes off. I enjoy the feeling of freedom that nudity brings. I grab the laptop and log on to one of these random video chat sites, sort of like omegle, but not really. I like to call it the cheap, knock-off, way more sexual version.

Fuck, I don’t know why watching random men jerk off to the sight of my naked body turns me on so much. I lingered at that site for almost an hour, making at least 7 grown men cum. I am always insatiably horny, and it’s things like this that just get me off. I was actually contemplating on going out just to get laid. Masturbating is fun and all, but nothing beats getting fucked ?

(_|_) Fun in the Retirement Village – Game of Cards [Group]

I’m a 72 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life. What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to. Here are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

This is a pretty long story with a lot of introduction. If you want to, skip ahead to section 2 below.

For those who have read my past stories, I have to introduce a new member to our “Supper Club” group. Until relative recently there has been the five of us. Four women (Claire, Glenda, Di and Kath), and me, Ray. A few months ago a new resident moved in to a unit near by and his name is Keith. He is 70 years old, and like me, a widower. The two of us struck up a friendship quickly finding out we have similar interests in classic cars and anything mechanical. We both also came from an IT background. It’s interesting that earlier in out careers that we both worked on the same sort of mainframe computers but in different industries. It is great to be able to talk about “the good old times” with someone who knows and understands the same things.

Another Dare from the Husband [FM]

I think my husband got energized by reading the responses on the last post. Last night we were walking home from my friend Annie’s who lives right down the street and he casually asked Truth or Dare in that voice he has that shows he has an awesome dare.

We’d just had great dinner and a drinks with friends and we’re walking down a suburban street so I was doubting he’d go nuts, so I said Dare.

“I dare you to wear this the rest of the walk home,” he was smiling and he dug out a small remote control vibrator from his camera bag. It was ribbed and shaped like a lowercase T.

I asked him where he got that. Amazon. Oh ok.

So, not wanting to face a punishment by turning down a dare, I said sure. I stepped behind an SUV parked on the street asked him to spit on it and worked the corkscrew shaped, blue vibrator inside of me while he laughed. The porch light of the house came on, and I pulled my undies up and smoothed down my dress quickly as we walked away from the house.

[MF] How I made my naughtiest dreams come true with my friend’s mother and we ended up fucking in the shower

When I was eighteen, I had a sexual encounter with a woman who was cleaning our house. She was the mother of a classmate of mine and I had been crushing on her for about two or three years by then, and I never expected to actually make my fantasies come true, Then, somehow, I did.

I just stepped out of the shower, butt naked. It was the middle of the day, and it was hot as fuck outside. I was alone in the house. My family was well-to-do, and they were out of town for two days. The whole house to myself! I dried off, put on my underwear and was about to put on my jeans when I thought: “Fuck it! Only underwear will do, got the house to myself anyway.”

So, I did exactly that. I loved the sensation of the fresh air on my almost naked body. I loved the feeling of everything just, dangling freely in the very lose underwear I had on. Not a care in the world. All of a sudden as I came walking down the hallway, I saw someone standing in front of me. It was Mrs. Velasquez. She was the mother of a friend of mine and my parents knew they were poor, so they helped her by having her clean our house once a week for pretty generous pay. She was just, standing there. As if struck by lightning.

Partner Swap, a Bet and BBC/Cuckolding [MF]

A warning for starters. This is not going to go as you might expect from the title.

For a while now my girlfriend, Ivy, and I have been in an open relationship. We have experimented with threesomes before and in our MFM threesome I found I am not into watching her fuck other guys. It made me want to punch the other guy in the face, but I went through with it anyway, as Ivy had arranged a MFF threesome for me before.

I was ok with her sleeping with other guys, I just don’t want to watch. Ivy mostly has one-night stands while on business trips and I am mostly seeing a younger woman, Cassie, that works in the same building I do, aside from some few meaningless one-night stands.

However a while back Ivy wanted to try a partner swap. So while I don’t relish seeing her with another guy, Ivy is a big enough woman to tolerate me essentially dating a younger woman on the side. So with a healthy amount of reservedness I agreed and let Ivy set things up.

[F] 19 year old Asian girl fucked by a white tinder match and his friend.

Growing up I always dated asian men, I’m from a rather traditional family that expects me to marry a Korean man.

A few months after breaking up with a boyfriend I decided to make a tinder account. I didn’t think I was going to find love on a dating app and figured it’d be good for a laugh and maybe a hook up.

I matched with a white guy named Jake, he was 22, handsome and athletic. We exchanged a few flirty messages but I didn’t think much of it until later that night when he messaged me.

He told me that he and a friend were staying in a nice hotel in the city and wondered if I wanted to come over, drinks on them for a night of fun, the only catch was that I needed to bring a friend along for his mate.

It was pretty short notice and none of my friends were interested in meeting up with a couple of random white boys so I told Jake it probably wouldn’t happen. A few minutes later he replied with something like “we’re happy to share” with the clear implication being a threesome.